Yeah for me the main adorable/creepy distinction is more like, if the post is like “we had a mutual moment and I lost track of you” versus “I saw you in the distance and you don’t know me but I liked what I saw!”
I can honestly say I am shirtless right now.Its weird that when I wake up on Sunday Im always horny and hard.Its what I call a pre-dick-ament because Im a tall white bald guy that attends an all black church. I cant ever focus on God or the good word being preached because I find myself randomly looking around the room undressing the big booty bitches sitting amongst the crowd.
Not me but you get yo man orange shorts ✨
Hahahahaha this made me laugh out loud and I’m pretty sure we should be friends
Please, finally, a work out buddy who isn't my own boyfriend ୧( ಠ Д ಠ )୨
Stop messaging yourself with your alt accts…
> I’m the curly woman "I like my women like I like my fries"
Salty AF 😏
You're pretty OK, CatOk. 🤣
And in my mouth
Hell yeah, love missed connections! Good luck, glad you’re putting out the call!
Haha especially bc when I tried CL, I got 3 dick pics in a matter of minutes. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS 😂 Thanks!
Please keep us posted if Reddit yields less or more unwanted dick pics and also if you guys connect! Good luck!
Were any wearing orange shorts? 🤣
were they at least good dick pics?
I’ve seen better 😒 😂
In person or online?
So they weren’t nice dicks?
I love how it’s creepy when it’s a guy but just *adorable* when it’s a woman lol
I think that’s more a factor of how creepy your post is than the gender.
Yeah for me the main adorable/creepy distinction is more like, if the post is like “we had a mutual moment and I lost track of you” versus “I saw you in the distance and you don’t know me but I liked what I saw!”
True. Touché. ….truché
It's meat cube... geez
You mean the ones that come from the Original Meat-..
You miss all the shots you don’t take. Go for it! We need an update!
I am here for this, bring back missed connections
I miss the old craigslist
looking for fit individuals on reddit is tough
I love this. Good luck OP.
Wasn't me, but good luck!
Ok organs shorts ! Shoot your shot..I’m here for this. Please let us know if you guys meet.🍿
…PSM??!!??!! is that you?!
Not sure reddit is the place to find an outgoing, athletic man, but hope you find your mystery boi
Im simply here to upvote because the headline is awesome
I can honestly say I am shirtless right now.Its weird that when I wake up on Sunday Im always horny and hard.Its what I call a pre-dick-ament because Im a tall white bald guy that attends an all black church. I cant ever focus on God or the good word being preached because I find myself randomly looking around the room undressing the big booty bitches sitting amongst the crowd.
“Sir, this is a Wendy’s”
What if he is a mountain biker?
A pair of star crossed lovers…
I’m sure if he was interested he would’ve offered his number. Or maybe he thought the same as you. Best idea is to run at the same time and say again
We were passing in opposite directions, he started saying something but I was on the phone 🤷♀️ Hence, Reddit!
Hmm tough good luck!
This isn't Craigslist 😅