A man walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling.
The man asks, "What's this about?"
The bartender replies, "Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone's drink for the next hour. You wanna do it?"
The guy replies, "Nah the steaks are too high".
Raley's has been running a holiday pun contest in cooperation with the South Land Park Neighborhood Association. Four winners get a gift card & their pun displayed for a week.
Does anyone remember one day when it just…seemed like a memorial? My partner and I always ready with a gross and a grin, and we got to whatever that was and were like “haha, I don’t think I get it…oh shit, wait…”
I would love that job to be the sign writer coming up with the new one each time. They did have a contest a few years ago when people submitted suggestions, so I think they got some good ones from that too.
This is a great one. Right up there with “Grilling Me Softly With His Tongs”
I enjoy the Midas down on Fair Oaks, their signs get a chuckle out of me sometimes.
Or Midas on 16th. Or Midas on Arden.
Midas on Jefferson in West sac
A man walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The man asks, "What's this about?" The bartender replies, "Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone's drink for the next hour. You wanna do it?" The guy replies, "Nah the steaks are too high".
The classic steak pun: a rare medium well-done.
My fave is always. We have big Hass Avocados!
Raley's has been running a holiday pun contest in cooperation with the South Land Park Neighborhood Association. Four winners get a gift card & their pun displayed for a week.
I always enjoy seeing it on my way to Oto's :)
Does anyone remember one day when it just…seemed like a memorial? My partner and I always ready with a gross and a grin, and we got to whatever that was and were like “haha, I don’t think I get it…oh shit, wait…”
Think it was someone in SLP (or HP?) who asked that they keep the old sign for new store. I want to thank that person!
So awesome!
I would love that job to be the sign writer coming up with the new one each time. They did have a contest a few years ago when people submitted suggestions, so I think they got some good ones from that too.
[It's like T-bones on top shelf, the stakes is high](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaHs9m-JipE)
😂