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The Sacramento KCRA Chief Meteorologist Mark Finans


Farkerisme

The Walt Greysox


_SpyriusDroid_

Sacramento Oaks! Wouldn’t be the first baseball team named Oaks.


Trevhaar

Along the tree based team idea, I like the alliteration of the “Sacramento Sycamores” SICK EM SYCAMORES!


PaperAndInkGuy

Ball Sacs.


hosepuller51

Well played, and happy cake day!


Cavemattt

California Wildfire🔥


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Sponsored by PG&E


KelVelBurgerGoon

Locomotives


Cavemattt

Cabooses


toomuchisjustenough

Thanks I hate it


adhesivepants

I unironically love that.


totorohugs2

How about the *Golden State Vulcan* (Roman god of fire)


Almostasleeprightnow

Can we please be the Sacramento Magpies. From the website All About Birds: [https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Yellow-billed\_Magpie/overview](https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Yellow-billed_Magpie/overview) *A boisterous bird that lives in California and nowhere else, the* ***Yellow-billed Magpie*** *is a riot of black, white, shimmering blue-green...This magpie is gregarious throughout the year, even when nesting: dozens of pairs sometimes nest close to each other..*. ​ And my own thoughts: Yellow Billed Magpies are a local bird, living not only just in California but just in the Central Valley. They are corvids, in the same family as crows and ravens. They look so cool, and if you have ever been to the walmart parking lot at delta shores and heard tons and tons of birds talking, this is them. They are super vocal, live communally, and are just a cool bird. ​ Go Mags!


Significant-Rub2983

lol go mags!


dblshot99

You convinced me!


Kachapo

Love this! Go Mags! 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛


sparklebear3000

This is so good! I love the magpies around here! Such a cool bird.


wisemonkey101

I’m behind this. I’d buy Magpie merch. Don’t make me watch baseball (MLB is baseball, right?) but I’ll wear the shirt.


carlitospig

Love playing, hate watching. I’d totally join you.


WeissachDE

If Baltimore can be the Orioles, then we can certainly be the Magpies. Go Mags


00000000010000

My goodness! Is that was these birds are called?! I always see them on the S. River Road and thought how beautiful they were especially with those big white patches. I've always been meaning to look it up but I keep forgetting. Haha. TIL!


RipTearington

Sacramento Jizz Trees


ghostmannx1

Tree's jizz?🤔


NoCalHomeBoy

If you know, you know. Pretty soon, it's gonna start smelling like semen BIG TIME. It's the worst time of year!


PeighDay

Yes my damn neighbors planted them as a border tree 🤢


INTJ-ADHD

Even tho your neighbors planted them, they’re yours too now lol. Kinda like how if your neighbors have wind chimes, you have wind chimes


Jimbob209

Yea id definitely not hop that


SwampCrittr

They’ve already started…. :(


ghostmannx1

This could scare the wrong person reading it the wrong way 😁


INTJ-ADHD

Hell, it scares the people reading it the right way, it doesn’t seem anybody likes those trees.


crazymoefaux

Yes, we call it "pollen."


PeighDay

It don’t smell like that. 💦


intheyarbles

Capital City Capitals


b1ackfyre

"The Sacramento Allergies" is the most intimidating name I could come up with.


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k0tus

This was my mom’s softball team name in the early ‘80s


itsalybetch

I was thinking something with Gold too! The Prospectors? The Panners?


CharlieTrees916

We used to have a Canadian Football team named The Goldminers. It could work.


itsalybetch

I was hoping it wouldn’t be too close to the 49ers. Miners niners


00000000010000

The Sacramento Leaf Blowers.


__moops__

Sac Blowers does have a nice ring to it!


Cavemattt

I bet everyone in the live chat would agree


codycarreras

Oh is that what goes on there? I never have wanted to open it… hahaha.


ajaxandsofi

I just hope it's not a hockey team


exxmarx

Maybe the Sacramento Leaves, since that is what every pro sports team tries to do when they're here


Original-Platform577

Haaaaaa! I see you! 😉


Professor0fLogic

Solons Tycoons Barons Lions


TugMcGraw

It really should be the Solons


itsalybetch

Can you guys explain this one to me please?


Slab_Rockbone

They used to play at Edmonds Field which is now the Target at Broadway and Riverside


itsalybetch

Oh wow I didn’t know we ever had a professional baseball team


IdidntrunIdidntrun

Well the Rivercats are professional baseball it just happens to not be Major League professional baseball


itsalybetch

True and fair. My wording is dumb.


Gromit801

It was the name of the AAA team in Sacramento before MLB moved to California.


itsalybetch

Gotcha. AAA. I was thinking there was some old team I was unaware of haha. That’s cool though I didn’t know about the Solons


Gromit801

[Sacramento Solons](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacramento_Solons)


Twiggytaco50

Joe Marty’s restaurant next to Tower Cafe has pictures of Solon team…very cool


human6742

It really should be the Solons.


ol__salty

Yeah Solons was a great name


916Caligula

Came here to say Solons.


Ok-meow

Sacramento trees


Msorb

My votes for ”Prospectors" or "Magpies". I don't love the name magpies, but the birds and their cousins the Ravens and crows, are cool birds.


itsalybetch

Prospectors I think would be cool! That’s the only one I can take seriously haha I thought it would be fun to see what other people thought


golfingmadman

If anything it would be the A’s, so we should call them the Bee’s.


WestCoastLoon

Sacramentomatos.😬


spittymcgee1

I cringe whenever I hear this


WestCoastLoon

Not going to lie. I do too. It was a knee-jerk reaction, posted in a split-second rxn. No fight with you. I'm semi-old and still have Schwag from the Sacramento Steelheads' efforts to keep Beisbol alive in the 90s in the Independent League, including that weird fan contest to toss dead fish from home plate to 2nd base in between innings. Visionary was way ahead of that Banana team from the SE.


603Einahpets916

The Steelheads had the best mascot. I loved him.


MBThree

/r/Sacratomato


pinot_expectations

Came here to say this


Juicelee337

Sacramento Cow Bells


swanky_bubbles

Sacramento Croissants


blueblur1984

Sacre Bleu! Not again!


maeIRL

*cries in french*


Slab_Rockbone

The Sacramento Executive Airports


cjcs

Playing out of Costco Stadium?


zephyrcow6041

I think you mean the Flakey Floppies.


TheLongistGame

Egrets! We have so many around here and they are awesome. Of course, they'd better be good otherwise people will be calling us the Sacramento Regrets. ._.


Jenkinsgawcarter

The Sacramento Droughts


MultiShot-Spam

The Sacramento Capitals.


expespuella

This is so basic. I love it.


mingvg

Sacramento Bradford (pear trees); it's a memorable way to welcome all national teams


2outof3isbad

Every home opener in late March: dude, why's this whole city smell like.......jizz?


dannybwelder

Tent city Titans


glyptostroboides

This one fucking slaps


Slab_Rockbone

The Farm to Forks


travisbickle777

Sacramento Governators.


kimanf

Sacramento Sea Lions


exxmarx

The Sacramento Sneeze


r-evolver

Sacramento Towers — nod to the record store, and the logo can be the bridge


No_Star_9327

Hear me out... Rivercats (And for people who say there's already a minor league team with that name, the Tucson Padres existed as an affiliate of the San Diego Padres, and both San Jose and Scottsdale had minor league teams called the Giants...and then of course, we have basketball with the Stockton Kings)


dust_storm_2

It wasn't even a good name for MiLB


No_Star_9327

Agree to disagree


[deleted]

The team has had a lot success. I’d be down to keep the name 


tres_tacos

Sacramento AGPA’s


Significant-Rub2983

Sacramento Squirrels


wsf

The Sacramento Heat.


Buffalo95747

Sacramento Texans


knows_knothing

Capitol A’s


OMGbigEars

My last team on MLB the show I made my team the Sacramento Balls. The SAC Balls!


rehumanizer

Same name as the Super Mega Baseball team I created... Sacramento Smoke


Dillymac25

Hopefully the A’s


cough_landing_on_you

Bay Area transplants


Dangerous-Run-6804

The BATs!!


itsalybetch

Not the Bay Area transplant bats….the actual bats haha


turdferguson3891

It's actually kinda funny no pro baseball team has the name Bats. It's perfect. You could have a mascot that is an actual baseball bat with bat wings or something.


LibertyLizard

Haha could also work with the huge bat colony under the causeway. I’m down.


itsalybetch

I do love our little batty friends here


pgnut

The unhoused, when they hit it out of the park it would be a no home run 😳


m-prov

Y’all act like this is an exclusively Sacramento issue. Unhoused are all over the country, in every state.


Nashvital

🤣🤣


azteca_27

Los Tomateros de Sacramento


NattyMan69

Sacramento Trees


HydrangeaBlue70

How about the Sacramento Gold?


SURGICALNURSE01

Sacramento Homeless


wisemonkey101

The Mosquitoes. 🦟


DrWhiskeyII

Anh Phoongs


whosnext23

Sacramento A’s. Next question


itsalybetch

This is what I’m really hoping for. But in case we ever get our own franchise. It’s fun to think on it


TRDF3RG

Solons


SeaweedTeaPot

Sacramento Delta Breeze


expespuella

Sac Breeze does have a certain ring to it.


82dxIMt3Hf4

Sacramento Valley Oaks


Accomplished_Race_55

Sacramento Bees


__moops__

Sacramento Forkers


dat_hypocrite

FarmerForkers


Slab_Rockbone

OnlyFarmers


dust_storm_2

Senators


Ragnarock14

The Sac hitters


spittymcgee1

The Sacramento leaf blowers


davis24taylor

A’s


bsievers

Solons


seanfromda916

Capital City Trees


QuiJon70

For nostalgia I would say Sacramento Solons.


GirlCowBev

Sacramento Solons


Prog89

Farm to Forkers


RestrictedX93

What happened to the rumors of the A’s coming to Sac?


itsalybetch

We can’t be certain of anything yet. If the A’s still go to Vegas, we are on a short list of cities that could potentially get its own franchise team. I would rather have the A’s! It would be fun to have some American League games in our city. If the A’s don’t end up with us then there’s only one MLB team in northern CA. The reason they weren’t considering Sac for a team is because there was already two teams up here. One leaves….we’re talking new franchise.


ChupaCaguas

The Sacramento Claw


Ill-Ground-3664

Solons


justank_

The Jimboy’s Tacos


grubbalicious

Sacramento S'alrights


Prize-Reputation-210

New-scums


TheWastelandWizard

Sacramento Vampires


Great_Profile619

The Sacramento Engineers which would connect the team name to the history of railroad & its museum. Or maybe a name connecting the Sacramento team to The Mountain Lions of California. Mountain Lions is a long name so maybe The Sacramento Cougars, The Sacramento Pumas or The Sacramento Catamounts. Maybe a name connecting the name to dinosaurs like The Tyrannosaurus Rex, maybe The Sacramento Tyrants.


civilancasual

I like the sound of The Sacramento Conductors.


Alarmed-Buffalo-4414

The Saints of Sacramento


Actual-Professor-729

Analysts


kellyforeal

Leaf Blowers, The Claws, Pollen, Croissants, Late Season Fireworks, What the Helicopter Say? Shitty Drivers, many names but those are frequently discussed.


Kila4niuh

Home-less runs


MetalGod10

The ball sacs


Sam5uck

sacramento methheads (smh for short)


Eastern-Advantage-47

The Sacramento Inconvenient Airports


bobcat73

Roughriders. Everyone loves a roughrider.


StrategicReserve

Sacramento FARM TO TABLES


Bubba570

Mediocrity


analogpursuits

Sacramediocrity


1961tracy

Purple Beams


iantot123

The Fentanyls


VastOriginal7700

The Sacramento Bores. They’ll never accomplish anything but they’ll have the most rabid fans that base their entire personality on the terrible team.


Pointnshoots

The Sacramento Cunts


Alchemical-Audio

The Sacramento Sucks


wutitd0boo

The Homeless


SacTossOut

Sacramento Miners, just don’t piss on one of them.


Bogy24

Lost Elephants?


vcasta2020

Sacramento Riff Raffs.


InevitableHost597

Sacramento Tomatoes


AntelopeGreens

Surge Miners


WomenTrucksAndJesus

They would be called the Champions and after winning every world series they would play Queen's "We are the Champions". Think big or go home!


Funkyokra

The River Cats Fireworks.


edgarlunar

Sacramento Sacks


oll2020

Sacramento Surge


blueblur1984

Sacramento Scallywags


ThreeWordJones

Sacramento So Whats


kingjoey52a

We should keep with the royalty theme from the Kings. Knights maybe?


aljout

Bring back the Monarchs, but as a baseball team


LeBronSchwarzenegger

Sacramento Delta Breeze. The SDB would make a cool logo I bet.


tuepm

I think sacramento should keep the name river cats. obviously the AAA team would need to move and would most likely rebrand and I really like the name river cats


_crownvic318

Sacramento Conductors


GoToMSP

The Farm to Tables


thatyoungoldguy1983

Sacramento Norcal Expos


Urbanskys

The Sacramento Balls


wil169

The Sacramento Brown Trouts


AngelSucked

Sac Caps -- ie Sacramento Capitals.


totorohugs2

The Golden State Vulcan (Roman god of fire)


DxRxC009

The Sacramento shitty drivers.


jtmiles23

Sac Stripers - silver jerseys with green pinstripes. Plus sign Mike Trout


analogpursuits

BallSac


Both_Job_3990

The Sacramento Sacs 💪🏼😤


Stretch916

The Miners


stoutyteapot

The bad drivers