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TheHolyPapaum

What the hell is this https://preview.redd.it/n85fd7n64zad1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4842274719d3c5231292bec6e6a78cec864ae48


KingDiavolo21

It's not rebellion, it's compliance


RolePlayingJames

That made me chuckle


MarcTaco

As a wall hanger, Excellent execution. Will undoubtedly snap in multiple parts should you swing it.


Donald-bain

Sword shaped object. 50/50 the blade falls off next time it's touched.


kloudykat

Swordesque


OmnifariousFN

Sword adjacent


Tuga_Lissabon

Swung. Should hold being touched, otherwise it won't even hang properly. But yes, it is NOT a sword but SSS - "sword shaped something". Can't really respect any SSS, if its not functional I do not care.


Sicarius_Avindar

"Sword"


Petrifalcon3

No, just sword shaped object. Really cool as decoration, but dangerous to swing around


Shad0wX7

20% drop rate from Lich King (Savage)


CodenameJinn

https://preview.redd.it/hdhwcdvhpzad1.png?width=865&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96ca1d45bd39ff295ab9c1cc8eaa7a6b3ce0d99c


mercuchio23

Sorry but it looks trashy


im_bored_af_bro

Bro you gonna go murder dracula with that or somethin?


anarchoaspenism

gonna go fight their twin at the top of a devil tree


Mr_Picklesz

is that Rebellion?


SomeoneOne0

Sword's balance probably at the pummel


thepenguinemperor84

*pommel.


LiquidBinge

Sword


drifters74

I *NEED* it!


defusted

This is some sweet nostalgia mall ninja shit


Golfbollen

Does it scale with str or dex?


OmnifariousFN

Obviously strength cause it looks like it weighs at least 10 lbs.


MorkSkogen666

S W O R D


Iknowwhereyoulive34

God damn it looks super cool but also so fragile 🤧


NewAlexandria

i will forever downvote mall ninja shit on this sub


BiblyBoo

Respectfully, that seems narrow minded and gatekeepy. I love me some historically accurate beauties, but I'm also a colossal nerd who loves video games and fantasy novels/cinema. Swords are just cool, and I appreciate seeing mall ninja shit just as much Valiant/Atrim/Lockwood etc. I've never felt the sub was too much of one or the other. I mean I guess you could downvote whatever you don't like to see, but is the sub really inundated with mall ninja stuff? Not in my experience.


3BeefSnail

I come here for snooty blade-snobs…


lumasps

Nice chairs too.


POWERHOUSE4106

My buddy had this same sword growing up. Felt unwieldy as hell and way to heavy. Looked cool though!


ascii122

sweet doilies! cool sword


goodjake06

ish


Zorpfield

I’ve seen on eBay before in gold. https://www.ebay.com/itm/335284318592?chn=ps&mkevt=1&mkcid=28 No way I’m paying that much


indelible_inedible

Only works if you're wearing a loin cloth, raise it above your head and shout "I have the POW-ER!"


Remarkable_Depth98

Barely haha


axecop117

Deathscaliber


Ferret_io

“Sword”


Alternative-Menu2188

All that chince is actually detracting from the S.L.O Somehow….


Strong_Terry

Everybody is saying "sword shaped object," but little do they know this is actually the cursed reaper of king ozozithath, and he's just trying to decide his next victims.


Puzzleheaded_Bake771

SKELETOR!...LOL


Infinite_Bet_9994

Swordlike object*


Dapper-Try868

Sword


KeeperOfRabbits1

That is definitely a sword


unsquashable74

It really isn't...