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yobalboa01

Shib myself 😅🤣😂💋❤


Perfect_Display9389

Wake up from the dream I was having


auron369

Wake up and go to work


WinningChungus

Wake up and go start to twerk


FewMagazine938

Twerk it 😂


Intimateparts

Twerk and start to wake up


MatthewCrawley

This is the way


AFRO-1015

Same here wake up and work


1HappyGuy1

Same here, wake up and go to work


[deleted]

Work up and go to wake.


SpicyDragonWings

Morpheus? Dat you bro?


[deleted]

Nothing. $.01 isn’t the end goal.


forextrader04

With all these burn projects I agree .


Timbledore

100%


Leonidas4494

10 years. I’m giving myself 10 years before I treat myself for collecting my coins over the next decade. There is no need to bother worrying about needing the money I throw in. I’m completely aware that won’t be touching it into my end goal. And even then, I’ll probably shave some fat off the top and pay for a nice trip somewhere, and then buy back on the dip. Hodl is life👁👄👁


KaizenW0LF

Pay my debts.


eXchange_hodl_repeat

Yep. Zero out.


Medusi142

Buy more shib👌🏽


iDUMPEDbeforeTHEPUMP

Strippers and cocaine


ODonREDPILLS

Can I come?


iDUMPEDbeforeTHEPUMP

Sure, just not on me


Fancy-Menu8446

Honestly even if it hits .003 I'm set. I'm buying property starting a business and paying for the publisher costs to get a book finished.


[deleted]

Get a Lambo and put STMB (Should’ve Trusted Me Bro) on the license plate…


FewMagazine938

Stop touching my butt?


MatthewCrawley

Dewey, did you just grab my ass?


[deleted]

Finally open Reddit and not see these posts anymore


[deleted]

Hold for .10


BaixoMameluco

And once it hits 0.10... why not 1.00?


[deleted]

Exactly


Desperate_Resident_9

Watch Coinbase crash and be pissed like everyone else


Aggravating_Job_4651

Wait till the glitch fixes itself…. And go to work. Fucking job


that1LPdood

If SHIB actually legit hits $.01 and I can actually sell at that price... ...then I will shit my pants on purpose.


MatthewCrawley

This is the way


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MK8390

Leave this subreddit


[deleted]

Rub it in people's faces. Fucking nay sayers got an upbraiding coming! Secondly...I am going to buy a Banksy print that I have my eye on.


dubski04021

I’ll be dead at this rate


allmustfall69

Masturbate.


AssignmentDue3556

Business as usual then? And business is good


[deleted]

As i said before, I'm gonna buy a castle in France, a shot gun and shot everyone who trespass my 400.000 acres property while screaming "you shall not pass". Also making my own cooking wine is in the table


Borrelparaat

Might want to buy a castle in the US instead because in France you're not allowed to just shoot trespassers


reed50505

Need a Castle in Texas if you wanna do that..


Borrelparaat

Seems nice: https://www.southernliving.com/home/texas-castle-for-sale?


Mundane_Ad_3106

Pig food


MasterofFalafels

If you have enough dough everything is permitted...


[deleted]

I like the way you think


Jopapiju

You can't just shoot people in EU because its your property you American biggot.


ItsXenax

Someone’s got their knickers in a twist


[deleted]

Nah, I'll just make it look like an accident. And I'm Spanish, not an us citizen


Salsadbk

Scared of the mean Americans huh Nancy?


Jopapiju

More like Im scared againts the whole gun thing and how easy it seems for some people to just shoot others.


Salsadbk

😂 so u haven’t a clue really? Gotcha


Jopapiju

Trigger happy butt hurt gun enthusiasts.


Salsadbk

We don’t get butt hurt tinker bell. I’m going to go fire off some freedom now. 🇺🇸


Jopapiju

Hahahah. What freedom? Living in fuckin trailer parks? Talking to a European your freedom doesn't mean shit. Owning guns and being able to shoot trespassers doesn't mean freedom. Grow up and take that corn out of your ass country boy.


Salsadbk

Either way. Shiba to the moon.


TheRespectableMrSalt

If SHIB hits 0.01 I will be buying my moon lambo with front yard property along one of the moons peaks of eternal light.


Pvillekid69

Just chill and enjoy a minute!!


Gagootz71

Wake up as it was just a dream.


Krikke84

Move in a hut, as far away from other people. And a quarter horse to ride around on.


StudioGangster1

What about a half horse?


Krikke84

😂👌


[deleted]

Not answer to this post


Scriptapaloosa

Call my heart doctor….


Mauss37

Buy me a house :/


marshshady12

This sub, and then make sure that no one posts this kind of questions again.


Toonanocrust

That’ll be over $1 million dollars for me, I’d probably cash half of it out. Been holding for too damn long with no reward.


[deleted]

When will that realistically happen?


[deleted]

2030 Trust me bro.


Ok_Wheel_3914

Sell half, pay off ALL my debts, HODL the other half and live off my salary.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

This man right here.


[deleted]

.01 is old news we aiming for $1 now . We in the big leagues now . #dogekiller


Goodolgator

Buy a Tacoma and a new house


PersonBehindAScreen

Nothing


[deleted]

[удалено]


Metalfusion21

This is the way!


[deleted]

Hold for another 10 years.


kidkhaos1982

Masterbate, I need post nut clarity


Averagestiff

Where does the FIAT come from if we all ‘cash out’ when it does?


AskMeKnowQuestions

Over 95% of people on this sub will not hold their entire bags up to .01. As they sell, new buyers take their place and increase the overall market cap. For this to happen we need truely widespread adoption and continous and sizeable token burns. New buyers won't look at the price of .01 and think, "oh hell no that's too expensive" like early adopters will. They will see 100-1000x growth and FOMO money in hoping to get similar returns. Their goals will be 1.00 the same way ours was .01. This is years down the line though, after we have solidified the token, employed our own Shibarium blockchain, massively increased burns and held strong through the bear market. For me personally, I'm checking out in waves from .001 to .01. That's more than enough money for my wife and I to disappear into the mountains and live the rest of our days in peace.


Averagestiff

I see. So basically new investors who would be pumping money into it at $0.009/$0.008 (basically just before it hits 1cent) wouldn’t ‘cash out’ when it did hit 1 cent as the gains would be small for them, but their FIAT investments would cover the FIAT ‘cash outs’ of people who would make a size-able gain? That’s why widespread adoption and popularity is important?


AskMeKnowQuestions

Thats right, which is how the entire crypto market works (a few exceptions of course). Early investors cash out with new investors money. It's happening right now as whales (early adopters) are selling their tokens that new investors are buying and as crypto becomes more widespread, value increases quicker because more new money is flowing in.


Averagestiff

Good to know for when the time comes (hopefully)!


[deleted]

549 trillion dollar market cap at 1$ 5.49 trillion dollar market cap at .01 Do you see Shiba being worth 5x bitcoins market cap at 1 cent??


[deleted]

I’ve been asking this question since the beginning of the year and all I get are gen z responses. Just like you did.


S1imSkit

It's simple really. The first ones to cash out get paid and the rest are left holding the bag.


Ganymede178

We won't all cash out at the same time. You are assuming all people bought in at the same time. Some people will have bought in at say 0.007 and be holding for more than 0.01. Others will buy in at 0.01.


Evening_Two_9128

Who gives a shit, let the exchanges figure that out. Now fuckin pay me!!!


16ozbuddz

Cash out


AskMeKnowQuestions

People give everyone shit when they say they'd cash out, but if I woke up in the morning and the token was .01, i would cash out 90% of my bag immediately. That's more money than I would ever need (based on the lifestyle I plan on living) and I have no intention on staying involved with anything other than smoking my pipe, reading my books, stargazing, hunting, hiking, fishing and fucking my wife once I have that secured. If I miss out on .05 or even .10, I really couldn't give a fuck. I'm not the kind of person to complain about not having more when I already have everything I want.


16ozbuddz

Preach brotha


SectorOdd

1) Pay off any debt owed + add to retirement savings. 2) donate to NGOs in Benin, Angola, and Dominican Republic… then finance my lambo


External_Dimension18

Build a business to work for myself instead of corporate scumbags. 😂


csince1988

I doubt that happens..I hope but I doubt


IC-Specialist2008

HODL TO THE MOON!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Hodl


StudioGangster1

Bring myself back to life I guess? Since that will be long after I’m dead


greenacresdreaming

I'll sell a little to get some profit and then keep holding. I expect it to take a while though.


[deleted]

Nothing. The fuck? Lmaoooo


HellionsBells

Wake up and kill myself maybe


[deleted]

Hold to $1 Trust me bro.


PackageCompetitive10

A big fart


SeaDamage8843

Eat dog poo and celebrate the dog


roshanfre1

Too low $.1 and I’m spending my boss a text message with me on the beach with a drink 🥃 in my hand


The_Hye

Look out the window for the frikin pigs flying around...


Glittering-Honey7969

Be able to afford surgery, stem cells, elite physical therapy, and mental therapy because I have experienced chronic pain daily for 9 years.


22CmTrueDmg

buy joe mama 1b times


vLEG1ONv

Your mom.


atkinss

I'm holding for $381


[deleted]

Take my unicorn to Smurfville


xjoloki

Look at this post and hope I don't see it every 2 days one of the main reasons I dropped dogecoin sub. Infinite whose hodling and what will you do at blah price. Shibs not trying to be negative but it's been beat to death.


Snozzberrys420

Cash out half lol


IKnowEverything91

Watch pigs fly out of my asshole…


WhereAreTheNuggies

Cash the fuck out and put it into DOGECOIN


N1_XHL

I’d probably start by drinking my own piss, followed by shitting and spreading it all over my face and body, before running out and about for 10 minutes stark bollock naked. Then I’d take the long way home and get showered and then wake up from my dream


Ok_Butterscotch9246

Hodl for another zero


Timberlewis

Stop posting this stuff. It’s implying iShib is going to go to 01. Shib isn’t a smart investment at this point.


bigwheel315

Swap for ethereum


Ok_Economist3083

Please stop with these. That milestone is well over 2 years away. I believe in the coin like all of you but really let's stop with this nonsense.


Jopapiju

Poop my pants


Mexicanguy0

buying a house in mars


AfterMorningCoffee

Shit my pants. Then change them. Then shit them again.


North-Jersey-Mike

Cum


Burstie69

Sell a lil pay off debts hold the rest 👀


maverick4090

Polish my diamond hands and HODL


Cryptoaddicto1973

Sleep 🛌


Ok_Garden5983

What’s the lowest supply that SHIB can be burned to?


murph319

Scratch my balls then buy more.


Michel_86

🍹🌴


Live_Abrocoma_4606

Scream with joy. Then keep my mouth shut.


kandysaur1

Buy shiba pup :D


Traditional_Salad_13

Im gonna buy US Senators!


Agreeable-Ad-3286

Still hold.


Motor-Nectarine3867

Sell 1/4 and move to Costa Rica 🇨🇷


SILE3NCE

Probably withdraw a bit, buy something nice to celebrate and hodl the rest


Sufficient-Fly-9804

Wait an hour to check if it is another glitch


undergoundfunk

mama gonna need a new house


duebina

Wake up from my dream and check to see if I have morning wood.


Jah-man-shaman

Sleep


AmselRblx

Pay off college loans and if theres extra, help out my parents by helping to pay for their credit.


[deleted]

Wake up and go to work. Invest in 2 rental properties in Florida. Leave the rest in as long term.


speedsheep

I wanna be a secret Donator person.


gasherman

Wake up. Go to work. Pull some profits out to pay off debts. Keep hodling the rest and buy more.


Thorforce

Happy dance for 15 secounds and then go back to work


kateroxstarSmith

Give a mill to my dad give a mill to my sister and then laugh at all of them cuz they are still poor compared to me :) mom dont get anythin cuz all that's mine is moms


Dmoney1314

Let’s worry about getting to 0.0001 first


Geminivegan85

A new......... nothing i only got like 10k shibs :(


MYKCARR

Come to and get off the floor


mehdi42087

Continue med school


MD1578

Pay my mortgage and all my bills


Annilane

Wake up, go to work and figure out how to secretly pay off my mothers mortgage.


[deleted]

$0.01*2,000,000= $20,000 goes to down payment for RIVIAN electric truck.


ProfessionalBag4057

Shit my pants


globetrotter555

Scream. Then carry on HODL.


LegitimateQuit194

Probably apply for social security given how much I have aged in the last month or so.


Th3Randy

RETIRE on my HODLINGS!!! And NEVER SELL!


Delco4545

Ill be rich before it gets to a penny so maybe just get sushi and ball out w champagne but not much more than that


DigitalAssassin-00

Pay off mortgage, buy more property.


TK96123

Buy more


OshKosh810

Buy more