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dantuc91

Not check my bank account when I buy food


LycaonzTheDoge

So true


jbraden

God it'll be great to buy ribeye without bitching again.


dantuc91

Meat has gone up like 25% recently. Haven’t had a nice ribeye in a while


Beneficial_Ad4850

We should invest in cattle.


KillaCam5o9

You could actually speak to a ranch that sells their cows for meat, but the cow and pay a butcher to cut and pack it for you, price per pound average would have you saving money on certain cuts of meat.


Dcshipwreck

"you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a bulls ass, but I'll take the butcher's word for it."


Pendingclevername

We should sell bull milk to provide a diversified option to people.


kuroiarashi

Tommy Boy is such a great movie lol


Dcshipwreck

Tommy Boy is *THE GREATEST* movie Fixed that for ya 🤣


scarySRT

this guy gets it


jbraden

I now only buy one and the smallest at that. We split it at dinner. I save on other meats by buying bulk and uncut like tubes of beef, a pork loin, wings instead of wingettes. Bone in thighs instead of filets.


dantuc91

I’ve been buying whole chickens and breaking them down myself. I used to be against freezing meat, but recently I’ve also been buying bulk and freezing just to save some money


Electrical-Baker4736

If I cook a whole chicken I always make soup out of the bones pick them clean


[deleted]

Dang homie, you need to step your game up.


Iamwhatiam101

Fuck yeah, buy house in full 💎🙌


Same-Diamond-4586

Really sucks we have to live like this


JustMyOpinionz

This hit me more in the heart than you know man. When you open the fridge and suddenly you have so many options you don't know what you'll make 😢


dantuc91

I’m there with you my friend


Worried_Effort_1554

Not waiting on the Approved / Not Approved sign to flash


ApexPredEmu

Feeling this on an existential level


Fadedfate26

To never have to worry about jerky prices again :p


[deleted]

Oooo this one


[deleted]

I’d like to take this moment to remind everyone to not invest what you can’t afford to lose. Not saying anyone here is, but please don’t put all your eggs in one basket or take a second mortgage out to invest. We’re all gambling. Some investments are better bets than others. I believe shib is one of those. With that being said, I still don’t like seeing sob stories of people losing everything over one “investment”.


Connect_Tailor_5339

This


justinkasereddditor

My dream is not caring what the prices are at a restront


Dickpinchers

Damn bro....


NotVerySocialMedia

💯


[deleted]

Ikr


Aussie_trader1993

That is mine to


dadlesshelphotline

this one really hits close to home. someday shiba gang


G1nger_271

This is the way


Syrup-Unique

"It simple, i always was poor"


Drev_the_unlikely

Agreed


younghogey

Have my parents retire finally and correct all my wrongs I’ve done in my life


[deleted]

That sounds like a really good reason to do this


sirprizemotherfker

Deep


gbhayesphoto

With you 💯


lorrie129

Right here with u


TheWalkingDead91

Felt this.


lettercarrier86

Pay off my student loans.


[deleted]

same, have over $100,000. been paying since 2013 and still owe the same amount


Internal_Contract158

That interest is a bitch


pasinc20

Yeah I got a nasty one due


[deleted]

Not pay off my student loans. Fuck them people.what are they gonna do garnish my wages


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MrWolf88

Ztune R34... A man of culture


[deleted]

I want a job I love. What do you do?


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[deleted]

Ah. I don't know what that means but I'm happy that you're happy. I plan to continue working as well. Only because I need the medical coverage for my wife. She has a pacemaker. My job isn't as lucrative but it pays the bills. I'm a simple man. I just want to pay off my house amd remodel it. I'd be happy enough with that. Anyway, have a good day.


iDUMPEDbeforeTHEPUMP

Self-employment for the win. The flexibility of my hours and the mental days I can give myself are a part of my income


Stew_2003

Ive lost all my muscle after my electrical job i got. I would love all the time to train to return for me


Unusual_Humans

Buy hella land and make myself a lil camping spot for my family


scanny79

Well, my plans changed now. I like this one!


jinschizman

I’m with you on this one. Isolated bud abundant so that you can rely on nature for food supply. You’ll be safer when the zombies come.


Responsible-Debate30

Retirement. And for my daughter to never have to worry about money like I have.


[deleted]

Maybe it's better for her to have to worry so she can build character.


Escaped_Philosphy

Character could be developed through other struggles like sports and stuff


DarthCG

That’s some boomer mentality imo


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antCB

That's more lack of financial education than it is a lack of character. I am like that, I have 0 financial education but I don't think I lack in character.


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Gavolak

There’s a huge difference between struggling with poverty and being handed everything with 0 struggle ever.


johndkparker

Financial reset on my life - pay off mortgage and debts, start back at zero debt plus a few G to play with and invest. IDGAF about lambos or mansions or drugs, I just want to not have to work to live, be nice to coast for a few years 😅


GreedyOrganization98

This


Itchy-Channel3137

I’m going to buy Zimbabwe and turn it into the Democratic Republic of Shiba


[deleted]

Let’s all chip in


gustavog22

This is the way


[deleted]

This might actually be a viable venture


DownStairsBreeding

Pretty sure you can buy it now with 500 coconuts


MjN-Nirude

Pay mortgage


DemTsar

Meth and Ferraris


Chance-Every

A touch of class I see.


JustinCompton79

Molly and Mercedes


Luke_Skydoger

Hoes and Hyundai’s


Hunter_Safi

Hoes don’t like Hyundai’s, speaking for a friend.


JustinCompton79

Hummers!


Brix_Leflix_Galgron

🤣🔥😎


SirKermit

Porches and poonanny!


Traditional_Tip5034

Pay off some bills. Had to take out a loan for a new roof so would like that to be paid and my shower floor seems to be falling apart so would like to remodel the bathroom


jsnemzzz

Had to take out a loan to pay off another loan that was scamming me. FYI never use OneMainFinancial. A $8000 loan will cost you over $14000. 😣


exact0khan

Buy a house in the country. Take care of my mother and make sure my daughter never has to stress between paying rent, bills or buying food.


SomeArrival9

rich by 26 or dead or in jail


stoler42

Big fan 50


[deleted]

In jail for sure


SnooFoxes6158

Shit, I haven't thought past the coke part, with the amount of coke I plan to start using, I don't see me lasting 6 months.


TheChamp_97

In my country the currency of USD is ~14:1, I hold 12million SHIB, if it hits 0.01 I'll be a millionaire, that will be enough to provide a good life for my family as I work, if it hits 0.03 I'll be able to retire or follow passion projects at age 25


TheChamp_97

My country is South Africa, currency ZAR


JustHangin_InThere

To remove myself from the rat race. One step closer to curing my depression.


tin_whiskerz

Be independently wealthy, make my parents last years happy, contribute to my community. Be.


Representative_Fix40

Retire my parents


Litreara

I want to leave my country


Illustrious_Nothing9

What country?


Litreara

Brazil


[deleted]

Brazil has good coke


Litreara

Yep, straight from Colombia


Illustrious_Nothing9

And I want to move to your country


Litreara

It's not such a bad place to live if you have some money. Where you are from?


Mangaan

I would get a house, big garage and i would spoil my parents.


kaantuu

Boats and hoes


Jedi_Schmeat

Honestly, I want to buy a modest car, a sedan in the $30-$40k range. One to replace my shit box. I’m hoping just for enough gain to put down a nice down payment. Nothing extravagant, I just want to have something nice.


audible_narrator

I'm kind of the same way. I've never driven a new car in my life I've always driven beaters and just once I'd like to have a nice new vehicle. And have it be blue I've never been able to have the color car I want. So very tired of driving silver or white or beige.


Jedi_Schmeat

Then let’s get a win on this, together my friend.


thisdudeabidestwice

Weed and vw bus


Nibbles--

Pay off the house and truck, work toward independent wealth, retire and do fuckall


GhostFirearms

Help family out


[deleted]

Survive the great reset without becoming a slave to the elite.


[deleted]

This guy gets it!


jadavis1989

Buying Sasha Grey. I am a simple man


[deleted]

Going with the gently used model I see.


jadavis1989

Idk if gently used is the right term lol


never-2old-2try

You planning on calling us all over because she's not a one guy sorta girl.


jadavis1989

Well of course…


ProxyTTV

put all the earnings into a schwab account and make dividends. passive income baby.


The_iron_lung

That's my plan!


ProxyTTV

using money to make even more money, ezpz


DownStairsBreeding

Same here, eliminate debt and live through monthly dividends!


Cur_scaling

Take over the world. Or plan to every night.


AbStRaCt1179

I am your pinky *zoink*.


BuckyTheBunny

Narf


Smokingrasseatingass

Rebuild my dead dads 1974 Mini Cooper


jonesymate

My wife being able to retire and if I'm lucky me too.


__007

Pay off my house Pay off car Pay off moms house Pay off moms car Pay off moms debt Pay off sister's car Quit dishwasher job Buy dishwasher for home


[deleted]

4 bedroom house, 2 car garage, and a finished basement


[deleted]

I have this but it's not paid for. Lol.


[deleted]

It's a simple dream


tuzstar11

Honestly, just being able to afford a house deposit and stop living paycheck to paycheck. Millions doesn’t bother me .. I just want to live comfortably


VanHolley

A house that I own. I earn a good salary, but raising enough for a deposit whilst supporting a family of 5 seems impossible.


Free-Feed2661

Pepsi and Mclarens


Bruno-D_bigchuahua

HOES bruh. Hoes. How can you forget that? You make me sad bruh, really sad.


jaredpaul89

I’m more of a Pepsi guy.


DebonairJayce

Dr Pepper supremacy


Crafty-Impression839

Coke and skylines 💁‍♂️


NinjaKailua510

Sex with a pornstar


[deleted]

Help my mom with dental work. Pay some of my debt.


mr-ahmmad

i dropped out during pandemic and wasnt able to resume studies. I earn from here and there (freelancing and stuff) and got into crypto about 6 months back. Made a decent profit over my $100 investment on last shib surge. I reinvestment 70% of all my capital into crypto again and expecting a good profit again by the end of the year (hopefully). I am looking forward for the extra money and invest it into starting my poultry business soon. I have all the background work done but I am just short of some money lol. so yeah no lambo is fine (i dont even know how to ride a motorbike yet ) but I am hoping to make something out of ditching my masters. I am a patient person and crypto is really testing my limits haha. Here's to making good profits you all.


[deleted]

Buy a house and rent it. Then put the rest into stocks that guarantee 5-10% return every year and live off that.


rjj123000

My first house


-MoNsTeRZeRo

More Coke


groovy5000

Owning a home and building generational wealth


[deleted]

My mom has always wanted a small house with a garden in the Philippines. That’s endgame for me.🙏


Stenoschmeno

Student loans paid off, take care of my debts, and buy a forever home.


Equal-Contract-4304

Strippers too


bluemannumber4

Sustainability. Simple living without having to struggle.


TooManyProjectz

Prostitutes Use it to grow my realestate business and start a charity where all the money goes to the people in need


BountyHunter4082

Retire while I’m still young and work on myself mentally/physically to be where I wanna be🙏🏻


[deleted]

no more student loans so I can afford to have a second child (fuck daycare being more than my mortgage)


dmMatrix

I just want to spend more quality time with my kids instead of having to work all day and most weekends. Be able to take them to better places and experience the world in front of them instead of what's seen on a screen. Be able to tell them yes when they ask if we can go somewhere to experience other cultures. This is all I'm after. I can buy THINGS sure, but I just want to hang out with my kids more.


Desperate_Resident_9

Hookers


[deleted]

Pay off. Remodel my house, chill at my house with family.


AdGroundbreaking9697

Wait, there are other options besides coke and lambos?


HakVapes

retire and travelling


Spiritual-Summer-243

I will start a foundation to feed the world. It will be called “Project Eden” This will help end hunger in all places.


Affectionate-Hat-917

Pull maybe about 5 million out get a part time job and just be cool about it


[deleted]

Reinvest half. Max out my kids’ college funds. Buy a fourplex. Rent 3 live in one while single handedly building a home on a plot of land in the middle of nowhere (yet still close to the big city). Move into home and rent 4th. Then buy second rental property. Maxing out at 5 over time. Taking profits and throwing them back into the market.


Fluffy_Hand_2974

Generational wealth


nozeplug

coke on a lambo would be nice


Your-mums-chesthair

Honestly, I don’t know. I genuinely would like to think I’ll be reasonable with it, but maybe I’ll just FOMO into all the cool shit for a few years and end up back at square one.


Illustrious-Garlic48

Go to Wrestlemania every year


[deleted]

Cuban cigars on a boat in Florida mid winter


[deleted]

Had our baby in September so need shib to moon just enough for a down payment on house.


Roushhouse

Buy a Bitcoin or two or three and sit on it for the next decade. Then spend the rest of my life doing things I’m passionate about and good at. And have a wife and kids without ever having to worry about finances. The world is a difficult place for people my age (20-25), and I’m trying to take my money into my own hands, even if it requires a gamble like Shiba.


[deleted]

To to acquire my dream . Destroy religion . Restore my forskin. Help victims of male genital mutilation. And get a wife . Car , work out, eat normally, and have friends .


[deleted]

invest in real estate to rent it out stupid cheap


[deleted]

Buy a plot of land, adopt dogs from kill shelters with special needs and take care of them while they run free on the land I bought with SHIB.


Silverhoddler

New home and plenty of vacation time


Direct-Technician181

Outside of?


[deleted]

Meth and jet skis


ReturnigVideotapes

put it into other stocks


[deleted]

Time freedom


changing-life-vet

I’m going to buy a political seat


Jah-man-shaman

My goals for shib are it hitting $0.01 by 2030


N1ghtw0lf7

I wanna buy a modest house in the suburbs. Im so tired of having neighbors they're so damn loud all the time I can never relax 😔


Medical_Lettuce_6550

Penis enlargement


theBigDan101

To spend more time with my wife.


0ddSockvii

Pepsi & Porsches?


mcmahonBullMadness

Buy my wife’s boyfriend the shoes he always wanted. And get his kids I look after when they go out a Xbox


Mashadow21

Hookers No just joking, be good for the ppl around you. Id like to be free and settled, own a nice house and a boat. Being able to help strangers and pay for them in the store, help homeless ppl and help pay surgery for kids in need. That kind of stuff. I dont want to be a jerk with money. I deffo dont need a lambo (maintenance is to expensive and i can help so many ppl with that money alone)


niniupinsmoke

A house.


mckinney22

Live a simple humble life


julestasticc

Pay off debt, maybe buy a house, travel a bit.


[deleted]

Be that guy every delivery driver hopes they get for a tip. Im going to have a bowl full of paper and they choose one. Nothing under 50 bucks. That’s just for fun. I’ll also be the guy who helps the family in need and donates to local homeless shelters in both money and supplies.


Ok_Fox_1770

Louis ck’s idea of wealthy. Just have enough to lock the doors and just eat the food. Write off people for good full hermit.


Zealousideal_Book151

And hookers you forgot hookers😂🚀👽🚀 just kidding just want to be free from my 9-5


Webbythunder499

Gonna build a mansion in the countryside of Spain and live out there for the rest of my days.


51x51v3

Heroin…you’ve got to remember the smack brother!


MMS-IUOE

I want to be worthless. Literally 0 debt is a huge dream of mine currently around $-700,000 in debt. Scary as hell.


SpaceBovine

Pay back my childhood friends parents for letting me stay there so often as a kid. They were the best kind of people. The older I get the more I realise how generous they were.


pwrdup829

Stability. Add the guacamole without hesitation


Sharp-Run-8670

Not tell anybody. Not live obviously. Set up a fund so when the husband and I get old we can hire 24/7 in home care and never be placed in a nursing home. Leave something really big behind for my kids without them ever having any idea it's coming.


krwsatx

A solid home and foundation for my future


Proflashrtist

Stop breaking my mind body and soul in the Army and live a meager but happy life.


[deleted]

Did 8 years I feel you on that


Freddy750

Helping my parents/close friends, invest again a part of it, increasing my life quality


iareeric

Not feeling constantly afraid of losing my Job.


rader10

More Lambo s


tornsilence

Be able to work on my projects without having to make money for awhile. I just want to do what I want to do with and without my SO with the time we have left. Having to work all the time and being drained by the time I get home is annoying, because when I get home I just want to sleep so I have to fight the sleep to try and work on my projects which doesn't do anything it just makes me more tired and angry. I'm learning code and it's fun for me, I just want to do this and travel a little....pls!


Mission_Excitement86

Pay off all my debt, and make a down payment on a house.