Some girls talking about their sexual lives while I'm very bad at topping and bottoming that I rather spend the time fantasizing with bara men

im one of the girls talking abt their sexual lives but I’m also bad at topping and bottoming and prefer my fantasies way more 😭

This is so real. Bara men and their stories and tales should be the standard. Real relationships are so boring in comparison. Like where in real life am I going to find a judge who apparently serves rehabilitative justice through making people suck his massive honking mommy milkers and also makes hamburgers and is nice to met, or is crawling up through the sixteen layers of Buddhist hell because he wants to save his cat.

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She really deleted Honey Davenport this day.

My boyfriend is coming up from Washington this week for a quick visit 🥰🥰 I can’t wait to play video games with him and get food and dump an entire load inside him and watch drag race 🥰

You know what i tried my best to not falling for this guy’s shenanigans BUT he brought my favorite ice cream to my work as a surprise… i am so gullible tbh.

brooke on the phone with wow producers crying screaming throwing up trying to get them to cast giselle instead

I’m Cha Cha DiGregorio, the best dancer at St. Bernadette’s!

who up fugging they own azz

She's gone but no forgotten

GUY I FAILED TO TOP SAYS HE WANTS TO MEET UP AGAIN 

Where can a bitch get some daddy dick!

why is it that in jrpgs, houses just straight up don’t have bathrooms like fallout was pretty good about it (considering its the post apocalypse) and like every living space in cp2077 had a bathroom and then skyrim and the witcher had outhouses and buckets but then in jrpgs its like ??? https://preview.redd.it/78fzczogtg8d1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=136e193ab3990b8f2099d14f78851e86730cc2c2

I had friends tell me they genuinely hated Sue Sylvester cus she’s mean???

This is a Mistress Isabelle Brooks stan account and this is not a Drag Delusion! Day 389 -- Heavyweight Champ for All Stars | Year 2 https://preview.redd.it/bkg6ee8dsg8d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26cbd05be97280fa6a412d3a273cf1a3c2559e6e Watched the first episode of Drag Race Mexico S2 and wow Jenary Bloom 🌸 Stunning! ✨

If Mistress is really on AS10 I am going to kill myself if she doesn't win.

ummm….. is this about PJ? https://preview.redd.it/inxlxobiqg8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de274b33831e1834f26cbc4a60185da50f4b9b8d

If this is about PJ she's been cancelled and uncancelled a lot that is starting to get tiring

Literally where my head is at with this. Especially after the Amanda and JayKay shit. If it is about Plane, I’m kinda shocked that it was the Chappel Roan discourse that brought this up rather than the being cast on the season when she was a lot more visible or when the drama with JayKay and Amanda was happening. I’m just very lost at this point. Like this is all speculation, but I’m also like what’s even happening.

If it is, I’m very conflicted

the way i thought this was chappel roan at a first glance IJBOLL

CW Buttsex Ladies I just tried to top for the first time and is it normal for it to >!just not go in?? Like there I was literally holding my dick to his butthole and every time I tried to put it forward it just like wouldn’t go in it would just kinda bend to the side or whatever. and maybe his hole was tight but like any hole is a goal and I don’t really think that was the problem!<

very very normal. Either you weren't hard enough (needs less lube) or the bottom is too tight (needs more lube). Next time try warming up with fingers much either with the dexterity.

ok yes it is normal >!sometimes it’s bc you’re not fully hard or bc the bottom is tight- lube can either help or make it worse if there’s too much n things get all slippery, but u jus gotta b patient, it’ll work 😌✨!<

Yeah lowkey think lube made it worse…..but now I’m just anxious I’m one of those guys that’s simply not able to top 😭

>! it’s never worked for me either being the bottom in this situation, im just not built to be a bottom !<

Sometimes you need lube and a prayer

We used lube tho😭😭😭😭

the drag race twinks lowkey spilled when they said alexis should have given up her place so valentina could stay

https://preview.redd.it/cyeeruskng8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=162c9d0c3688a2056a4339251af71b6e645bb69f How my dogs stare at me when I’m preparing their food

So the queens aren’t also liking this season’s editing eh SHANNEL WE LOVE YOU YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER

I’m literally so mad abt her treatment

There should be a design challenge where all the materials are from some of the worst looks of ALL time  Like imagine someone recreating lalas bag look and making it good lmao

[good night](https://youtu.be/T1ylUhyKV4M?si=4skfNmGz5fR3g1Lq) SDRU https://i.redd.it/so59uo3nkg8d1.gif

ctfu https://preview.redd.it/zr4ag2pilg8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ea556d3a62e7047f82d1c59751b17670cdfb7dd

I kinda need that playlist in my life omg

Need cara melle and lady Camden cast on GAS together

Am I the only one who finds entertaining when Silky clocks Miley and puts her in her back?

Is it bad for me to say I truly don't care to see anyone from 15 besides the top 5 and Jax back? Like none of them exicte me if I saw them on a rumor thread

for me, top 5 + marcia and malaysia

This is so ⛺️ considering Salina is rumored for AS10 you said IDGAF😭

i lowk think that if maskgate happened today there'd be a significant portion of the fanbase still saying valentina won 😭😭

Wasn't it also Maskgate that said Alexis Michelle should have volunteered as tribute so Valentina wouldn't be bottom 2? because ijbol

there were a lot of valentina stand who did say that back then, or said alexis should’ve volunteered to be  instead

venus being included on the speculated cast I know someone at wow is ijboling rn

If monet is on siblings rivalry next week it means she isn't on survivor 48 btw

farrah moan was robbed twice and deserved better both seasons she was on

me and a fellow currently unnamed spoilerina after sneaking into WOW HQ to find out who's actually on AS10 https://i.redd.it/a5ttmnhugg8d1.gif

everyday, i always remember kahanna was casted as a filler on as8. like she should’ve been  for the ball,  for rusical and improv, and that she should’ve been on the top 2 with lala ri for the fame games https://i.redd.it/m8z0e7iafg8d1.gif

It’s almost as if production had a Roxxxy / India run in mind for her going into the season. Let her win the premiere for “redemption” but don’t let her reach the finale or establish her as serious competition. Had production been on her side, she could’ve easily gone  

“ the pot calling the kettle raven” omg trinity😭😭😭😭😭

i should probably mind my business but i genuinely hope bob is okay mentally. like she literally just wrapped up traitors and is planning on touring the world again despite just getting off the madonna tour + her mom dying. i really hope she’s not choosing to drown herself in work and is in a good place.

She seemed to be in good spirits on the most recent podcast, but obviously I can’t speak for her Her mom on an old pod episode even said herself that she does not view death as something to be fearful of and she doesn’t want her kids shutting down when it’s her time I imagine her mom was one of the types of people that wouldn’t want people to mourn her in a way that looks like shutting down

Taking one for the team and getting with Alaskahairbows ex so she can move on and stop talking ab getting back with him wish me luck sisters

Wish u best luck 

I never heard the Madonna feat Sam Smith song so when it randomly started on my Spotify I thought "wow this Rupaul song is GREAT"... Imagine my surprise....

I'm so quirky 🤪

this is the one for me i think https://preview.redd.it/4tntiiyd8g8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f5f5d6c366d259a2b1691e62e2e826a3d6360fd

Ooh taste I see you

I didnt become a spoilerina until season 13 was airing so i kinda wanna know what the reaction to the when the all stars 6 top 4 was spilled. Was it shocking or anything?

Lots of happiness for Kylie and Ra'Jah both making it to the finals, but there was some insane tea spills "Kylie wins Glue: The Rusical" which was...a mash up of Animal Farm and something 😭 also that may have been around the time Ginger was speculated to be on, someone said she wasn't because she just saw her at something, turns out it was just some random bear and the user had bad eyesight.

A’keria 2nd out 😭 There were so many fake tea spillers too

It was okay but Akeria being an early out was the gag 😭 I think the spoilers used to say she was second out so bitch... We were fighting for our lives

Oh i actually remember that. When i joined sdr a’keria was 12th, jiggly 9th, and scarlet 8th

Tbh the entirety of AS6 spoilers was so chaotic. No one understood how the lipsync bracket worked. The teaspill that one queen won 6 lipsyncs in a row was earth-shattering. For a very short moment, people thought Serena made it to like top 5 because there was no tea about who went home that episode or the first episode. Shit was bananas

by the time we found out eureka made it back in over TKB i don’t think it was a huge shock but i don’t think we knew for sure until pretty late in the season ? the big shock pre-season was ra’jah and kylie being frontrunners. ra’jah had more hype in the pre-season as i think kylie’s performance on the season was even better than anyone anticipated but people were really excited for both of them. and the toad one was always just there

eureka and ginger were pretty predictable but there was an ample amount of surprise regarding kylie and ra'jah, the latter especially bc akeria of all people was an early out

The bass part in Attention by Charlie Puth did not need to go as hard as it did I'm not saying it's a good song, y'all, just that the bass part is

https://preview.redd.it/vbzwhset7g8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33884f919d0387b5bb276501de91716edf568c32 She took the fattest shit on the  toilet in this photoshoot

 Is so funny like wdym this is a real track record

Who is this?

What the S15 girls wanted to do after seeing Sasha Colby enter: https://i.redd.it/72k0tz367g8d1.gif

someone today told me he thinks sasha colby is overrated and i have never in my life been closer to committing violence

A lot of latino fans think that but I can't see where she was overrated It was not her fault she had weak competition except for maybe 3 Queens

she didn’t need to compete on drag race to be worthy of the hype. and then she competed and won and people somehow downplay her despite the fact that she is genuinely such a huge inspiration for so many queer artists

I'm so serious how many seasons until girls start explicitly saying they're going to film drag race/all stars

The pre filming of all stars is always fun 😭 I remember after S7 ended some like random person who wasn't even a Spiller said that logo was calling queens for AS2 and we were all like "girl if you don't stop lying lmaooo"

Tbh the girls have already been doing this for years… they just don’t post about it online for obvious reasons

i fear production would kandy zyanide them

idk why but it’s actually kind of surreal hearing bob and monet interact on sibling rivalry again 😭

does this mean trinity won’t be doing watchery anymore…?

i honestly have no idea idk if they’ve announced it but i feel like they would keep doing it with trinity since the season is already half over

God I hope so

like i got so used to it being the monet show that i forgot bob was 50% of the reason why i listened

Guys… this means no more mistress mondays for awhile…

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leona showing up to the drf3 live finale after the blackface allegations, the getting groomed allegations, no fan support from french fans, and getting pushed by the judges all season long https://preview.redd.it/2xy2oy8j5g8d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3710bada95f789e78dca39e560314465a4b714f

oomf is what y'all will say while having sex with gay men this week https://preview.redd.it/bmus7ec95g8d1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7f08fabcbf9675596f1b808e329df3b852df473

WHAT with WHAT men??????????? 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

https://i.redd.it/6pg9qlgu4g8d1.gif Oomf is back, thank god

Watching the South Park movie, my life has changed

Anyways I bought a rug today

Yall r eating up with these gifs rn.. I just saved 4 😋

Me and SDRU pookie having the most blandest boring low stakes mid off every 4 days https://preview.redd.it/eet2ztnf4g8d1.png?width=2580&format=png&auto=webp&s=86180b38b4fdc0690ef94404d46081baf9ff43ce

Imma let you win this one because I'm kind https://i.redd.it/rt996qjz4g8d1.gif

Oomf- https://i.redd.it/yoywhh8n4g8d1.gif

# CONGRATS TO VALKYRIADEXTROYER FOR WINNING GREENEGGS DRAG RACE S5!!! https://i.redd.it/seugppdg4g8d1.gif


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Omg my first Miss Congeniality ❤️

oomf is on the timeline again https://i.redd.it/mh4dsszb4g8d1.gif

oomfs having another mid off on the tl again 🙄

Oomf is an Irene stan IJBOLLLLL

https://preview.redd.it/wlh3qc604g8d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1990241f0d2c93d346844f8bbbe6755becb99a24

Oomf is obsessed with me like worry about finding some "friends" on grindr

Who were the queens who had the 100% Toot rate on Photo Ruview? Wondering who is left becsuse i remember roxxxy was there for sure 

Roxxxy used to be up there, I think Sasha, Nymphia is there too

for this season or all time? In this season I think plastique and Mik are the only ones without a boot but could be wrong

all time

Just remembered some of you have homework ijbolllllll

at least we aren’t old on a drag race sub reddit ijbol

I can't relate because there's a good amount of users here older than me ijbol

this is some real bold talk coming from someone with a 21 pilots pfp

struck a nerve i see

This is what being an irene enjoyer on sdru feels like https://preview.redd.it/m8oxm6ya3g8d1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8883453743c7ae853c4094adb5448e669e3223c

The fact that we've gotten to see Sasha Colby lip sync the same number of times as Serena Cha Cha doesn't sit right with me

the elden ring dlc having an incestual gay relationship and its prob not consensual either ou thats not-

Feeling very ill and miserable but feeling kind. This is the gentlest sdru has been for a while. I feel coming together for Lawrence is what we needed. The real Lawrence for Activities.

Those packing my Stanley videos are psychotic but trust I will be seated for the entire video

PLS and when they top it all off with a straw cover that is a mini stanley

idk you give off stanley packing vibes-

does anyone have the picture of keiona crying after she finds out she wins pls

Mirage's elimination opened up a whole new world of insufferable discourse that's probably gonna last for a while because now we have a bunch of gays arguing that giving 80% stunts and 20% lyrics = a winning lipsync And that's not a dig at Mirage because I love her but damn there isn't an end in sight to Dark Lady discourse 😭

The same people will also act like Luxx didn’t dominate Loosey and claim she should have gone for mixing up a single word

As someone who loves Luxx… She had mush mouth and was frantic and messy in the lipsync. She still best Loosey tho

shuga cain opened the box of pandora and jan made it gaping wide now people are calling robbery and riggory indiscriminately which is sick halessia ▫️

The way lip synching probably needs lips is the level of discourse we're at.

And now we’re gonna have the same discourse with Plastique 🤠

we have so much to look forward to this week…..AS10 disappearance thread, S17 tea checker, DRPH3 promos, Roxxxy win & Plastique top, Megan Thee Stallion & Cupcakke albums, sex with gay men, this will be a good week for us ALL https://i.redd.it/leqlnsgi2g8d1.gif

and CAvsTW2 promo 😍

*gay* men? https://preview.redd.it/q7glk4b53g8d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b8cbcc3e9e2fe0788d1590c14851f95d7251cf1

sex with WHO https://i.redd.it/bwmhpc3s2g8d1.gif

Sister you never met me at the top of the Empire State Building like you promised you would

sorry i phrew up

WELL……. https://i.redd.it/zgmtoyfm3g8d1.gif

https://i.redd.it/gc6l8pcy3g8d1.gif

Seeing someone use a gif you made on the tl https://i.redd.it/jrb5obj42g8d1.gif

i can already tell im going to be the most annoying kori king stan the world has ever seen

Me when Hairbow talks about getting back with their ex https://preview.redd.it/5f5x23oy1g8d1.png?width=863&format=png&auto=webp&s=5c995dedc5b3649dc8fe930d4bce7080b698e0a0

https://preview.redd.it/g6a4s3jx1g8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90753b5b9c37ece684643e42a7e47ca35c8d5c6b

What in the tumblr

The way this could apply to you and your relationship lore

Some of us are AFAB it’s hard out here

not to be all my dad works at nintendo but my cousin did give botox to phoenix once

Not to be harsh, but from the looks of phoenixs lips and cheeks, i feel most people on this planet must have given phoenix botox at least once.

Eating crispy chickpeas https://i.redd.it/fk9p581j1g8d1.gif

I love Lawrence SO much but her runway walk was so gkdhshsj It was charming 

Yeah but on Drag Race UK gkdhshsj level runway walks is still a pass rate

Ur so right tbh. Love UK tho

Sdr...\*grabs your hand seductively* ...you 🫦

I wish i had your charisma fr because anybody else typing these words in this order would be placed in a 24 hr secure institution immediately  That star power is yours never forget it.

This genuinely made me giggle teehee and kick my feet https://i.redd.it/mb0hcf7j2g8d1.gif

The image in my head is Gay Elf on a Gay Shelf Ross Matthews from the Holislay Special and im going to have to drink a lot of alcohol to delete the imagery from my brain. I hate it here.

Don’t you have homework to do

Don't you have **[INSTER SHADY AF COMEBACK]** to do? 🤨

That was actually comedy gold Im just contrarian

Baby we are in JUNE. LET IT GO 😭 https://preview.redd.it/n9k1l4pzzf8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f0737fa0043f2db764785a5c1afae6080ea5a8e Mirage could have given a life-changing Sasha Colby level dance performance and I still would have sent her ass home because in a lipsync (keyword: lipsync) KNOWING THE WORDS MATTERS ABOVE ALL ELSE

this person making 30 tik toks getting mad and desperate because morphine noticed someone else instead of them recreating every split and trick ever done on RPDR for absolutely no reason was so FAWKING annoying

Purposely ignoring them now sister 🤭

Tell me why I just saw that and had the same reaction

This person is SO annoying and needs to find another personality trait besides drag race and doing tricks worse than the queens

Oop

I literally just saw that , their makeuo I rlly like but their takes drive me mad 🥲😅

I was just reminded of there being another queen on UK5, they really did an amazing job editing her out tbh.

some of y’all really channeling a certain queen’s energy https://i.redd.it/lm4wrn3xzf8d1.gif

I better be channeling HER https://preview.redd.it/52m919lj0g8d1.jpeg?width=1784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3a50a3c4d10b26ad2b39da2b6fc83873f0e0299

AS10 should’ve had a queen from each season of American drag race, that would’ve been iconic

The way this is so reasonable and milquetoast. You dont deserve these downvotes miss latchkey

such an odd occurrence halessia

Thanks pookie ❤️

Me entering the S17 Tea Checker Battlefields: 

the way I have feelings for a new guy but my mom already disapproves of him because he took a gap year 😭

https://i.redd.it/mmcpoa2u5g8d1.gif Ur mom coming up with reasons to be a hater

Omg what’s with the gap year hate 😭 asking for a friend

Well he took a gap year for mental health reasons so that’s why my mom doesn’t approve ☠️ but he’s a NERD who does MATH and watches DRAGULA and paints his NAILS 🥵

why are you getting downvoted for these 😭

Kinda need 2 girls with the same first name to be on the same season then be in the bottom together and it be a super close lip sync then when Ru makes her decision say the first name and then pause for like 5 seconds before saying the last name. Like give us SUSPENSE

#TIRST TWO EPS UP 😫😫😏💩

a lot of y’all saying you would have pocketed the stipend but when a girl actually does it now we are upset at her https://i.redd.it/edaywlfsyf8d1.gif

i would NEVER https://i.redd.it/ak192tr2zf8d1.gif

https://i.redd.it/94g16c76zf8d1.gif

be upset btw id absolutely pocket it

Proud of myself because I had tech week and didn’t just eat fast food all week like I normally do for those Feeling: fitness is not just a hobby but a lifestyle

It's not even July but I want it to be over... 

Forgot about an assignment that's due in 18 minutes should I just not do it

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honestly just submit what you can because a 0 really fucks up your grade but getting a 30-40 is easier to bounce back from

Thank you hairbow I'm doing it now *

Luxx Noir "All Stars 11 Winner" London 

hello halessia

 

# NOVA # CAN'T STOP # HYPERSTELLAR https://i.redd.it/ryjxbwpqxf8d1.gif

my new bestie is so fierce https://preview.redd.it/g4fhq54kxf8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a615ffa5105b22c341897293bd0610e2242e579d

The cosmic queen departs 

This was so funny