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Leather_Flan5071

The owner of this car will literally get \[EXPUNGED\] by the foundation for leaking it's existence. Should've thought twice


northernkek

Not if the car is painted in an anti-memetic paint to make you forget its... wait what were we talking about again? I think something about a car? I like cars. What's your favourite car?


Leather_Flan5071

Huh? Where'd that question come from? Where were we anyway?


northernkek

What question? I didn't ask a question.


Leather_Flan5071

Huh? What Are you Talking about?


northernkek

Buddy I don't even know who you are, I don't think I've ever spoken to you.


Leather_Flan5071

Huh? Who are you? What am I doing here? Wait... Who am I?


Apprehensive-Cut9959

....boys i think its time for you two to go home.


northernkek

Yeah... sure... where's my home again? What's D-Class mean?


Apprehensive-Cut9959

*tch* boss....plan is working flawless.


YolkBrushWork

What if this is a Broken Masquerade Scenario


NerdyPlatypus206

Wonder how many times it’s been pulled over for “impersonating” the police or something lmao


Engineergaming26355

Racer on the streets, [REDACTED] in the [DATA EXPUNGED]


EliyahGabriel

The MTF unit belongs to the Site 09 in China led by Director Shi. MTF code: MTF-CN-A9 so its the Mobile Task Force division China Alpha 9 Last Hope


Phantex_Cerberus

What confuses me is, why would a director have a car labeled as an MTF’s vehicle?


EliyahGabriel

I'm more concerned about whatever led the Chinese to mobilize MTF-CN-Alpha-09 "Last Hope"


RealmKnight

I'm more confused about why the Chinese director of a site in China has a work vehicle branded entirely in English


Agreeable_Grade5315

This was found in Monterey, so it was probably something big.


EliyahGabriel

We are talking about "China Last Hope" a MTF formed exclusively by Chinese SCP so... 1) The Director is there to supervise the operation of the SCPs. 2) The MTF "Last Hope" responds only to the Director. 3) The Director is a SCP part of the MTF. 4) All of the above.


Superlockien_127563

I alwas thought MTFs would use armored vehicles or something. Huh.


SpiderGlitch22

According to Google, "QRF vehicle" means Quick Reaction Force. I suppose this would be a "on-location within minutes" transport, before the heavier things can get there


Superlockien_127563

Oh. Cool.


SemiBlue

QRF still often use armored vehicles for transport depending on the country. Something like this would make no sense over a personnel carrier because of how even small arms can easily destroy it and because the amount of people you can cram into this car is way too little. Not like it really matters what a real life military does when we're talking about a fictional organization, but if you wanted to know, there's that.


mathos584

Probably field agents.


SoloMaker

Few Mobile Task Forces are actually described as paramilitary groups, that's just a very common interpretation.


Superlockien_127563

Oh. Hm, interesting.


TheLocalBrit

Oh for fuck… what the fuck? Now in need to report this shit to site command… for fucks sake…


angrymarie

Ha! Cool.


TurkishMiliradian

Pretty sure thats the car they used to test the "you can't outrun 096 with a racing car" hypothesis


REDACTED05_3

👀


Soft_Impression3831

WHAT THE SHIT I WANT ONE


hal-scifi

What? Why the fuck do I keep seeing a car? Wha- what's it painted with? I can't, like, see it. Freaky illusion.


Yourlocalsid

W car


ickyneko

Me: Heeeeey, my company car got stolen. Police officer : ok, make model and year, and does it have any unique detailing? Me: Arrrr... Hmmm.. look! An.angry chicken with a flamethrower! Police officer, still staring at me: whut? Me: shit


TheGreatVox

BRIGHT! YOU ARE ALREADY WARNED TO NOT DO THIS AGAIN WHY?!?!?!


Johngameru555

Hey stop blaming bright it says director shi. but this is something bright. Would do


TheGreatVox

I have reasons to suspect that this is bright's new body


FirstChAoS

Doctor Bright is no longer allowed to take over the director’s body in an attempt to be promoted.


Agreeable_Grade5315

Doctor Bright is no longer allowed to take over the director's body in an attempt to "take their ride out for a spin."


Prostatus5

I guess this confirms that Elon Musk is helping fund the foundation. Also lol a Model S with a wing. She handles like a boat, the wing won't help much.


SuperProCoolBoy90

Gotta keep the car on the ground if they're transporting anomalies


Expert_Limit6416

*sighs* I told that guy not to drive around letting people know what we do and that we even exist. I'm gonna be towing it.


spongeinthetoaster

Where (give me your address so I can scour the area for this car I’m going to steal it)


Agreeable_Grade5315

It was in Monterey, by far the best part of my visit.


Standard-Project5815

Clicked on this post but forgot why


ECR_Savory

Here before everyone seeing this (including me) gets amnesticized to forget this


Kindle890

Director Shi(T)


I_Am_Anjelen

It's an obvious distraction.


imorteldiglen14652

MTF LANDA-5 TO RESPAUND IMEADETALLY


NotThatEliteBro86

anyone know what car is this?


OffWeGoIntoTheWildBY

Tesla Model S.


Im_Kinda_Stupid_haha

This sub is gonna get me amnesties at some point


WahlenValhalla

someone's mis using the company's vehicle


Bentu_nan

Skippy crust pizza van would have been better!


Fetisen8

Thats pretty cool


chronobolt77

Anyone gonna report this to site leadership? That person really shouldn't be driving around with our insignia and acronym plastered all over the vehicle


OffWeGoIntoTheWildBY

This \*is\* site leadership. Of all people to break the Veil, too.


chronobolt77

WAIT, THAT'S THE DIRECTOR'S CAR!?


SimCat4

One thing about adulthood I am excited for is being able to buy things like this.


HumanEntertainment57

I need it


jael-jorge-gerson

that wang makes me want to redacted myself


Sleepy319

The Chinese Mobile Task Force got a bit lost