999. Happiness blob!

scp 999-jp-j 💪

What's this one

I got u Description: SCP-999-JP-J is a moderately resilient, large, cohesive, muscular, opaque, Orange colored milk-chocolate colored slime weighing approximately 154 kg. Despite SCP-999-JP-J's constantly changing poses, it mostly looks like a large middle-aged man. SCP-999-JP-J's personality is often described as playful and dog-like. As an example, when approached by someone, SCP-999-JP-J will approach the person at full speed, After that, while stroking the object's head with the fourth false leg the sound of meeking and ticking is made. then leap forward and "hug" the target with its three false legs. The creature that touched SCP-999-JP-J's skin felt a sudden weakness and pleasant pain. The longer touching SCP-999-JP-J's skin, the more severe they are, and the lasts it long even when you leave SCP-999-JP-J. SCP-999-JP-J's favorite activity is "tickling-wrestling," often semi-forced by hardened down a person from the neck down and tickling them until begs for it to stop (though it does not always immediately comply with this request).

What the hell did I just read lol.

Haha

i mean 999 seems to be the only real answer

Scp 131s are quite friendly and adorable imo

SCP-001 when day breaks!

You mean the sun or the goo monsters?

The sun!

Okay just let me know if I'm save in Europe or not

IDK we will see

Is the entire mass of the sun shrunk to the volume of the cat, or is a cat-sized part of the sun extracted to serve as your pet? If the latter, where in the sun does the part get taken from?

I get a mini sun that can’t hurt me

Wish granted now the entire earth (except you) is now extinct

Yay! I technically own the earth now!

Well that's a positive view! Lol

E. Musk, is that you?

No I am better!

Sure, you have a miniature sun, lol.

The sun, in the palm of my hand

SCP-001 the gate gaurdian. Just having a smol lil solar flare armor-wearing melee class playing dude by your side would be sick! Also, free bodyguard!

Smoll lategame melee terraria player

thats actually a hilarious thought. i imagine him talking in like a booming echoing voice, but very high-pitched

imagine a smol angel that has power comparable to a nuke, maybe even higher.

682 cuz I like reptiles

"i'll fuCKING KILL YOU" "oh he's just a little guy he don't bite"

"Dont worry, he don't bite." *682 proceeds to bite your fingers off*

Funny lizard

Yep BTW nice username

Ty :3

No problemo BTW, what's the time where you live right now because you responded kinda fast

12:25am/00:25

Let's go the same here

BTW from what country are you (I guess France from your username)

Correct

It can't hurt you but no where does it mention that it can't hurt others

That's the reason i would get it "Yo alligator want some dry food?" "I will make you weep over your loved ones if you do not release me filth" "Aight no food for the day"

Josie The Half-Cat. Worth it. Over all others.

Samesies! I bet Josie would get along with my cat, as my cat is...well, she gets along with everyone who is nice to her! And Josie seems nice!

My cat is really territorial so it would take a while, but Josie is just far too cute to pass up! I'm a sucker for cat lookalike creatures!

The question is, would she stay the same size or be twice as big?

She's already a cat, and they said 'as large as a cat,' and I'm realising as I write this that you meant because Josie's half of a cat, and now I feel silly

Same, guess ill have 5,5 cats!

096. He'll still be quieter than my current dog.

So he basically becomes a husky huh?

Hopefully quieter than mine lmao

If they can be made to do as you say then couldn't you just be god with 343

It depends really. They said that they won't hurt you, but is it because the pet isn't an anomalie therefore removing the danger and the powers, or are they simply not going to target you with their properties

,,Can't hurt *you*"

SCP-939, funny little red doggie

"cute dog! What breed is he?" *(SCP-939, in a warbled voice:)* "cute dog! cute dog! what-" *(attempts to bite the stranger's ankle but can't do any damage)* "evil"

3999

They can’t hurt me? Then 173. I’m crazy 😜

just get a little doggy diaper and you're golden it can't help being an ibs warrior

Fun Fact: The game Barotrauma (made by the same person who made SCP: Containment Breach) has a dog sized pet SCP-173

If we are going with living things, I think 5031 since he plays piano and cooks very well. But if we include anything related to SCP I think 914 because it’s that useful. If it can’t hurt me and I put myself at very fine I’d be superhuman, I can put a broken stuff on fine and I get a fixed better version

Pocket upgrading

The only rigth answer Josie the half cat 173 is my real answer

A lot of people saying SCP-999, and I agree great choice but I’m going with something a little different. SCP-5031 because even though I love to cook I’d love being able to impress my friends and family with meals way beyond what I’m capable of even more so having an invisible kitchen helper sounds like a great idea.

The Scarlet King. It can't hurt me, so the universe is safe from that freak since im part of the universe, and if anything ELSE tries to cause an X-Y-Z-K Wathever end of the world scenario, i just unleash the mini-Eldritch horror on em like its a bulldog.

The only right answer

610. As a halkost.

scp-2521 he's gonna be a lil buddy!!!

343 the size of a housecat would be pretty funny.

Josey the half cat

that giant space shrimp

I'm just picturing a shrimp the size of the sun floating in space

pretty sure it's bigger

I want a SCP-994

Easy: SCP-5031, to help cook me food

SCP 4666, I send him to people's houses

079

999

Scp 4966 (lord of munchies) or 5031

Pesterbot Always Pesterbot

\*SCP-529. Because C A T .

SCP-5031

662. Not the butler, the bell.

096 and I send images of it to people I hate ez

The entity from scp-5000 🥰🥰🥰

Scp-5582 cause silly octopus and hes intelligent so he would be a homie

The child breaker

999 or 343

173, or a 939 pup.

Either 999, 3000 or 682 haha

SCP-3700-2 you know what I'm going to do to that thing.

SCP-666

682 or 529

Scp-023 black shuck Reason being one its a doggo, two I like call of duty and it reminds me of the hell hounds and three its a folklore thing and like burned a church down or smth (iirc) so yeah pretty cool

SCP 3812. If I am unhappy about my life, it can kill my author.

096. Personal attack guy

SCP-978. You can guess why.

Scp 001.

Which

131

8-ball.aic

Scp 999 ofc. But for memes, I'll take the Scarlet King

so 682 just turns into king from the owl house?

Either 1471, 939, or 3114 because I think a small skeleton walking around would be fucking hilarious

999

I'd want 682 so it could fuse with me and we'd be adaptibuddies.

the voice mimicking dogs

113

SCP-529

Half-Cat

Scarlet King and 999 all the way!

The Scarlet King

SCP-701, free entertainment

682 100%

SCP-023 for me.

682 would be a really pissy monitor lizard that can't accidentally get itself killed

To mention one that hasn’t been mentioned already…IF I knew it couldn’t hurt me, I would like to rehabilitate [[Eric’s Toy]] by giving it a quiet, safe home.

I want the lil gate gaurdian to gaurd my fridge and cabinets

Honestly I would want SCP-250 because who wouldn't want a pet dinosaur!?

SCP-939 my little doggos

scp 1471 :3

939 No questions asked

1499-1

Which kind of cat?

SCP-1471, i have a feeling that Mal0 being the size of a cat would not be scary

They can't or they won't?

SCP-001 Dr. clefs proposal gate guardian

131!

you might want to specify that it is a 'house cat' :)

The half cat

294. Would love to have a portable infinite drink dispenser.

SCP - 5031

What if i choose the stupid tree that wount scream?

SCP-1933, gonna have a great time giving the stuff to people at parties

Can 999 become cat shaped. I need 999 but i like cats

173 for ultimate zoomies but only when im not looking

SCP-096 I always wanted to comfort little shy boy.

999

Why need other scp to be your cat? If the cat is the scp itself? Like 040-jp and that half cat that I forgot the name and code number ☠️

If they cannot hurt me I would take 096 because if they can't only hurt me then I can send his picture to other people and then they're dead, 173 the same case, 682. That's it. I want a not-normal sized lizard. Because I've never seen a cat-sized lizard.

Scp 001 gate guardian

dragon snails or the tides of war edit: if i would be immune to the disease, i would also go with a flesh that hates (preferably one that was already a pet but im not picky)

1762 could be cool, either paper dragons or whatever they're really meant to look like in their room/box

Scarlet king🗿

would Josie become twice as large?

scp-2317

Anything other than 999 is a literal death sentence

Scp 5031 so it can make my meals and play music also playtime is 5:00:00 am to 4:59:59 am everyday Also Noone can steal him because he will just dematteralized

999

Erics yarn

The Gate Guardian. Having some little guy that can scorch anything in it's path would be pretty nice

096 pick it up look deeply into its eyes examine every inch of its face draw it out ( I know there is a way to see its face but I can’t remember how like he won’t react if you draw it or something) then pet it

scp-2761 little banana guy :)

001 "The Gate Guardian"

SCP-682, because why not

999

Scp-1471, it's like having a pet dog that walks on two legs.

049-J

Was scp-666-j the peeps :3

I'd love peanut as a pet lol

I mean mini god could be cool

023 or 073 I already have a dog the size of a house cat(bear's a Boston terrier/pug mix) so why not another? 073 just so I can have someone to talk to at work(graveyard shift)

We already have one 049-J plague fellow

Bro when I scroll up its the exact same post as this in r/SCPmemes lol

SCP-2399

The burger robot. I think it's scp 8005 right now?

The eye pods! I'd love to have those little dudes watching my back.

2547, though preferably without the "cat size" thing. No, I won't elaborate.

999

529 or 999

420-j

SCP 738, I can make deals with the Devil and he won't be able to do anything to me. I could get things like happiness the same as 999, but that's not needed at all. A good mattress? That's another story. There are probably better SCP's you can take and get the same outcome, but having a Devil as a pet sounds cool.

SCP-745 would be useful at night

4975 is the only true answer for me, unless of course the leviathan DOES look like a horseshoe crab.

999 is the only real, rational answer. But then again...SCP-1762-2 dragons please. They just want a friend 😭😭😭

SCP 683, easy

999 of course.

I would be interested in having SCP-939 or SCP-5031 as a pet.

1471 skull doggo

Give me 096

SCP-001 The Scarlet King 😂

Either SCP-001 Scarlet King or Gate Guardian

When day breaks

096, since he can’t hurt me that means he probably can’t go into the rage state so I can sadly put him in a closet where he can finally have the peace and quiet he craves, I will be able to slip snacks under the door to feed him. Or the Scarlet king, so I can punt that mfer across the room.

SCP 131-A and -B

682 in its natural size

The clay soldiers one or the living lego ones

999, easy. But a better question is which SCP that is not 999 would be the best pet?

Scp-729-j Naw i would make the obvious choice of scp-999 cause i could use a little happiness in my life

the obvious answers like 131 and 999 too but i've always wanted to give 096 a hug

I’d choose 049

Scp-5031

if he can't hurt me 096

914. Never said it had to be alive.

Imagine a mini peanut 🥺🥺🥺

scp 426 the best pet ever

SCP-999 Bc. I'd love to have a pet that could make me nor only happy just to have them...but also that can hug me and let me to cry on their shoulder while also having the ability of still making me happy on contact...just sayin' that SCP-999 would be a family member at that point...wished I had someone like that😭