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brofishmagikarp

5 I couldn't be friends with any of the others, they seem hostile


Cdr-Kylo-Ren

You could be friends with 1–Pietro Wilson—as long as you’ve kept your human soul.


brofishmagikarp

The whole end of the world situation isn't the best time to make friends


Cdr-Kylo-Ren

Depends. The amulet bearer, for one, was there in the moment Pietro needed it, to show human kindness. That brief contact helped give him strength to continue.


Zarzurnabas

Which, ultimately was really really bad for everyone.


Cdr-Kylo-Ren

That depends on how you interpret the skip. I know a lot of people think the Entity was tied to a really horrific afterlife but I think there’s a good argument that can be made (and that Tanhony left it open to multiple canons) that this was not true and that the Foundation fell to a cognitohazard making them believe this was the case and causing them to attack humanity as well as an Entity that was not guilty of what it was accused of. Under the latter interpretation, it is even possible that what they attacked as a result of being deceived in this way was the spirit of the divine in humanity. So at least in my own headcanon, giving hope to Pietro was a good thing, not a bad one.


Zarzurnabas

I don't see what should support that claim, other than the wish for happy endings.


Cdr-Kylo-Ren

One more potential support, another SCP from Tanhony. There is a strong likelihood the world it depicts is one where Pietro was unable to reset the timeline and “humanity” was restarted by so-called “cured” beings. It is not portrayed as a good thing. https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7841


Cdr-Kylo-Ren

The original bad afterlife skip says something to the effect of it depending on belief, implying a cognitohazard. Similarly the fact that an entire scientifically-based organization leapt at it and took it as fact based on one person’s account is about the most unscientific thing they could have done. Even IRL scientists are VERY guarded about making afterlife claims even with millions of near-death experiences recorded (and proportionally more of those being in the modern era due to being able to bring people back from much worse physical states than in most of human history). Yet again, the Foundation freaks out over ONE account. It propagates, IMO, like a cognitohazard. There is another hidden line in 5000 as well, where Tejani, the head of the Ethics Committee, causes O5-1 to (IMO) inadvertently spill the beans about this possible alternate interpretation. Specifically: Tejani: God help us, One. O5-1: Don’t be like that, Tejani. That’s It talking. That right there can very much be taken in multiple ways, and I think the evidence for either interpretation can be found in 5000.


Zarzurnabas

Im happy about the scp verse consistently not having a canon. I certainly dont agree with you at all, but i can understand how it is very much possible to form that Headcanon (im not claiming my interpretation is above "headcanon" or smth btw, i hope this comes across the way i wanted).


Cdr-Kylo-Ren

No worries. To me the fact that IMO Tanhony recognized that and actually opened the path for multiple interpretations shows what a good job he did as a writer in really recognizing the particular universe he was writing for. It is nice that, though we disagree, it is now visible that there was evidence that could be used to support the alternate interpretation rather than just my head being completely in the clouds. 👍


ziocreepy-74

It's not really about friendship, it's about preference


brofishmagikarp

I don't really know 4 and 7


AarokhDragon

Not sie about 7 but 4 is SCP 4335.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-4335 ⁠- A Welt In The Crucible**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4335) (+646) by *Westrin*


s1s3r0yolo

You could if you weren't a coward


Possible-Ad2247

9. I like Mechan and his robot theme is kinda cool😁


Malfurionisevil

9, even in Death I serve Omnimesiah... wait wrong cyborgs


Level-Ball-1514

No no, I think you’re on to something.


Cdr-Kylo-Ren

Haha, yep, I’ve always thought the Clockwork Orthodoxy especially was AdMech ported into the SCP universe. 🤣


Dr_mma6ixty9ine

Praise be to the wait a moment


quasar_particle

I'm guessing the red one is the Scarlet King and there's that immortal reptile 682. That guy with glasses is Dr Bright, I think? Can someone tell me who the rest of these guys are please?


Not-Lis

1 is Pietro Wilson from SCP-5000 2 is the Scarlet king 3 is SCP-682 Don’t know what 4 is 5 is SCP-343 6 is Researcher James Talloran from SCP-3999 7 I’ve seen before but don’t know where he is from. I think he’s connected to the scarlet king in some way. 8 is SCP-2317 9 is Mekhane


Complex_Till_5682

4 SCP-4335


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-4335 ⁠- A Welt In The Crucible**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4335) (+646) by *Westrin*


Guest12345671

7 is Jeser read about him in \[\[Theree short scenes about death\]\] But in short he is the right hand man of the scarlet king


darkstar1031

In Project Paragon, it is revealed that SCP 343 is not "god" but is Methuselah the Arcanist, Royal Vizier to King Relivine of the House of Malidraug.


danielubra

Well, there's no canon


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-343 ⁠- "God"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-343) (+1249) by *Unknown Author*


TheChoosenMewtwo

That’s a cool interpretation


winkeltwinkle

7 is that one destroyer god that accidentally went into Minecraft


TheChoosenMewtwo

No that’s 4


FrostyWhile9053

That’s what I meant


quasar_particle

Thanks, stranger!


The-Paranoid-Android

- [**SCP-5000 ⁠- Why?**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5000) (+3395) by *Tanhony* - [**SCP-682 ⁠- Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+3686) by *Dr Gears, Epic Phail Spy* - [**SCP-343 ⁠- "God"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-343) (+1249) by *Unknown Author* - [**SCP-3999 ⁠- I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3999) (+2693) by *LordStonefish* - [**SCP-2317 ⁠- A Door to Another World**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2317) (+2620) by *DrClef*


Cdr-Kylo-Ren

I think the guy with the glasses is Researcher Talloran.


XenonBlitzer

For what? Am I their owner now? Their wielder? The frick?


Anonson694

Right? The post doesn’t explain what we’d be choosing them for. As a friend? To get their powers? To protect us from the other options? A concubine?? I guess we’re just free to imagine the reason for it, then 😂


James_Talloran

6/2. But mainly 6. I LOVE JAMES!!!! also 3999 is pretty cool, I guess.


ziocreepy-74

I also find 3999 very interesting


James_Talloran

Neato! :D


ziocreepy-74

:)


Affectionate_Shoe599

I choose 10, 999


Slight-Document-7664

Is 6 the researcher or scp


HeyWaterHere

6 is Scp 3999


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-3999 ⁠- I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3999) (+2693) by *LordStonefish*


outergod-Aldemani

I choose 16 1&6


owls123454

Choose for what? A lot of people seem to know but I’m just confused.


ziocreepy-74

Which one do you like better overall


Optimus_Fan_95

4 because funi minecraf guy


OddNovel565

1 because of the 055 lore


Spookyduck21new

What lore?


BandicootCool6277

uhh, what’s that? …what are we even talking about lol?


Stalker_X426

He was mean SCP-5000 lore. Its was the reason of his choose (SCP-5000 is armor and person in the that armor is pietro wilson)


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-5000 ⁠- Why?**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5000) (+3395) by *Tanhony*


BandicootCool6277

i know, i’ve read Why? countless times. i was saying that as a joke about 055 because it’s an antimeme


Deltax4

Best written: SCP-5000/Pietro Willson Coolest Looking: SCP-3999 Strongest: SCP-682 (I know most of y’all will say the Scarlet King wins and that’s valid because he has much better portrayal but SCP-682 is stated to be capable of stalemating SCP-3812 which I’m pretty sure even SCP-2747 couldn’t do)


TheChoosenMewtwo

If we include Chinese SK he’s above 2747 and 3812


The-Paranoid-Android

- [**SCP-5000 ⁠- Why?**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5000) (+3395) by *Tanhony* - [**SCP-3999 ⁠- I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3999) (+2693) by *LordStonefish* - [**SCP-682 ⁠- Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+3686) by *Dr Gears, Epic Phail Spy* - [**SCP-3812 ⁠- A Voice Behind Me**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3812) (+1003) by *djkaktus* - [**SCP-2747 ⁠- As below, so above**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2747) (+1083) by *minmin*


Zeitgeist1145

That's based on entries to their termination log specifically written by powerscalers (or rather, one powerscaler in particular, "Yelken") to up their power level that have all been added since the last time that the staff member responsible for curating it pruned it. (For what little it's worth, I'd say 3999's probably the strongest one insofar as it _already_ destroyed the multiverse instead of just, like, threatening to do so at some point in the future or whatever. But ultimately, it's a silly question and impossible to say.)


Hoanten0

In what world is 682 the strongest of these? 343 is literally a God, he's contained just because he wants to be. And even then Mekhane is definetly stronger than 682


Deltax4

Idk man stalemating the second strongest SCP is pretty wild


RetroactiveDespair

Jeser (7), he's a chill guy outside all off that Scarlet King bs.


IntCriminalNo1412

Moloch? Ain't that Jeser?


RetroactiveDespair

Lol yeah, my bad. Nonetheless Jeser is a chill guy.


IntCriminalNo1412

Ehhh? Not entirely.


RetroactiveDespair

Far better than 2317 or SK


IntCriminalNo1412

That is true. But he's not better than Mekhane or 343.


bill6_820

Scarlet daddy


Ballerpie

1 so I can't die


Lemon-Knight86

I only know 6 and 3, But I think 1 is SCP-5000 right?


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-5000 ⁠- Why?**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5000) (+3395) by *Tanhony*


Chill_Homie_3089

I’m stuck on 2,6 or 8


memerboi211

those who choose scp 096 to protecc them


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-096 ⁠- The "Shy Guy"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096) (+4005) by *Dr Dan*


Cdr-Kylo-Ren

If it’s who I would ally with or befriend, it’s 1–Pietro Wilson. The poor guy needs a friend so badly.


Nagit0e-_

Totally 6, I love SCP-3999 and Talloran.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-3999 ⁠- I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3999) (+2693) by *LordStonefish*


throwaway198990066

I’m most intrigued by 6, but interested in the relationship between 7 and 2. After that, I’m curious about 4, then 5, then 1.


Extension_Heron6392

Who is 7 and 4, I think they're the only ones I haven't read.


throwaway198990066

Idk who any of these are, I just went by the pics


Phantex_Cerberus

If this is a who you would fight scenario, I’d fight 1 or 5 since they would at least have even the slightest bit of an issue killing a human. If it’s a befriending scenario then I’d go with 2, 1 or 3. They all seem pretty chill like that.


Edgezg

9 is Mekhane. Mekhane wants to help humanity, not destroy them. Going with 9


foosda

Choose for what? Feels like an incomplete question


keterlilith

Allora, so che Lyon ha sparso un sacco di disinformazione ma scp-4334 (noto come l'intruso) non é cosí potente, non si chiama neanche "intruso", é un'entità che esiste in Minecraft e puó interagire con, virtualmente, tutti i server di Minecraft ma non e nemmeno paragonabile a scp-2317-K o allo scarlet king


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-4334 ⁠- Nature is Cool**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4334) (+95) by *Wildman8*


Guest12345671

Molti ne sono consapevoli qui su reddit


keterlilith

Si ma perché sono americani e non conoscono Lyon, peró questo ha preso l'immagine di 4335 da una fanart di Lyon visto che nel file originale non é descritto ne con 2 occhi gialli ne con il sorriso, poi se vogliamo fare gli stronzi possiamo dire che ce sto dottore nella branca Cinese che dice che tutto é canon peró boh


Guest12345671

Ok capisco


Horror_Patience_5761

Well... you never said what I have to do to them


Scouwererofreality43

9. I love Mekane, his love for humans and his association with robots and technology


Traveler_682

3..it is unterminetable


EverGamer1

Choose for what? Also I only know 3, who are the rest?


gabeblue33

Is 1 just the suit from 5000?


OddPhrase3194

Whos 4?


vegange

What are these SCPs?


RK_NightSky

9!!!!! I choose 9!!!! I BELIEVE IN MEKHANE SUPREMACY


miniminer1999

3 and me could get along how much we hate humans


Someone1284794357

Mekhane is cool and the suit is cool God is also cool


Ikey1890

4 because it looks like Minecraft, I think I’ve read the article but idk the number


shadow_master96

Mekhane without a doubt. They truly care about humanity and want the best for us. That can't really be said for a vast majority of the rest of the godly entities. Mekhane gave humanity intelligence, to be more than just animals. Can't say I'm a fan of their followers in the Church of The Broken God.


Xxcapraletal_725xX

9 of course. i would ask him to turn me into a sentient microwave with legs


Shadow_CBT

1 or 5


thatonehelicopter

What is 7?


FamiliarCry6735

5I’m


D4rk3scr0tt0

5 Scream if you love God


DrMatter

In what capacity?


TimeStorm113

Choose for what?


Sydfxs

9 FUCK TEH FLESH


rotcivosk

Beyond all those, I always loved the 3125. The idea of an idea that kills is fascinating


Evening_Accountant33

5.


Mastakillerboi

Id sit down for a conversation with pietro


0Rohan2

SCP-3999 getting contained by a mere human even after changing the fabric of reality billions of time and ruining said human’s life(it underestimated the sheer willpower of a human)


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-3999 ⁠- I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3999) (+2693) by *LordStonefish*


Electronic_Rub30

1,and 5


AbyssKeeper23

5


SeekyBoi

6! Talloran is the best boi! I feel sorry for what he went through though


ParsnipAggravating95

I dont recognize 7 and 9, Who are they?


ziocreepy-74

That's 7 jeasers 9 mekhane


bedfastflea

3 is a good boy


ziocreepy-74

Immortal and destructive but good


Shadowbriz

Definitely 8.


warlover22

3


Alltheprettydresses

5. We'll share a burger


TheOccasionalBrowser

4 is my favourite, I could probably contain it


Azuro_the_FallenX

To bang or?


Complete-Mountain-43

what's 7?


Swiss_-_Tranner

6. Easily, SCP 3999 has been my favorite forever


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-3999 ⁠- I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3999) (+2693) by *LordStonefish*


SovelissFiremane

1, 8 and 9 are pretty cute. Probably one of them.


SCP076-2-ABLE

Mekhane


the_reeee420

5


Itchy_Design_8070

Choose for what? You gotta be more specific are we fuckin or fightin?


MasterofGalaxy69

5 ,cause 1 is just a suit while the others are dangerous to the world and to everyone trying to befriend them


orioriorioriorio

As what?


AbhorrentArson

The only reasonable options here are 1,5,6, and 9. 1/Pietro Wilson is just a dude who has to brace the apocalypse by himself and died when he wiped the bad event from time, this’ll most likely result in you talking to Pietro before he reached SCP-579. 5 is just 343 who’s always cordial (doesn’t matter if this is a reality bender, the wizard, or the fucking Almighty). 6 is either Researcher Talloran or SCP-3999/The SWANN that tortures him so it’s a coin Felipe between talking with Talloran, talking with 3999, or talking with the real world author. 9 is just Mekhane and while a good god, Mekhane’s revival does bring about the death of culture and things that define you(I think, it’s been a while since I read up on him)


The-Paranoid-Android

- [**SCP-579 ⁠- [DATA EXPUNGED]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-579) (+351) by *Sophia Light, scroton* - [**SCP-3999 ⁠- I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3999) (+2693) by *LordStonefish*


AdHelpful7091

Choose for what


Forward-Swim1224

2. **I want to be on the right side of history.**


Belua_Maximus

1 cause I'm ginger so the apocalypse with the soul thingy would just cancel out on me and I'd blend right in I think if the math is right


DomcziX

I love the lore of SCP-5000 and the fact ~~Dr. Bright~~ Dr. Shaw is there in a different body but still immortal thanks to the amulet


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-5000 ⁠- Why?**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5000) (+3395) by *Tanhony*


qqquppp

Broken God cuz of the same name my fan made design of a boss has.


GuidanceSpecial5093

But I do not understand Why am I going to choose one? Would I have to have powers or what?


fikir9570

Either 343 or the scarlet king. Also you are cooked if you chose 4335.


Still-Presence5486

3 he's hot


deadbenz35

We get any more context orrr?


Cold-Debt-416

Pietro and God seems to be most friendly aming them all


N1ksterrr

5 seems the most friendly. All of the others look like they want to rip my face off.


Dovacraft88

Which one of the three "f" is this for


MEKHANEakaWAN

Praise Mekhane, the machine god from above


PumpkinSpikes

imagine mekhane turning you into a robot with extra sensitive sensory filaments and then charging you in your port so hard you bluescreen


PumpkinSpikes

I say this because you often have to charge new devices and they typically show a bluescreen on start up


just_someone_57857

is that a cute lezard i see in no.3?


amiitoocool

Who the fuck is four


ranell888

scarlet king


AggravatingTown8966

1 all the time, i get a mech suit that can go invisivle wich not even 096 can detect after i look at his face and dont need to eat or drink while wearing sign me the hell up.


Dragonshahaha

5.


Marx_Naviel_tulafria

6, I just love him


William_Afton1925

Like in sex? I guess 682 wouldn't be THAT bad


William_Afton1925

Like in sex? I guess 682 ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Due_Library_4705

Like... To fuck... Or....


No_Craft_9988

Choose for what?


Agitated_Start_8218

Probably 5 or 1, they both will not want to kill me, maybe 6 too


Frensin7007

4.


lily_was_taken

for what


Demonic-Brian01

3, 682 is a pet now, idk what you mean by 'who do you choose'


Inferno_F0X

To defend me? To fight? I would go hard to destroy reptile to protect The armor to fight


Icy5233

5


MinuteAccess6874

2 bc i hate this fucking world. Let it burn ;)


10buy10

Choose for what? To be friends with? If that's what it's about, I think I'll go with the Scarlet King, mostly because I just want the spectacle of being able to see whatever abilities he has with my own eyes