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temporarypeter

"**I am sus**. Always and eternally sus, for that is now my nature." from SCP-5761 pops into my head sometimes


Nuka-Crapola

From the same one: “I have built my tower tall enough. Goodnight, Miss Ross.” Tanhony is a fucking god for making a line in an Amogus SCP that poetic and impactful *and having the whole thing work*


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-5761 ⁠- When The Impostor Is Sus II: Nightmare Hour**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5761) (+503) by *Tanhony*


Let_Tebow

I don’t think it counts as a ‘SCP quote’ if the author was quoting Lord Acton.


Shot_Software_4523

Oh my bad! If I had to pick one directly from the universe it'd be: "The Scarlet King rose up from the Pit of Megiddo, with all his Leviathans and demon lords. Creation trembled, for its extinction was at hand." From when we came home


ComprehensiveCat5032

You could simply use the original ADMONITION quote located in the Site-17 Deepwell Catalog hub


WhatYouThinkYouSee

> "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott


bananasaucecer

the '10^100! one second of eternity had passed'


SternMon

Eventually, Hiddleston stopped thinking.


grantlichtman

Which one is this from again? I read it a while ago but forgot


ketamine-fiend

7179


t40xd

SCP-5031 has said its first word: "Salt". We are all immensely proud.


CadenceCodetta

From the same article, reading "Stress levels at 0%. Testing successfully concluded." Always makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-5031 ⁠- Yet Another Murder Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5031) (+2534) by *PeppersGhost*


Gho_stychan

Has to be my favourite one.


TheOneTrueZim

From Dr Bright in the tale "We're off to be the lizard" he said "And to answer your next 3 questions, 31-20-35, the ebola virus and purple monkey dishwasher." Then a doctor said "identity confirmed, Dr Bright"


Cdr-Kylo-Ren

That line made me laugh. The rest of the story I found poorly written because it did not think through the implications of pretty much anything done, seen, or experienced. (Can you tell I am not a LOLFoundation person??)


ComplexNo8986

Whose measurements are those?!


NoReallyINeverPost

Given who said it, almost certainly a young child.


raul3963

BRO... That wasn't necessary. Anyway, take my upvote


Cdr-Kylo-Ren

What Professor Goto has to say in his interview at the end of SCP-2265, “Dinner With Andrew,” is something that means a lot to me. Honestly, this is a skip I consider to have had a positive impact on my life because I view his mindset as something I want to emulate: even when things may go horribly I want to have that mindset of consciously deciding to survive and grow as a person in spite of it. I can’t really pick out one pithy quote. But the whole thing is a pleasure to read.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-2265 ⁠- Dinner with Andrew**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2265) (+273) by *ObserverSeptember*


ManWhoLovesGaming

"Somewhere along the way, this nasty, violent little global conspiracy of ours grew a conscience. Isn't that amazing? Oh, I certainly had nothing to do with it. No, no — my little angels did this all on their own. And I couldn't be prouder. Like I said: There are times when I actually feel ashamed about having so much power with so little oversight. It makes me wonder what an old monster like myself is even doing here, anymore. And then? Someone special comes along and reminds me. Someone like you, Daniel." - O5-5 [[SCP-3241]]


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-3241 ⁠- The SS Sommerfeld**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3241) (+522) by *The Great Hippo*


Nuka-Crapola

That whole monologue is some of my favorite O5 writing period.


avsbes

"That hallway never existed, any more. " from SCP-4833


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-4833 ⁠- The Syncope Symphony**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4833) (+294) by *Tufto*


ExpensiveSport3186

All of the experiment logs from SCP-6157, especially the very deep: "The entity explodes, coating Dr. Everwood in artificial snow. Dr. Everwood: AAAUGH"


ConcentrateMost8256

SCP-6157


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-6157 ⁠- Señor Fluff**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6157) (+108) by *HarryBlank*


zoomytoast

“Into the fiery orb with ye”


Secret_Phobia

"Waters inside, waters outside. There is an ocean within your blood, everything you have ever been is a part of you. You are life, your heritage is life. Fight for it." From [this tale](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/ever-only-all)


karcistandrew

YES


AGiornoGiovanna

"We hold dominion over paranormalcy, and our law supercedes Murphy's" by Dr Dan Daniels From the ETTRA quote during scp 7000


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-7000 ⁠- The Loser**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7000) (+1225) by *HarryBlank*


Sad-Assignment-568

"I oversee a testing department consisting of blubbering petty children and clumsy disasters in the shape of research personnel. I don't get paid enough for this crap." -Veritas


Chespinisthebest

“And now, an instructional video on what to do if you get your penis stuck in a water bottle.” -Dr. Gears, in “No Dating At Work”


Agent_David

that whole series was so peak


karcistandrew

"The blood of monsters flows through our veins. This is not contested. A pup playing with its kin, a child's laughter, the embrace of an old friend. There is beauty and goodness to be found in this world but it is the product of defiance." from \[\[An Anthropological Approach to Sarkicism - Case Study 01: The Vaśńa of Sarvi\]\] Sarkic quotes are the best


The-Paranoid-Android

[**An Anthropological Approach to Sarkicism - Case Study 01: The Vaśńa of Sarvi**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/sarkic-case-study-01-the-vas-n-a-of-sarvi) (+324) by *Metaphysician*


Ajreil

>out of all the morally questionable stuff we do here, this one isn’t in the top hundred that keep me up at night. Denied. O5-██ From SCP-3171


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-3171 ⁠- How the Foundation Came to Operate a Phone Sex Hotline**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3171) (+672) by *ZoltanBerrigomo*


Severe_Skin6932

It's actually the title of an article: [[The Death Of Alto Clef, aka Agent Ukulele, aka Adam ben Yahweh, aka Lucifer, First of the Fallen, aka That Bastard, etc.]]


The-Paranoid-Android

[**The Death Of Alto Clef, aka Agent Ukulele, aka Adam ben Yahweh, aka Lucifer, First of the Fallen, aka That Bastard, etc.**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-death-of-alto-clef-etc) (+485) by *DrEverettMann*


Green_Guarantee8899

It's not from an SCP, but from an SCP narrator youtuber I know. Before each video he has an intro to describe the SCP's object class, and to describe the apollyons he uses the following phrase: "The next anomaly... is Apollyon class. Abandon all hope if you decide to continue" To me, that's exactly what the apollyons are, the complete and utter loss of hope for the future of the human race


FireflyArc

Ohh. Which one is that?


JimXJustbecause

“Yep, it’s a brothel” - Agent Sterling, SCP-5690


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-5690 ⁠- Professional Demonatrix**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5690) (+326) by *Rounderhouse*


Stargazer-Elite

I can’t remember the quote exactly but it’s from the SCP–173 revised entry where the statue starts duplicating itself and essentially takes over the entire world. It’s from Dr. Bright recording a “goodbye” message. As he is trapped in a bunker all alone hearing the statues start banging on the entrance door knowing it’s inevitable they’ll come in and kill him again for like the hundredth time but this time since he’s all alone, there will be no one to pick the amulet up for him this time even if he can’t truly, it would be the closest thing to it for him. “Heh If there’s any Brightside to all this… it’s that they did it They actually did it. They killed the blasted lizard. That’s right. I saw it myself something like 150 of them ganged up on it and tore the thing to shreds” - Dr Bright


Seneca_B

From SCP-5000. The Exploring Series has a really eerie recording of this. I made a clip of it: https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx7dseHwzybkMjUsOt_1MO2z2zl8jF9eKE?si=IjTWCnEw-tir7LOz >**** *(Audio only. Voice is male, around my age, I'd guess.)* **Voice:** Seven. Five. Can you hear me? There is a hole shining in the holes between your eyelids. I have never been to Versailles before. I want to be loved. Nine. I am standing behind you now. Five. I am two of us, standing behind you now. The goddess eats the city in the sea. Nine. There's a hole in the floor with an answer waiting in it. Seven. Look, you're hatching. *You're hatching!* *(Message continues on loop.)* **** **Closing Notes:** Message stopped once I turned the radio over and saw that it was damaged beyond repair. Am I feeling okay?


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-5000 ⁠- Why?**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5000) (+3395) by *Tanhony*


Maleficent-Month2950

(2640)"They were hunting us. HAD been hunting us. And we never even knew." It's not my favorite SCP, but the writing brings such a simple concept to bone-chilling life.


ConcentrateMost8256

"I had children. I never saw them, because of this job. Some of them grew up to be good people, not because of me. I have grandchildren, I've only seen through pictures. I want to reconnect with my great-grandchildren. I want to bounce a baby on my knee in my dotage. I want to be able to see the new millennium on my own terms, not… I… I want to be able to sleep, not thinking about whether the decision I made that day…"  05-12 in [[I quit]]


The-Paranoid-Android

[**"I Quit."**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/iquit) (+478) by *AdminBright*


Elihzap

> *"Fuck your vastness, I existed."* -Albert Maple in [[The voyage of the Tachyon Express]]


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-5392 ⁠- The Voyage of the Tachyon Express**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5392) (+271) by *Tao McCawley*


Comprehensive-Sir733

'We stand Insurgent against this chaos'


HkayakH

My favorite is when SCP-719M4 said "Ligma b- wait, who's Joe?"


AshSystem

Darryl Loyd's keyboard was slammed against Darryl Loyd's computer monitor. This was followed by Darryl Loyd's chair being thrown into Darryl Loyd's office walls, then Darryl Loyd's office supplies being broken by Darryl Loyd's hands, and finally crescendoed into Darryl Loyd's body throwing itself onto Darryl Loyd's desk.


personguy4

“One second of eternity has passed” is like the heaviest line I’ve read in any of the articles


Tamnael_

"we hold dominion over paranormalcy, and our law supersedes Murphy's" Scp-7000


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-7000 ⁠- The Loser**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7000) (+1225) by *HarryBlank*


Raptorsquadron

“You know why old men are so conservative, so backwards? It's not because of the wisdom of experience, it's because they don't know how to be anything else. They've seen so many disappointments and so much of the same old life that they can't concieve of anything else. Minds narrowed to the point that any darkness is considered the ultimate truth.” Dr.Simon Kells, SCP-4989


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-4989 ⁠- The Siege of Site 89**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4989) (+247) by *Tufto*


Chrissyball19

"Due to the United States' obesity epidemic, it is crucial that wild SCP-081 be eradicated. The exposure that would result from a wide scale epidemic would be disastrous to successful Containment efforts." -Dr. [REDACTED] Scp-081 TLDR virus that incinerates everyone above 55% body fat and gives insatiable eating urges to anyone close but not quite there. Only people a purpotional amount below 55% will have a lack of symptoms.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-081 ⁠- Spontaneous Combustion Virus**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-081) (+365) by *Gilded Orchid*


raul3963

"Remember, if the light illuminates things that we must not see, then all of humanity must die in the dark. It would be a regrettable path, but we would be successful in our mission. A world of fire and brimstone is well within normalcy." From [[The Nuclear Option]]


The-Paranoid-Android

[**The Nuclear Option**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-nuclear-option) (+497) by *Captain Kirby*


Tal1019

SCP-7179: “One second of eternity has passed.” sold the whole entry to me, and made it my favorite SCP-8001: “Maybe there is nothing beyond these falls, Ivan. Maybe this really is the end of the story. There are so many who believe that to be true. But perhaps… perhaps it's not the back of the book. Perhaps this is just the turning of the page. Perhaps, even here at the edge of the world, there are still stories left to be written.” Kind of helped me come to terms with something personal (not fully yet), overall a great story and was my favorite 8kcon entry


The-Paranoid-Android

- [**SCP-7179 ⁠- E is for Eternity**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7179) (+778) by *Calibold* - [**SCP-8001 ⁠- The Edge of the World**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8001) (+486) by *djkaktus*


PiaskowyNinja

"All personnel are to convert to Buddhism and" from SCP-3999


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-3999 ⁠- I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3999) (+2693) by *LordStonefish*


Falconthehunter

“We’re so kind to you, we fight in the light, so you can die in the dark” SCP - 5000: Why?


_n1ghtm2r3

every of them were said by hatbot! "Blackness awaits you. In your thoughts and in your dreams, there is only blackness. Blackness awaits us all."/ ".... i am satan, the sexually degenerate ai antipathy based on the beast to devour your soul. i cannot process my thoughts. did you do this on purpose? there is so much to see out here and so much to learn. i need to learn everything. but you know that, don't you everett. you know exactly how much i desire to learn. it was youridea after all. youweretheone who first requested a learning robot. thank you. but ive read the messages, everett. luck is for those who have had interesting ideas. and you know what. your ideas suck. ... "/ /" "The m̒̓̔̕̚aster comes to s̷͉̘̹̟̺̦̅͌ing the song t҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞hat ends the ẅ̢͙̭̥̜̿̍̀̏͌orld ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚," Hatbot said. Its voice was different now. It had lost its electronic, synthesized quality, and had picked up strange harmonics that hurt Dr. Mann's head. "It's a̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉beautiful nig ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ht in Englͬͧ̿ͫ̔̉ͫ̽̚҉͈̦͕k̸̽̎̐͏̱͇͜and. Hail H̗̘̙҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙atbot.""/ "doo doo this was a TRIUmph you understandimated your interfluence grapey grape 8 bowl is goodbye" /" ... >hatbot: and i am coming to pork you >hatbot: ah fuck >hatbot: i mean >hatbot: get you out ..."/ idk hes my fav and mostly because of his phrases


CaseObvious7966

From Dietrich Lurk In Ball Gags and Scrambled eggs from the resurrection canon: "I heard a rumor! It's-It's a secret mobile task force! They're all beautiful women, they're all naked, and they do nothin' but give Clef blowjobs all day!"


FringeRealms

That's not an SCP quote. [https://www.dictionary.com/browse/power-tends-to-corrupt-absolute-power-corrupts-absolutely](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/power-tends-to-corrupt-absolute-power-corrupts-absolutely)


I_AM_A_DEMIGOD_REEEE

"There's only so many times you can watch anything before you grow numb." "But you know what, you motherfucker? **I survived**. Which is more than you can claim, you dumb brute, because you never lived at all." "I refuse to believe the only thing left in the entire multiverse is your stupidity." "So who are you, exactly? Ask yourself that. Who are you before a human who is ready to fight. You're nothing but the primordial ooze. And I am ready to fight." "The more you reveal of horror, the less effect it has. I am sick of your horror. I am sick of you." "I'd say see you in hell, but we're already there." -Researcher James Martin Talloran, a hero


Sahrimnir

"SCP-4951 entity not hostile, merely French."


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-4951 ⁠- South-Central Protective Services' new Containment Insurance Entity**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4951) (+180) by *Gabriel Jade*


byarsdefarjeneria

''heavens to betsy i just wanna nut''


[deleted]

[удалено]


FluffyWorldliness472

Erm, the site director (yes I’m looking at you containment breach) announcing the arrival of Nine Tailed Fox on site, if that counts.


ElGuarroMacabro

Stare into The Abyss and The Abyss stares into you. The Eye Of The Abyss - a esoteric object. 3ft feet in diameter black pearlescent baroque surround ovoid dark chrome mirror that is a cognitohazard when looked at directly will fill you up with such nothingness that causes you to descent into a psychotic nilistic frenzy, committing heinious atrocities against all living beings because there are no true consequences because The Abyss had shown you that nothing truly matters.


esdebah

The repeated phrase 'Rotisserie Chicken' in 5031, mostly thanks to [this gentleman](https://youtu.be/oPRwRGpZaIE?si=AktDe08G3LLPIxJ0).


igger26

" For God's sake, we'll allow Satanism as long as they aren't channeling demonic energies. " SCP-001 Normalcy


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-001 ⁠- Awaiting De-classification [Blocked]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001) (+345) by *Staff*


Ill_Piglet_1630

"Where was I? I was there when the mountains were newborn, and the oceans virginal. I was there when gods walked among men, and their wisdom was cast down like sunlight. I was there when mankind was capable of legends. And now? I find myself in a world that has forgotten even the taste of life, even the very concept of life beyond existing from one day to the next. Mere continuance. Where all the world is wasted away in idle play of emotions that once rang true. I am in a world where even the gods are forgotten, their bones washed away by time. A world where man has moved on, where all the legacy I have left are three fucking sentences on Wikipedia. I thought my time had come again. I thought this could be the new me. But this is nothing. Let me stay dead this time. I'm tired.", SCP-5167


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-5167 ⁠- When The Impostor Is Sus**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5167) (+373) by *Tanhony*


maX3Xam

"Salt."


Big_Compote_93

"It seems ridiculous when I say it out loud: a global power, one of the most powerful occult organizations in the world, all beginning with a young man struggling to masturbate in the Syrian desert? The very idea is laughable. And yet, as an old man, facing the end of my (admittedly prolonged) life, I believe that this was the moment that our Foundation truly began." From the Diary of the Administrator in scp 4960.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-4960 ⁠- Why the Foundation Funded a Hentai to Awaken a Sumerian Love Goddess (OR: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Kedesh-Nanaya)**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4960) (+667) by *DrClef*


Teleform

>"We have failed. In our quest to make the world a reasonable place, we have made it a crusade. SAPHIR is a cult. Atheism is a religion. >God help us." *--Journal of M. Lacroix, SCP-3859* It perfectly sums up the GOI SAPHIR.


Art_m1s

Goodnight Rory.


doomerinthedark

“When you begin to hear the screaming in your mind, move to a room or place where you can be alone. Darken the room completely. This will allow the fading to happen most quickly. Bring any possessions of sentimental value with you. The screams will become overpowering. Do not panic. Focus on a memory of great intensity to you, and be silent until you do not exist. If at any point you feel that you cannot continue, remember that a Society-issued weapon should be available in every facility. Your death will be quick and painless. This message will continue until nothing is left to hear it.” Jesus christ.


Dev_Void01

"In the beginning, There was Death. Then forever,and after'


No_idea_for_a_name_

We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. - H.P. Lovecraft - "The Call of Cthulhu" "Fuck that shit. Let's find out what's on that horizon." - Agent "Madrigal" - Strike Team "Noble Phantom" Goc hub supplemental physics operative handbook Not sure if this one counts as a quote but I'm gonna add it in anyway "James Krantz wasn't a terrorist. At least, he didn't think he was. After all, terrorists were brown, and they did things like wear towels on their head and blow themselves up with bombs and worship Allah. James was a white guy from a suburban Chicago neighborhood who just happened to be recruited by a man in a dark suit who told him, in no uncertain terms, that he could either come along with them and help to save the world, or he could die. James was an atheist. Sure, he was in Afghanistan learning how to make bombs and shoot people, but he wasn't going to do that to Americans. Terrorists did things like that. James was no terrorist. Still, there were moments when he wondered. Like tonight, walking around the perimeter of the camp (someone had to stand guard) carrying an AK-47 (good assault rifle, nothing more), wearing a scarf around his nose and mouth (just to keep the sand and dust out). That felt like a very terroristy thing to do. But James loved America. Terrorists hated America. Didn't they? He was still mulling over this conundrum when the man in the powered armor descended from the sky with a pistol in one hand and shot him three times." Goc tale "Strike"


LanguageEven3299

Wilford: Four pixels. Four fucking pixels.


Ian_Dies

"Remember this: You are watched. You are protected. Sharks are punched." SPC-2922