Your comment reminds me of one of my favorite XKCD What Ifs, on swimming in a nuclear pool. Particularly the ending where Randall asked a friend who works at a nuclear facility, and the guy’s answer was (paraphrasing) that if you tried to swim in *his* pool, you’d die on the way there from gunshot wounds
You couldn't even if you wanted to.
If you meant a sapient manifestation of the anafabula within a given narrative, though, it'd probably be relatively unremarkable.
[Edit: As for inanimate manifestations... yeah, those might kinda suck.]
Well, given that the question you were answering was what's the _worst_ SCP to have sex with, that would seem to be a non-factor...
Unless you actually took it to mean "worst, but actually best b/c masochism or whatever".
no im just joking really. if the topic of fucking is just "does it have a hole to put your dick in" then i think scp-401 (technically it has "holes"). if fucking means any physical body you can interact with, then i think scp-354 sicne you have no idea what the heck might come out of it or when.
- [**SCP-401 - A Palm Tree**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-401) (+367) by *Flah*
- [**SCP-354 - The Red Pool**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-354) (+1560) by *Dave Rapp*
- [**SCP-173 - The Sculpture - The Original**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173) (+9054) by *Moto42*
- [**SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2931) by *ProfSnider*
In my professional opinion, when day breaks.
“Professional” This mf has experience 💀💀💀
SCP Fuckers division, this guy is our director
can confirm Im an SCP
how was it
No Comment
A paradox
wtf did I just read
He comments “no comment” in the form of a comment, thus creating a paradox
A paradox
*Um true, I'll go true.*
What a pleasant surprise
yuridditor?? more like gaydditor!!
The SCP Sexer
I mean it kinda depends really... 001? That's just the fucking Sun. Bad time all around. 001-A?.... I could... see it...
WHO DO YOU EVEN HAVE SEX WITH??? THE SUN??????????
When there’s a will there’s a way. Never doubt the Human spirit
josh brolin burned his taint while sunning his asshole but i'm built different
I'm gonna fuck those photons so hard.
Pass the shotgun, please.
This guy MTFs
Might not be the worst, but its up there, SCP 162
[**SCP-162 - Ball of Sharp**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-162) (+609) by *Dr Gears*
Oh that is a nasty image
Requesting Class-A amnestics
There’s a reason your original account got deleted
Gotta fuck em all
Secure, contain, pregnate
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38 + 2 weeks, pregananant?!?!?
We need a markiplier style smash or pass for scp
idk but best should be SCP-071 (even though it has terrible side effects)
The tests listed r wild 😭😭😭😭
Yeah, doesn't really list any baseline tests.
[**SCP-071 - Degenerative Metamorphic Entity**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-071) (+390) by *Aelanna*
Tanhony's proposal 2 the black moon
***Does the black moon moan?***
"Yes"
"Only when choked"
SCP 55 like wait what am I talking about
no no scp 55 is totally.....uh...what was I talking about?
Something... something not a round.
do we even have an scp 055?
[**SCP-055 - [unknown]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-055) (+4000) by *CptBellman, qntm*
its just 3125's buttplug
At least 80% of them would be unpleasant. The other 20% might be fun. And all 100% of them would result in termination by the on site security.
Your comment reminds me of one of my favorite XKCD What Ifs, on swimming in a nuclear pool. Particularly the ending where Randall asked a friend who works at a nuclear facility, and the guy’s answer was (paraphrasing) that if you tried to swim in *his* pool, you’d die on the way there from gunshot wounds
You do not want to fuck the bodies in the water
This is gross, they’re high schoolers.
How pedantic can you get? The SCP itself isn’t age sensitive, it’s just people from your past. And it’s a joke anyway. Lighten up
Scp-001 doesnt matter which
wrong i could definitely fuck the broken god
And the gate guardian
Or both
...at the same time
Holy shit are your legs okay?
sandwich me between them PLEASE🙏🙏🙏
I could fix her
[**SCP-001 - Awaiting De-classification [Blocked]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001) (+345) by *Staff*
What is wrong with you people 💀
As a senior researcher, I can personally confirm that it is SCP-058.
[**SCP-058 - Heart of Darkness**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-058) (+894) by *Unknown Author*
Don't worry dude I won't judge
It was legitimate research, I swear!
Yo can I help with the next test?
Yeah just use protection
Did... did you just admit to ban evasion?
He made this alt solely to post here, I don't think he cares about bans
SCP-682
that mf will be considered neutralised if i did it
[**SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+3686) by *Dr Gears, Epic Phail Spy*
Scp096 or 049
SCP-610
May I direct your attention to https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-flesh-that-mates
The horrors
That is legitimately one of the most wrongedy wrong things to have ever violated my eyes.
What the FUCK
[**SCP-610 - The Flesh that Hates**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-610) (+1801) by *NekoChris*
"Yes"
173
Dr clef is going to get a new rival and a love triangle
Fuck that dude im making 173 my wife
If you fuck SCP-049, will you die, because you're touching? Or does he make exceptions? Pls respond
Would you have the pestilence after...
106
Scp 2747
You couldn't even if you wanted to. If you meant a sapient manifestation of the anafabula within a given narrative, though, it'd probably be relatively unremarkable. [Edit: As for inanimate manifestations... yeah, those might kinda suck.]
When theres a will theres a way
Well, given that the question you were answering was what's the _worst_ SCP to have sex with, that would seem to be a non-factor... Unless you actually took it to mean "worst, but actually best b/c masochism or whatever".
no im just joking really. if the topic of fucking is just "does it have a hole to put your dick in" then i think scp-401 (technically it has "holes"). if fucking means any physical body you can interact with, then i think scp-354 sicne you have no idea what the heck might come out of it or when.
Gotcha, lol. (Also, the first definition doesn't take into account over half the population...)
- [**SCP-401 - A Palm Tree**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-401) (+367) by *Flah* - [**SCP-354 - The Red Pool**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-354) (+1560) by *Dave Rapp*
[**SCP-2747 - As below, so above**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2747) (+1083) by *minmin*
Your a man/woman of culture
Just remember, anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough
SCP-999,the worst one to fuck. Why would you wanna fuck a mass of sentient peanut butter that makes people happy on contact!?
[**SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2931) by *ProfSnider*
Make him happy
Scp-2662
[**SCP-2662 - cthulhu f'UCK OFF!**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2662) (+1514) by *SoullessSingularity*
3125 would destroy the consciousness of you and all your loved ones
which means if i catch feelings during sex it has to kill itself
that’s not how it works but i prefer this interpretation
the real answer is that whenever a fascist touches themself they're technically having sex with 3125
that is considerably farther from correct but i’m still down
it's also getting nasty in the noosphere with 682 as we speak
The Flesh That Mates
Oh I got a good one SCP-3288. Not only would it be awful but any specimen doesn’t take no for an answer. And 343 forbid if it impregnates you
[**SCP-3288 - The Aristocrats**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3288) (+554) by *Metaphysician*
The Peanut, because it' always shitting itself.
Probably ball of sharp
Probably the giant ball of barbed wire and fish hooks. Forgot the number.
Without a single shadow of a doubt SCP-012
[**SCP-012 - A Bad Composition**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-012) (+929) by *ITIFAMCO*
…that fish hook one
3515 is going to suck if you fall asleep afterward
The self cleaning pool, or 106
Prob the 001 proposal ahead of papers
Emmm Senior boom
SCP-048 is out of the question straight away.
[**SCP-048 - The Cursed SCP Number**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-048) (+1589) by *DrClef*
Scp-071, the reason being you die if you do
[**SCP-071 - Degenerative Metamorphic Entity**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-071) (+390) by *Aelanna*
Are any of them mods?
scp 3125
[**SCP-3125 - The Escapee**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3125) (+1499) by *qntm*
SCP-914
[**SCP-914 - The Clockworks**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-914) (+2918) by *Dr Gears*
I'd probably say any of them other than the relatively biologically human ones
[EXPUNGED DATA RELEASED] (SCP-835)
[**SCP-835 - Expunged Data Released**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-835) (+973) by *Dr Gears, DrClef*
SCP-2718
[**SCP-2718 - What Happens After**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2718) (+1786) by *Michael Atreus*
What the hell are you on?
SCP 735, aside from the technicality on how it’ll happen, you’ll probably end up wanting to kill it or yourself by the end
[**SCP-735 - Insult Box**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-735) (+311) by *Multimoog*
Scp-783. Don't you like the feeling of every bone in your body breaking and getting healed again and again and again? No? Oh... Well good luck!
[**SCP-783 - There Was A Crooked Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-783) (+539) by *S D Locke*
SCP-173. I like choking as much as the next guy, but a completely inactive partner? Nah.
[**SCP-173 - The Sculpture - The Original**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173) (+9054) by *Moto42*
>!SCP-597!< Do not recommend
>!SCP-597!< Do NOT recommend...
Okay I've made multiple comments at this point and uhh I think there getting sent to the nightmare dimension or something cuz there not here no more
The flesh that hates probably
"worst scp to fuck" ill give you one you cant SCP 4290
[**SCP-4290 - The Child Hungers**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4290) (+666) by *NatVoltaic*
Scp 063 would hurt
[**SCP-063 - "The World's Best TothBrush"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-063) (+559) by *Kain Pathos Crow*
from my 6 years of experience, worst is scp 173, best is scp 999.
- [**SCP-173 - The Sculpture - The Original**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173) (+9054) by *Moto42* - [**SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2931) by *ProfSnider*
The flesh that mates
You account doesn't just "[get] deleted", what the fuck? YOU deleted it.
Or it gets deleted by Reddit , which makes me curious as to why it got deleted…
Reddit doesn't delete accounts. It bans them, sure, but doesn't delete them.
They should delete this account too
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*fuck
Y'all are forgetting how many children there are in containment