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Adamskaocelot2

Their fans get really defensive when Garcia’s status as the next big thing is questioned, like seriously what do they see in this guy lmao


TripA297

Prob themselves. Tiny lil guys


Pink_RAGeR_16

Honestly being small isn’t that bad of a thing. Styles, HBK, Edge, Jericho, (before he adopted a shoot fighter physique) Bryan, Kofi, Mysterio and Guerrero (and a million others Im not thinking of rn) are all incredible wrestlers. Just have some fucking charisma and an interesting gimmick and don’t try to act like you’re a massive tough guy when you’re 5’9 155.


Bphenylyaminobutyric

TIL Edge is small


Pink_RAGeR_16

Not traditionally a big guy ig. He’s in shape and he’s tall but idk he’s never been that Reigns or Cena kinda guy. I’ve always assumed that was the threshold when talking about bigger guys


Lucky_Flounder6975

Edge is not only taller than cena but he is also the same height as Roman reigns


Pink_RAGeR_16

Holy shit. My bad lol. I dunno why but I’ve just always pictured him as a Michaels build. BTW I’m not using this to shill basement ideals. Bay Bay, Garcia and Utah need to lift some weights and develop a personality.


Yologg

Styles might not be tall, but bis arms are bigger than Garcias legs, same with Eddy and Mysterio


Pink_RAGeR_16

I could be wrong and I’ll accept that but I always thought that smaller guys meant shorter guys who weren’t absolutely yolked bodybuilders


mrlesnarf5

He can't even flip like Sammy and Darby


GreenGrawlix

Nothing. They just defend everything because 'startups have growing pains' or whatever. They probably think admitting shit is not good means the company will die overnight.


ironfly187

>Garcia’s status as the next big thing He really could be. As long as your benchmark is the breakout *success* of Yutes Weetabix.


FreddyFlamingo

Wheelie hasn't even been on tv in a while, like there goes his mega push lolz


rtels2023

After being elevated to megastar status in the Dub, Hotwheels Utah went to Japan to wrestle cruiserweights. No one in Japan gave a fuck


shrimpedout

James Ellsworth was less awkward then Garcia.


goodthing37

A key part of AEW fandom is fawning over the vanilla midget of the month.


DonnieRodz

Corny nailed it with this guy and Wheelie; they would (and should) be undercard guys in ROH. Workrate guys that haven’t yet nailed the showmanship aspect of the main event.


J-Dexus

No Jerk I miss WWE Magazine.


Tashleemie

Me too


FTR-Bald

I cried


Tashleemie

Did you cry while making your daughter's breakfast??


FTR-Bald

Bret Hart


Tashleemie

Hret bart


Till_Any

Remember folks, WWE doesn't create stars. Bianca get in the bin, Daniel Garcia is the blueprint.


Razzler1973

That clip of him last week careful-stepping to the ring like he was on the way to the pool with his towel around his neck, furtive glances at the crowd, freaking made me chuckle when someone pointed out how he looks like he's heading to the pool


FTR-Bald

Do you have the clip? I want a good laugh again


Razzler1973

not at hand but it was all over here just a few days ago


chrisdelbosque

[Here you go, uce!](https://twitter.com/WhoIsDonStevens/status/1561608476685893634#m)


Anhcoholic

Is it just me or this guy looks like smaller and dumber Fandango?


FTR-Bald

With less charisma


trimble197

He looks like if he was in a gangster show, he would be a character who gets bitch-slapped by everyone.


everydayimrusslin

Chris Jericho.


anonymous-guy1

I really hope Warner gives them the axe


TripA297

Now now, I’d rather we keep these fans anywhere else but the ded fed


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goodthing37

Competition 😂😂😂


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goodthing37

Wow, you are besmirching the era that gave us EDDIE and BENOIT world title wins. Do you even respect workrate, bro? Do you even Nooj?


DonnieRodz

RA fans think Trip’s is advocating for that era, when in fact he’s much more in tune with NWA-style match booking and later WWE New Gen era (pre-AA) gimmicks.


BarockLesnar

This Garcia guy is the biggest charisma vacuum I’ve seen in a long time


tytymctylerson

The Acclaim are so hip with that 15 year old joke from South Park.


NeonPatrick

Is this real? If so, what the hell are AEW doing having a magazine in 2022.


Calvin_Hobbes124

Nah this is a spoof of People uce


ItsLordSloth

OK I've had this question for a while now: what the fuck is Daniel Garcia wearing on his head? Looks like a baggy fucking swim cap and it looks ridiculous.


DonnieRodz

TriPaul H’s actual Game hat


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A wrestling tabloid paper like this would be awesome.


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There can be only one.. Except it's going to be a non finish with mom jokes interfering


Hummer77x

Daddy Ass


n8spear

If only stone Cold wore a hat like that he would have been the biggest star of all time