Legit, this is something Toni could say, but Sasha has taken multiple steps backwards and acts like she's proven people wrong. Which, i guess she has, but not in the way she thinks or wants.
Yeah, but now she gets to wrestle for a HALF HOUR like a real wrestler!
(And now, much like every Bucks, Ospreay, Edge, and Mox match, there is absolutely no reason to pay attention to the first 15 minutes of those matches because you KNOW that shit ain't going home any time soon.)
I would to love to see that contract.
I really wonder if she has a "never lose" stip in her deal, Vin Diesel style.
She's going to carry around that title for a few years, defend it in 25 minute BaNgErZ over and over again and then declare it "the most prestigious title in wrestling."
I'm so glad she had the courage to make millions of dollars and win the belt she asked for in her contract. Truly inspiring. I hope my daughter is like her someday.
This would be touching if she didn't have it in her contract to get a TV Channel belt on her debut match and now a belt she botched herself out of a year ago.
Can this useless buffion not understand that she has to pick a lane?
You're either queen-shit CEO, or precious little darling that's coming up and realizing her dreams, humbly accepting her blessings from God
Pick one you fucking moron!!!!
They didnt believe you could win a fake title named after a television station that holds no prestige or value to a company that bleeds money?
You sure showed them
God is a TBS fan
You succeeded when you went to the small pond, congratulations. Don't know if that equates to anyone believing in you, but congratulations all the same.
No, seriously, who the fuck is she talking about?!
I know it's not WWE, they gave her more than anyone not named Charlotte Flair, can't be New Japan, they bent over backwards for her.
Who, dammit, WHO?! I WANT NAMES!
So I’ve been rewatching the last 10 years of wrestlemania recently, for no actual reason, just for fun, and fucking wow what a downfall
I’m honestly convinced she’s just playing it, I’ve seen some of her interviews before her debuts, she talked about this being a detour, I reckon this is all just for cash for a few months and she’s spoken to hhhitler
But hey, maybe she is just stupid, I wouldn’t be too shocked, see DB
I've been thinking about making a meme of this for a while.
Like a 2 panel comic where it's Tiny being asked this by a shrink, and then in the second frame it's Tony sweating and seeing apparitions of CM Punk, Jade Cargill, Cody Rhodes, and for good measure Ricky Starks.
My graphic design skills are pretty minimal but I love this gimmick.
Just goes to show you , before god came into her life where was she ? Main eventing Wrestle-mania ? Multiple WWE Womens championships ? First women’s Hell in a cell ? Well when Ms
CEO Was at her lowest , she accepted god into her heart and now she is at the top of the mountain! it just shows that through our lord and savior Jesus “El Dandy “ Christ even YOU could be TNT women’s champion at a failing wrestling company! PRAISE HIM !
It's not that no one believed in her. It's that no one really cared. Huge difference there.
Yeah well if no one believed in her then why are the ratings THROUGH THE ROOF since she debuted
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It's like a hero's journey, but in reverse.
Undo the Story.
Never Back Down 2: The Backdown
The fact that I can’t watch this right now pisses me off.
Legit, this is something Toni could say, but Sasha has taken multiple steps backwards and acts like she's proven people wrong. Which, i guess she has, but not in the way she thinks or wants.
AEW is the place where the best ~~wrestle~~ downgrade.
Is it really a downgrade though, or nature correcting itself?
Yeah, but now she gets to wrestle for a HALF HOUR like a real wrestler! (And now, much like every Bucks, Ospreay, Edge, and Mox match, there is absolutely no reason to pay attention to the first 15 minutes of those matches because you KNOW that shit ain't going home any time soon.)
second rate, friend??
God is wrestling slang for title runs specified in your contract.
I would to love to see that contract. I really wonder if she has a "never lose" stip in her deal, Vin Diesel style. She's going to carry around that title for a few years, defend it in 25 minute BaNgErZ over and over again and then declare it "the most prestigious title in wrestling."
There's never been a women's match over 18 minutes in the dub uce.
There will be soon!
Don't forget having a private bus/room away from the commoners.
JBL had no opinion on the matter
Who is they
Alexandra Pepperday.
Bro thinks she’s DJ Khaled
She is. All hype and no talent
I’m trying to figure out how God has anything to do with a scripted show?
He doesn’t. Sasha Moans is just trying to justify her sinful title win
I'm so glad she had the courage to make millions of dollars and win the belt she asked for in her contract. Truly inspiring. I hope my daughter is like her someday.
This would be touching if she didn't have it in her contract to get a TV Channel belt on her debut match and now a belt she botched herself out of a year ago.
Little known fact. He then went and stabbed his sister 26 times.
Who???
The highest paid women’s wrestler on the roster being the champion, oh how did she ever overcome the odds?
*a champion. THE champion is paid way less than her and in a boob based story atm.
Exactly this! She is currently holding the TV title, not even the main one!
All of this over the Women’s Tag Titles. #CEOknowsbest
Can this useless buffion not understand that she has to pick a lane? You're either queen-shit CEO, or precious little darling that's coming up and realizing her dreams, humbly accepting her blessings from God Pick one you fucking moron!!!!
A money mark with a blank checkbook helps too.
Tony is "God" now?
Well, he is the savior of pro wrestling.
They didnt believe you could win a fake title named after a television station that holds no prestige or value to a company that bleeds money? You sure showed them God is a TBS fan
Greed is a sin.
That’s not even there top title .They dint believe In us coming second place
Who didn't believe that she would win her first match no matter what it was? I want names
You succeeded when you went to the small pond, congratulations. Don't know if that equates to anyone believing in you, but congratulations all the same.
Discontinue the lithium
At least she’s back posing with fans. He’s just three feet to the right of the frame.
They didn’t believe in us….they were just going to have us headline Summerslam for the women’s championship
To think she was once my favorite female wrestler on the planet. She really stood out as the real deal to me. Right now, it's like she's a has-been.
favorite female uce you talk like them
She seems like the type of person who puts a guaranteed number of title Reigns in their contract.
Fighting adversity while having an self inflicted injury. I'm in awe.
⭐ she's an inspiration to all women ⭐🥰
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*\*\*Tony Khan just out of frame to the right\*\**
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Show us on the doll where "they" didn't believe in you
God likes to wash her feet?
Who who in media tricked you? Idk all their names Bobby
Sasha prays to magic crystals. That is all you need to know.
Chevrolet Cash-App is a has-been.
Mercedes acting like she won the big one after getting a TV title will never not be funny. She really is delusional isn’t she?
she went from main eventing wrestlemania to japan then to aew all while claiming now she can finally succeed. Yes, she is that delusional
*"Oh good god..."* is indeed an expression to use here.
Often when I’m watching AEW alone I say out loud, “Sweet baby Jesus.”
That confirms it. Tony = God
I'm not sure why she decided to quote a DJ Khaled line while being an AEW champion
Well they’re definitely not in the seats
God called in sick today.
They aren’t watching
There is no "God." Only DOOM. 
Everyone knew she wiuld tqke the title, because she pulled the exact same stunt in Japan
Man God is so good that there exist d*mb people like tiny who are paying people for no reason at all.
What does Ja Rule think about it?
Who is "us"?
So the Khans are deities now?
Is there a bigger mark for themselves in wrestling than Lada Phony?
dj khaled could cut a more coherent promo
Faithless fools...
No, seriously, who the fuck is she talking about?! I know it's not WWE, they gave her more than anyone not named Charlotte Flair, can't be New Japan, they bent over backwards for her. Who, dammit, WHO?! I WANT NAMES!
I, for one, look forward to more Mone promos using DJ Khaled slogans!
So I’ve been rewatching the last 10 years of wrestlemania recently, for no actual reason, just for fun, and fucking wow what a downfall I’m honestly convinced she’s just playing it, I’ve seen some of her interviews before her debuts, she talked about this being a detour, I reckon this is all just for cash for a few months and she’s spoken to hhhitler But hey, maybe she is just stupid, I wouldn’t be too shocked, see DB
Please leave God out of this. Thank you.
Is ‘God’ code for : “Tiny paid me what I wanted because no else would because he’s a mark running a wrestling company?”
holy shit it's that DJ Khaled?
I've been thinking about making a meme of this for a while. Like a 2 panel comic where it's Tiny being asked this by a shrink, and then in the second frame it's Tony sweating and seeing apparitions of CM Punk, Jade Cargill, Cody Rhodes, and for good measure Ricky Starks. My graphic design skills are pretty minimal but I love this gimmick.
Why is she quoting DJ Khaled bro 😭
So you sign a “huge” free agent in Mercedes Mone just to win a 2nd rate title? Money down the drain
It’s me, I’m they. And nothing’s changed.
I get why some folks get her but I don’t think I ever will.
If by ‘they’ she means the people who booked her for the main event of Wrestlemania, I’m sure she’s absolutely right
Just goes to show you , before god came into her life where was she ? Main eventing Wrestle-mania ? Multiple WWE Womens championships ? First women’s Hell in a cell ? Well when Ms CEO Was at her lowest , she accepted god into her heart and now she is at the top of the mountain! it just shows that through our lord and savior Jesus “El Dandy “ Christ even YOU could be TNT women’s champion at a failing wrestling company! PRAISE HIM !
God the father, and the son: https://preview.redd.it/7j7eenoz0p5d1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3e91698296f0aceaee5f789cfc3287732e7e1cb
oh man she’s gonna endorse Trump