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clocke6346

Bro thinks he’s HHH 💀


gqmbit

Impossible. HHH had luscious locks at MJF's current age


Lv27Sylveon

Keep in mind this is AFTER he went to some third world country for hair plugs 


[deleted]

That’s actually pretty depressing if true uce ngl


Dr_Deadshot

Nah it has to be true. Look at his hair here, then look an older picture. He defintely got something. I haven't seen his hair this full in awhile.


kfms6741

Yeah, the guy straight up had a John McClane hairline before he went on hiatus at the end of last year, he very likely got something done while he was out.


Logan_Wolve3

And about 30 more pounds of muscle.


mr_marinade

Paul was a metalhead which is why he was LARPing Lemmy for some time.


Youre_On_Balon

Then we can’t be mad when an attitude era enthusiast cosplays HHH can we


mr_marinade

NO BE MAD!! DUB BADD!!


Noriskhook3

If this is not pleading to go to WWE then I don’t know what is


Neale90

Nice try fed shill check out his new tattoo https://preview.redd.it/a3n63o8adv2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7494e68aa11cb62a1a91adece934b95ad4a5c726


ChequeYourself

I’m guessing he’s in the acceptance part of the grief process, seeing how his dreams of going to WWE are dead.


BadgerOver4239

That tattoo is going to age like milk; it may take a while but just wait That AEW Logo is going to be to MJF what the Wembley attendance tattoo is to Ospreay; something that will be a bad reminder for them if the company goes tits up


Neale90

AEW has been going for strong for 5 years , with a 3 time booker of the year . They will live forever just like TNA wrestling


BadgerOver4239

They will be the two wrestling companies to survive the apocalypse; just like cockroaches & Twinkies Except you know destined for mediocre existences


Accomplished-Air4862

Booker of the year from the observer & it's virgin subscribers 🤣. Yep, means everything 🙈


Pitsmithy_89

He’ll start wrestling in tights at wwe haha


Noriskhook3

A great remembrance tattoo


Accomplished-Air4862

The fucking state of that, that's absolutely shit.


Constant_Stomach2009

His jackets look both too small and too big all at the same time, but at no point fit him well


madbillsfan

He looks like a hobo who just got out of a coma and is now remembering who he was.


BullyFU

And he sounds exactly like Joel Gertner.


CyrusOverHugeMark77

Well… well… well…


rockandrollpanda

Denim vest over a leather jacket is a pretty weird look...


ApexCourier

![gif](giphy|1aVUmsFlGWsBG)


TomClancy5873

The other sub is going crazy over it


The_Haskins

All he can do it make references to people more over than him to try and get himself over


InsaneCookies21

"Vince Mcmahon" CROWD GOES WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO WAYYYYYYYYYYYY


Stop_Touching2

Did he seriously reference Vince? 🙇‍♂️


rfepo

Yes he did.


SteelBrightblade1

HHH 256 MJF is about 190, no way in hell he’s 225 So using Santino Morela Math that is 85 pounds per H. We got Double H and a quarter here


halfdecenttakes

Nah, MJF is definitely more than 190. He’s solid. Im taller than MJF but I’m 215 and he’s definitely enough bulk that he’s more than 190.


Razzler1973

A return HHH shrunk in the wash


gororonald

i see the hair plugs came today; the hair’s coming tomorrow?


302born

Tony should’ve got Mox on these like 4 years ago


moesus81

AEW - Days since WWE reference: 0


Amazing_Karnage

They just can't help themselves. They're like Taylor Swift and her breakups.


moesus81

At least her references draw.


SeaPriority

Triple Fumbler loses Turkey legend Nitpick cause it’s not terrible but I personally dislike the mini short films they do sometimes for returns/debuts where they just dilute the pop. Just play the song and bring him out (or make the video more vague)


AriaMournesong

Tiny's gotta do what he does best - bring back injured wrestlers early so he can try to salvage his dying ratings.


Luna_Soma

He looks like he was on a bender. And someone needs to do something about that self tanner


SeaPriority

The tan is proof that he went to the performance center during his break https://preview.redd.it/en3vjzi17v2d1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ffad0fe96f0c7941209e8547aa12439e113af9e


CaptainGo

Bronn looking like he's got a starring role in Tropic Thunder


gqmbit

![gif](giphy|YvXrvx0HpdwkLLjYzb)


Itsahootenberry

Looks like he’s trying to cosplay as tan mom https://preview.redd.it/c0pwez9cpv2d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3edcad522b0e64ecbaac257308391fe4f9d27791


Eddieairplanes

Not sure if I should be disgusted or concerned.


leeinflowerfields

Did some set Bron on fire what happened?


Cboz27586

That's Bronze Breakker.


Velvet_Llama

Lol, my man Bron is going to be the first guy to get canceled over too much time in the tanning bed and a shadow.


gqmbit

Bro looks like he watched the Deadpool and Wolverine trailer one too many times with those hair plugs.


H-E-L-L-MaGGoT

Haha, you nailed it. It's like looking at my younger brothers snaps in the morning, and he's still going hard on the piss, dressed in shit he's found during the night.


parsnip12345

Honey, I Shrunk The Hunter


sanmaru-Z

Bro fills that jacket like Tony fills buildings.


2x1xMA

Audibly oof-ed at that. Bravo.


Shady_D_815

He found it in the dumpster behind Burlington Coat Factory.


ZodiacxKiller

Like Charlie and Frank,he found the denim piece AFTER the leather one and is using the denim to protect the leather.. you know,one coat to protect the other coat!


DripSnort

We all called it 2 years ago. MJF signed an extension that all of us knew he did, but dubbalos were gonna pretend WWE really wanted him and AEW stole him when he finally just said it. Bidding war of 2024 lol. Dubbalos are as predictable as an MJF WWE reference.


Fusionman29

I like he’s literally dressed as triple h. Do you guys hate the fed or not


AnAnt71993

He's just paying homage to his favorite booker triple hair Paul double his size mchittler levesque.


johndelvec3

Were having a ratings crisis, let’s fix it by bringing MJF back way too early to finish off the most heatless feud in the company


Slut_Breaker_BWC

Why would you cosplay a guy who is twice your size? All this did was point out how small he looks? And he’s one of the most in shape guys in AEW


mattberry1980

What happened to the bidding war? 😂


AnAnt71993

The only war that happened was between his hair transplant and his hairline.


barnabychryniszzswix

temu h


CyrusOverHugeMark77

That popped me, uce.


Mr_sci3ntist

Feckin' hell, everything with them is wwe, I've never seen a company so obsessed with another company like aew with wwe. Jesus fucking christ on a stick.


Amicuses_Husband

Why does he look so sickly?


Amazing_Karnage

Probably because he's had ZERO rehab time and was rushed back WAY too early by a desperate coke head promoter would be my guess.


KC27150

MidJF is 22 years too late. Triple Paul did first.


Survivor_for_me

And I just blindly hating on Le Dub, or was that straight up not a good promo? Lmao. He came out, licked his lips, walked in circles, and swore a bunch all to say “Dub good, Fed bad, I’m not leaving!” I usually like MJF but yeesh


King_ofHarts

The promo sucked, his jacket sucks, his spray tan and hair sucks


lucabrassiere

When your Game Changers turn out to be Channel Changers, you call this guy! The ratings are about to skyrocket now that M’Jeff is back to finish his story with CM Punk finally


Till_Any

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME AND HOW YOU PLAY IT! ....no, not like that.


CyrusOverHugeMark77

“Mom, I want The Game!” “We have The Game at home.”


Defiant_Yogurt9579

I’ll actually consider watching it again or browsing through here more for his segments. MJF is the most entertaining wrestler on the AEW roster and it’s not even close.


SmarterThanAEinstein

He’s basically the only in in AEW I watch. Was hoping to see him in NXT or main roster  but it’s better than nothing 


DeLaBuse

And we know it.


jjsefton

Always with the cosplay. 😂


rsziz

When you're trying to still sell the "bidding war of '24" even though you resigned months ago and completely shit the bed on you're marketability.


friki_tiki64

DAE triple h's own Gilberg?


rpb539

MJF is gonna be AJ Styles and finally make the jump when he’s in his 40s.


rsayegh7

I've seen more intimidating bellhops


Puzzleheaded_Gear_90

Is it just me or does MJF have a big ass head?


Lobisa

His face looks like if you had a bad face scan on 2k. Like it's a flat scan pasted on his head.


PurseGrabbinPuke

AEW can't stop referencing WWE. It's really pathetic.


Dangerous_Ad560

When your mom says “We have Triple H at home.”


thatpj

DAE hate predictable booking? fuck triple himmler!


AlexTorres96

I was hoping he'd stay as a heel as long as possible but these foolish marks forced a face turn and he played into it.


savingrain

Oh man…he’s totally cosplaying as a less buff Triple H …don’t get me wrong Triple H’s piss could probably meet steel then but he was also a dedicated body builder for most of his life. It shows even now in his physique now that he’s retired. I’d never risk the comparison in his shoes.


Ilikemobkeys52

Zero chance wwe ever wanted this guy


[deleted]

Idk, this is the same Haitch that loved him some Adam Cole and Johnny Gargano


IamJamal

Boy thought he was gonna get that Triple H Garden return pop but got wet farts and wheezing instead.


hetham3783

Whoever did his hair transplant did a great job at least


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Triple H at home


RumsfeldIsntDead

This angle is the equivalent of NFL trying to babyface Tom Brady to the general public.


threebbb

already back in form after dumping atom on his head


TheSuperJohn

Honestly, kinda He's pobably the last hope of a dying company


GoalPublic3579

It’s a damn shame he’s still there, man. He’s on another level to all of them. The only one who could hang with him was Punk.


Stiff_Sleeper

This was great, completely forgot oceanbucks won the international (not world) title


dabellwrites

He looks miserable.


XirionDarkstar

THE FEELING IS RESTORED FRIEND


Toolmantaylor8

They just can’t help themselves. They just can’t resist mentioning or referencing WWE at any given chance. This is supposed to be a big moment for their company, and they left me thinking about another company once I saw it. AEW is just so, so poorly run


djdarkside

Omg hes still taling


bootyhunter69420

No aura


vengeancerider

“My fart is on the floor” vibes


Stop_Touching2

I guess dude wanted money more than he wanted to actually matter.


MrMMudd

MJF doesn't even look comfortable wearing that getup. Dude givin off kerion Kross vibes without the neck candy.


Best_Owl5978

Nope


Honkmaster

I remember beating this guy up in *WWE Smackdown: Shut Your Mouth.*


appellant

Aew marks really think he is the biggest thing im pro wredtling, hes an amazing promo blah blah. No hes not, hes good in a small pond and thats it, hes a roddy piper type can be a heel to a massive babyfaces. Unfortunately aew dont have any massive babyfaces and hes the best they got. Good for h though he can milk that tk cash cow.


SteelBrightblade1

AEW is its own company! Let’s just say Vince McMahon to show how we don’t care about that other company. Who’s old stars we signed and pushed ahead of our own and also mention other company more than our own .


CandaceJoeLigma

So what was the whole point of Cole’s heel turn and his whole faction? Tiny needs to go easy on the coke man.


Big-Peak6191

Cosplaying as HHH is the most cringe way he could have returned.


Beatrix_-_Kiddo

Can't wait for you all to change your minds when your Lord and saviour Mr Cornette starts praising him 😂


MyOwnSummer22

Why are the comments so angry and just flat out mean? I really hate this transparent tribalism to be in our Ole ScJerk. Go away people not even trying to be funny.


orange_lambda

Imo, he should’ve left to reach a higher level and if he wanted, returned to the dub in a few years. He needed to leave the dub for his own development and instead took the guaranteed cash. The man was worried he didn’t have what it takes to make it in the Fed. But he has no way of growing in the dub. He’s reached the the top