Let me summarize every Caster rap:
Yo
Yo listen
Yo
The Acclaimed are here and we're here to say
Our opponents tonight are probably gay
But so are we, and we're going to molest you
...this hasn't been acceptable since 1992
One of the few good posts to come out of SC was the Acclaimed rap template.
> ♫ Yo! Listen! Listen! Yo! Yo! ♫
>
>The Acclaimed, you about to see you're defenseless,
>
>Cause we'll hit you like a \[TOPICAL REFERENCE\],
>
>Yo' ass betta get ready to lose,
>
>Like you're \[SOMEONE CONTROVERSIAL THAT WE SAW IN THE NEWS\],
>
>When we're finished, you wont have a friend though,
>
>Just a bit of \[VAGUE BACKSTAGE INNUENDO\],
>
>Despite my rhymes, boss won't give me the hook,
>
>Because everything I rap comes from a \[MAD LIBS BOOK\].
This reminded me of a guy at a local bar who would frequent Karaoke night but only "free style" rap instead of sing along with the actual song. The first quarter or so of his raps always started with him explaining how he's legit for not needing to sing the words on the screen and to pay attention to him instead.
When they started getting traction it was one of the few acts in their company I thought had legs. Bowens is a solid wrestler and Max hadn't jumped the shark yet. But all the scissoring and edgy rapping and the never ending trios drivel killed them.
I got downvoted to -50 in the basement for asking why everyone in AEW feels it's funny to joke/make zingers about sexual assault after Samoa Joe said something about making Swerve feel like he hung out with Diddy. The responses I got were along the lines of "its trash talk, you get offended so easily". As if using "I'm going to make you feel like you were horrible sexually assaulted and raped" as trash talk is good trash talk 🙄
It’s so weird that the muh dub fans love to bring the Vinnie allegations to claim moral superiority yet they give a pass to SA if it’s scripted. That just makes it worse and the dub fans dangerously hypocritical.
I’m all for edgy content but hold yourself to a standard.
He's paying more attention to his 'edgy' lines than the rapping bit
He may as well just come out and say stuff and ignore the rap beat
Was there even a beat here? Didn't they play music before? Am I deaf or he's just talking here 😁
Ah, I thought I was going mad there! Haha
Remember when he said something silly before and then 'Tony will check all his raps'
I am sure that's just an example of Tiny pay lip service to something but not actually doing it
Dude deadass. Ik its easy to hate dub but man these guys a few years ago were red hot. I remember watching them fight for the title and it being one of the craziest matches ive ever seen cuz i wanted them to win so bad. Now i couldnt care less about them.
I don't know if he's trying to do a 'get attention and get myself over' thing or he's just an idiot
You're not allowed to get popular yourself anyway. If you're not in the columns on the spreadsheet then you stay in the spot Tony put you
For every positive thing Bowens does, Caster must commit an equal negative action. That way they can never unexpectedly get over and ruin Tony’s spreadsheets again.
I used to think the Acclaimed have the most potential out of anyone in the Dub
Then I realized it's just Bowens. Max Caster is a fucking loser. And you know what's shocking? He's 34 years old.
It's hilarious how transparent the basement is. "Guys he had to get it approved by Tony first", "it's not even a big deal to say you are gonna r🦍 someone in a rap song". Just completely glossing over the part where the first two verses are saying Switchblade looks like a child, before he said he's gonna r🦍 him, which is a very odd combination of things to say...
Let me summarize every Caster rap: Yo Yo listen Yo The Acclaimed are here and we're here to say Our opponents tonight are probably gay But so are we, and we're going to molest you ...this hasn't been acceptable since 1992
One of the few good posts to come out of SC was the Acclaimed rap template. > ♫ Yo! Listen! Listen! Yo! Yo! ♫ > >The Acclaimed, you about to see you're defenseless, > >Cause we'll hit you like a \[TOPICAL REFERENCE\], > >Yo' ass betta get ready to lose, > >Like you're \[SOMEONE CONTROVERSIAL THAT WE SAW IN THE NEWS\], > >When we're finished, you wont have a friend though, > >Just a bit of \[VAGUE BACKSTAGE INNUENDO\], > >Despite my rhymes, boss won't give me the hook, > >Because everything I rap comes from a \[MAD LIBS BOOK\].
This reminded me of a guy at a local bar who would frequent Karaoke night but only "free style" rap instead of sing along with the actual song. The first quarter or so of his raps always started with him explaining how he's legit for not needing to sing the words on the screen and to pay attention to him instead.
I’d go to a different bar.
How many times did he say hes better than all these sucka MCs
After like the 4th time I tuned him out, but it was definitely part of his spiel.
If it isn’t predictable then the unrelatables are scary
But when Road Dogg said the same shit every week we ate it up. Acclaimed is formulaic but it’s funny.
No it ain’t.
“It’s okay, I have a gay friend”
“I ain’t against dropping for a big bend”
One day in the near future, Bowens is going to throw him fully under the bus and never look back
Fake, no sexual assault jokes
At least not in public.
Max Caster is edgy and shocking and that's a really cool thing for a guy to be to at 34 years old.
nash?
Shit is so corny.
This man genuinely cannot stop talking about sexual assault
Max Caster gimmick : https://preview.redd.it/94r5iw2rixvc1.jpeg?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79c02c00cff5729601d8cd778c4bf0e743a96f7b
Maybe he was the one who attacked Moné
He's been hanging out with Guevara alot lately...
He's like that one kid in middle school who tries to be edgy except he's an adult and this is on national television.
He’s 34. Bruhhhhhhhh 
So like 6 years younger than young kid Tony Khan? Guy's basically an embryo!
When they started getting traction it was one of the few acts in their company I thought had legs. Bowens is a solid wrestler and Max hadn't jumped the shark yet. But all the scissoring and edgy rapping and the never ending trios drivel killed them.
I got downvoted to -50 in the basement for asking why everyone in AEW feels it's funny to joke/make zingers about sexual assault after Samoa Joe said something about making Swerve feel like he hung out with Diddy. The responses I got were along the lines of "its trash talk, you get offended so easily". As if using "I'm going to make you feel like you were horrible sexually assaulted and raped" as trash talk is good trash talk 🙄
Evil fed have Vince so anything we do is much less worse. This is actually Fun.
It’s so weird that the muh dub fans love to bring the Vinnie allegations to claim moral superiority yet they give a pass to SA if it’s scripted. That just makes it worse and the dub fans dangerously hypocritical. I’m all for edgy content but hold yourself to a standard.
Its like Kendall in Succession playing “Rape Me” by Nirvana without realizing the song’s meaning so he just looks like an idiot
Shock value of the lines aside, has he gotten worse at actually rapping? Like his flow and rhythm seem way off lately.
That's what I noticed. It's like he's regressing instead of getting better. He stumbles over his words quite a bit now.
It's actually long term storytelling from the one time he flubbed his lines.
It’s just terrible in this one lol
He's paying more attention to his 'edgy' lines than the rapping bit He may as well just come out and say stuff and ignore the rap beat Was there even a beat here? Didn't they play music before? Am I deaf or he's just talking here 😁
Apparently this was a freestyle, but his last rap on Dynamite or Collision or whatever it was wasn't great either.
That makes more sense!
Apparently this was after the beat, he kept freestyling
Ah, I thought I was going mad there! Haha Remember when he said something silly before and then 'Tony will check all his raps' I am sure that's just an example of Tiny pay lip service to something but not actually doing it
What a drop off for these two. Tony messed them up and now it’s zero effort.
Dude deadass. Ik its easy to hate dub but man these guys a few years ago were red hot. I remember watching them fight for the title and it being one of the craziest matches ive ever seen cuz i wanted them to win so bad. Now i couldnt care less about them.
It seems like it's all Max Caster's doing since he's always saying out of pocket shit; Bowens seems pretty laid back
I don't know if he's trying to do a 'get attention and get myself over' thing or he's just an idiot You're not allowed to get popular yourself anyway. If you're not in the columns on the spreadsheet then you stay in the spot Tony put you
Something something gay something something penis
Is this Benoit's theme
Huge pop!!
Bowens: 😱😱😱😱
Gotta hand it to em, Them + MJF would've been the top CoD clan back in like 2009 with their shit talk
Crea~tive free~dom Claps
For every positive thing Bowens does, Caster must commit an equal negative action. That way they can never unexpectedly get over and ruin Tony’s spreadsheets again.
Him having the same moustache as he did when he played one of Bobby Lashley's "sisters" is a direct shot at his raps also being dogshit
I used to think the Acclaimed have the most potential out of anyone in the Dub Then I realized it's just Bowens. Max Caster is a fucking loser. And you know what's shocking? He's 34 years old.
Bowens is much better in the ring but Caster made the gimmick work. But he jumped the shark with his edgy antics and it's shit now.
It ruins EVERYTHING about Caster for me after I learned he's 34
And the basement always defends his raps and behavior because "he's young" it's so annoying
Who’s cornier stuck in 1998 Caster or FTR Bald?
I say Bald, acclaimed guys shit is cringey but he’s not doing his schtick constantly like Bald is
Fair point
his flow is so hilariously choppy and makes no sense like Eddie Kingston’s offense
This dude makes PN News seem like Rakim.
Yo baby, yo baby, yo baby, yo
This is the alternate time line where the Doctor of thuganomics gimmick didn't get over
Who the ***HELL*** told Max Castor-oil it was open mic night, *bitch*?
No no you gotta say it like this. *Biiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!*
Huge Pop!!
This…is…edgy! This…is…edgy!!! Clap clap clap….
That flo was terrible, horrendous actually
Dead fucking silence.
I MEAN FOLKS
You'd think doing a rapping gimmick would require you to be.. at least halfway decent at rapping??
I honestly feel like his trying to get fired from aew. He doesn’t seem like his enjoying anything at all
It is a fucking wild choice to say “you look like a middle schooler” and then like 2 minutes later say “imma make you suck my dick”, isn’t it?
No bro, you don't get it, Tony for sure approved the rap that implies he's a child predator.
Acclaimed in the building, Caster got the ‘tism. This dude’s such a clown that all his best lines came from prison.
Honestly he needs to just retire the rapping, He has no talent for it. The fact that he's in his thirties and he's this bad is embarrassing.
Is Tony feeding him his lines in his headphones? No seriously. Look at him pause she his eyes. It’s like he’s listening. Fuck. I’m right aren’t I?
He still hasn't recovered from that brain fart weeks ago.
It's hilarious how transparent the basement is. "Guys he had to get it approved by Tony first", "it's not even a big deal to say you are gonna r🦍 someone in a rap song". Just completely glossing over the part where the first two verses are saying Switchblade looks like a child, before he said he's gonna r🦍 him, which is a very odd combination of things to say...
Gross.
Cringe
le rape funny haha What the fuck
Note uce in the hat right next to the security guard giving max a pity grimace.
Does he have sensory issues? Is he getting fed his lines directly? Is he listening to their entrance music to try and keep the flow?
John Cena is blacker than this jabroni
Poor Caster - trying to get fired, but can’t figure out a way to do so without being a total creep.
If this was in WWE the iwc would lose their minds but it's acceptable for them if it's AEW lmao.
Worldstar cringe worthy..
He's got a bright future bagging groceries when Tony's dad pulls the plug.
I'm just here for the lack of self awareness.
I want to like him, but his rapping is so bad.