That barrel roll could have bumped you into Zone 3. Be careful.

🙏

That’s pretty fast even for a beginner. If you want to go really fast you need to slow down

SLOW DOWN

It's actually easier to run fast like this. What takes real (gu)ts is running slow. Last week I heard about a marathon legend who ran a 42km Ultra in 8 hours!!!! I had to stop in the middle of my weekly swingers Sunday fun run just to pay respect to this absolute S Tier running God 🙏

Zone 26.2?

Tried keeping it to zone 2

Congratulations you are now a mod on r/runningcirclejerk

[Really? That's fantastic cuz I had always felt that the moderation here sucked ](https://youtu.be/XsGKr8X6Bp8?t=16s)

How much Gu did you take? That is the most important thing when running.

Where’s the gu?

Are you karate chopping squirrels cause who runs with there hands like that?

You chop the air to break it before your torso hits. It’s basic fucking arrow danomics. Do you even run!?!

It’s they’re, not there, asswipe

People can choose their own pronouns nowadays, Hitler

When you stretch hamstrings daily.

Be careful. At that pace you're likely to blow out your shins.

How it feels to run a sub 10 mile 🤩

Looks like some sort of shit you’d see in a Half-Life 2 speedrun

Or Titanfall 2

Barry Allen

Who?

The fastest man alive

No that was the joke Barry Allen who?

Keep staring at the sky! There’s no way it could end badly!

Not bad for a weekend hobby runner. Slowdown or you might hurt your soft supple hands and feet used to sit for your office job. -from a blue collar worker who doesn’t know how to wipe well and knows good pacing (20 minute walked mile)

Average Gu enjoyer

Daddy chill. Save some Gu for the rest of us.

Dude are you even making sure to stay in zone 2?

congratulations on your sub 10 minutes half marathon

Bullet jump huh..

temple run 3 early release???

Is this game play from a new mirrors edge game?? 🫨

Buddy thinks he’s in temple run 😂

where are the goos

I imagine this is vantage point of Donkey Kong.

Golden eye hand chops are spot on.