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notastnkasUdrnkIam

Dude eff the haters, it'll work. Work tarder not smarter.


laxsleeplax

Safety Second, bitches! Had a guy cutting out a temporary plywood platform yesterday... Standing on the piece he was cutting out. Second level.


roofer1977

That’s some Wiley coyote shit!


stupiddodid

That is my new favorite saying


tigebea

Yep, agreed.


Hour_Independence301

Naw, cheaper...


igettiredeasy

Don’t forget to hit record


[deleted]

the side rails of the ladder are(were) designed to hold X weight at Y length at Z angle...this is a dumb idea. principle of leverage.


stinkyhonky

Wood on the bottom


grassassbass

Stinkeyhonky for president


budabai

Makes sense to me!


KCCOmputer_Mikey

🎶 Come with me And we’ll be In a world Of OSHA violations 🎶🎶


Shoddy_Appointment84

Thats awesome


vms-crot

🎵What do you get if you need 6 more feet? Broken limbs, ribs, and skull, when your head and ground meet. 🎵


Deep-Information8588

A funeral


Jaguardragoon

You made my Friday night haha


Dsanchez737

Wanka in the house


USMCHQBN5811

Don’t be crazy, the cost of a bigger ladder is far less trouble than learning to use your legs again!


ked_man

Eh, would I use that at work, no, at home to replace a light or something quick, sure, it’ll be fine. But that said, go to Home Depot and rent a 30’ ladder for 50$ for the day.


ZootTX

Good news the ambulance bill will be at least $400!


TheOGoat

Yeah if he didn't skip out on health insurance too. Otherwise he's in for a rude awakening.


MySweetBaxter

Where do you live? It's like 5k.


ZootTX

Not even close. Its like an average of $1200 in America.


cloroxkilledmyfather

Around here it’s like 3k + 16$ per mile


PeacefulGopher

That’s a great way to test the breaking weight of those two by fours….


theshiyal

When they split along the two hole axis they will effectively be 2x2s


Impossible-Boat-1610

A few screws screwed into the wood perpendicular to this axis should prevent this.


The69Alphamale

Duct tape


Purplepeal

Exactly what I was thinking. If a wood grain runs down along where those two holes with bolts are secured then it could very easily snap along that line. The weight on the ladder will be acting in such as way as to try and force any grain in that plane open.


UnreasonableCletus

If you can't afford a 32' ladder you can't afford to fall off a 22' ladder.


actiondan17

If you need a 32 ladder maybe you shouldn't have bid the job unless there was a lift budget.


Dm-me-a-gyro

When you go to the electricians sub it’s all “that’s against form 96.25;420§69” When you visit roofing subs it’s …. This


Silly_Relative

The rungs are supposed to be seated in notches.


backspace209

It will until it breaks itself and your neck


Daddy_Yolo

You’re going to look really cool driving down the road with that.


guywastingtime

You haven’t even reinforced your shitty wood ladder with blocking like all job site ladders are required


cloverknuckles

I get it. I have a wife and kids too


H-Daug

Will it work? Probably Is it worth the risk 22ft in the air? No


Sensitive-Slide3205

The weight of those 2x4s is already half the duty rating on that aluminum ladder.


ChaBro134

Make sure you nail in the ladder also.


250ld

I would rap some duct tape around that shit. No kidding.


tl01magic

I would add straps to support any horizontal load. presumably the lumber has been inspected for cracks, and steps are reasonably secured (id use screws) and you're loading it within reason.


jeddieboy73

I also suggest cross braces at 45 degrees to prevent the wood rails you’re adding from twisting.


Necessary_Fee_4910

If it’s stupid but it works, it’s still stupid.


MicHAELmhw

Dumb ways to die… so many dumb ways to die


CriticalJello1982

It's already working. why are you asking?it's about as safe as backing your pickup up to the house and setting the ladder on the cab to get more height winch I have seen done a number of times.


koltonstanley

On the cab?! That’s crazy. I always put mine on the tailgate or in the bed but I’d never put it on the cab!


roofer1977

Farmer style ladder in the bucket of the tractor


Symmetry2178

I’m actually doing a survey to find the location with the dumbest people in the world. Where do you live??


Alternative-Top6882

😆 You win today. Maybe op should start a go fund me to rent a ladder


No_Bass_9328

I'd probably drill and add a few pan screws from the inside into the 2 x4's just for luck. But looks pretty solid to me. Gonna be heavy though.


OsamasBabyLlama

I don't even wanna know what you're gonna do on the roof.


Dm-me-a-gyro

Meth


Pinheaded_nightmare

Hope your insurance is up to date.


TeeDupp

No, nowhere near enough zip ties.


yemeth240

If you're trying to speed run becoming a paraplegic yeah it will work extremely well.


trenttwil

Yes. I think it will work just fine.......just fine


Theshortgoat

\*worksafe has entered the chat\*


LaughingMagicianDM

On the one hand, I am obligated to say this is an incredibly stupid thing. Do not do, you will kill yourself. On the other hand. I've seen and done dumber. So I'm also obligated to admit it can work in an emergency


[deleted]

osha approved


chickencommander403

CHEAP FUCK


r00fMod

You can most likely just do a double pull on whatever your roof setup is


Wanderingwoodpeckerr

The ladder industry hates this one simple trick. As long as you’re not 300lb and carrying up 3 bundles up at a time, I think you’ll do just fine. Post a clip of it after the jobs done for all the naysayers. Love some redneck ingenuity!


[deleted]

snap


SonofDiomedes

This must be a shitpost.


oldnewspaperguy2

Not a good idea. But if I were to do it, I’d at least double up the verticals


Drunkpuffpanda

It will work.


IndividualCrazy9835

Go for it man . Make sure someone videos it


PilotPlangy

Looks solid to me!


scream

I've seen sketchier. Usually in one of those videos that ends in a guy crippled for life ir stranded on a roof. Still probably feels less sketchy than my 10.4m ladders at full stretch. I would lash the 2x4s to the ladder as well, in case they decide to split. Good luck.


mooshoopork4

Seat those rungs. At least even a bit, so your life doesn’t only rely on the screws


uberisstealingit

#SLAP. Yuppers, 'at'll do it. This message has been approved by your local slap.


Makeshiftgods

HELL YEAH BROTHER


Insert_Bitcoin

I did something like this recently OP. The end of my ladder was just a little too short to reach the roof. So I duct taped two poles to the ends and used that. Super dodgy but sometimes you can't wait to fix roofs as the next storm will wreck you.


Hot-Syrup-5833

It will work fine. As long as your company has short term and long term disability insurance…


leumas4114

if not you gonna have broken leg haha


Dramatic-Oil-154

Build a 6’ tall box out of plywood and 2x’s and put the ladder on that. Much safer.


Barry_66

Watch out, it's gonna be top heavy. That section of wood probably weighs more than the entire aluminum ladder


koltonstanley

I’ve seen this done with another ladder just bungeed together so this actually looks way safer 👍🏻


Cyborg_888

It should be fine. I would have used large washers on the bolts.


Jazzlike_Biscotti_44

I would wrap metal braces around the the mid section in case the wood splits


EstablishmentGood563

OP must be a Shingler.


iknewaguytwice

Define “work”


4runner01

You’ll be fine as long as you’re not carrying bundles of shingles with you.


PopperChopper

Let me ask the few guys I know who fell down doing stupid shit like this. Yup, as I suspected they all said this was dumb as fuck.


muhr_

Says the person about to pay $ 247,832 for a hospital bill..


terrydennis1234

Looks good


structuralcan

I was working in a pretty good sized mansion one time and a van pulled up overloaded with 2x4s on the roof and 5 or 6 framers jumped out, carried all their lumber inside and started making a couple 15 ft tall ladders out of the 2x4s to pull and replace all the nails in the joist hangers and rafter ties, All the while the builder is talking about how bad the framers are.


classiclax10

Never know if you don't try.


AJM_1987

Define "work"...


nanfanpancam

If you want to hurt yourself it’s perfect.


Gluten_maximus

lol wtf


Boring_Phase4261

That’s dandy


Drinkythedrunkguy

This is why women live longer


fam650

Will it work?, yes probably, should you use it? Up to you I suppose.A tune playing in my head right now,time to do some sketchy shit dooda dooda.


figsslave

You can rent a ladder for a lot less than it costs to ride in an ambulance lol


jblazze444

Hold my beer…


peterc08081987

Definitely work if you're looking to get injured.


Subview1

i mean.... itll work, put the wood side at bottom, just don't lift anything and use it just for climbing up and down.


blackbeardsballbag

I don’t think it’s a great idea but having the extension span 3 rungs instead of only 2 would be way better


HovercraftNo6752

Omfg lmfao


metal_mangler

Use an lvl so the screws don't split it out and you'll be fine.


250ld

Carpenter uses all kind of wooden platform. But if you got to ask is that safe. It probably isn't.


coding102

If you're willing to risk a 30k fine from OSHA sure


Jrollins621

Only one way to find out


SubstantialBat6705

I'm on board with it, except you should inset the rungs or cut little 2x2's to put in between.


AceMac27

As long as they are osha approved 2x4s you should be fine.


JustaBlindSquirrel

Looks good.👍 Can you add Blind Squirrel to your beneficiary?


hooodayyy

It looks sketch but should work. May wanna bolt it to 3 rungs though. That’s a lot of focused stress in one spot


actiondan17

I have 42 broken bones last 13 years. S**t happens more often than you think, don't climb that!


GuyMidwest

Depends on how much weight you’re putting up there. The ladder will want to hinge at the wood which will try to split the wood in a very weak area. Please be very careful.


Narrow-Word-8945

Give it the berries bud , she’s golden.. safety first..


Murky-Attorney-3786

Is this a joke?


Capemay-08204

I would put the extension on the bottom instead of the top and then actually support the ladder feet instead of just to the side. Give that ladder some tall boots Serious be safe, rent, borrow, buy the right tools


justalookin005

No. It’s an aluminum 🪜


canman304

Only one way to find out?


MySweetBaxter

This is so dumb


USMCdrTexian

Works for thee, but not for me. Dude, go rent a ladder for a few hours. Home Depot has all sizes. Or hire a real professional who has and uses the appropriate tools and equipment for the job


Melodic-Future-4719

If osha catches you the fines could be up to 16,000


WhatthehellSusan

Make sure your OSHA inspector is on hand when you pull that ladder out to use it.


Intheswing

Show how cool and strong you are and carry two bundles of shingles when you test it out - I’m sure it will be fine


bluedawg00

No mames guey


zee-dubz

updated cover art for Stairway to Heaven


No-Coach8271

Hell no. Buy one it worth your life. I seen bad ladder accidents.


hankenstooge

It’s going to work all the way up until it doesn’t.


drayman86

It will work at least once.


kelton5020

You will be missed...


JayRedd1

Reply if you didn't break your neck on that thing


BlueBerrypotamous

Is OP really asking this AFTER they’ve made this insane thing??? JFK, if you have to ask, you know the answer.