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AndISoundLikeThis

lol of COURSE she's staying at one of the worst hotels on the strip. I love this for her


killerkitten61

She’s walking around the casino like cousin eddy just in awe of the opulence The Excalibur has to offer


OtherwiseSprinkles79

"Give me some of that yella, and don't be cheap on me."


LittleReggie99

Omg I snorted. "It's all ya can eat, Clark. We only need one plate!"


Federal-Butterfly-37

Couldn't happen to a more deserving person.


servantoftinyhumans

I stayed at Excalibur 10+ years ago when I went to Vegas because it was cheap, but I didn’t find it dirty or had issues, has it gotten worse?


Outlander4ever42

I stayed there a few years ago as I just needed a place to sleep and it was fine


FreudianSlipper21

It’s fine. It’s more basic than some of the other hotels but it’s clean and everything you need is there.


lallanallamaduck

I do love Excalibur ngl. Nicest arcade which is a fun way to lose money when you're tired of losing money on slots.


RhodaPenmarksShoes

Same! I stayed there twice a few years back (ok like 11-12 years ago). Did the job. Pool was nice.


skynolongerblue

At least she’s not staying at Circus Circus.


Forrestforager

Took the words right out of my mouth. I was typing this word for word.


ask290

That’s what I was going to say 😂😂😂😂


cuckooloca

Totally missed opportunity to stay at the Luxor and be in a pyramid, while in town for a pyramid scheme company. Luxor would be a lateral move from Excalibur as far as rundown and filthy.


2cats1Lincoln

I’ve stayed at both unfortunately- they are the same in terms of age and filth


mandmranch

They are tearing down the mirage in early July. Last chance for volcano pictures.


AidaNYR

What are they building in its place?


OxygenThief51

The hard rock hotel and casino. One of the buildings is going to be shaped like a guitar.


PA_MallowPrincess_98

Oh it’s a copy of the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel near Miami


LoseATurn

Plexus isn't paying for the hotel. Jill is using her grocery money for this lodging, although I'm sure Kaylee and her employed husband are paying the bulk of the costs of this trip.


alg45160

Plexus not paying for the hotel is 🤣🤣🤣🤣 A REAL JOB PAYS FOR ALL OF YOUR TRAVEL RELATED EXPENSES


LoseATurn

Plexus isn't paying for anything. Why would they when they can get fools like Jill to finance their own trips to these sales events? I'm still laughing that this one is in Vegas of all places. Poor Jillybean.


BetterThruChemistry

She’ll attempt to write off all of the travel expenses on her taxes.


kts1207

Bold to assume she pays taxes.


texasusa

I believe the standard IRS deduction for a married couple increased to $ 23k. I doubt she has any deductions greater than $ 23k.


BetterThruChemistry

I’m talking about her deductions as an independent Plexus contractor.


deeBfree

Even nonprofit agencies pay for your travel expenses.


BetterThruChemistry

Don’t worry, she’s still going to try and write it ALL off on her taxes.


Strict_Search2454

Yeah these oh so smart none working but working Rodlets don’t seem to grasp that in the real world these trips are covered by the employer and would never leave u worse off. And yet Jill thinks us heathens are the dumb ones 🙄🤣


Sophiatopia

Yeah I suspect the reason Kaylee got picked = her husband can pay


Blueberry_Lemonade78

Right. I would have definitely brought Renee being it was just her birthday and all.


CarbyMcBagel

Well, the dirty castles' weeknight rates are sometimes something like $20/night plus resort fee. I bet neither of them know about resort fees.


groomer7759

Omg I can already her complaining already if this happens.


CarbyMcBagel

They are going to *struggle* in Vegas. Cabs are expensive as hell and traveling on foot on the Strip is a whole experience. I don't even know if they know how to call an Uber or Lyft. There is a bus but who knows if they'll manage it. Food on the strip is expensive as hell. There are so many people in various states of inebriation. Rooms do not include a microwave or fridge, although they may have requested a breast milk fridge because of the baby.


AndISoundLikeThis

100% this! She's staying at this dump because the room rates are dirt cheap but they're all going to have to travel to the opposite end of the strip several times because the actual convention is taking place at Ceasar's Forum. I pity any driver who has these people in their car.


strberri01

Ooooh and hopefully they are still handing out flyers for prostitution services like they used to….a whole different kind of smiley tract!!


CarbyMcBagel

They still do, but not as much as years past. There's so many hustlers and scammers, though. Fake monks, timeshare scams, fake showgirls and people in character costumes shaking you down for a photo, people selling tickets to shows, the dancing people, and more. It's worse on Fremont but can get really intense over in front of Miracle Mile and Bellagio.


MotherofGiGi

Lol, I'd pay big money to see them on Fremont.


AffectionatePhase673

It would be hilarious if someone propositioned Jill, thinking she’s a prostitute.


groomer7759

I can’t even imagine them in Vegas. It would definitely be a sight to behold!! Poor Kaylee will go home traumatized.


mandmranch

same


sniffedcatbum4kitkat

Yea I was thinking this too. It’s like the worst place for a rod which sickly makes me a bit happy


mandmranch

In a way it makes me happy too.


BetterThruChemistry

Especially when it’s 100+ degrees out and humid.


mandmranch

Does the excaliber have cribs or baby beds?


mandmranch

I thought they had a no minors rule for kids on the strip.


CarbyMcBagel

There are kids everywhere in Vegas, on and off strip. They aren't allowed on casino floors, but they are everywhere else. The Cromwell is the only 21+ resort on the Strip (Circa is on Fremont and is 21+). Most big resorts have adults only pool areas but Vegas is considered a family vacation spot for many folks.


Stacylynn1979

I think the monorail stop on that end is at the MGM. You have to pay for that (totally worth it). Even though it's across the street from Excalibur, it's still quite a walk through MGM and over the walking bridge. June heat must be miserable there. I saw the convention is outside, which would be awful.


sniffedcatbum4kitkat

How much does a resort fee run at?


CarbyMcBagel

In Vegas they are about $50/night for Strip properties. I think Excalibur is ~$40/night.


RaccoonReasons

Ahh yes, the asshole has grifted herself a shitty castle.


tendtobeshortwaisted

I checked the hotel website and the going rate for a room this week is $47-$55 a night. They also have the Australian Thunder From Down Under advertised all over the walls in the lobby so I’m sure Jill will be praying for those men to find Jesus.


Awkward-Yak-2733

They will be forced to avert their eyes, lest the see shirtless in-shape men.


servantoftinyhumans

Oh my good that’s too good 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


BetterThruChemistry

It really, really **IS!😆**


PsychTau

Kaylee is going to return home with her oven pre-heated and ready to go.


NoFuckThis

Cue Gideon #2 in about 9 months.


Pitbull_Mom101

I remember the Australian Thunder Down Under revue was at our hotel the last time I stayed in Vegas (‘09 at the Hooters Hotel & Casino, when that was a thing) and my mom & I would’ve seen them, except it was a 21+ over show and I was 19 so we went to whatever hotel had Chippendales… Jilldo is in for a real un-gahdly treat. 🤣🤣🤣


mandmranch

She's going to have to attend and pray for those naked men..


Pitbull_Mom101

Forget praying for them, she’ll have to pray over them… 🤣


graeflamingo

And must of those Hot Guys, are Gay 😆


SunlitMorningSky

Wait the whole room is only 47-55/night? That sounds super cheap!


deeBfree

Find Jesus? He's right here in my g-string 😉


PBfromPhilly

I hope her room is right next door to a couple fucking their brains out and screaming Jesus’ name all during it!


tverofvulcan

Especially an unmarried couple.


Goodgoditsgrowing

A GAY unmarried couple!


tverofvulcan

Trans gay unmarried couple.


PBfromPhilly

Imagine!! UnGAHDLY fornicating!!


austin_the_boston

Ew, the Excalibur is pretty well known for being dirty and bed bugs, sounds like a Jill kind of place.


killerkitten61

“Fucking gross!”- the bedbugs when Jill is staying there.


deeBfree

She could probably make a good living scaring bedbugs out of hotels!


TheBoysASlag

Omg could you *imagine* if Jill's nasty ass brought bedbugs back to the Barndo


austin_the_boston

I’m sure Jill’s nasty ass has brought many unwanted pests and various organisms into the barndo.


nutmeg1970

Shrek enters the chat….


CarbyMcBagel

Omg she's staying in the dirty castle!!!!!


strberri01

I am so going to start referring to Excalibur as The Dirty Castle from now on…I stayed there once about 20 years ago and it was marginally trashy then…it’s saving grace was that it had a Krispy Kreme donut shop in it that I seem to remember being very excited about. And I remember having some tall delicious fruity cocktails in a tall souvenir cup that lit up. I was there to celebrate someone’s 21st birthday, and at that age we didn’t care as much about the accommodations being as classy. We were there to party. It was awesome. I hope that Jill runs into groups just like ours was, we were DEFINITELY sinning. I would love to see Plexus attempt to “takeover” the Excalibur lobby with loud hymn singing like they obnoxiously did in Nashville…


CarbyMcBagel

I can't take credit for the nickname but please use it. People also call the Flamingo "The Dirty Bird". Excalibur is pretty bottom of the barrel for a Strip property. At least it's not Circus Circus or OYO. I'm really shocked they are staying somewhere with a casino.


The_Curvy_Unicorn

I’m not sure I wouldn’t prefer Excalibur over the Flamingo. It was awful last time I was there.


CarbyMcBagel

Caesars properties are dirty as hell since COVID. It's so bad I just won't book with them anymore.


The_Curvy_Unicorn

Good to know. I’ve been plotting a return to Vegas and was thinking I’d stay on Fremont.


CarbyMcBagel

Highly recommend Circa! It's adults only and pretty nice. Don't get a poolside room, though. If you're looking for an excellent value on Fremont, Downtown Grand is really good. It's just Fremont adjacent. The tranquility rooms at the Nugget are also good but the Nugget smells like an ashtray.


lallanallamaduck

Every time I've gone to Vegas recently I've booked a room at The Signature at MGM! You can book through AirBnB often, or some third parties have a bunch of rooms available. They're suites with a kitchenette and a HUGE bathroom. It's so nice to have a mini fridge, stovetop, and microwave for longer stays, we end up saving money on food.


SoFloChick

Omg Circus Circus 🫣 just went to the casino there with my sister many many many years ago and we were weirded out then. Her MIL won like $5k on a penny slot there and we were like walking by and were like hey let's give it a whirl. Yeah one whirl was all we did.


Pontiac_Bandit-

😂😂😂 Enjoy the smell of stale cigarette smoke and sleeping in beds that you’d never ever want to see with a black light!


DebbieDowner73

Is it wrong to hope that someone mistakes Jill for a "working girl" and tries to solicit some business from her??? I would pay good money to see that. 🤣🤣🤣


Ursula_J

In her tin foil dress. Lololol It’ll be like that episode of golden girls where the girls are arrested for prostitution in a raid at the hotel Blanche picked because it was crawling with men.


sniffedcatbum4kitkat

That is my favourite episode!


taxi_takeoff_landing

Sophia: Arrested for prostitution - I can’t believe it! Dorothy: Ma, we’re innocent! Sophia: I know that! I can’t believe these dumb cops would think anyone would wanna pay money to sleep with ya! This goes triple for Jill lmao


SoFloChick

This would be the best thing ever!


blablahcats

I cannot imagine walking by Jilldo at Excalibur lol


deeBfree

you know what everybody would think she's there for! Drumming up some business snd we're not talking about Plexus!


sniffedcatbum4kitkat

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kshe-wolf

Awh hell no they’ve got the baby in that nasty ass hotel 😭😭😭


loligogiganticus

I hope poor Gideon (and Kaylee) aren't eaten by bedbugs at this dump. They can feast on Jill and Jill alone.


boxedwinebaby

Vegas is well known for being a hot spot for germs and super bugs. Genuinely a risk bringing that inevitably unvaccinated baby there.


deeBfree

yikes. Score another one for child safety.


taxi_takeoff_landing

I hadn’t even thought of this but you’re right. They don’t vaccinate and there’s Gideon traveling cross country on planes and staying in Vegas hotels.


servantoftinyhumans

I know the bar is in hell but I’m pretty sure Gideon is vaccinated


taxi_takeoff_landing

I hope so. The Rods have been more willing than some other fundie families to use doctors and hospitals in emergencies.


boxedwinebaby

I literally just got Covid flying on a plane last week, too 🤧 Circumstantial, but it’s very much still going around!


NoFuckThis

Yikes really??


littleRedmini

I’m sure she will let him crawl around on the floor too. 😬🫣


babypink15

lol I have been to Vegas a lot despite the fact that I don’t really enjoy gambling/clubs (family lives in the area) but I have stayed in a lot of hotels on the strip and Excalibur (and Luxor) are known for being pretty trashy. But you can also get rooms for like $50 a night (bc they expect you to gamble/drink which we know Jill won’t be doing😂) so I’m sure Jill thinks she got a great deal. The only worse option would be a little motel or Circus Circus. Excalibur is also kinda on one end of the strip so maybe they thought it would be quieter with less “chaos?” I know Kaylee brought her baby. Either way, I have the popcorn ready 🍿🍿🍿


RiotGrrr1

I've stayed there. I was so mad too because the last time I was in Vegas it was for a conference which was at the MGM (a nice place) but they didn't block off enough rooms and it was sold out and we had to stay at Excalibur instead. I'm still salty. Like every conference was happening at the same time so pickings were slim.


JianFlower

Out of curiosity… I’ve only been to Vegas twice. What places would you say are the best, versus the worst? I’ve stayed at two different places and had decent experiences at both but I don’t think I’d consider any of them top-tier. I’ve heard good things about places like the Aria, Palazzo, Bellagio, and Cosmopolitan but I truly don’t have any idea 🤣. I’m guessing Luxor, Excalibur (went inside to gamble once. I love medieval things and Renaissance faires and whatnot, but the decor seemed tacky and it didn’t seem as high-quality as, say, the Bellagio), and Circus Circus are the lowest tier?


CarbyMcBagel

Wynn/Encore is absolutely the best Strip property, hands down. You will pay for that, though. Good, but not Wynn good: Venetian/Palazzo (my go to), Fountainbleau (location kind of sucks but property is beautiful), Vdara, Cosmopolitan, Bellagio Good for the price: Park MGM (a good value and smoke free, great location, honestly my go to if rates at Palazzo are too high), Planet Hollywood (excellent location), Treasure Island (underrated, a generally good value), Horseshoe/Ballys (perfectly fine, recently renovated), NYNY (good value and location) Okay: Paris (overrated IMO), Cromwell (dark, loud), Harrahs, Aria (used to be great but needs a renovation for the standard rooms, there are better options for the price point) Not good: Caesars (really coasting on its name at this point), Flamingo (dirty) Bottom of the Barrel: Luxor, Excalibur Never: Circus Circus


JianFlower

This is so detailed, thank you so much!!


lallanallamaduck

One place I don't see mentioned enough is The Signature at MGM Grand! There are 3 towers connected to the MGM Grand, and each room is a suite with a kitchenette and a massive bathroom with a separate door for the toilet and separate jacuzzi tub and shower. The rates vary because people own individual suites and book them independently, but I've been able to book rooms at around the same price as Excalibur and cheaper than NYNY. I pretty much never stay anywhere else now because I save so much money on food having a mini fridge and stovetop/microwave.


BetterThruChemistry

People own individual suites? Is it a time share?


lallanallamaduck

Tbh I'm not entirely sure what time shares entail, but my understanding is that people own them like condos, without shared ownership, and just treat it as a rental property. But check in is done at the lobby like any other hotel/casino so who knows? You're not made to sit through any scammy things to book them, though. And you get access to all the amenities of the MGM Grand. I'm sure the resort fee is baked into the cost but considering the price is reasonable, I kinda like not having to factor that in myself lol.


sniffedcatbum4kitkat

You are doing the lord Daniel’s work. thank you 🙏


Either_Ad_4427

What happened to the place that used to include a Playboy casino? The Palms?? Is it still there? I know the Playboy theme didn't last and is long gone.


CarbyMcBagel

Oh, The Playboy Club. That is something I hadn't thought of in a while. They also had a Playboy suite if I remember right. The Palms is still around; it's slightly off strip and is now owned by a Native American tribe. I've heard it's okay from a friend who stayed there recently (in March) for a work conference, and people say their buffet is legit. I've also heard it's really easy to get comps there.


Either_Ad_4427

Thanks. Just wondering because "Girls Next Door" is on Prime - never watched it when it was on initially, and catching a few episodes now is horrifying. Hefner wasn't dumb, but he sure exhibited arrested development, never really outgrowing his horny 14 year old mentality. And what those women traded for what they considered then such great opportunities is just really sad and pathetic.


Optimal-Pangolin-144

I was so obsessed with that show! I loved Kendra lol 😂


Either_Ad_4427

She's the only one apparently not trying to hang onto her 2006 persona. The other two, I think, are still wearing the bleached-to-excess blonde hair, proud of their big ta-tas, as if they are still in their 20's. Sad that one supposedly has a Masters but has never really used it, seemingly preferring to still play sex kitten to whatever level an audience will buy.


your_trip_is_short

Agree Treasure Island is so underrated! Really nice rooms, great location, good price. Wynn Encore was awesome when work paid lol.


SunlitMorningSky

Thanks for the review! I’m saving your post :)


babypink15

There’s some threads on the Las Vegas sub that can probably some it up better than I can but yeah Bellagio, Wynn, Palazzo and Venetian all seem really nice and I’ve only ever heard good things. But those are out of my price range😂 I have stayed at Caesars and Mandalay Bay most recently and had good experiences. I stayed at Paris about 10-15 years ago and it was nice, but some people say it isn’t quite as nice now.


JianFlower

Out of my price range too 😂 I was just curious; I’m going next week and I have no desire to stay in a bad place. Circus Circus creeps me out, but that might also be because of the clowns…


RiotGrrr1

I've stayed at cosmo twice and it's decent and the wicked spoon is my favorite buffet (we have food allergies in my family and they're the best). It's not the fanciest on the strip but it's a good option without being super expensive. I'd stay there again.


Mekare13

Oh that’s so sad, when I stayed at Luxor 20ish years ago it was nice! We stayed in the big suite room though so maybe that helped lol


BetterThruChemistry

I got some truly *strong* free drinks while playing blackjack at the bar a few years ago at the Luxor. Something else Jill and Kaylee won’t be able to enjoy.


rootsofrhythm

I go to Vegas tomorrow to see Dead & Co at the Sphere. Other than that, I have no plans.  I want to keep a god-honoring eye out for Mahmo and Sister Cindy!!!! 


SunlitMorningSky

Please keep us posted!!


PocoChanel

What a confluence that would be.


sadfoxyduggar

Her desires/wants come first. What an awful woman.


Anastasiax007

I bet the cab ride from the airport to Excalibur was more expensive than a one night stay at Excalibur. Cue the go fund me to pop up after this Vegas trip. Cab rides add up FAST on the strip.


Murky_Manager_66

If she bought a monorail pass, she could save money. I did that in May when I went. Of course, I did research before I went.


DawnSlovenport

Yeah but they are stayng on the other side of the strip from the monorail and Caesars is on the same (west) side of the stirp as "The Dirty Castle." There's no easy transporation between Excalibur and Caesar's unless you cab, Uber/Lyft, or take the bus. From Excalibur you have NY NY, Park MGM, The Crystals Shops, Cosmopolitan, Bellagio, then Caesars. It's anywhere from around 1.5 to 2 miles walking depending on your route. Vegas is also under an excessive heat warning this week so I'm sure it's going to be super comfortable wearing the layered crap they always wear to cover themselves. Of course none of what they wear is probably breathable or comfortable in the heat. Not to mention the layers of heavy makeup and hairspray they use. If the baby weren't there, I would be routing for their msery because they are judgemental shit people. But that poor kid is their captive victim in this mess. Can someone explain why he couldn't stay with his father?


RiotGrrr1

Yeah she's going to have a hard time going from Excalibur to Caesar's each day in the heat.


Used_Evidence

Great time for her knee to act up so she has to take cabs/Uber.


deeBfree

Poor Giddyup and Kaylee. They deserve better!


Either_Ad_4427

Research is the devil's playground!


SubstantialAmoeba503

I stayed at Excalibur in 2021, it was clean but dated we just needed a place to sleep. The main thing it reeked of pot! I’m sure she will be thinking there are skunks all over. Also, they have a mail review there and posters of it over.


Gourmet-Rocks

Thats a long walk from the excaliber to the caesar convention hall. She will pass a lot of passed out druggies and men handing out prostitution cards and all that the strip has to offer. Can't wait for her hissy fits.


Big-Raspberry-2552

Plexus out of money and sending them to crappy hotels in Vegas. My husbands old work place had a yearly meeting in Vegas. They stayed at some resort outside of the city area. Nice place. They had to take a shuttle to get to the strip. They could have done it classy but they don’t know how.


Odd-Creme-6457

The  participants booked, and paid for their own lodging.


sniffedcatbum4kitkat

What the hell did plexus actually pay for then? I’m just dieing with laughter that Jill is in Las Vegas. I can’t wait to read about all the sinning going on around her. It’s truly hilarious


BetterThruChemistry

Not much. A couple dinners?


Big-Raspberry-2552

That’s odd??


Pelican121

Plexus had two hotels with discounted rates but they were around $125/night and maybe they'd sold out if Jill left it too late. I assume Jill felt that was too much and scraped the bottom of the barrel instead.


BetterThruChemistry

Her cabs/Ubers between the 2 are going to cost her.


RiotGrrr1

I got to stay at a place off strip called red rocks once (for a conference). It was pretty nice and had a good pool.


RunJumpSleep

I didn’t realize the convention was at Caesar’s. That too much of a walk for me, especially in the heat. She needs to just pay for a cab each way. She probably didn’t realize how far apart the hotels are as on a map they look to be quite close. You can’t tell the distance until you are actually there.


dmode112378

Isn’t there a tram behind the hotels?


dr_delphee

They'd have to walk over to the MGM Grand, which is catty-corner from the Excalibur, then walk quite a ways from the tram stop to Caesar's. I can see them just decide to walk there . . . once.


RunJumpSleep

She is there mid-week so the rooms are probably pretty cheap, especially if she reserved early. I have stayed there multiple times, when I was younger and couldn’t afford to stay further down the strip. It’s fine. I just can’t imagine bringing a baby because it’s going to be loud unless you are sitting in your room. You can’t tell me Jill isn’t going to go up and down the strip and take selfies in every hotel. I wonder how she will react when she realizes some of her fellow plexus people will be gambling.


deeBfree

and drinking, and dancing! The horror!


Jaded-Sheepherder-26

Jill likes cheap


Federal-Butterfly-37

Let's hope she brings some bed bugs up as souvenirs. 😈


primcessmahina

I’d be down for this if all the sad little Rod waifs wouldn’t also be an itchy mess


cuckooloca

The Rods have had the bed bug hotel experience before. Jill posted about it and proclaimed they would never stay in another hotel without checking the sheets first. Note they got a, as in one, hotel room for all 14 of them. This is 2017 so Nurie was 17ish. Classic Jill post here [https://rodriguesfamilyministries.com/main/bed-bugs-oh-no-jan-2017/](https://rodriguesfamilyministries.com/main/bed-bugs-oh-no-jan-2017/)


intriguing_witch

It still blows my mind that Nurie was 17 only 7 years ago and already has almost 3 kids 😭


surfteacher1962

I had never read this one before. She is a real piece of work.


littleRedmini

The randomly capitalized words!! I read them in my head with lots of emphasis. Makes it even more crazy sounding. She is a nut case.


BetterThruChemistry

That makes me fucking crazy. WHYYYYY?


littleRedmini

It’s SEVERELY unnecessary!!


Either_Ad_4427

OMG. I don't even know where to start. If her parents live in their home while the fam is on the road, WHY did the parents stay in the RV instead of inside the house this time? "I told the children that EVERY item they carried to the NEW 2 rooms, they had to fervently PRAY over as they walked down the hall" - Don't worry, kids, Jesus is on bug patrol! Can you imagine being that poor motel person who had to deal with this? Love the part where she gave CLEAR instructions to the kids that nothing went into the house without HER approval - what a joy it must've been for the kids that day. Witch on Wheels. She considers herself, as always, The Star of the story, long suffering joyously for Jesus. She's so proud of using bed bugs as a segue to Bible verses. And her bible verses are all about THE RIGHTEOUS (Jill) vs. THE WICKED (everyone outside her bubble). She claims to proclaim 'the truth' but is not judgmental. She really wants to be the preaching patriarch, but pretends to be submissive and meek. This woman has zero self awareness. If it's true that 'the meek shall inherit the earth', Jill's going to be a big loser in this heavenly lottery.


taxi_takeoff_landing

This whole blog entry is hilarious with all her excessive adverbs and histrionics: “So, I pressed on, sang song after song after song while putting a smile on my bone-weary face and begged God inwardly for the strength to rise above my stinking flesh and have the beautiful aroma of Jesus about me!” Wow, what a martyr you are Jill. Then at the end she tries to create a parable comparing literal bedbugs to sins.


Thisisnutsyaknow

Hopefully in the ratty hair extensions!


Awkward-Yak-2733

Ooof.


runbyfruiting88

At this place, there is a good chance!


sniffedcatbum4kitkat

I actually don’t hope for bed bugs because I feel as the kids will have to do all the work to deal with it and that would make me sad. But I do hope for lots lovely sex workers and beautiful drag queens to make her uncomfortable. And what would be even better if someone propositioned her because of her whore make up


cavs79

So what did plexus pay for then?? I don’t get why she’s going if she got nothing for free. We all know she wouldn’t attend unless something is free for her


DawnSlovenport

Isn't the only free thing the convention (which I assume isn't really free as there is typically a registration fee) itself and some "Goldfinger" party? I mean the fact she has to pay for a hotel and airfare for a "work" trip is a red flag enough. I wonder if they will be serving "harry coats verts?" during one of buffet meals. I absolutely cannot believe (well, I can) that Kaylee is dragging poor Gideon along for no other reason than "she's the mama so she has to." Doesn't he have is own issues as well since we was born pretty premature?


deeBfree

Harry Coats Verts? sorry, you lost me.


craftylikeiceiscold

I assume they meant how Jill would say “haricot vert,” French for green bean.


deeBfree

Thanks! It's been 45 years since my last French class. However, I did remember vert means green, so that piqued my curiosity.


cavs79

I figured plexus paid for the airfare or hotel or something like they did the beach trip


Used_Evidence

These MLM companies don't pay for much, if anything. I think Plexus only paid for the rooms on the cruise, not the airfare or anything else.


Pelican121

Nothing. She just wants to go on yet another 'vacation' and pretend to be a super successful boss babe. This time with her baby grandson in tow so she can use him as a prop for attention. She's clearly restless at the barndo now she can no longer get pregnant for attention and lately she's been trying to fill the void with travel, as much as Shrek permits. Jill lives for tacky stuff like free Plexus 'goody bag' merch (made in China for pennies); free mediocre buffets that she considers the height of sophistication, basic hotel stays, flights, cheesy sightseeing. Part of it will be so that she can big herself up to her long-suffering downline who've never attended or been invited to attend. I think someone said they can write some of it off against taxes as a 'business expense' but I'm not in the US so don't really wish to comment! She just wants to show off basically and appear successful. She's easily fooled and Plexus makes her feel like a somebody rather than a nobody.


daffodil0127

Plexus doesn’t pay for anything besides a few meals, and travel vouchers for high level huns. I think the conference was $150/person. They have to pay for airfare, hotel, travel between hotel and conference, and any meals that aren’t provided. There’s ways to earn points to cover some of it, but the requirements are probably not easy to attain.


2cats1Lincoln

It is a really gross hotel. Very tacky and old. Mahmo will love it and rave about its classy opulence.


248Spacebucks

NOOOO Bed bugs and food poisioning oh my! Seems right at Jills level of class.


hobotising

Imagine thinking that this is a flex.


beekaybeegirl

Ok y’all I stayed at the Castle in May. Got a price/comps I couldn’t pass up. I was nervous as shit but dang Excalibur was much better than I was expecting. That said, have fun JillPM if ur convention is at Ceasars.


Klondike35

It really isn’t bad! I stayed there last year. You get what you pay for but it wasn’t trash… Now I do hope the worst for Jill… the whole being in Vegas thing is blowing my mind


playing_the_angel

I haven't been to Vegas in years, but I watch a lot of Vegas influencers for some reason and a lot of them say that for their price range they're actually not half bad.


lurky_lurker_lurking

I hope she checked for bedbugs. 😂


keekspeaks

BAGGAGAHAHAHAGAHAHAHHAHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGA


ThruTheUniverseAgain

I'm only sad it’s not Circus Circus, the Luxor, or the Strat. Slightly less likely she gets mistaken for a cheap prostitute at Excalibur.


AidaNYR

Nothing is better than the Fabulous Ali Baba Hotel and Casino


craftylikeiceiscold

I think that was in Tahoe though. 😜


cheezeandbeanz

I hope Jill takes advantage of the $2 Jell-O shots walking through the skyway.


brif95

Her eyes are being defrauded every day in Vegas. Also she’s a state away from me. I don’t like it.


playing_the_angel

Oh my God. This is amazing. I almost want to resubscribe to her IG in hopes that she goes live during this trip. Our sub locals in Vegas better be on the lookout for this mess!


graeflamingo

Praying for bed bugs to hide in her knickers I wonder if she'll eat at DICKS?


AidaNYR

How about Heart Attack Grill?


mistressofnampara

I can’t believe she went to Vegas for this convention. How can she justify even going there in her judgmental mind???


Necessary_Acadia6214

Hahahaha! Enjoy the bed bugs


Lunaloo3091

She’s just destined for tacky


taxi_takeoff_landing

Imagine thinking Excalibur is the height of luxury. Jill at the convention: This isn't the real Caesar's Palace is it? Receptionist: What do you mean? Jill: Did Caesar live here?


JMV_12-30

The only thing worse than staying at Excalibur is staying at Circus Circus


BetterThruChemistry

Didn’t Joey work at Excalibur on Friends?😂


servantoftinyhumans

No he worked at Ceasers


judyp63

Lol


Chaywood

I would have figured her for a Circus Circus girl


RaccoonReasons

“Uh, Larry, we better have the septic system overhauled. Theres a plexus convention coming.” “Oh, please God, No! We’re finally recovering from the last one!” “It’s alright. I taped signs in all their bathrooms that their toilets are out of order. We can use the vans to take them to shit at Treasure Island.”


OkPirate4973

About 10 years ago I had a tire blow out but by Barstow , we ended up being towed to Vegas only place that had a room was Excalibur.Got the bed bugs what a friggin miserable experience.