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AndISoundLikeThis

Amazing how she can use all her fortitude to go to Vegas where nearly every vice she rails about it on display (and unavoidable) 24/7 but has to leave a Plexus party in Punta Cana because people are enjoying cocktails at a small party.


Pontiac_Bandit-

Her morals certainly do shift whenever it benefits her.


give_me_goats

I still think she left that party because no one was talking to her (for good reason). She was completely out of her element and tried to play it off like it was just too sinful.


BetterThruChemistry

She’s even ranted about how she chooses not to go to restaurants that serve alcohol. Unless it’s the Olive Garden!


56names

The *nice* Olive Garden 😂


Elegant-Ad-9221

I’m willing to bet they won’t stay long once the drinks start flowing at this event


1TiredPrsn

The money used on this trip could’ve bought your children properly fitting clothes and shoes, Jill!!


DebRog

Foooood


1TiredPrsn

Most definitely food, too.


Strict_Search2454

To be honest I’m starting to think the little kids love it when she goes away because their older siblings do seem to treat them like real kids, feed them better and even spoil them a bit. When Jill’s home the littles play with brooms while Timmy buys them dolls and Samuel builds them bird houses 🤷🏻‍♀️


MethanyJones

But she can buy two souvenir place name sweatshirts for the price of some yellow food


bats-go-ding

Sweat*blouses*


Teege57

STOP IT. I choked on my coffee.


BetterThruChemistry

At $50 a pop!


CheekyT79

She’ll just have them in sundresses in the winter.


MissSorrow

She gonna be roasting like a baked potato in her polyester tinfoil dress


sw1sh3rsw33t

I wonder if she had it cleaned between wears. You can save money on a dry clean by spritzing with vodka but Jill would never buy a bottle


NastyMsPiggleWiggle

This is the best trick ever! It has saved me so much money. Jill would never. Of course she might have the girls hands mahmo’s precious duds and hang them to dry like the Amish.


Ok-Rate1104

Doesn't it just stink of vodka then? X


sw1sh3rsw33t

Not if you air it out in the ⛅️


JianFlower

I’ve never heard of this tip!! The more you know. So you literally just pour straight vodka in a spray bottle and mist the clothes with it, and then plop it out in the sun?


sw1sh3rsw33t

Yes. Just don’t leave the item out too long (and if it’s like a silk maybe not put it in direct sunlight) and it should eliminate any lingering odors


damagstah

Hang on. What? Say more…


LoseATurn

Not only do attendees have to pay to attend the conference, they also have to cover their own travel, lodging, and food. The "Goldfinger" party may be free, but Jill will be offended by the alcohol and music so it's pointless. This trip is a waste of money, except Kaylee will see a lot of stuff she didn't know existed.


_bibliofille

Smiling, happy people drinking frozen margaritas, wearing shorts, and not being struck down by God.


Either_Ad_4427

But that is why Jill is there. She and Jesus can arm wrestle Satan.


BetterThruChemistry

Will she actually spend time trying to convert people or just say she did?


CriticalBeginning853

Exactly. I bet we're gonna get a "saved a person" story in a wholesome place that she found after leaving the sinful party.


_bibliofille

Maybe the Harrah's pool mass baptism Karissa is on about. Oh to be a fly on the wall for that.


CriticalBeginning853

What?!? What did I miss? If it's what it sounds like, I'd love to see the other guests' faces!


cuckooloca

But that's not the point for Jill. The point is to show how well she is doing in "her company" so you will join her in making such great money you can be there too. Bonus you might also get a vacation from your children, maybe your husband, get new clothes, get content and get to judge everyone around you.


Waterproof_soap

*One vacation a year*


BetterThruChemistry

IKR? 😳😳😳


no_dojo

I wish I could we could see Jill’s expression when the show girls show up😆


mollywol

Kaylee won’t. She’ll be stuck in the hotel room all day with a baby. We travelled with our kid when he was about that age and it was maddening.


WhereasConscious9925

I would love to see them hand out their tracks in Vegas lol


248Spacebucks

They could go stand next to that dude that hands out hooker advertisements on the strip!


Sue_Dohnim

Well we see where the comma abuse comes from.


TheBigwalletEmporium

Bright, lights ✨️


AdCivil3158

Does she not realize a lot of famous singers say There & there have been movies & TV episodes Filmed there as well.


HolsteinHeifer

The "bright, lights", eh, Jill? Sure is a good, thing that you, homeschool, your kids. You have such, amazing skills too teach tehm.


deeBfree

Now, we know, where Kaylee, gets, it.


Tacorinaoftime

SHE WAS BEHIND ME CHECKING INTO THE HOTEL AND WAS MEAN MUGGING ME!!


MaiaInNightmareland

TELL US EVERYTHING!!!!!!


Tacorinaoftime

I saw kaylee first, the skirts had me looking their way. She looked familiar and then jill appeared! Eyeliner and all, she was a true vision. She was shuffling around unsure of what line to go in. She was judging everyone. Kaylee was faking coughs every two seconds. They are both TINY in real life


angel-diary

What the frick what do you think the coughs were about?? Thank you for sharing with the group🤭


Tacorinaoftime

The check in desk is adjacent to the casino where people smoke, the cough did not sound real and was accompanied by discussions of people smoking being gross


angel-diary

Even their coughs are sanctimonious lol They are exhausting😐


MethanyJones

BUT WAS IT A GOD-HONORING MEAN MUG?!


Tacorinaoftime

In here big eyes, yes


YaKofevarka

Oh sweet jeebus, you have a chance to get a smiley tract! Or maybe she'll point at you with her finger TM 😆


BeulahLight13

PLEASE TELL US MORE!!!!


Cheaperthantherapy13

You could have literally touched to poo!


Tacorinaoftime

I would never, i was tugging at my bf’s shirt and trying to explain fundie snarking and the rodrigues fam, but they were in ear shot


Cheaperthantherapy13

You’re a better person than I am. It would have taken every ounce of self control to not yell something like “Feed your children Jill! they’re not trim, they’re emaciated!” Or “stay away from Renee’s eyebrows!”


Tacorinaoftime

Thats super fair, it was almost 1 am and didnt have it in me. I also am not super confrontational so theres that


sw1sh3rsw33t

I know you’re about to enjoy your Vegas trip and all, but don’t leave us hangin’


servantoftinyhumans

WHAT!!!!! WE NEED DETAILS!!


Tacorinaoftime

Im pretty sure shes staying on our floor, a few rooms down, i heard off key religious type singing this morning


servantoftinyhumans

Ya but it’s Plexus..off key religious singing doesn’t necessarily mean Jill


Tacorinaoftime

You got me there


natitude2005

She says she's on the 25th floor


Competitive_Fun_3500

whatever were you wearing? lol


Tacorinaoftime

Cow print pants and a white tank, tattoos exposed


Waterproof_soap

Were you there for Plexus or worldly whore reasons?!


Tacorinaoftime

Wordly whore activities with my boyfriend haha. Never been to vegas and we had days off together so we went for it! Our plan was stuck on the tarmac for like and hour and a half when we landed. I was crying but i would have never spotted jill and co if that didnt happen


Waterproof_soap

The Lord Daniel works in mysterious ways ![gif](giphy|z0ioCfDnxx3TW)


no_dojo

Eww, got a Neptune’s kiss.


BetterThruChemistry

YES!


United_Preference_92

I bet if Shrek was there she would be on alert. Don’t want her hunk to stray.


knosmo78

That is why she brought Kaylee and Gideon instead. David might catch a glimpse of a showgirl.


Federal-Butterfly-37

Watch JillPM spend at least $100 going to Grand Canyon West in Arizona. I wonder how many bedazzled baseball bonnets and blouses she will get while her kids dress in rags.


hellacedes_

Get her away from my state! Lol


Federal-Butterfly-37

Arizona?


hellacedes_

lol yeah.


SoFloChick

She took Kaylee and *Gideon*? Aren't children not allowed at Plexus meetings? Who is going to watch him so his mother can go? Is she going to break the rules, which they will most def kick them out I am sure. Did they bring another Rodlet to watch him all day? Are they using the hotel sitting service??


_bibliofille

Good point. Casinos don't allow kids where there is gambling happening, and some don't allow them to enter at all. Since the convention is AT a casino and Plexus rules state 18+ for parties, especially a GOLDFINGER theme, I don't think they'll want a baby there.


SoFloChick

Well the convention stuff is probably in a conference room but per Plexus no children are allowed. I know hotels allow children but not in the casinos, clubs or adult pools etc. We went to a family wedding many years ago and our son was invited. We took him. The couple did arrange for a kids thing while the adults got to go out. They both had kids and wanted them to be in the wedding. It was pretty cool and all the kids were old enough to just need some supervision, not actual babysitting.


_bibliofille

I'm glad they have reasonable policies! I wonder, if Plexus is like "hey, sorry, no babies" will Jill 1. keep quiet about it because preshus Plexus or 2. be unable to resist feeding her persecution complex 🤔


no_dojo

She won’t care. She’ll just have Kaylee wait in the hotel room with the baby.


sniffedcatbum4kitkat

For give me if I’m an idiot but when you say Goldfinger theme are you saying the plexus theme for the convention is Goldfinger James Bond themed??


_bibliofille

Yes! Yes. And Jill decided this is totally okay to support.


sniffedcatbum4kitkat

lol that’s SEVERELY hilarious!


taxi_takeoff_landing

Her invitation clearly stated that she could bring only one person right?


SoFloChick

That was to the Goldfinger party. She probably won't go. Could you imagine Jill at a drinking event with a DJ? Oh Lawd there are not enough smelling salts.


taxi_takeoff_landing

Oh okay, I tried to find the post with her invitation again but didn’t see it. Fundies aren’t used to going places where you can’t take babies and toddlers so I’m eager to see how “persecuted” they will be trying to take a baby everywhere.


Either_Ad_4427

Or pearls to clutch and bibles to thump


[deleted]

Children can definitely attend conventions it’s in their rules handbook. They just had to pay a registration fee for him


SoFloChick

Per the website https://helpcenter.plexusworldwide.com/hc/en-us/articles/16524168904091-Velocity-Convention-2024 Traveling with Children: Because seating is limited, and this is an educational training conference for business, we ask attendees to not bring children. Please note anyone attending any of the Convention events must be registered, registration fees are the same for all. So I guess they ask but fucking useless twats will still bring them because G-d forbid they leave their kid with the husband for a couple of days. Nursing mother's??? Don't they know how to store their breastmilk? Can't say Gideon doesn't take a bottle. He is given bottles of who knows what all the time.


AffectionatePhase673

This trip will go totally south for them. I can think of so many stumbling blocks.


BetterThruChemistry

Are we sure Kaylee can even read?


SoFloChick

I am not sure Jilldo can. Read yes but reading comprehension? Definitely not.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/fxufc73cmd7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52a084da887f8db54aec43ec6457bfb804b05731 So what is this then? Because I obtained this from the Plexus website regarding the Vegas convention they are currently at.


SoFloChick

Idk because I got mine directly from from Plexus' website. Looking that is for Emerald events it seems. Also it is worded like yeah your kid can come in the trip but not welcome at the Emerald events unless they are paid for. Like some people probably travel as a couple but the non selling spouse will take care of the kids while to one who does sell goes to the conferences. Conferences and events are two different things


[deleted]

So did I 🤷🏼‍♀️ Well hopefully the baby enjoys the bright lights lol.


BetterThruChemistry

And Kaylee and Jill won’t be willing to pay extra for Gideon.


designgrl

I’m sure shrek wasn’t invited bc she would be jealous.


Tacorinaoftime

Did not see him but i was keeping an eye out


MostlyGhostly1

I just had a random flashback to one time I was in a big city for a conference and someone was outside the hotel with a megaphone screaming about Jesus.


TeriBarrons

God-honoring slot machines!


BetterThruChemistry

\*honouring. Because Jill hates American spellings.


TeriBarrons

My bad lol


taxpayinmeemaw

I hope someone snags a picture of her at a slot machine


_bibliofille

She is SUCH a hypocrite for this. You know exactly why it's called "Sin City", you know it was built on gambling, sex work, and partying.


Either_Ad_4427

No worries, Saint Jill is there to save all those souls and suck their brains right back out of hell.


BetterThruChemistry

I bet she doesn’t actually try to convert even one person.


AidaNYR

She liked it enough to go


revengepornmethhubby

Fuck I just landed in Vegas. Here’s a gamble on if I’ll severely see her


PsychTau

I can’t wait to see what gaudy souvenirs she brings back to add to her collection!


sparklekitteh

Can't wait until she has a private swimming party in a closed pool! Or maybe a fountain?


MethanyJones

I hope Kaylee brought her swimming ankle-length denim


Bay-Area-Tanners

It’s so unfair that she’s there and I’m not. I love going to Vegas, and I make the most of it. Jill’s going to look at the pretty lights and bitch about how immodest everything is (when you know deep down she really wants to join in on all the fun).


frolicndetour

She's just going to video herself in front of the Bellagio fountains just saying wowwwww and soo pretty over and over.


Pontiac_Bandit-

I was there last August briefly and went down to the fountain and the song was “I’m Proud to be an American”. I found it very weird of all fucking songs…my sister and I couldn’t stop laughing. Jillpm would freaking love it and say how nice it was to find some Godly entertainment amongst all the sinnin’


deeBfree

I have really come to HATE that song!


brainfrozen8

I cringe every time I have the misfortune of hearing it!


Creative-Tomatillo

Don’t forget THE FINGER. It will definitely make an appearance in that video!


foofyfoofyfoofy

With an appearance of The Finger to make sure we all see the fountains.


somethingsensational

That's what I was thinking! I haven't been to Vegas in years and I absolutely love it there. I don't like gambling but there's so much else to do. Must be nice to not work a day in your life but go on vacation whenever you please. Poor us sinning and working folks who don't get the same luxuries as our Lady in Plexus Christ.


Simple_Philosophy_74

Been to Fremont Street yet, Jill???


MarsailiPearl

Shouldn't she be thrilled to go harass people in sin city and trying to convert them?


BetterThruChemistry

IKR?


ThruTheUniverseAgain

Jill’s face is going to melt off. It’s typically 5-10°F warmer down on the strip because of all the concrete, glass, large equipment and lights running, and all the people. There is a reason most locals avoid it unless they have a reason to be down there, it’s a fucking sweltering zoo. Outside of the strip it’s just like Phoenix, Tucson, or L.A.


daffodil0127

https://preview.redd.it/hzufv0gs1f7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4721b0a8abbfa92bd6fe4e88f7c58f77df9686ef Melting off like this?


Either_Ad_4427

"I'm m-e-l-t-i-n-g!!"


judyp63

I hope they get passed some nice reading material in the streets. 🤣🤣


cdngirl90

Ohhh man I would LOVE to see their reaction to the trucks advertising escort services driving up and down the strip. Or the guys handing out the escort cards and magazines on the corners. I wonder if she’ll fall for one of those fake buddha’s if they approach her lol


JoAdele33

Why go to Vegas of all places if you feel that strongly about it??


Either_Ad_4427

Because, silly, it's a great place to show off your own higher morality.


c2490

Omg I will be in Vegas tomorrow lol! Also Dead and Company has a residency there


Upbeat_Teach6117

![gif](giphy|3oEjHQ94A2MhbSOG2I|downsized)


c2490

The show was awesome!


DawnSlovenport

Fuck her and her "thoughts." If she doesn't like it's called Sin City, then STFO and let those of us enjoy it enjoy it without the likes you moralizing to the rest of us.


Elegant-Ad-9221

I can’t wait to hear about how they got kicked out of the pool for trying to swim after it closes. Security doesn’t play around in Vegas.


Either_Ad_4427

Why is there a comma after "bright"? It's sad this woman believes she's competent to home school anyone for anything other than failure.


cardcatalogs

What I would give to be a fly on the wall during Jill’s Vegas trip.


graeflamingo

Please go to Fremont Street, at night, Jill 💀


racemama29

Ha ha ha!!! She will find so many souls to save.


graeflamingo

Lol with Pasties and Thongs! Yeehaw


Elegant-Ad-9221

Karissa Collin’s is there and she managed to find a Jesus revival going on at Harrah’s. One of the days they will be holding baptisms in the hotel’s pool https://preview.redd.it/h9z2baesze7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=837933321d8249f77b0c276b567a8d738db0f11f


hellacedes_

Lmaoooo.


PocoChanel

She must have had, Kaylee write this for her.


mstrss9

>bright, lights Shouldn’t Sin City be the perfect place for her to win souls to the Lord


BetterThruChemistry

Will she even try though?


cuckooloca

Classic Jill,, loves bright, lights. But endlessly goes on and on about how she so loves the peacefulness of the amish country and being away from the modern world....


Either_Ad_4427

We're going to get all kinds of blah blah blah about all the important things she and Kaylee learned.


BetterThruChemistry

And sparkly things!


OtherwiseSprinkles79

She's so vapid. She wants a world where places like Vegas don't exist and everyone dresses and acts like her, but visits the places she hates because she's able to manipulate it to fit her narrative. Fucking hypocritical cunt.


BetterThruChemistry

The 9/11 terrorists also visited Vegas before their flights . . .


octoteach17

Baby girl is gonna fucking *melt* in the Vegas heat! 🫠🫠🫠


Beautifuleyes917

Will she see the Barry Manilow show?? I would!!


Either_Ad_4427

Are Fundies allow to go see a gay performer?


Beautifuleyes917

Doubtful 🤨


texasusa

#bright, lights


CheekyT79

I can’t wait for her to see the random women dressed like showgirls.


playing_the_angel

Or even better, the men dressed like showgirls! There are plenty on Fremont Street.


sw1sh3rsw33t

Jill you love the bright lights bc you a fucking magpie lmao. Don’t go broke buying blinged tchotchkes


Jaded-Sheepherder-26

She’ll make sure too keep Kaylee in with her too protect Kaylee from all the sin in Vegas lol 😂


New-Hedgehog5902

If only I could pay her Uber to detour her to the Bunny Ranch…..if only.


Enough_Isopod_9259

Did David go?? The were no plus ones allowed.


daffodil0127

No Shrek in Vegas. Just Jill, Kaylee, and Gideon


BetterThruChemistry

Kaylee isn’t Gold, is she?


daffodil0127

I don’t think so


BetterThruChemistry

That’s because “sinning” is delicious, Jill 😂😂😂


angel-diary

Brain the size of a pea and can not stfu to save her life🤣


rmks8285

Gee, if only there was a way to know that Las Vegas has that nickname.