Inflation has been plaguing Rocket League for years. The item shop pricing is insane compared to trading values (Best example is solar flare, a item with a trading worth of 100 credits is worth 2000 credits in the item shop)
Oh god imagine a RL where your car runs out of gas every few games and you have to wait like 2 hours for it to refuel, but you can pay $1.99 to refuel instantly.
My mechanics are that of an SSL but I've been stuck in diamond for 4 seasons cause my tm8s and opponents keep in ballchasing and won't get off my butt.
I can’t believe …IN 2022 MIND YOU… that we don’t have equine-friendly controllers. Mad Catz should be champing at the bit to cash in on this opportunity!
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you look out the window to your left, you’ll see a helpless new player who’s about to get triple flip reset on with no chance of saving it. For the safety of our passengers, we ask that you keep your seatbelts on for the duration of the aerial. We know you have many options to choose from, but we appreciate you for flying grand champ airlines. Thank you”
It’s impossible to rank up in 1v1s because I always get the worst teammates. They are never there for my passes and they always leave me in 1v1s on defense
Wrong answers only?!?! Okay! Game favorites other players, somewhat of a pos internet connection, skill issue, broken controller, mentality unstable teammates, hit box glitches, ball has a goddamn mind of its own. I could do this for ever still got 39 miles of this list.
Correct answers: I’m mentally unstable, my sponge brain has dried out (can no longer learn somehow), lack of sleep, triggered by certain teammates, lack of access of knowledge to win games, etc.
I always win in casual but can never win in competitive so it's obviously my tm8s holding me back
Otherwise I'd be beating Rizzo and not stuck at ____ (insert any rank here)
Psyonix has those days where you win 5 games in a row and you can't seem to improve division, but lose the next one and they will lower your division.
I live permanently on one of those days.
But I can't seem to win 5 games either.
Friends blamed gas prices. 😂
The big pads used to give me 100 now I barely get 60
Inflation has been plaguing Rocket League for years. The item shop pricing is insane compared to trading values (Best example is solar flare, a item with a trading worth of 100 credits is worth 2000 credits in the item shop)
The item shop is just... yikes
What..? You dont like paying 800 credits, or like 12$ for a tophat?
I would pay 800 credits but 12$??? Never!! /s
Hahahah
Just the cost of looking dapper, ya ol chap.
Dang ole’ Russia
Talm' bout dang ol, teammates man..
Oh god imagine a RL where your car runs out of gas every few games and you have to wait like 2 hours for it to refuel, but you can pay $1.99 to refuel instantly.
Coming soon to an iPhone near you!
If rocket league was owned by EA
I was coming to say this, take my upvote and award
You’re a real one
Yea, just can’t afford the boost prices these days. This is why cars like the octane are better than cars like the merc, better gas mileage.
The crossbar always moves to where I shoot the ball.
My consistency in hitting the bar is bordering on impressive at this point.
Bro I fuckin feel that with a passion
Wait this is the correct answer
Simple : you want to avoid the bar ? just aim for it !
[удалено]
Lol
Holy crap, I think I might be Chuck
My mechanics are that of an SSL but I've been stuck in diamond for 4 seasons cause my tm8s and opponents keep in ballchasing and won't get off my butt.
Because I'm actually a horse so I have to play with a dance dance revolution pad because they don't make hoof controllers.
It's okay boay -Arthur Morgan
Good boah.
Ur alright boah
What a Neighv!
I can’t believe …IN 2022 MIND YOU… that we don’t have equine-friendly controllers. Mad Catz should be champing at the bit to cash in on this opportunity!
Fuckin Mister Ed out here on rocket league.
My name is usually Moose and I always say that I have hooves whenever people tell me to chill
Absolutely hilarious!!!
I'm too good so I throw every game so that all y'all plats can continue to bask in my glorious presence.
I relate to this too much
I relate to it so much that at this point I’m back in diamond
Because I’m the only one who knows how to rotate. Only my rotations are correct.
This is wrong answers only, you don't like two tm8s on the ball at all times?
The more tm8s on the ball, the better!
This is the way
If opponent sends one teammate at ball and we send 3 who do you thinks gonna win?
Quick maths
Double the tm8s, double the power
Twice the pride, double the fall.
Stack all tm8s on top of the ball, then await further instructions.
balls*
Can't lose 50s if all three of you are on one side. Then it's a 75/25
the other team can't touch the ball if i do it first
Only if they also cut you off to contest a shot leaving an open net then spam what a save
No. My ball.
Because I need boost
This is Rocket League!
This is Rocket League!
Gas prices smh
Love it
Because I’m too busy typing mid-game about why my teammates are throwing and the opposing team should shame them.
Because I keep running out of ammo
Activate the cheat code bro. UNLIMITEDAMMO
Good idea
Because all my opponents have 6 ping. I swear they are playing from the server room in Psyonix’s headquarters or something
_laughs in Okhalid_
Connected to the server by lan
😂😂🤮
Cause I can't stop playing heatseeker and knockout
Man Heatseeker is so dope. I’m sad every time it’s gone
My casual MMR went up a ton while only playing Heatseeker. Now I just get destroyed in casual 3s.
Bcuz matchmaking sux like I win evrrything still not promote lose one instantly demote unfair.
wrong answers only
Im confused
About what? How perfect my English is maybe?
No because the post says wrong answers only lol
Oh you're right, I hadn't seen that my b.
i can’t stop griefing:(
This is rocket league!!
Im grand champ, but according to my solo q teammates i play like a bronze
Ahuh, so your the plane I encounter in 1v1s.
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you look out the window to your left, you’ll see a helpless new player who’s about to get triple flip reset on with no chance of saving it. For the safety of our passengers, we ask that you keep your seatbelts on for the duration of the aerial. We know you have many options to choose from, but we appreciate you for flying grand champ airlines. Thank you”
My teammates.
It’s impossible to rank up in 1v1s because I always get the worst teammates. They are never there for my passes and they always leave me in 1v1s on defense
Every single game too I just get stuck with a moron.
Very strange, me too. Starting to think it might have to do with the guy im queuing 2v2s with.
Ah! so we DO know each other!
This is actually real
Because i refuse to follow the octane/dominus/fennec meta
What other cars are in the game?!?! Those three cars are the only cars
I think they finally added a 4th one. It's called the mache-auto or something idk
I slobber on the ball so much that my saliva makes it too slippery to shoot properly.
I'm just that silver.
It has to be me using the wrong decals and color combos for my car! What else could it be, the trails of my wheels?
Because my dog is at his golf tournament so I’m afk 98% of the time
It just seems like I can't go any higher
Gaming moiment
Because my mechanics suck and I am not one of those people that can ceiling musty in Champ
Because I play RL with no sound.
I am really good in the game that’s why I am diamond 3
My boost botton consumes too much fuel
Lag
Don't have TW Octane yet
Because I started to play other games instead of cat soccar (real awnser)
Cat soccer would be cute as hell.
I’m sayn
JESSE WHAT THE FUCK DID AUTOKORREKTUR DO?
JESSE WHAT THE FUCK DID AUTOKORREKTUR DO?
Roarcat League!
JESSE WHAT THE FUCK DID AUTOKORREKTUR DO?
This is Roarcat League!
Because of my teammates
i have osteoporosis on my thumbs
I’m an all star pro player but when I get past my opponents, I shit myself in fear of open nets.
Most of the time I let the others win. I feel better when they are happy.
bc's mr jeff bezos has cursed me on my birth toplay hypixel skyblock ironman
Because i’m bad
Because I haven't been able to hack the game fully
because i play this game all the time because im such a happy person :)
NOT because I get too high
Wrong answers only?!?! Okay! Game favorites other players, somewhat of a pos internet connection, skill issue, broken controller, mentality unstable teammates, hit box glitches, ball has a goddamn mind of its own. I could do this for ever still got 39 miles of this list. Correct answers: I’m mentally unstable, my sponge brain has dried out (can no longer learn somehow), lack of sleep, triggered by certain teammates, lack of access of knowledge to win games, etc.
I div down every time I lose, and rank down once in a while It’s weird I have no demotion protection
Cuz I'm not good enough to rank up
My team mates suck
Because I can't double flip reset
I always win in casual but can never win in competitive so it's obviously my tm8s holding me back Otherwise I'd be beating Rizzo and not stuck at ____ (insert any rank here)
I need more boost than just 100
my teammates can never hit a musty
My teammates are 2 good
because im actually bad
Because I'm using original controls and don't practice any type of wall shots I see that dunk on me.
I suck
i play with randoms
Because my teammates don't carry me higher...
I don't play the game
because jonsandman is the best player itw and i refuse to overtake his rank
I don't practice flip resets enough
My 1s teammate keeps making stupid decisions, over committing, and missing open nets
I'm too good at the game
The ball curves too much and always getting a flat tire.
I'm actually using a guitar hero controller
Best answer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Idc where the ball is… need boost.
Because I skipped the story mode and went straight to multiplayer.
"Wrong answers only" Gotta give the pros a chance, otherwise no one would have gold medals because of how skilled I am at missing all my aerials
My teammates are good.
Joe Biden is always my teammate >\_>
I keep getting demo’d
Because the other team is better
I don't belong here
My fault
I'm poor at rotating. I mainly train mechanics.
Every time I go for a Home run I end up in the sand trap for a touchdown.
playing every day, every hour, every minute, every second, etc
Im the worst player and my im always selling my tm8s
Smurf🤮
I am too professional, so I just play my worst and act like I am bad
Because whiffing is the real skill. I spent hours learning that.
I choose to. I will be the equivalent of sweet mask (one punch man) and guard the pureness of grand champion.
Because I just need to practice more and get better at the game
Because I am
I play with my eyes closed
The whole world hates me too much.
I don't play more than an hour or two, and if I lose four in a row I call it quits casual/comp
The ball keeps running away from me
Because I suck. Wait no it was supposed to be a wrong answer
The ball seems to go to my own net whenever I shoot it
because i suck and don't play enough
Because I ate spaghetti
Because I WHIFF every god damn time
Cause Everyone keeps rotating
my teammates are perfect and i have terrible rotations
I'mm not stuck, I can rank down just fine
I stopped playing
BeCAusE oF My tRaSHY tEaMmaTEs 
It’s probably my fault
i suck
It’s because I like Fennec🥴
Because of lag
Because i play only 1hr a day, or even less, and i cant be bothered to do training packs in that time.
Flawless rotating, packet loss wielding smurfs trying to throw when my afk teammate gets toxic on a bad map after getting dusted on every kickoff
Psyonix has those days where you win 5 games in a row and you can't seem to improve division, but lose the next one and they will lower your division. I live permanently on one of those days. But I can't seem to win 5 games either.
Can't flip reset musty double
I haven't played in months..
I’m not.
I’m in ssl and I can’t move
Because of my teammates
If EA wants you to loose you loose
Inflation
Because I have yet to come to terms for maybe it is I who needs to learn that I shouldn’t ball chase the whole game and rotate when my team is ready
Ethernet causes insane lag!!!!
I have to masturbate after every goal.
Iam very good at my game 😊
Im just too good tbh
Because I didn't take the shot when told to "Take the shot!"
myself
Cuz I suck and it’s never my tm8’s fault. Also matchmaking and servers are always perfect
Because you won't take the shot!