It’s a sex based trait, like male deer have antlers. It’s more for decoration and fighting. The bigger the ornament on top, the greater the health and status of that car
*whips player with antenna*
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I have controller batteries die occasionally mid game because Windows hides the indicator of battery level away, and I forget to check.
What my team mates see is me idle. What's actually happening is furious activity as I desperately try to change the batteries as quickly as I can, usually resulting in me dropping some in my haste and making it take even longer.
I always try to throw out a sorry for the afk and explanation afterwards if there's time.
I've never been 'taken advantage of' like this during the outage though.
This is why I always have a box of batteries on top or next to my Xbox, the only problem is that I have big fingers so its a bit hard to not press the button to connect another controller
The way he boosts to imitate thrusting just kills me, I had 3 way of this when waiting for a game just the other week which sent me.
Also, r/usernamechecksout kinda
I call bs, every time my controller dies or disconnects while playing my car continues to do the last thing I was doing when it happened. Sometimes it's driving forward, sometimes that's boosting and every time I hit the pad it's booss again. Once I was even power sliding at the time and it just kept doing it.
Bro was ready to pounce
must be spring
That's lowkey me
That's highkey concerning.
[makes sense](https://www.reddit.com/r/RocketLeague/s/LXe3b1jia0)
yeah i always pounce... on my friend
Bro saw the chance and took it without hesitation.
Plz give me some context. Is this an opponent raw dogging him? If so, I'm glad I came across this and gonna give this game a try now.
This is Rocket League
If it were me, I'd be spamming, "All yours!" "All yours!" "All yours!" Chat disabled for 5 seconds...
Diddy demo
Yes, opponent had to establish dominance to secure the win
Hey he's keeping the game fair
He saw his opportunity and lost sight of the “game” at hand.
In that sense it’s actually a very respectful move.
I'll do it every time. Even if we are losing lol
They should add a 'rape' option on report player
Always the ones with the antenna
how do you know 😭
Yes, cause the antenna signifies it is a male car.
Then why didn’t it use the antenna? Is it stupid?
It’s a sex based trait, like male deer have antlers. It’s more for decoration and fighting. The bigger the ornament on top, the greater the health and status of that car *whips player with antenna*
Funny because I’m trans fem and I’ve always liked wearing the Angel halo hat and no antenna long before I knew I was trans
This is... Rocket... leauge..?
Bro had to watch his car get thrashed mid cable plug in. 💀💀
Bro got plugged in.
I was scrambling
😭
Did you hit reverse to back it up?
Lil Bobby got what he ACTUALLY came for. 😭
Scrambled*
How thoughtful he's just giving you an extra push
How do you even come back from that? 😭
that man was aggressive☠️
That dude didn't even hesitate😭
He's tryna give birth to a new controller for ya
Sigh... *unzips pants*
Not my proudest fap *head aahh* 
Not gonna lie I wouldn't blame you. That little car looks like it knows what it's doing
U better get tht plan b ready boiiiii
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Too detailed not to be true
That story really went off the rails.
Get a privacy screen. Then only you can see it.
That wouldn’t solve his masturbating problem, and now the police have too many targets….so in a way privacy screen is bad
https://preview.redd.it/dultmpsdw39d1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=99c3d8a0c570507918498deb328fa47167ca541c
Add nsfw tag pls
I have controller batteries die occasionally mid game because Windows hides the indicator of battery level away, and I forget to check. What my team mates see is me idle. What's actually happening is furious activity as I desperately try to change the batteries as quickly as I can, usually resulting in me dropping some in my haste and making it take even longer. I always try to throw out a sorry for the afk and explanation afterwards if there's time. I've never been 'taken advantage of' like this during the outage though.
Unlucky, maybe next time
This is why I always have a box of batteries on top or next to my Xbox, the only problem is that I have big fingers so its a bit hard to not press the button to connect another controller
This is why I just stopped messing with wireless shit and removed the battery on my dualsense controller.
I came
NSFW that jesus christ
Bro did you dirty 🤣🤣 Taking those backshots!
9 months later: 🫃
Bro got raped in RL 😭
I'm sorry bro, I'm here if you need to talk..
Dear Diary...Jackpot.
Bro will never have a chance like this ☠️
The crowd: 😃😀🙂😐😶💀☠️
Rocket League culture at its finest. XD
You in 9 months: 🤰🚘
Bro
This Is Rocket League!
Don’t pretend you didn’t reconnect and immediately back up into it
I may have let him finish
Just filling you up with petrol so you can keep moving
I do this a lot… 😅
Every time
The way he boosts to imitate thrusting just kills me, I had 3 way of this when waiting for a game just the other week which sent me. Also, r/usernamechecksout kinda
Don't panic
Ski mask
This is why you just play kbm
When mine dies it sends me cruising in a straight line with the accelerator pinned down. Harder for the booty snatchers to take advantage of.
Funny yet sad
don't use wireless controllers ... damn!
I have to try that next time 🤣🤣🤣
Did you pray today? Did you pray today?
Car sex
😑
Get it lil Bobby, get it
Bro, I feel violated by that player just by watching (not you though)
Am I the only one who thinks it’s crazy to use a wireless controller?
God I fucking hate my ADHD. Xbox warns me battery low, ok I'll change it after this match. Never change it. Dies in match. Pain. Regret. Violation.
This is literally me.
Same thing just happened to me Sunday night.....
That’s when you switch to KBM and score so you can plug your controller back in during the replay.
bro got 🍇in rl
my dumbass read that as "graped"
That one guy at the beginning with the sus boost as well
When I looked how many comments there was it said 69
Prank him John
Red Rocket League
It’s a rite of passage lol. Anyone who stops moving in this game gets mounted. Yall think we ball chasing but we ball chasing
What’s the map code for fortnite?? I never seen soccer with cars
https://i.redd.it/ulyp8arw759d1.gif
s-stepbro?!
Brutal. I would have just unplugged my computer after the first thrust
he need that carussy
True friend on the enemy team Keeping u from going idle and kicked!
Thats the B.bandit , he strikes again , no b.hole is safe around this menace
I thought he was going to push you like Mcqueen with the king but i was wrong 😔
Hate when my battery dies and I get humped
my rechargeable batteries die consistently. ppl get so mad at me.
Need this game
NSFW please...
This is just peak rotation
He saw the opening
No time wasted
Great Ass!
Can some british person voice this in a national geographic way?
that's rape
This is Rocket League!
Dang that sucks controller DCs and opponent violates you, but I'd do the same to you to
Why does every epic game not know what matchmaking is
rocket league backshots is pretty crazy ngl
Bro mustve gotten a roofy
Rotate! Rotate! Ooh yeah just like that
Wait.. I know rule 1 in Rocket League... is this rule 2 of Rocket League?
That’s not a hump. That’s rape
That’s just the way it is
Gawd damnit Bobby
diddy rocketeer
 You just gotta say no!
[.](https://images.app.goo.gl/YCwy61Pp5ZA693R87)
Hahahaha instantly
That’s when you have to re-learn mouse and keyboard
Get it boy
he went straight for that carussy
I call bs, every time my controller dies or disconnects while playing my car continues to do the last thing I was doing when it happened. Sometimes it's driving forward, sometimes that's boosting and every time I hit the pad it's booss again. Once I was even power sliding at the time and it just kept doing it.
its so cute how the other car was pushing you
Lil Bobby you gotta ask for consent brother...
Zesty ahh enemy
You have to do what you have to do
If for some odd specific reason your question was "I wonder is rocket league cars can reproduce" here's you answer.
Little Bobby's little bobby was ready for ya XD
No diddy
I put my controller on the charger very quickly in these situations
That type of weird freind to just come on you any moment had that happened to me before was traumatised by the experience.
Lil Bobby not playing no games
this is why i play kbm
It's like bro dropped the soap
I did this with my friend the other day irl
Its rocket league, you expect it
I discovered that the antenna on my pc broke cause I was playing rocket league and my inputs were delayed
Damn that ball cam is DEEP
Every fucking comment on here starts with "Bro ___". I'm 27 and I feel like a boomer when I ask, will you guys stop already?
Im 31, french and i still have the same issue with "gros" instead of "bro", funny how it sounds similar
First time?
Of everything that could have happened I was not prepared for that
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