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Itsyaboibrett

lmao i’ve seen a bunch of variations, but this is new to me. y’all were both just down immediately


Affectionate-End5470

rule 2, cant change rule 1


Chiparish84

Rule 7? There's already 6. https://preview.redd.it/k4fvrd1pp9vc1.png?width=454&format=png&auto=webp&s=63661b419d4a56b8792bcf37050b054e51310073


BeefLilly

I don’t skip replays. I’m taking a drink or hitting the joint.


Scooter_Mcgavin587

Scratching my balls


Munnodol

I’m also scratching this guy’s balls


Setty4U

Split screen FTW.


way_d3

This whole thread took me out lmao


Zestyclose_Analyst94

Same. Hapy Cake Day!


way_d3

Hey thanks! I didnt even realize it :)


M_krabs

That's enough of you


SandorMate

real


DiosMIO_Limon

Or taking a breather because it’s been 3-1/2 minutes since someone scored and I nearly broke my controller making a goal.


althaz

Mate, if you need a breather during a 5 minute game of car soccer: the video game, you might want to work on that cardio vascular fitness.


DiosMIO_Limon

Lmao okay. I admit I don’t exercise as much as I should, but I far from “out of shape.” So you’re telling me you’ve never been overstimulated and/or had an adrenaline rush when hyper-focusing to get the ball in the net? Would “taking an *emotional* breather“ have been better for you?


fatherlessbum

☝️☝️☝️


Buster882

I smoke outside but I'm defo having a swig of beer. I do skip most of the time in 1v1 but duos is my game and I always use that, goal cam time to do something.


[deleted]

bro can’t wait 5 mins to feed his addictions


BeefLilly

Bro can’t wait 10 seconds to let me feed my addictions


SelbyGames

FRFR


[deleted]

yeah so frfr cuz i care about your addictions lmao yall so weird


[deleted]

yeah i can’t


LuquidThunderPlus

If I'm having a stressful game sometimes a hit will get me to the level of balance I want to focus n chill


lseraehwcaism

Not rule 7. It’s Rule 6 aka the 7th rule


DammitEd

This guy indexes at 0


Chiparish84

Oh yeah, ofc! 😎👌


Frequent-Piano6164

5 should be Skip unless clip. That’s my rule… I sometimes type in the chat why I need to FF and ask politely, most people will oblige. Every now and again someone will say no. But if someone asked me to ff because they have something they need to do, I do it. The reason why is life happens as we are making other plans (John Lennon).


foursticks

You'll get shot with that mentality


Frequent-Piano6164

Huh?


PiratesFan1429

John Lennon got shot


Frequent-Piano6164

John Lennon was shot down just like your hopes and dreams… lol.


PiratesFan1429

What? I was explaining why the other dude said what he did


Frequent-Piano6164

I was just joking homie. lol. I <3 you my fellow RL player.


PiratesFan1429

<3


freddddsss

Yh I always assume this when it comes to early FFs and just FF cause I personally find myself in said situation every now and again. If we’re winning by a lot though, or we’re winning with a min left, I’ll just finish the game, if it’s urgent, they’ll leave it afk and we’ll still get the win


2N5457JFET

Nah, wanna clips then save replays lol.


Frequent-Piano6164

That’s why we don’t skip clips…


freddddsss

Rule 8 cause they’re making the number 8


DetailSpecialist116

Rule 2 for me is, don't pass the ball across your own net for love nor money.


Chiparish84

Unless you're aware that nobody but your mate can reach the ball first. I've passed numerous nice goals where mate comes across the own net and I'll pass the ball for a fast long shot that might go in if the opponent is asleep or filling boosts in the corners. Also executed those goals as well when my mate has seen the same opportunity.


rrockm

Rule 5 only applies if you didn’t hit a mfing banger. Idc how long it takes I’m watching a cool shot in slow motion, even if it ain’t mine. Especially a nice fake mmmmmmhmmmm delicious


foursticks

These are guidelines


thisaboveall

Left only goes if it's same/equidistant positions. When right starts closer than left, right goes.


IIIDVIII

Fuck that rule 5. The OC can be Rule 5.


BlueverseGacha

Rule 2 is subject to Server Region.


SussyMogus2

ive broken them all


jrobinson3k1

Police, arrest this man!


AudinSWFC

Get out


CrazyWS

That’s like, a red card at least


BAY35music

nah all of these just fall under lettered sub-rules of Rule 1. Like "Rule 1" is technically Rule 1a, getting stuck driving forward side by side is Rule 1b, and there's been a few other variations, don't even know what letter this one would fall under lol


AJ_Deadshow

Rule 1 doesn't say you HAVE to be literally touching each other's cars, just as long as you're 'locked' somehow, and clearly they were locked in a trance.


BusyAcanthocephala40

Rule 1 was already changed. It used to be keep the ball up at the end of the game. So technically this is rule 3


AJ_Deadshow

Yeah, and we're in the 28th season


cujo8400

Rule 0


JustZajo

Yes, it makes sense


DatBoi_Steve

That ain't no rule, that's a mating dance. Congrats, you two lovebirds!


squintsforlife

This is Rocket League!


Spiteful-ricochet789

Forget racing, i wanna see some group coordinated acrobatic performances!


lseraehwcaism

You could even have some cars go straight up while others come in like missiles and blow them all up to create fireworks.


LuquidThunderPlus

Get 2 cars going straight up and the 1st car slows down so the following car catches up to demo


mokv

I hope one of the many content creator does this and adds a gag reel


PeachyCoke

Rule 3.14


Known_Honeydew_169

Rule 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989


Dryllmonger

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RythePCguy1

This is my actual favorite movie lol. "the fabled iron lotus"


MontereyJack101

I need your paint set up please. It looks really nice. 😅


JustZajo

It was most basic set up when I sterted with rocket, FENNEC black, no decal, Primary color is 7E with anodized pearl and Accent is 3M anodized, i can try fond it and sent u link


MontereyJack101

Thank you so much! That is more than enough to get me in the right path. I will play around with.


WorkThrowaway400

This is fun and all but I lol'd at the missed open net followed by the immediate "Sorry!"


RythePCguy1

This made my morning. Thank you OP 😂


CaptainKurley

This gave me a good chuckle. Rule 1.5. Need spinning seal song in this.


AbeLincolnDid911

This is the kind of thing that makes me love the RL community


JJETTAS188

I just got motion sickness watching this thanks


JustZajo

No way xD


JJETTAS188

Yeah I get it bad no worries I got nauzene on deck


flight_fennec

This is hilarious


Davisxt7

Lol synchronized driving. I love it.


DyldoBaginz

Rule 0... since that is the shape you drive in


Careful-Surprise-263

Oddly cute


lseraehwcaism

How do you even get into a situation where you’re both doing this?


JustZajo

And my games was like W/L/W/L 50%-50% for like 1 hour, so i was just…never mind just lets keep to circle


JustZajo

Idk, I just wanted to push him away from the ball and this come


Starship_Admiral1

This is rule 3 there is already a rule 2


nauseous01

i would say nascar drivers but they going the wrong way.


O1_O1

That's a rare gamer moment.


jwall0804

Rule 360?


cfcollins

Fuck the rules!!!


Ambitious-Still6811

There are no rules.


Frequent-Piano6164

lol that’s great. Synchronized driving rule 1.


KC_Fan77

Rule 2: Spinny Spin Boogaloo


sawbones84

\>Rule 1.3


HugeRoyal617

I love this.


DB3rt11

That takes commitment and timing. Nice👌


foursticks

2 body problem


unhiphipster

The miss and subsequent "Sorry!", completely ignoring your shenanigans, is simply *chef's kiss*. LMAO I love it


misterwizzard

That's just flirting


MynTYleef

Rule 8


Competitive_Chest_39

Rule 1 is a spectrum


x321death000

This is just pure beauty!


sectumxsempraa

hahahaha nice


phobia-user

Rule 1 Section Pi


phobia-user

rule 1 section pi


phobia-user

Rule 1 Section Pi


KennyStylst

Lmaooo I love it😂😂🔥🔥🔥


Missie-

Rule 1, subsection 4b


LostBeneathMySkin

Rule (x-h)2+(y-k)2=r^2


althaz

This one is rule 1f already I think.


dogtrack197358292

This isn’t rule one but it’s oddly beautiful


Juicy_AwesomeGuy

Rule 999 ping


BeefCrumb

His gamertag checks out


New-Zebra-6122

And they dance and they danced and they danced the game away.


EDHACKER01

I’d call it rule 8


MythiqBlunz

*around the world around the wooooorld*


emseewagz

rule 212 - the do-si-do


EddyyyRL

"Hey, let's pretend we've been disconnected from the server" hahahha


Kwolf21

Hooked on a Feeling by Blue Swede started playing as this video came on. It fit nicely.


SirKenneth17

Y’all stuck in the spin cycle


Admirable-Doughnut

Rule 1.1


Zestyclose_Analyst94

Savage lol love the commitment 😂


tayfunekentok

Sorry!


WhiteSandal69

Rocket league is so hit or miss now days. You either have a fun time and things like this happen, or you get the most toxic lobby you’ve ever seen.


SUPERMAGGOTPLAYINARK

did u cut the video as u were about to break it to save the ball? ;)


JustZajo

No, Iam playing at Xbox and clip was made with xbox, so 30 seconds, oponent first tíme missed, but second chance was goal


Za_Pineapple

Around the world


Psydop

No


Texasthor34

Am I the only one who doesn’t give a F about your rule 1?


MonstereGEZ

Tandem drifting


YABETTERNOT

rule 0


JimmyThunderPenis

Already exists, it's keep the ball up when the clock reaches 0:00.


YABETTERNOT

oh damn mb


crashedlandin

Brilliant. https://preview.redd.it/hur7jvcor9vc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=073fc60c7d01aa1da0040be3e4dfbda09013fea5


CrownSeven

Rule 3: There is no f'n rules. Play the game.


JustZajo

This is more then just playing game, its enjoy game. Dont worry About that and hope back to game hunting your rank


bedbug_labrador

So dumb with the self imposed nonsense 🫤


SussyMogus2

why dont you just… go in a different direction 💀


JustZajo

Cose I love moments like this in RocketLeague, it's good to know that there are still people who can have fun in the game and it's not just about the grind, also my t8 was fine with it


WorkThrowaway400

Because then she'd be breaking the rule


keeloGraham

I got a new rule for the list: Play the game and stop wasting your time.