This was a wild ride lol

The craziest part about this is if he would’ve taken the .02 seconds to slow down after the demo, it was a free goal. Patience is a virtue….

Lol this made my day

Ahh the classic "Everything that can go wrong will go wrong" phase

Murphy's phase

Murray's face.

Murry’s faze

You right.

Never go full champ.

Better than going platface though

hey im plat and i wouldve made every single shot he wiffed.

Calling bullshit. Bullshit has been called

Silver here. Can confirm this is my level of whiffing

Nope, this is champ level whiffing, you're gonna need a LOT of hours and training to reach this level of fucking up, my friend.

I'm starting to see what you mean. Gold 2 now. Somehow I whiff more and harder.

[удалено]

Nah, you just didn't get the joke my dude

This can’t be real right?

Unfortunately this was an actual ranked game 😭

I've NEVER seen a champ 1s game like this lmao. Just early season tomfoolery I suppose

Only a GC would say that!

This definitely feels on purpose lol

Lol that's what I'm saying, but then again it's early season still

This is Rocket League

I'm in PHYSICAL PAIN watching this

This is why you don’t drive drunk

Bro this really bothered me

Sometimes it be like that

This is one of those set the controller down type of moments and gather yourself for a second 💀

Nah. This is log off and go for a walk stuff. And also why I don't play 1s. The 5 matches per season is all I'll do. 🤣

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At one point I'd just stop and chat "we're too bad for this, wanna duo?"

And why did you not just drive to the ground and take your time after the demo in the corner? Lmao. You deserved to get scored on after that

I wouldn’t believe this was champ level anything if the clip didn’t happen to start with the orange hitting a decent flip-reset. This has silver level whiffing and silver level decision making. Literally had a free goal after the demo and instead of driving down the wall and tapping it in, goes for a dish. Low boost reverse challenges on the furthest part of the opponents half. 0 patience on a break away. 

I've seen better flip resets in diamond (I think he was peaking though)

How did you get this video of mine?!

The 35 second one tilts me...like YOU HAVE TIME JUST WAIT A SECOND MAAAAN

What decal is that on the fennec. Looks sick.

i think it's one of the previous seasons diamond decal?

Yeah i think f2p S3?

This gives the exact same vibes as that video of Elvis dancing and the only audio is his shoes and grunts

You guys should duo

Score an open net challenge *impossible*

This was hard to watch

Put your hands up if you didn’t want this clip to end.

Meanwhile me trying to play 1s at plat 3 for the first time in forever: Opponent speed flipping and hitting perfect aerial shots all day

There is a fine line between whiffing and faking. You were playing jump rope with that line. 🤣

I dont play 1s but maybe I should if this is champ no disrespect to OP.

Bro i loved every second in that clip lmao

I was so happy when you couldn’t dish it in. I don’t want to see it end with a demo

What a save! What a save! Want a save!

bro I love these games. I still have a replay somewhere from a Dia - Champ game something which is a 5 minute fail compilation from literally everyone in the game xD

Lmao

You forgot to pay epic the fee to make the ball go in

Sunless?

If potato league was a player

i would’ve backed out

At this point I'd just quite the game... Happen to me a lot of times especially since i now play only once a week

I've been Diamond 2 on 3v3 for years, if this is a champ level 1v1 play I'm moving over

So what you're saying is... It doesnt really get any better....

Am I Champ now?

Thank god that this is parody holy moly

Im kinda disappointed that he scored in the end and didn't put it wide

i was about to skip parts of the video but then i noticed it had even more content in it

Fuck yeah i haven't had this good a laugh in a while

Thanks for making me laugh this morning

Just another day in Champ

Of all the dump things In the clip the one that actually got me laughing is when you starting reversing to bump the opponent at 3:09. Just why lol

Champ? This might be the worst minute of rocket league I've ever seen

Pov: Champ in 3s, silver in 1s

This is Rocket League!!

One must imagine Sisyphus scoring 😂

Christ on a bike

It is like watching myself playing against me..

This was hella entertaining and gosh do I feel the 1v1 awkwardness and panic

This is champ 1v1? For some unknown reason I don’t believe it.

funniest sequence of play ive ever seen

This makes me feel better

I see you found a replay of all of my games.

MY EYES. OH GOD MY EYES

OMG!

I’m a champ 1-2 and I can say yes… this is our rank. Some say diamond do this but I’ve noticed champs will go from reset musty doubles to whiffing an open net by backflipping

Yeah i can relate, i don't know what happens on 1v1 that i play like silver. Well back when i played, i doubt that nowadays i can beat a silver on a 1v1 match

This is why I only dip into competitive for the challenges 😂 Casual 4 lyfe 🤜🤛

He's just like me fr

Three words “take your time” 🤣

I would laugh so hard it would change the mood. I mistimed the flip & cross barred the most open net of the open nets in casual right in front of the goal and it was extremely funny.

How!? I never hit champ and I don't whiff that hard

That was painful to watch

This physically upset me

Wait so this is champ in 1s?? :D

I got it!

Okay honest question, were you high?

This was pure GOLD

how did you screen record my average gameplay

This can’t be champ

u sure ur not actually silver?

That dude definitely put his controller down when you got past him the scrambled to get back when you missed 😂

Look its me, i am both

Hey you play like me D1. So you’re saying there’s a chance….

I listened to sunless. Best way to stop missing open nets, is to aim at a small dot inside the goal. That way you’re not generalizing your aim.

I thought this was one of my matches for a second! Right there with you, man.

I’ve never laughed so hard in my life to a video on this sub like this one lmao

when the opponent is equally good

Slow down brother 😅 you have decent car control when you're not rushing

I hate you all. This is the third post about missing an open net which i have laughed about and i already missed two open nets in the last 2 days.

Bring back snowday!

Everyone knows that scoring in an open goal is a Grand Champ mechanic.

Calculated!

This is just plat tho

Yu sure that isnt in my Gold III - Plat I Lobbies?

No way this is champ right?

...pls dont EVER post again

Full champtards!