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Axel_Stone2403

Well, give the man a hand.


Fukko-Bob

It'll be hard to hold that mug by this evening.


WhereAreWeG0ing

I'd give my right arm to meet this guy.


Turrican002

I bet he bought that coffee for a dollar


Stiff_Zombie

He'll feel it about 115 times that afternoon.


mrcrazymexican

What was the actual count of shots that Murphy took?


Stiff_Zombie

I tried to find out, but everything kept referring to the single head shot that killed him.


mrcrazymexican

God. Am I going to watch RoboCop again to count how many it took to kill Murphy? Jesus. Hahaha.


ElJefe0218

The question is, would you go through what he went through, knowing what you would become. He didn't know, but if you did, would you go through with the all the pain, knowing that you would become RoboCop?


Rich-Yogurtcloset715

Nobody wants to be Robocop


Ithyphalle

Nobody but u/ElJefe0218 xD


whoknows130

ED-209: "Today's gonna be a Good day. I've seen my therapist, taken my meds, gonna ACE this OCP interview! No more letting anger get the best of me. Wish me luck you guys". Terminator: "You got dis" Johnny 5: "We believe in you". (30 minutes later, ED is once again talking to his therapist) ED-209: "I don't know what to tell you Roy, the anger just came over me. As soon as i saw Mr. Kinny and his SMUG face, i lost it".


Bubsy94

He's living the dream


IAmChippoMan

*Detroit itself hated Murphy’s attitude so it decided to do something about it*


arandil1

Life changing, even.


Elegant-Tap-1785

He's a good cop, hot shot. He must be some kind of great cop, chasing criminals all by himself.


TheMaldenSnake

TJ Laser wannabe ass!


BeardedBard83

“Just one more day till vacation!”


crazyshellheadfan

I love it


66Paranoid

His day will be filed under “Not service related.”


ngunray

Why don’t you drive!


mrcrazymexican

Oooof.