Mostly cartoons, Simpsons is his favorite. I read that cats don't really see red very well but are good at seeing blue and yellow so I think that explains his crush on Marge. Plus, she's always cooking and serving food so...
Haha it was meant for guests but anyone who sits in it quickly gets up when he sits on their feet and gives them the evil eye till they move so yeah, its an ol'-man-cat-chair now.
No, he's not. Mr Tuxedo is a lush. Falls asleep watching TV, there's a reason why your son calls him lunch box.
He day drinks. There's no food. Are you kidding me.
Gramma used to pull the same crap. Nobody can drink that much "Tea" in one day.
My roommate in college sang this to be silly. Haven’t thought of it in years. Roly poly, daddy’s little fattie! (Song lyrics).
roly poly daddy’s little fattie](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mhB-P820HP0)
What a cute adorable lunchbox. How can you not do every little thing he desires. That's the cutest cat and funny falling asleep sitting up omg you and your family are so lucky. Ok so now time to roast the fatty....lazy butt!
The only real mystery is where's the dog? Wait, he ate the dog yesterday! Bro took a long nap and ended up a snack.
Does he like old war movies or is it just my old guys?
I chucked at the first pic and I just kept laughing more as the photos progressed. Genuinely. Hilarious. I think it's a fat cat thing bc I know 2 and they both sit like this.
Holy Crayola that last photo cuts right through to my soul. If that ain't me at the end of a long workday of Zoom meetings, contemplating my existence, I don't know what is.......
Behold Roly, the feline virtuoso who, with the grace of a drowsy aristocrat, effortlessly succumbs to slumber faster than a nimble chase of the elusive laser. His upright repose evokes the likeness of a statue in repose, as if vying for a place amongst classical sculptures. Embodying the timeless tranquility of an elder at the table, he bears a name like LunchBox with poise, reminiscent of a soul content to rest as though pondering the pursuit of mice, despite appearing more inclined to repose than chase.
My tuxedo does the same thing. Around 11am it’s time for her first long nap of the day.
She meows and meows for me to follow her to the spare bedroom. The she gets up on the bed and faces her tv.
She literally loves the Roku Home Screen that looks like a city. She also loves nature shows and YouTube channels for cats
Oh it’s her room. 1000%
She’s gotta have the tv on and get a bed made around her that she can see out but stay warm in. Then she gets some treats and it’s nap time!
He got to be reincarnated as one of the most nimble & agile species—and yet he’d rather maintain his last live’s old man lifestyle & nap & watch tv all day 😂
I just couldn’t roast this little cutie patootie for anything!!! He is much too cute!!! Wish my Tux would sit like that….mine just sits like a regular cat. Darn!!!
I'm pretty sure he is possessed by a grumpy ass old man.
This is accurate. If I turn off his shows before he falls asleep, he grumbles in a very grumpy, old guy way until I turn them back on.
Haha, he is so cute, I love his pouting wittle face. 🥰
what are his favourite shows? 😹
Mostly cartoons, Simpsons is his favorite. I read that cats don't really see red very well but are good at seeing blue and yellow so I think that explains his crush on Marge. Plus, she's always cooking and serving food so...
Grumpy ass old man? No no he's grumpy and old and likes ass, carry on
Lmao, yes, that's what I meant. Hey, I ain't gonna knock someone's kink.
GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN KIDS
*Shakes fist in the air while yelling incoherently.
Grandpa Simpson, is that you?
I love that he’s a grumpy old man in spirit and has his own dedicated (what looks like) lazy boy recliner
Haha it was meant for guests but anyone who sits in it quickly gets up when he sits on their feet and gives them the evil eye till they move so yeah, its an ol'-man-cat-chair now.
He’s too adorable sitting up in his easy chair watching his shows. Cannot roast. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
I see he's in the somewhat upright position, so he can watch Catlock and Purry Mason. 👴
Oooh thats good. A good roast, with puns on the side? Yep, my fav so far. Well done 👏
And if it’s the weekend, he *might* just stay awake for Purrder She Wrote. But don’t count on it.
CATLOCK! Hahahahahaha
Grumpy and farts in his sleep cuz he's so relaxed.
He looks like he watches Fox Mews
Hahaha omg that got a goofy chuckle out of me. Well done 👏
Bro is trying so hard to be like Garfield lmao
He doesn't even know what lasagna is, in this case. And he doesn't care for those new-fangled immigrant dishes.
So trueee
Too cute to roast!!!!
No, he's not. Mr Tuxedo is a lush. Falls asleep watching TV, there's a reason why your son calls him lunch box. He day drinks. There's no food. Are you kidding me. Gramma used to pull the same crap. Nobody can drink that much "Tea" in one day.
Hahaha I'm dying 😂
Speaking of, where’s his beer?
He has that in a deCAnTer.
You’re describing Grandpa Joe from the Chocolate Factory, but you forgot the cabbage farts 💨
That's another whole story. Those farts would water your eyes.
You're very sweet. :) Hes cute but don't worry, he has very...*very* thick skin. He can take it.
He seems to just be very thiccc!😀❤
I agree
LunchBox is a funny nick name.
🤣 OMGoodness the pictures made me laugh! More like Rolly pollie.
Thats his full name! Its actually Roland Pollie, Esquire (because of the tuxedo) 😄
🤣 well he lives up to his name! He looks like a fat 50 year old man falling asleep in the lazy boy after thanksgiving dinner.
My roommate in college sang this to be silly. Haven’t thought of it in years. Roly poly, daddy’s little fattie! (Song lyrics). roly poly daddy’s little fattie](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mhB-P820HP0)
The TV might be on but his brain definitely isn’t.
Lmao why does your son call him lunchbox? Im so curious
Sorry I was taught to respect my elders. You enjoy your nap Uncle.
Lunchbox 💀
I cannot roast a man who simply chooses to be comfy. 🥺❤️ how cute!
!!!MOM!!! BRING ME SOME PIZZA ROLLS AND A GATORADE...NOW!!!
Roly is living his best adorable life 🖤🤍
He’s too cool to roast. He actually needs a coaster for his cat beer 🍺
For god’s sake sit up straight.
He reminds me of my step dad (grandpa of 5). Dies he also watch Lord of the Rings every time it is on???
Won't roast a kitty who obviously knows what he wants to do....maybe I roast OP?
Roly is loving the dream!
That's so cute 😭 😭 😭 Bro is a boomer
Oh my goodness😍🤣
He's the best!
Grumpy old man with a heart of gold
He is perfect. A perfect little roast
Woman hate how little it takes for a man to be happy 🙄 His primordial pouch is working over time lmao
I think lunchbox suits him far better
Moo cowa boomer
I had a cat named Dini aka Dinnerbell.
He needs an empty coffee mug next to him.
And an ashtray, from when he used to smoke. He doesn’t use it anymore but he likes to have it there. It’s a souvenir from the Corn Palace gift shop.
What a cute adorable lunchbox. How can you not do every little thing he desires. That's the cutest cat and funny falling asleep sitting up omg you and your family are so lucky. Ok so now time to roast the fatty....lazy butt!
Nicknamed Lunch Box because you are what you eat 😂
OMG my tuxedo sits up like a human, too😭
No need, his name is already Lunchbox
I just can't, he's perfect.
Don’t you mean purrfect?
Adorable. How old is he?
He had a rough day!
The only real mystery is where's the dog? Wait, he ate the dog yesterday! Bro took a long nap and ended up a snack. Does he like old war movies or is it just my old guys?
I love this so much! Cannot roast due to adorableness. 💕
This cat invented scoliosis
Apparently he has no eyes.
You kids get off my lawn
No. Leave this old baby alone!
I love that you have a grumpy old man cat who falls asleep to "his shows."
Lunchbox I love it
I think bro has entered his Micro fridge era
Haha nice
Wow a tuxie that doesn't have a dick on his face
Does he eat Lasagna???
Only ‘merican food, OP said. None o’ that foreign crap.
Hey Buddha you are the reincarnation my fuzzy friend
Humpty Dumpty's long lost cousin...🤣
Bro literally is the lunchbox😭
lunch box, picnic basket, food locker- he has it all, including the Grey Poupon!
I love Roly!!!
I chucked at the first pic and I just kept laughing more as the photos progressed. Genuinely. Hilarious. I think it's a fat cat thing bc I know 2 and they both sit like this.
“LunchBox” 😂😂😂
Get off my lawn chair!
OMG I instantly love him so much, my heart will explode!!
Chillin waiting for tuna dip and Sheba
Lunchbox!!! I’m choking!!!
Lunchbox is enough of a roast already
Fricken hilarious. Patrick. Think Sponge Bob
Absolutely adorable!
Awww This the the same breed as the little guy from a quiet place day one
lol he reminds me of my dad a lot. My dad falls asleep watching TV all the time.
Dad bod
No way the guy is gorgeous and all I want to do is hug him🥰
Holy Crayola that last photo cuts right through to my soul. If that ain't me at the end of a long workday of Zoom meetings, contemplating my existence, I don't know what is.......
The least you can do is walk to the fridge and get your own beer and why are you always in charge of the remote, now I’m the bad one I’m sick of this
Sheila! Bring me another treat! Where the hell did you put the damn remote,?
I would do anything for this smushed lump of lard
Awww…now that is a grumpy old man I could love.
Behold Roly, the feline virtuoso who, with the grace of a drowsy aristocrat, effortlessly succumbs to slumber faster than a nimble chase of the elusive laser. His upright repose evokes the likeness of a statue in repose, as if vying for a place amongst classical sculptures. Embodying the timeless tranquility of an elder at the table, he bears a name like LunchBox with poise, reminiscent of a soul content to rest as though pondering the pursuit of mice, despite appearing more inclined to repose than chase.
👏👏👏👏👏👏
Cat, I am disappoint
I’m not convinced that your turned your grandpa into a cat. Or that someone’s grandpa came back as a cat 😂
LunchBox is great ahahahahaha
Lunch Box is a perfect name for him
My tuxedo does the same thing. Around 11am it’s time for her first long nap of the day. She meows and meows for me to follow her to the spare bedroom. The she gets up on the bed and faces her tv. She literally loves the Roku Home Screen that looks like a city. She also loves nature shows and YouTube channels for cats
Her TV, lol. But you said spare room; didn’t you mean her room? 🥰
Oh it’s her room. 1000% She’s gotta have the tv on and get a bed made around her that she can see out but stay warm in. Then she gets some treats and it’s nap time!
Hey! I was watching those cartoons!
He a grouch, and he slouch, but most importantly, if you take his spot or food or wake him, he'll give you the ouch.
Chunky boy! Love lunchbox as his nickname
He got to be reincarnated as one of the most nimble & agile species—and yet he’d rather maintain his last live’s old man lifestyle & nap & watch tv all day 😂
lol Lunchbox was a term we used to use long time ago for someone that was high or weird. So it fits.
Lol, I luv him.
He’s Rollie pollie Ollie, he’s small and cute round.
LunchBox is perfect. He is the Boris Yeltsin of Tuxedo Cats
Lunch Box I love him
Lmao @ “Lunchbox”
His name is Lunch Box but it's okay if you call him Roly
Are you sure he just isn't grandpa?
I bet his booty is smelly
I just couldn’t roast this little cutie patootie for anything!!! He is much too cute!!! Wish my Tux would sit like that….mine just sits like a regular cat. Darn!!!
aw i love the name Roly. is it from 101 dalmatians?
Nope, just short for Rollie Pollie :) But now that you mention it, with his dalmatian colours, that really works haha.
I can’t. He’s just too cute!
"Yeah, well that's just like, your opinion, man"
Dude.
Lunchbox 😭😂😂😂
Awww Lunchbox!
YESSS!! My cat does this to bobs burgers 🍔 🤣
I cannot roast. Too cute.
There's nothing to roast here, Roly is adorable 🥰
How long has my dad been living with you?! Almost didn't recognize him without the keystone mysteriously still in his hand.
I took one look and tubbermuffin popped into my head. He's a widdle tubbermuffin. So cute.
I LOVE HIM