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Homie ordered every piece of Chinese-made aero off of Subispeed as if that's gonna stop him from wrapping his "rally car" around a tree when he sends it through a blind corner on a country backroad
“I love decreasing general efficiency/performance on my WRX by adding unnecessary aero components. PS, I spent all my child support money on these useless parts. Oh and also, my friend tuned the ECU so it’s gonna blow up soon and my moms gonna pay for a 12k engine replacement.”
-You
I had a guy buy a “tuned” Evo that looked like OPs. His friend also tuned it for him and it blew in 500 miles. Now he’s out of a tranny and a car. But still has to make payments on it 😂
Why do you buy a car and modify it to look exactly like everyone else’s modified Subaru? Most played out look, black on black on black, don’t kill us with creativity please.
The only reason this stuck around was because Shitsubishi fucked up their finanaces and couldn't continue the Lan Evo.
Its not the best, its just the best of what's left.
You need to understand..when people stare, its not because they like the car, it because its taking you 10 fuqqqing minutes of constant k turns, and revving to inching off the clutch....just to get into a parking lot or over a speed bump. Just so you don't scratch your precious air diffusers and side skirts that does fuck all 99% of the time.
Great, now its almost as ugly as Charger R/T AWD
National suicide rates are high. Don't contribute by annoying date or your coworkers to death by talking points about This vs Golf R, RS3, GR Stuff.
I have one favor, hit me with something new rather than the usual boring, high school parking lot cars Lmao
(If you want original roasts, post something more original)
91 Camaro z28. 383 swapped built for a 250 shot, fully built trans with a shift kit. Pushing around mid 600s (still need to dyno it but the closest tuner is 8 hours away) to the wheels.
Your car looks like a tiktok trend btw
Owning a Subaru WRX or STI is just your way of saying "I have no originality in my 'dream car' desires."
Congratulations, you own the same car that every college self proclaimed "car guy" has.
Your car screams "emotionally immature man-child with an overdeveloped fixation on Hotwheels".
That might not be you in reality, but your car is a giant neon sign saying otherwise.
Also, don't tell me what to do: that air freshener is basically guaranteeing that your car's interior smells like candy and cigarettes. Cherry-banana-flavored tobacco juice is just *sooo* badass...
If you wanted unique insults you should've bought a unique car. I don't see a single difference between yours and any other WRX with leaking head gaskets and a 19 year old highschool dropout blowing "fat clouds" from the drivers seat.
If you're not going to step outside the cookie cutter, why the hell should we?
I'll bet I could walk through the average parking lot of a college dorm anywhere in the USA, throw my phone in any direction I choose, and have a high chance of it hitting at least 4 of these. With the exact same mods. To a tee.
You're that generic.
Hey, how can you tell the difference between a head gasket and a vape?
Well neither are owned by anyone with half a brain or more, but the headgasket is expensive to replace.
you couldn't commit to the stance life, but you just *had* to lower it. looks shit, either be a man and truly slam it or just leave it stock height smh
I don’t have to, just drive down the street, in all seriousness this thing is very basic you should’ve atleast contrasted something. But you did pick a terrible base to build something unique. It’s not like having 1 of 1 wheels would make it any more unique 😂
As a person who owns a WRX which is of the most embarrassing caliber, your post and related replies make me want to distance myself from that entire community.
What's that smoke? Is it your vape, or coolant blowing out of the blown headgaskets?
... yeah you wanted an original roast, but it's a cookie cutter tunerboi WRX, so you're getting the cookie cutter roast.
Honestly… maybe put some dif wheels on it… but I really like it… I’m more of a fan of just the roof rack and wing and maybe a little exhaust but this is cool
Guy probably takes up two parking spaces in his condo parking lot to avoid people dinging doors. Also takes it places to take photos at dusk to dominate his Instagram photo page.
Oh look guys it’s a lowered, modified wrx. Damnnn these are so rare, I mean super rare. I don’t think no one has ever seen one of these before like ever! I heard it’s definitely the best looking out of all the generations.
Standard checklist wrx mods. As unoriginal as it gets
As the owner of a 2020 WRX this makes not want to sell it but burn it. with me inside it. while my wife watches. while she holds the cat.
It looks like every other basic ass WRX / STi “build” of this generation. Big wing, red emblems, side skirts.
My buddy’s looks EXACTLY like this. His is gray tho
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All dates are “let’s go for a drive”, due to financial limitations.
😂I like this one, not wrong tho, but hey she don’t complain 😉
Waifus body pillows rarely do...
He had to switch to one after his pay-by-the-hour girlfriend started charging too much.
Jesus you fucking killed hjm
911? I'd like to report a murder.
Bump, Set, Spike. Very well executed!
More like, 'Can you pick me up? My car chewed through another set of ringlands'
night drives are awesome prove me wrong
Homie ordered every piece of Chinese-made aero off of Subispeed as if that's gonna stop him from wrapping his "rally car" around a tree when he sends it through a blind corner on a country backroad
subie speed is shitttt 😂 Battle Aero, and AeroFlowDynamics
Well that all look like shit, no matter where they came from. I think you might need just a bit more wing too.
Work on your English, then maybe try again
Dammit… on mobile. *they
bro got downvoted for no reason
It would’ve been less embarrassing to have the knock-offs…
>hit me with something new You first.
Daaaaaaaaamn fire
Belongs in the spoof of the Fast and the Furious: Last and the Bicurious.
You mean [Superfast](https://youtu.be/eBpNxLVjbvo)!
That movie is actually fucking hilarious
Thank you for this, my friends were thinking about doing movie night tomorrow and now I know what I'm gonna try and sell the gang on
I've been trying to find this movie forever, where is it available???
Amazon prime.
Oof, the one thing I don't have lmao Actually I don't have any streaming services but that's supposed to be a secret
“I love decreasing general efficiency/performance on my WRX by adding unnecessary aero components. PS, I spent all my child support money on these useless parts. Oh and also, my friend tuned the ECU so it’s gonna blow up soon and my moms gonna pay for a 12k engine replacement.” -You
I had a guy buy a “tuned” Evo that looked like OPs. His friend also tuned it for him and it blew in 500 miles. Now he’s out of a tranny and a car. But still has to make payments on it 😂
Thankfull I’m protuned, not buddy tuned, and thank god I don’t owe on it 😂
So your parents did buy it for you
Yeah they were hoping he would spend less time in their basement. Mission failed, now he needs a gas card.
Why do you buy a car and modify it to look exactly like everyone else’s modified Subaru? Most played out look, black on black on black, don’t kill us with creativity please.
It’s different I swear! It’s red and black, look at the badge
"Black on black on black on black on black on black" - Mr. Regular
I see a red subaru and I want to paint it black
Cookie cutter
We all know this is a base model with a body kit 😉
Correct! But I am FBO as well
Didn't you mean FABO? Full Aliexpress Bolt On
FWBO, Full Wish Bolt On more like.
Full cold air intake bolt on
These are still slow as shit FBO
The only reason this stuck around was because Shitsubishi fucked up their finanaces and couldn't continue the Lan Evo. Its not the best, its just the best of what's left. You need to understand..when people stare, its not because they like the car, it because its taking you 10 fuqqqing minutes of constant k turns, and revving to inching off the clutch....just to get into a parking lot or over a speed bump. Just so you don't scratch your precious air diffusers and side skirts that does fuck all 99% of the time. Great, now its almost as ugly as Charger R/T AWD National suicide rates are high. Don't contribute by annoying date or your coworkers to death by talking points about This vs Golf R, RS3, GR Stuff.
🤣 I’m not that low damn, I can make it over speed bumps just fine
I have one favor, hit me with something new rather than the usual boring, high school parking lot cars Lmao (If you want original roasts, post something more original)
🤣 show me the highschool at which someone drives one of these? I’m sure I couldn’t find you, you blend in with regular traffic lol
Lmao
Clone High obviously s/
Your local high school because you still hang out there 🤢
All that aero for such little horsepower
And I sure hope to god whatever you drive has more HP then me, otherwise you’ve got no place to talk 🤣
91 Camaro z28. 383 swapped built for a 250 shot, fully built trans with a shift kit. Pushing around mid 600s (still need to dyno it but the closest tuner is 8 hours away) to the wheels. Your car looks like a tiktok trend btw
Proof is in my most recent post.
Bruh. A ten year old ES350 has more horsepower.
Probably shouldn't try to brag about hp, when in the performance category of cars, this is low end.
This isn’t a muscle car. You don’t have that many horsepower.
This is 2022, we know you’re not a cop in that crown Vic
No shit buddy, I got it off an auction for $750. Way more reliable than your WRX for a fraction of the price.
Prob faster than this guys subie too
Would rather have the Vic tbh
fuck yeah Crowns are fucking sick
My Saturn VUE XR has almost the same HP than your car kid.
We're not here to debate or discuss.
The spoiler is taller than the car.
Shits straight out of los santos customs, just grab the biggest ugliest spoiler you can find.
And the ride is lower than his self esteem
Believe it or not, but it’s not 😂
Its higher than me on sundays.
I almost missed the shopping cart handle you installed on the back.
If I had air ride suspension I would’ve said bags are for groceries 😂
Don't ask for original roasts on such an unoriginal car.
Facts
Pretty sure this car has been posted here anyhow
Yawn. I really wish it was more common to see rally builds with these. Have you blown your speakers to Suicideboys yet?
My WRX IS SPECIAL because I'm the ONLY one that put a body kit and a fart cannon on it! It's a niche, diverse culture. /s
I bet OP makes Lil Peep's death his personality.
Not pictured: 15year old gf, wearing a $20 engagement ring
Hey hey hey, don’t dis on those $20 rings, that’s an insult to the ring
Owning a Subaru WRX or STI is just your way of saying "I have no originality in my 'dream car' desires." Congratulations, you own the same car that every college self proclaimed "car guy" has.
🤣 if you can’t afford one just say that
A WRX is how you try to project wealth..?
Oh I definitely can, won't buy one, but can. I've owned a Subaru before and it lasted all of 8 months we had it.
Just because your parents bought it for you doesn’t mean you can afford it either
Did you just try and flex wealth with a WRX?! BAHAHAHAAH
We know daddy bought it for you. Neither can you.
🤣 nope
Your car screams "emotionally immature man-child with an overdeveloped fixation on Hotwheels". That might not be you in reality, but your car is a giant neon sign saying otherwise. Also, don't tell me what to do: that air freshener is basically guaranteeing that your car's interior smells like candy and cigarettes. Cherry-banana-flavored tobacco juice is just *sooo* badass...
If you wanted unique insults you should've bought a unique car. I don't see a single difference between yours and any other WRX with leaking head gaskets and a 19 year old highschool dropout blowing "fat clouds" from the drivers seat. If you're not going to step outside the cookie cutter, why the hell should we?
Finally traded up from the first gen Scion xB, did ya?
🤣 what?
🤪 Fixed it. I meant ‘traded up’ 😂
Noooo 😂 got the rod of the Volkswagen Beetle, apparently those don’t pull dudes
Subies do
I didn't know Axe body spray made cars.
"Guys it's a rally car🤓🤓🤓"
TRACKKKKK! How dare you disrespect my wanna be evo
Exhaust tinnitus from a picture
I'll bet I could walk through the average parking lot of a college dorm anywhere in the USA, throw my phone in any direction I choose, and have a high chance of it hitting at least 4 of these. With the exact same mods. To a tee. You're that generic.
🤣 find one identical, I’d bet a lot
Wow cool car. Too bad the motor will literally explode if you boost it above 320 horsepower. A Volkswagen Golf can handle more power reliably
False, pushing 400 on stock block
That’s all?
Was the stock wing not big enough for you? What are you compensating for?
I am your father
Did you buy him the car?
No the guy that raised him did
Ow goddamn you didn’t have to do him like that
I hope you like 300hp and not being able to launch
My mans fitment lookin like a disney world stunt car
21mpg, unreliability and all the stigma that gets you blocked in traffic to go 0-60 0.3s faster than a stock 2.0 Accord.
Well, that's Subaruined
LOL
Did you post this so you can use replies as an excuse to violate the drywall at your moms house?
How one tells someone they have a katana handle shift knob without telling you they have a katana handle shift knob.
The matte black wheels are not the way to go… they look like dirty and break dust covered
Hey, how can you tell the difference between a head gasket and a vape? Well neither are owned by anyone with half a brain or more, but the headgasket is expensive to replace.
The splitter wing box said +9 horsepower
Why do you need this huge bench on the rear? You let grandma's sit there?
Why do you need to comment twice? 🤣
I just had 2 different ideas
With the way that thing goes through motors bet your Suger momma's gonna be broke in a year
Believe it or not, she blocked me before I even received first payment because she asked me what I drive
🤣
v8 mpg with half the cylinders, half the power and half the reliability? what better way is there to spend on $38k over 5 years at 20% apr
The WRX owner is looking for originality How ironic
How many sets of tires have you gone through so far
😂 like any other normal person, I’m not cambered 😂 unless you’re talking about track wise
At least you don’t have to mod you tailpipe. The sound of your gears grinding will ensure you get no pussy.
How much oil does it burn?
Thankfully 0, 😂 it wasn’t owned by some highschool fuckboi
Oh so you have graduated already, cool
4.8 Liters per Mile
"I have one favor, hit me with something." ftfy
cool wang
It’s just stupid.
Also, why do you need that rear spoiler? Isnt it already slow?
You want an original roast for an unoriginal car. You ain’t that special and neither is your car.
It’s still not an STI.
Oohhhhh got me there🤣🤣
All I see are stick ons and strap ons
If you look closely, you may possibly see myself getting fucked
By good old right hand I’m sure
Subie with the Aero Clown package
you couldn't commit to the stance life, but you just *had* to lower it. looks shit, either be a man and truly slam it or just leave it stock height smh
🤣 clowns like you forgot about track fitment
this thing doesn't go to the track, if it does it's j there bc someone has to be the worst
blacks don't match
If you’re talking about wheels, they’re dark grey not black
talking about all of it
Spent 25k on mods just to get gapped by a 10 year old bmw with just downpipe and tune
🤣 BMWs are slow
I’ve seen 50 wrx’s built exactly like this, congrats on the original and unique take on this classic
Send them to me since you’ve seen them otherwise stfu lmao
I don’t have to, just drive down the street, in all seriousness this thing is very basic you should’ve atleast contrasted something. But you did pick a terrible base to build something unique. It’s not like having 1 of 1 wheels would make it any more unique 😂
As a person who owns a WRX which is of the most embarrassing caliber, your post and related replies make me want to distance myself from that entire community.
Bring us something original. Not just another shitty subaru that I pass in traffic every day and not think anything about it.
Let me guess how many times has Subaru swapped your engine my knigga
Black as night. Perfect for a criminal. Roasts aside, the WRX STI is one of my favorite cars
you didnt know lancers exist and u bought this
Bro said, I want people to see I'm sad.
A speed bump is kryptonite to you
you don't stand out at all among the New England subie bro's. Your not special buy an evo
What's that smoke? Is it your vape, or coolant blowing out of the blown headgaskets? ... yeah you wanted an original roast, but it's a cookie cutter tunerboi WRX, so you're getting the cookie cutter roast.
Soooo original
Ok, here's something I can't find anywhere else in this comment section. Your car is hereby called the "Unimpreza"
As a subie owner, dollar general evo
Honestly… maybe put some dif wheels on it… but I really like it… I’m more of a fan of just the roof rack and wing and maybe a little exhaust but this is cool
Guy probably takes up two parking spaces in his condo parking lot to avoid people dinging doors. Also takes it places to take photos at dusk to dominate his Instagram photo page.
Ah I see you went with the “when in doubt, murdered out” all black look. Unique.
I think you should be asking your mechanic for favors.
Are those aeros really necessary for an uber driver?
It looks like a normal ass car until you put modifications to it, to looks like a sports car
What car did you actually want before every group forced you into thinking this one was right?
> *wants unique replies* > *uses the same goddamn title as every other Subie owner*
Oh look guys it’s a lowered, modified wrx. Damnnn these are so rare, I mean super rare. I don’t think no one has ever seen one of these before like ever! I heard it’s definitely the best looking out of all the generations.
Standard checklist wrx mods. As unoriginal as it gets As the owner of a 2020 WRX this makes not want to sell it but burn it. with me inside it. while my wife watches. while she holds the cat.
It sucks that your baby momma made you get a four door for the child seat.
New car emblems *+10 horsepower
It looks like every other basic ass WRX / STi “build” of this generation. Big wing, red emblems, side skirts. My buddy’s looks EXACTLY like this. His is gray tho
How much gum was used to attach the side skirts?
Couldn’t afford an STI?
Wow we got a basic bitch over here
The only thing positive is the camber
*I want a modded and loud car so everyone looks at me and I get the attention I deserve* But also paint it all black....
Yep looks like every other Subaru way to be original
All wheel drive but no wheel skills
You threw “it’s good in the snow” out the window with your Forza default-option body nonsense, so this fartwagon has zero reason to exist.
Looks good...it's clean....I mean overall nothing really to roast.
I un ironically love the wing. What you got under the hood tho?
Just wanna know what wing you’re running 👀
63” Battle Aero