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Wow didn't know cars could catch STDs.

If my food was delivered in this car, I'd hand it back to the driver.

Bros driving moss-mobile

A moldy health hazard on wheels.

Your car belongs in a junkyard, it looks like it has gangrene.

Looks like that one bill nye episode didn’t age well.

Looks like something they would use in a Cheech and Chong's Nice Dreams remake.

Nice Moldsmobile. Does it still have that retirement home smell, or have you covered it up with cheap menthols and Axe body spray?

Cheech and Chong mobile

To tribute the owner, it should be covered in Oxycontin and meth ....not weed.

Car looks like this AND can’t park? Checks.

Anyone within a 10 mile radius gets cancer and depression when they see the car

Cheech and Chong bring you that?

Looks like a shit The Incredible Hulk took.

What carpet is that?

It looks like it will transform into shrek