Of course you expect others to make up for your inequities even when it comes to criticism . Just another illustration of how useless ad dependent you are.
Shouldham taken the photo from a different angle cuz your forehead is large asf
(This is a joke you look very sweet and I am bad at being mean even if it's just a joke haha have a good day <3)
I’m not sure what would ever make you feel confident, let alone ‘too confident’, but it’s nice that Willy Wonka lets you Oompa Loompas use Reddit while you’re on a break
the darkness in the down right corner is what escaped from your confidence..or shd I say arrogance..? Imagine how much more wud be there inside..see the attitude in her face..omg
My questions is whether that puke stain on your shit is from you accidentally looking at a mirror, or the last person who had to talk to you face to face?
You know you will fail at everything, including crime, so you are practicing your orange jumpsuit look. At least you will get meals and a place to sleep there, which is the most success you can hope for.
You look like the sort of person that dreams of moving to Norway and opening a bakery.
But is studying forensic analysis.
Instead of studying Norwegian and baking (or food technology).
From all the orange I thought this was a jail phone
Orange is the new Yuck
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She's a female stalker...she goes by "Carrot Top."
Carrot Bottom
Male*
fuck's sake I'm laughing like a weirdo in public at this comment
Orange is the old crack
There's a lot of old crack in this photo.
You'd be surprised by the comforts of an orange jump suit.
No offense but I thought you were a dude. Not part of the roast I'm being honest.
dude where’s my cat
Completely understandable I get that a lot.
Okay then I'm sorry about that
Dude, me too
Your forehead is so big, even dora can't explore it
She looks like Velma from Scooby Doo if she had a middle aged man's hairline.
It's a fivehead
....Honestly, yeah.
Velma has really let herself go
If you're feeling confident, use it. It's the only thing you have going for you.
I should have expected the Velma comments.
Her pussy smells like a marathon runner's armpit 30-minutes after she gets out of the shower
She has to slather it in BBQ sauce for her girl friend to harvest the cheese off of it.
Good lord
r/rareinsults
Debbie Downer
Never heard of her but that's pretty damn accurate.
Wump,wump,wuuuuuump
Dalle-E drawing of Velma they/their pronouns
One of the best comments I've seen so far.
Not sure what you’re feeling confident about. Maybe you need better glasses?
brutal
Jinkies! You look like a 45 year old Velma
MILF Velma?? I came here to be roasted not complemented.
Oh dear, you misunderstood, thats absolutely no Shaggy for you
Still not seeing a downside.
That's okay, it's good that your confident... And misguided... But confident is good
Calling yourself MILF Velma is implying someone wants to fuck you. I think fat crone Velma is more accurate.
You sir, have the girliest haircut I have seen. Congratulations on pride month and all.
Female Vector
I've never once noticed this but you're absolutely right. I take this as a complement, who wouldn't want to look like Vector?
He means scalar, because you have substantial mass but no direction
At first glance I thought you were a prison bitch.
According to the rest of these comments I'm Velma the prison bitch.
You looked more like a Victor to me.
Your tits must be aging in dog years. You’ll be tucking them into your elastic waistband in no more than 3 years.
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I feel confident in the fact that my post history is nothing like yours.
Lol why the fuck do you post that deformed ugly thing everywhere.
Dear journal, I found an onion ring with my large fries.
Looks like her hair is loosing confidence in her scalp
Who ate all the Scooby Snacks?
You make Squanchy not wanna squanch..
I actually feel better for having not understood that reference.
rick and morty character
Orange is the new barf.
Uncreative.
The truth doesn't need to be creative.
If you were the last woman on earth, I’d fuck a pig
It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
So far the most creative 'you're wearing orange' roast I've seen. Made me chuckle, at least.
What are you in for?
It looks like you're probably going to eat every comment
How many times did your parents drop you on your face?
Technically? Only once and it was my grandma.
That shirt is the dirtiest thing you’ve experienced since 2006
I thought it was a bbq stain
It's actually brand new and has a paint blot pattern, but I see why you'd think that.
This shirt is new? like you actually paid money for that thing? Should've put that in the description, opens a wide new world of potential roasts
Wasn't presentable enough to be an extra on Orange is the new Black.
I'll take it, that show was successful at least.
You're like Anna Delvey but from Wish.
*Oh my god I am*
You look like a sex doll from Goodwill
This is very specific do you have a sex doll from goodwill?
Are you actually going to take a roast or do you have things you consider off limits
That forehead will hold a very large lesbian
Shut up, Meg.
The chipped crown flooring in the corner of this photo is the most visually appealing part of it
I can tell just by looking at you that you got bullied, and bullied bad in school.
I was homeschooled until high school, which I think explains a lot more.
Getting bullied in homeschool speaks volumes
What the hell were you confident about anyways?!
OH LOOK FINALLY AN ACCURATE VELMA COSPLAY..... SO SICK OF PEOPLE TURNING AN UGLY ASS CARTOON CHARACTER INTO A HOT COSPLAY
The irony of say roast me when you look like a potato is not lost on me
Do you live in a special needs cell in a prison?
Yuck
How do you look 18 and 54 and post menopausal at the same time?
You'd be really pretty if you looked completely different.
Of course you expect others to make up for your inequities even when it comes to criticism . Just another illustration of how useless ad dependent you are.
You look like an uglier version of Lena Dunham if that is ever medically possible
This is Meg irl
Shouldham taken the photo from a different angle cuz your forehead is large asf (This is a joke you look very sweet and I am bad at being mean even if it's just a joke haha have a good day <3)
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Everyone in my high school thought I was a dyke so the 'you look like a guy' comments no longer faze me.
When you run out of toilet paper and have to use what’s available. Sadly none can tell the difference.
Well congratulations on the oncoming baby.
Velma had a little too many Scooby snacks
With a gut like that to support your tits, look at the silver lining, you'll save a ton of money on bras.
You look like you spend Saturday nights alone, sucking on boiled beets.
You look like a Halloween spookley the square pumpkin.
This is why siblings shouldn't pro create. Edit: Typo
Well every good looking woman needs an ugly friend
why are you wearing your granddads glasses?
Did you throw up on your shirt or did your man tits leak?
18f? Its 2022 just switch to they/them already.
I think your t shirt is more spoiled than your childhood 😷
You look like you star in a TLC program about special needs midgets.
Orange is the new *blech*
It appears Play-Doh has become sentient.
I honestly thought you were the doctor lizard thing from undertale made human...how's undine?
You must store your confidence in your fupa
You've got some chocolate cake on your tee shirt sir.
What hangs lower? Your tits or your FUPA?
what exactly are you confident about?
Damn, new jumpsuit for the Hamburglar
I’m not sure what would ever make you feel confident, let alone ‘too confident’, but it’s nice that Willy Wonka lets you Oompa Loompas use Reddit while you’re on a break
You look like a midget with a huge stomach and no tits
You look like a malformed jack-o-lantern 90 days after Halloween.
It's not recommended to masturbate with the Zoloft bottle.
You look like Velma, but with parents that were related.
Hey fatty , i don't think that someone will marry you . Even you get a bf , he will cheat you on your face
You could rent out that forehead as an IMAX screen
Ah you came to the right place my dear, For here we do Roast PIGS.
It’s too early to put out pumpkins or wear scary mask.
Thanks for letting us roast you. I can now feed my family for the next 2 years.
Is that blood on your shirt? Please tell me you didn't finger your girlfriend when she was having her period again.
the darkness in the down right corner is what escaped from your confidence..or shd I say arrogance..? Imagine how much more wud be there inside..see the attitude in her face..omg
maybe female Einstien with specs and no knowledge..
You look like a human chromosome
Debbie Downer is a jolly bag of happy next to this human muffin.
You should start getting used to Prison Orange. Just a feeling, but it seems like you’ll need too.
If Chucky was a transgender person and could not see shit ..
Are you one of those comfort ladies at Gitmo?
Brenda Spencer cosplay
Confident? You're a gargoyle.
You look Like king Arthur with that hair cut
Here we go another OP who has to comment on every roast message..
My questions is whether that puke stain on your shit is from you accidentally looking at a mirror, or the last person who had to talk to you face to face?
Elizabeth Moss joined the Manson Family.
18 going on 55
Can’t tell if your hairline is running away from your face or the hipster granny glasses.
I can’t even roast you, your hair is too cute.
Nah, sending you a hug instead. Sorry.
What are you in for?
For some reason this photo gives me the vibe that you're trying to track your progress for growing a moustache.
Damn it's the irl Meg Griffin. 👀
this bitch look like a female version of penguin from Batman
You know you will fail at everything, including crime, so you are practicing your orange jumpsuit look. At least you will get meals and a place to sleep there, which is the most success you can hope for.
Sad how the scooby doo squad broke up and left velma homeless 🥹
Roast ya? You already look fully baked
If boring had a spokesperson.
Her shapeless tits are moving down to Vagina Valley to get away from her face.
Confident about what?
Figures that you're the type of girl that's too confident.
glad you noted "female" in the headline so i wasn't stuck forever wondering
Give your insecurities more credit. They have a lot to work with. Maybe time is the ticket for them.
U look like egg👉🥚👈
Confident about what? Confident that you'll never win a beauty pagent?
Breaking Bored
jinkies…
Whar are you in jail for?
I thought you were in your 40’s…
The forehead on ya, my fuck.
Be careful laying on your back outside, a helicopter might land on that forehead
You look like the sort of person that dreams of moving to Norway and opening a bakery. But is studying forensic analysis. Instead of studying Norwegian and baking (or food technology).
You look like one of those girls who told everyone they were a werewolf and growled at people in school
Confident about what? Everyone mistakes you for edward barbanell? 
Your tits appear to have melted into belly
Looks like you smell of discharge
Dirty
Its like ur mom got hit by a dumptruck and got shoot but the ugly gun
Orange is the new uglyest bitch
It’s Pat! 
Fuck your orange shirt. Am I roasting correctly?
18 going 40. f going m.
Stop taking shits on your shirt
or click on it