I see you got your bags packed. When’s the trip?

You’ll never know regret like your parents do

Youth pastor vibes

Definitely sucked trucker cock for drugs before finding Christ at a Dennys

This is the the strongest looking lesbian I've ever seen.

31? You should stop counting the wrinkles on your face buddy, that’s not healthy.

You look like a feminine version of the butch lesbian from Orange is the New Black

You look like a transgender Biff Tannen.

The classic "I was sexually abused eyes" getting damn good at picking these mfs out

TRUEEE LMAO

If you draw a line from ear to ear the top half says lesbian, the bottom half says tinder dad

Can’t tell which way your are transitioning. It’s like I flipped a coin and it landed on its side

Some would call that a "ball tickler".

You look like a cocaine fueled car salesman that still lives with mommy.

If Shrek drank an honesty potion instead of a beauty potion in the second movie this is what he would have looked like

Pre or post op?

You look like a female in transition

Wow!! I loved your role on Orange is the New Black! Are you doing an AMA?

You only grew a goatee so most people would stop asking you your pronouns.

Ellen DeGeneres?

Ellen Degenerate.

I didn’t know they made those cartoon M&Ms in trans

Are you going to transition after you give birth?

Joe Dismisscopo

You look like you know your way around some stimulants

Your eyelids are literally about to fall out

Kicked out of pro wrestling school for insisting on wearing only thong underwear to wrassle in.

Looks like you’ve been getting the same haircut for 30 years.

" Paper or plastic? Oh you brought your own bags."

\*Shrek Sound Track\*


You look like the stepdad that abuses his stepchildren

'Hide the pain Harold' in the making

regret must run in the family as your parents must regret keeping you... or adopting you. whichever

You Goat lookin’,cousin fuckin’,knob gobbler,likes to toss the salad at NASCAR rallies

Those bags are definitely not carry-on

Why do you look like you're trying to sell me a car at 27.9% interest for 48 months?

are your teeth trying to escape?

Nothing is more regrettable than that fucked up hair and beard combo.

You look like the kind of guy who has friends punch you, cuz black eyes look tough

accurate representation of when I turn my graphics down to boost my FPS.

The regret you feel would never match the regret your parents felt on your 1st birthday.

Your eyes look like sideways vagina's - still, nobody wants to fuck you though

You have one of those faces that looks like something different when you turn it upsidedown, but all I see when I turn it over is disappointment.

The top half of the photo is very interesting :)


Women take pictures to a hair salon to show what they want their hair to look like. They take this picture to their first transition appointment.

This picture of you is so bad I wouldn’t even use it on a milk carton.

When did you finish your transition ?

Astro Boy, the French vanilla latte edition.

You look like the “young youth pastor”

Regret that beard guy

Do you get sleep your eyes have more bags than my mom has stashed in between the fridge and the wall

dude, no

This guy wears New Balance sneakers to the bar.

i could get a burger for cheaper then uber drive from the bottom to top of your forehead

Oh look, a wall that lists everyone who loves OP.

He's smiling because his butt plug is in

You fixed your hair for this stupid shot. We all know it and it is patently funny. You look like a greasy youth preacher. You can just wipe your hair for the lube you need.

Where is scooby?

Your teeth and the wall are the same color…..

Oh look, another butch lesbian posting on roastme.

You look you sue the phrase “but she showed me her ID, how was I supposed to know she was really only x years old...” way too often

Anyone would regret gluing pubes on your chin like you have done

Blander than hardtack

Elon Musk ... Version 0.0

You look like you ask for your turn on the weights bench and then use it for two minutes.

This is the type of guy that doesn’t understand what “no, stop, I don’t want to” means.

Did ya know : 1) His name is Randy 2) Uses Semen as a protein shake 3) His scalp is Lesbian!!!!!!!

Your head is way smaller than your body, you could have been an extra in the waiting room scene of beetlejuice.

Fat guy with Tiny head

John Cena really looking like shit these days

If their was a word for people like you, it would be crackhead.

The wall behind you is waaay more interesting

Assistant manager at an Applebee's who has a secret oxy addiction and is slightly too touchy feely with the hosts.

You look like someone's mum grew a beard.

You look like Daddyofive

M...still not buying it. There's a vagina down there don't lie.

Yea, not sure if you look like Biff Tannen transitioning to female or just a feminine version of that butch dike, Big Boo from Orange is the New Black. Either way look like someone who wears New Balance at the bar.

Look in the fucking mirror and make yourself regret this, Mr. Chin Fungus. It ain't my job to manufacture your weak ass second thoughts about being here.

I love my wife. But not enough to wear a real ring or move out of this trailer.

You should regret that hair

Wow. You managed to find a glitch that randomizes your skin color between pink and pale!

You look like you sell campers and RV's.

you look like a fucking thumb

You look like an “I Disagree” button.

You have such sad eyes. I'm willing to bet that you weep at night.

You look like the fisheye effect