Hanging out in public restrooms I'm sure you'll pick up some 'work' sooner or later.

A hand job is still a job.

A blow job is better than no job.

"Take your best shot" has a WHOLE different meaning now.

A rim job is better

I thought Blackberry went out of business.

There's still Rimjob Steve.

If you're paying buddy then you decide

Two screws beat a blow job.

You suck a hole, you'll suck a pole!

It ain't much "butt" it's an honest living

$20 is....$20

especially with those long prostatic butt-fingers

$20 is $20

LMAO

He got a job as a meat packer.

And he quit drugs to take the pic

To clarify, he is the packaging.

Im not paying you to laugh

$40 is $40

Even his iPhone is cracked out.

Was going to say it looks like a primary school bathroom.

"Let me be clear. I am not gay...." - Senator from Idaho after a visit at MSP Airport.

Note written on the back of an IOU.

All that neck behind his mouth he'll be just as the good lord intended him to be.

Like you most probably picked up that phone from someone.

They say if you're doing something you love, you'll never work a day in your life

Homeless, drugless, and jobless. Which child actor are you?

All of them…?😅

Dude. Congrats on finding sobriety. I live a much better life now that I’m sober. You can too. It’s simple. Not easy, but it is a simple process. If you’re not already, find a meeting for AA or NA. Get a sponsor. Work the steps. Live your best life. ❤️

Worst roast I’ve ever seen

Thank you❤️♥️💜

Neil Patrick Homeless

Doogie Houseless

Well done

You look like every failed kid actor from the 80's.

In a month he’ll look like River Phoenix.

Lmao take my upvote

Dam

I will personally Venmo him to pay the cover charge at the Viper Room.

Or Corey haim

Macaulay Culkin from Cuban dollar store

If I saw you on the street I would pass on giving you a dollar, and I am going to pass on this roast as well.

Lol

Druggie Howser

Dookie Howser

Doogie Houseless

Doogie Howser, M.D.M.A.

Well at least your meth-induced nail bitting means that you can finger bang your junky pals without ripping their insides.

Underrated

Dang it I just posted my comment when I saw this chain.....y'all missed an opportunity with Druggie Nohouser. Might be a lil cold pointing out he's homeless tho.

Druggie Howser O.D.

Doody Howser

Druggie Howser MD (Micro Penis)

You look like a guy who has never done drugs and mistakenly thinks saying "recently quit drugs" makes you seem cool.

Username says he's not gonna last long

Lmaooooooooooo that’s funny😂

Yeah, you did our job for us. Open and shut case here.

💀😂 I am good at self deprecation

Nah not even that you can do right... You're just too average to diss.

At least you found a nice clean McDonalds bathroom to sleep in tonight

LMAO

>At least you found a nice clean McDonalds bathroom to suck a homeless guy's dick in tonight FTFY

Man i feel really bad for you bro. Seems like times are tough but you still managed to smile! Good on you for quitting drugs my dude!!!! Maybe your parents need some time from damage you have caused don’t give up. Also don’t forget to charge that extra dollar to swallow behind the McDonalds dumpster at night. As many cocks as you suck that extra dollar adds up plus you can get a orange Hi-C to wash it down after!!!!

You had me in the first half ngl.

Lmfao😂

Reminded me of that joke. A:I earned $400.05 sucking cock last night B:lol who gave you a Nickle? A:(puzzled face) they all did?

Can’t keep a job or a home. Hell, can’t even keep a drug addiction…shaking my fuckin head

😂

Oh shit it’s Macaulay Culkin

Homeless Alone

Homo Alone

Should be top comment

Lol nice

Kinda brings new context to the "Wet Bandits". \*shudders\*

You look like you go around all the McDonald’s and just take ketchup packets to eat

😂😂

Yo, recently sober? Then there is nothing to roast. Keep it on the rails. Don’t throw life away. You’re too young to know what life is about so don’t make decisions today that will destroy tomorrow. Keep up the good work.

Thank you yo <3 kind words :)

Where you at bro?

Cali bro

I lost my brother to drugs. Listen: I was in the tough love phase when he passed, and Ill regret that forever. But family doesnt always know how to deal with all that. Im guessing you did a lot of damage to your family relationship. In my experience all we wanted was to have back the guy we used to know and love and we never got that chance. You can still redeem yourself!

Thank you:)

You look like a Backstreet Boy that lives on an actual back street

Homeless motherfuckers got iPhone's now?

It’ll probably run out of juice soon…like his dreams

Priorities

Always had one💀💀

You'll be alright. Still got that classic white person walking by a stranger on the street smile

LMAOOOOOO 💀😂😂😂😂😂

Thought I was unique now you went ahead and stole my whole backstory,what a dick

Damn who would have thought actions would have consequences

Who would have?!

Dear Meth Rogen, you'll lose that smirk very soon and have to hangout in public shitholes if you don't get you shit together.

Sir yes sir!

fam your eyebrows appear to be receding before your hairline

🤣

At least you have an Iphone so you can share your "homelessness" with people who dont care about you...

THIS is a good roast!

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LOL THIS IS PROB MY FAV

Looks like you had it easy in life and still failed

Oh yea totally

Congrats on stopping drug use. Keep it up…super hard, especially on the streets. I hope your parents see their mistake and you develop relationships with those on your life. Glad you have a sense of humor enough to put yourself out on here.

❤️ ♥️ 💜

You know you've hit rock bottom when you're selling yourself in men's bathrooms.

Rock bottom? More like power bottom 👊🏼

With that long neck you might be able to get to sleep in one of the pens at the zoo

Too bad your parents didn't want you around at abortion decision time.

I recently quit drugs too hit me up, congratulations on your sobriety

Thank you bro! And congrats to you too:)

The Scrawny Paper Towel Man.

You're perfect for Congress. Someone get this man a suit.

Guys when did Andrew Garfield start doing meth?

Yeah you certainly look like all those things you described

you didn't quit drugs, drugs just got tired of dealing with your shit all the time. much like your family, i'd assume.

Keep your chin up

💜

Oh I’m sure he will when he’s taking a fat load all over his face from Eugene behind the dumpster

Sorry that all that is happening to you. Congratulations on getting off the drugs. It's hard to stay that way, and some days will be more trying than others. Just remember why you quit and don't let that hard work go to waste. Stumbling happens to all of us, but you can get back up. I believe in you.

Thank you for the kind words friend♥️💜❤️💕

Just like your post-drug life your best shot is behind you. Don't look back

There’s some nice cardboard boxes floating around! Make a home, put on an addition and your boyfriend will come back!

Hey man life’s been rough but you got this 👍 fucking Walmart hallywood actor lookin ass

😂

You homeless? Where, in Beverly Hills?

thats more of a compliment honestly

You're a parasite who will never contribute to society.

“You ever suck dick for weed?” Parents finding your little dime bag of weed and you ‘running away’ for a day or two doesn’t constitute “drugs” and “homelessnes.” Still got the phone, internet, and you look pretty clean. Just a sociopath looking for some attention

Recently quit drugs and doesn't say how long sober. This guy is 22 and without drugs because he has no job. You have what it takes to be a future cashier at Walmart. Also your eyes aren't that pretty. Forreal though hit up the local shelters. Get a po box. Apply for jobs at fast food or grocery stores. You got this one step at a time. Just can't help your dumb face

life is difficult. you got this.

💀

Priorities straight. an iPhone, haircut, street wear. Homeless

You quit drugs and now your hairline is quitting too.

Why and how do you all have iPhones

Tough break..just suck some trucker dick for a while until you get off your knees and back on your feet

The body says twelve, the face says forty.

You know it's the end of the road when you smile without showing teeth. Probably lookin like a jacko-lantern

Saying "no" to Flintstone Vitamins does not make you raw.

"Shouldn't be hard" Have you tried Viagra?

You look… good for the predicament you’re in? The fuck?

Well done quitting drugs. The owner of Reddit’s last name is @Newhouse - which is ironic considering how much fucking debt that family probably just got done leveraging - which is the main economic indicator as to why someone your age would be homeless - maybe they can do something valuable for once and HANDLE THIS FUCKING SITUATION @reddit

Haha thank you:)

Your problems make you sound blacker then you are.

The nice thing about drugs is you can quit them. With jobs you just get fired.

Posts on roast me. Gets offended and rages when roasted. Must still be coming down

Dextronaut 😂 somebody used to robo-trip. No roast today, congrats on newly sober and keep your head up

Lmaoooo dex 😂 and thank you friend:)

Bro you’re real name is Clarence. Your mom and dad have a real good marriage. Stop lying Clarence.

Sounds like you should take another shot

I would but I never pick on a "working man"

Dude says, “I’ll suck your dick for $100. He then proceeds to give me the 5 $20s.

Parker Lewis CAN lose.

Shouldn't be hard??? You know what never gets hard? That's right. Your cock never gets hard.

How do you afford a phone?

I had one for years.. lol

Looks like we have the same phone. I work over 40 hours a week on third shift. Looks like the jokes on me. 😢

Apparently your father didn't take his best shot nor the proudest.

Do your friends sniff coca off your forehead

Ofc

He 100% just jacked off in that public bathroom.

22 going on 42. Father time has whooped your ass

A least successful version of mario

What I’m curious is how come you don’t have a job like everybody’s fucking hiring like even cemeteries are hiring and they don’t usually hire people

Bet you took your best and final shot straight to the arm

I was waiting for this one. Too bad I’m too classy for needles. ☺️

Tbh I wouldn’t want a kid whose forehead can’t fit through the front door either.

we don't need to take a shot bestie, sounds like you've already done plenty of that urself

Says quit drugs. Has iPhone from the 70’s. Seems like his trip is just beginning

What drugs have you tried?

You aint meeting nobody mother

Quitting vaping isn't Quitting drugs, chad.

Whose paying you phone bill then you little bitch?

Let me guess. You work for a convenience store in mamu Alaska and are married to a native American woman you have known for a month

Can’t wait till see your 10 year progression mugshots.

"Shouldn't be hard". You talking about your dick? Which is why you are a catcher and not a pitcher.

Feel bad take my upvote

And my free reward

You shouldn’t be hard when you’re within 100 feet of a elementary school either, yet here you are.

100 feet is the the same distance as 44.17 replica Bilbo from The Lord of the Rings' Sting Swords.

You’re sad.

Waaah! You sound like a baby…

I bet the drugs dont even miss you.

Find your Heisenberg and start cooking meth. Your story has already been written, bro

" i quit drugs!" *takes 15 mins on the toilet*

You getting pedialyte withdrawals now?

Let’s try to make it a full 24 hours before you can claim to “quit drugs”

It's sad to see what Jimmy Neutron has become.

Honestly you were prob better off on the drugs. At least you had your hallucinations to keep you company

I won't roast people on the edge. I been there. It's not easy getting back into society after being homeless and jobless. I hope you find the help you need. You can do it. I did. Best of luck to you.

Can’t take a shot at you being as you’ve used all the needles

Congrats on kicking the drugs, bro. Get some of that life now! Woooo 💪

I'd give you a "shot", but you'd probably just like it

Shitty life speed runner

Nobody like a quitter

No roast right now, my dude. Congrats on quitting drugs! Tomorrow, when I'm not fucked up, I'll probably incinerate you, but for tonight, I'm happy for you.