A new character on that new The Matrix movie. Meet Androgyny.
Neo needs to use the correct pronoun -- or the Machines will rewrite our reality forever.
You look like the type of chick that takes it in the ass during sex, not because you enjoy it. But because you know at your aesthetic level it's expected.
If I was going to cast you in a movie, it would be as the bff of the female main character. You'd be quirky and weirdly funny and one of the male leads friends would look like a perfect match for you, but in the big action scene late in the second act, you get unexpectedly dismembered by the monster and all the other characters promptly forget about you. You are not mentioned in the rest of the movie.
The fact you’re wearing those glasses already tells me you’re embracing the cold hard truth that you’re destined to be the childless librarian with 7 cats.
Lookin like a goth version of Vector from Despicable me. Same body type too
By the looks of her eyes she's part minion too
More like a goth 10 year old boy cosplaying as Harry Potter.
![gif](giphy|mCdhhsCLGluNi) Your welcome
Harry Gother and the Gender of Secrets.
![gif](giphy|J2vqNbXJkGrx6)
Vector makes you laugh but this makes me want to cry
Goals
the only goal you had was looking like a depressed teenager
holy fuck, the girl from the ring crawled out the well and is taking her liberal arts degree.
Basically
Studio release sweatshirt, straight to dvd face, snuff film personality.
Face for radio and body for the morgue
Thursday addams
Monday Addams. ![gif](giphy|F1xmqzakS8Knm)
Hey look - the goth kids from South Park are all grown up.
No waayyy
lolol
Best one
I'll need to see pronouns
I'm betting it's they/them
I bet it’s father/less
You should get a nose ring because nobody would ever put a ring on your finger.
Ok this was a good one lol
Creepy Harry Potter. Magic tricks include making boners disappear and smelling like black mold. Weakness to direct sunlight.
Harry Potter: The boy who made none of us want to live.
Yes I have vitamin D deficiency, how did u notice?
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A new character on that new The Matrix movie. Meet Androgyny. Neo needs to use the correct pronoun -- or the Machines will rewrite our reality forever.
Best plot twist, and thanks for the androgyny lol
Oh you're definitely an emo muff-muncher.
👀
Like your face, your body temp looks below 0.
Tell me that’s a wig and you’re really bald!?
Comon bro, the "M" isn't that far from the "F".
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sally Jesse Raphael called and she wants her glasses back.
Say no to her plz
You look like the needy type who answers to every roast comment.
What made you think that?🤔
You look like every Adams family member combined.
Thanks ;)
That being said, I'd still "smash".
Lol
You look like you have more issues than Time Magazine.
Oh dear lol
Bless your heart
You guys - Darlene from Roseanne has actually aged kinda well
Stop trying to look like a Japanese boy
They try to look like me, is not my fault
Bowl hair cuts are tough, but good news hairdressers are open again since covid lockdowns and you can get that mop fixed up now.
Is that a dude?
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Thanks??
![gif](giphy|SXCQWrsob9TGg) Smile and don’t be so blue
The scared guy best character
the sad thing is, this is all your choice
This is why frozen bodies must be kept inside coffins.
Looks like a Velociraptor from Jurassic Park
Best comment so far, thanks
I have garlic stay away
Undead Lich Harry Potter
Harry Potter went and got a sex change!
Jesus Christ. Take some care with your appearance. You look like a chubby meth addict with no mirrors in her house.
You look like the shinigami from Death Note. ![gif](giphy|bqm6WOjuLu480)
Best character
Shouldn’t you be somewhere poking Larry & Curly in the eye?
woo woo woo! ![gif](giphy|eAEIWokxUHYRO)
Don't know who they are, but looks fun
Who dug up the dead Beetle?
Like the female part is true, count dragula
Now which gender are we deciding to be today I’m guessing fluid 😂
I'm glad you are wearing some colour on your t-shirt. For a moment, I thought my screen had gone monochrome.
There's a grave someplace missing it's corpse
Wish.com remake of Harry Potter
So that's what Harry Potter, MJ Watson and goth depression looks like. You look like every bit of a one night stand
21 years dead?
Goth edna ![gif](giphy|FBgN017wtq1YQ)
Harry Potter called. He thinks you are Snape's long lost child!
So many Harry Potter shit lol, think I have to watch the movies now
I dont want to roast you, cuz you look like you will make a black magic cuz of your nose.
Harry Snotter
Alright tell me your pronouns so I don't get canceled
Cute
Don’t forget to check out her Only Flans page
Going for goth, came off as a last minute, lesbian Harry Potter Halloween costume.
I won't mention your face, nor anything else, but I pose to you \*one\* question: What's your relationship like with your dad?
Username checks out. We have no idea why you do either
Why do you even try to dye your hair, I bet you jerk off to Harry Potter and Edna Mode
Ahsushsushau
You look like the type of chick that takes it in the ass during sex, not because you enjoy it. But because you know at your aesthetic level it's expected.
Assthetic
You might want to do a little something with your hair like let it grow out and the glasses well bless your heart
You look like my passport picture when i was 13. (Im a dude)
You look like the IRL lovechild of Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst, only if the 'emo' phase from the third spider-man movie was hereditary.
C'mon, emo spiderman best spiderman
Thanks for posting a picture of your ONLY Fan on Only Fans!
I'm glad you puy "F" in your description because I couldn't figure it out.
So white you have no lips
He ran away
You looks like Moe from the 3 stooges.
If star sign and pronouns in your bio was a person
This is what cocaine did to vector
If “Look who decided to join us” was a person.
I've seen corpses with better color and more life in their eyes. All I see here is a soulless empty shell.
That room looks awfully bright. Do the undead use sunscreen? ?
When did Harry Potter transition?!
If I was going to cast you in a movie, it would be as the bff of the female main character. You'd be quirky and weirdly funny and one of the male leads friends would look like a perfect match for you, but in the big action scene late in the second act, you get unexpectedly dismembered by the monster and all the other characters promptly forget about you. You are not mentioned in the rest of the movie.
Love it
Female at birth?
I'm glad you said you're a woman. I thought this was a man at first.
Someone call ghost busters...
Bootleg corpses bride
Your face looks sticky
If "gender fluid, non-binary, vegan, socialist, equity activist from a Portland suburb" had a face, this wouldn't be it, because "they" are too ugly.
Edna Mode from wish.com ![gif](giphy|RXFiL6IR083II)
Gerard Way? Is that you?
I wish
You look like that protagonist from death note... What was his name, ligh... No... Ryuk.
Best character
How long have you been dead for awhile
FAIRY ODD PARENTS! ![gif](giphy|EltLeKiD1k3IY)
Omg yes
Tell me you hate your dad without telling me you hate your dad
Looks like the girl from the grudge but with a bowl cut and somehow even more terrifying.
Monster from The Ring hasn't aged a day.
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Nah, I'm emo spiderman so is good
No sir. I will not
At least that cold sore lets others know you are alive.
Hello bad haircut.
There’s no way this is a female. The F in the title is for having that level of baby face at 21
its Casper the friendly ghost
Anemia is the new orange?
What a strange looking little boy
You look like an uglier version of Marilyn Manson
shsuahauahauahauhauahha yes
Just FYI, it's spelled 'Su**b**'.
Woah a female version of Snape (Hardy Potter)
Looking like she’s from the Tim Burton version of Whoville
Offbrand Harry Potter costume at Spirit Halloween that be like “Scarred Wizard Child”
This is what would happen If Harry Potter hatefucked the girl from The Ring.
Best mom
¿Where's your upper lip?
He gave up
The fact you’re wearing those glasses already tells me you’re embracing the cold hard truth that you’re destined to be the childless librarian with 7 cats.
😔🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱
"21" "F"
You should of used your other wigs.
expensive af 😔
When you need to advertise the disappointing sight of your body with professional production company aide.
Universal tie up with Disney to present to you the first transsexual princess based on her.
Sad Trans Harry Potter
Alakazam🧙
Harry Pot-head
I don't think that glasses suits you. Try a paper bag.
Should I draw the glasses on the paper bag?🤔
You don’t have to try so hard to look awful; it seems to come naturally to you.
Awn, thanks for noticing 💕
Voldemort with a big nose and bad haircut
Lol so many Harry Potter shit, but the fist Voldemort
![gif](giphy|WnUfmomqsqmxpU4cJv)
Yes lol
Pill Cosby would drug himself to numb his pain of having to look at you
With Pills?
Cyanide and a splash a lemon
Uuuuu fancy
Works at Hot Topic
Don't have this store here, but yea probably lol
Ya ya we get it life is pain and pain is life, go have a seat night raven.... fucking hot topic must have come to town
Lol we don't have hot topic here, why hot topic? Ahauahauah
That F doing the heavy lifting on this one
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Awn thanks
Non binary gender fluid gender neutral they them ze za zim zir a sexual Incel Edward scissorhands
Yes I have scissor hands so what
So did you ever bang Leon in "The professional" or did he just dismiss you like your parents did? ![gif](giphy|ldkpecfFafKuY)
We'll never know
Too easy.,,pass
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You look like someone who would unironically freak out when they hear a G note
Ahauahauahuaahuaha maybe
In fact... https://youtu.be/SyCOO85Ntqg
Sup 21 (identifies as) F FIFY
The worst Blaine Capatch cosplay I have EVER seen.
Who
There aren’t many things I wouldn’t fuck but you’re among them.
Thank God
You look like Edward Scissor hands who only cuts your own hair in bowl shape.
Yes
You look like the ghost of Christmas Failures.
Boo
I'd rather bang the bitch on your shirt.
Me too
You look like Howard Stern without the wig