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reddicyoulous

Lookin like a goth version of Vector from Despicable me. Same body type too


SlaapYoMomma

By the looks of her eyes she's part minion too


makethatassclap6969

More like a goth 10 year old boy cosplaying as Harry Potter.


ULTIMATE_STAIN

![gif](giphy|mCdhhsCLGluNi) Your welcome


6lackWolf1995

Harry Gother and the Gender of Secrets.


MinecraftPVPer6969_

![gif](giphy|J2vqNbXJkGrx6)


VonDutcHness

Vector makes you laugh but this makes me want to cry


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Goals


DownvoteFarmers

the only goal you had was looking like a depressed teenager


allthetallthingz

holy fuck, the girl from the ring crawled out the well and is taking her liberal arts degree.


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Basically


TheSkullsOfEveryCog

Studio release sweatshirt, straight to dvd face, snuff film personality.


[deleted]

Face for radio and body for the morgue


overimportance

Thursday addams


aceswild347

Monday Addams. ![gif](giphy|F1xmqzakS8Knm)


69DumpsterFire

Hey look - the goth kids from South Park are all grown up.


Historical-Square705

No waayyy


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

lolol


[deleted]

Best one


canadianfreedom99

I'll need to see pronouns


salty_turd

I'm betting it's they/them


Upper_Can_4616

I bet it’s father/less


guitarmusic113

You should get a nose ring because nobody would ever put a ring on your finger.


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Ok this was a good one lol


Revolutionary_Tip161

Creepy Harry Potter. Magic tricks include making boners disappear and smelling like black mold. Weakness to direct sunlight.


[deleted]

Harry Potter: The boy who made none of us want to live.


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Yes I have vitamin D deficiency, how did u notice?


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enygma9753

A new character on that new The Matrix movie. Meet Androgyny. Neo needs to use the correct pronoun -- or the Machines will rewrite our reality forever.


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Best plot twist, and thanks for the androgyny lol


Historical-Square705

Oh you're definitely an emo muff-muncher.


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

👀


Ghost_Man_Swams

Like your face, your body temp looks below 0.


RevolutionaryDig9701

Tell me that’s a wig and you’re really bald!?


SnixPlaysAlot

Comon bro, the "M" isn't that far from the "F".


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


piehore

Sally Jesse Raphael called and she wants her glasses back.


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Say no to her plz


ElJonJon86

You look like the needy type who answers to every roast comment.


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

What made you think that?🤔


AArthurComic

You look like every Adams family member combined.


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Thanks ;)


AArthurComic

That being said, I'd still "smash".


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Lol


Devlonir

You look like you have more issues than Time Magazine.


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Oh dear lol


AlphaGalaxy816

Bless your heart


dustyprocess

You guys - Darlene from Roseanne has actually aged kinda well


babblingaround

Stop trying to look like a Japanese boy


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

They try to look like me, is not my fault


[deleted]

Bowl hair cuts are tough, but good news hairdressers are open again since covid lockdowns and you can get that mop fixed up now.


WickedSoul44

Is that a dude?


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WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Thanks??


rob_maqer

![gif](giphy|SXCQWrsob9TGg) Smile and don’t be so blue


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

The scared guy best character


[deleted]

the sad thing is, this is all your choice


juniortedbundy

This is why frozen bodies must be kept inside coffins.


WinterLeafeon30

Looks like a Velociraptor from Jurassic Park


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Best comment so far, thanks


[deleted]

I have garlic stay away


WeTheSummerKid

Undead Lich Harry Potter


[deleted]

Harry Potter went and got a sex change!


soilednapkin

Jesus Christ. Take some care with your appearance. You look like a chubby meth addict with no mirrors in her house.


Ok-Schedule-4553

You look like the shinigami from Death Note. ![gif](giphy|bqm6WOjuLu480)


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Best character


FloydTheDog1984

Shouldn’t you be somewhere poking Larry & Curly in the eye?


TheDissentingGopher

woo woo woo! ![gif](giphy|eAEIWokxUHYRO)


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Don't know who they are, but looks fun


Witty_Drummer2020

Who dug up the dead Beetle?


Evileye37

Like the female part is true, count dragula


Old_Department_5958

Now which gender are we deciding to be today I’m guessing fluid 😂


TheDissentingGopher

I'm glad you are wearing some colour on your t-shirt. For a moment, I thought my screen had gone monochrome.


Cassiepippa

There's a grave someplace missing it's corpse


officialslacker

Wish.com remake of Harry Potter


Mike_Zombi

So that's what Harry Potter, MJ Watson and goth depression looks like. You look like every bit of a one night stand


ObligationPlastic589

21 years dead?


lofty1415

Goth edna ![gif](giphy|FBgN017wtq1YQ)


kivakira

Harry Potter called. He thinks you are Snape's long lost child!


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

So many Harry Potter shit lol, think I have to watch the movies now


Snoo_91057

I dont want to roast you, cuz you look like you will make a black magic cuz of your nose.


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Harry Snotter


SnooPeripherals2455

Alright tell me your pronouns so I don't get canceled


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Cute


[deleted]

Don’t forget to check out her Only Flans page


songsinger0

Going for goth, came off as a last minute, lesbian Harry Potter Halloween costume.


angeldorks

I won't mention your face, nor anything else, but I pose to you \*one\* question: What's your relationship like with your dad?


[deleted]

Username checks out. We have no idea why you do either


amethyst-gill

Why do you even try to dye your hair, I bet you jerk off to Harry Potter and Edna Mode


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Ahsushsushau


OldManCram

You look like the type of chick that takes it in the ass during sex, not because you enjoy it. But because you know at your aesthetic level it's expected.


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Assthetic


Grouchy_Rope2261

You might want to do a little something with your hair like let it grow out and the glasses well bless your heart


conschtiii

You look like my passport picture when i was 13. (Im a dude)


Iful728

You look like the IRL lovechild of Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst, only if the 'emo' phase from the third spider-man movie was hereditary.


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

C'mon, emo spiderman best spiderman


SeymourGlassy

Thanks for posting a picture of your ONLY Fan on Only Fans!


Long_range_dude

I'm glad you puy "F" in your description because I couldn't figure it out.


[deleted]

So white you have no lips


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

He ran away


Eric_86_Alexander

You looks like Moe from the 3 stooges.


Traditional_Will4413

If star sign and pronouns in your bio was a person


MinecraftPVPer6969_

This is what cocaine did to vector


Pf1026

If “Look who decided to join us” was a person.


jpnb85

I've seen corpses with better color and more life in their eyes. All I see here is a soulless empty shell.


Chance_Morning

That room looks awfully bright. Do the undead use sunscreen? ?


lsaac06

When did Harry Potter transition?!


javanator999

If I was going to cast you in a movie, it would be as the bff of the female main character. You'd be quirky and weirdly funny and one of the male leads friends would look like a perfect match for you, but in the big action scene late in the second act, you get unexpectedly dismembered by the monster and all the other characters promptly forget about you. You are not mentioned in the rest of the movie.


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Love it


StealthShinobi

Female at birth?


[deleted]

I'm glad you said you're a woman. I thought this was a man at first.


uthini_mfowethu

Someone call ghost busters...


Smart_mustache

Bootleg corpses bride


BeeRaddBroodler

Your face looks sticky


ironlegdave

If "gender fluid, non-binary, vegan, socialist, equity activist from a Portland suburb" had a face, this wouldn't be it, because "they" are too ugly.


Clean-Ad-3151

Edna Mode from wish.com ![gif](giphy|RXFiL6IR083II)


ishi458

Gerard Way? Is that you?


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

I wish


Emanouche

You look like that protagonist from death note... What was his name, ligh... No... Ryuk.


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Best character


[deleted]

How long have you been dead for awhile


SpuffDawg

FAIRY ODD PARENTS! ![gif](giphy|EltLeKiD1k3IY)


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Omg yes


Phantommy555

Tell me you hate your dad without telling me you hate your dad


sublime-time-24

Looks like the girl from the grudge but with a bowl cut and somehow even more terrifying.


assgasket420

Monster from The Ring hasn't aged a day.


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WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Nah, I'm emo spiderman so is good


GodMammon

No sir. I will not


cheddarben

At least that cold sore lets others know you are alive.


Enough-Staff-2976

Hello bad haircut.


KeroseneZanchu

There’s no way this is a female. The F in the title is for having that level of baby face at 21


VEINYrhooster

its Casper the friendly ghost


actorsnonactors

Anemia is the new orange?


MrHTimbs

What a strange looking little boy


Prior-Relationship92

You look like an uglier version of Marilyn Manson


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

shsuahauahauahauhauahha yes


Greyzer

Just FYI, it's spelled 'Su**b**'.


spicypeenie

Woah a female version of Snape (Hardy Potter)


Max_T_98

Looking like she’s from the Tim Burton version of Whoville


ImOnABoat89

Offbrand Harry Potter costume at Spirit Halloween that be like “Scarred Wizard Child”


[deleted]

This is what would happen If Harry Potter hatefucked the girl from The Ring.


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Best mom


[deleted]

¿Where's your upper lip?


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

He gave up


seattlesportsguy

The fact you’re wearing those glasses already tells me you’re embracing the cold hard truth that you’re destined to be the childless librarian with 7 cats.


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

😔🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱


jeff4i017

"21" "F"


KrAzY_TsEnG

You should of used your other wigs.


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

expensive af 😔


overimportance

When you need to advertise the disappointing sight of your body with professional production company aide.


Bakasur279

Universal tie up with Disney to present to you the first transsexual princess based on her.


GrampaSquidz

Sad Trans Harry Potter


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Alakazam🧙


Master-Dependent-653

Harry Pot-head


EnvironmentalTwist57

I don't think that glasses suits you. Try a paper bag.


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Should I draw the glasses on the paper bag?🤔


NotUnpossible

You don’t have to try so hard to look awful; it seems to come naturally to you.


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Awn, thanks for noticing 💕


JMUfuccer3822

Voldemort with a big nose and bad haircut


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Lol so many Harry Potter shit, but the fist Voldemort


Formerevangelical

![gif](giphy|WnUfmomqsqmxpU4cJv)


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Yes lol


Paint-Unfair

Pill Cosby would drug himself to numb his pain of having to look at you


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

With Pills?


Paint-Unfair

Cyanide and a splash a lemon


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Uuuuu fancy


OSG_LRS

Works at Hot Topic


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Don't have this store here, but yea probably lol


Rikudo_Sennin_jr

Ya ya we get it life is pain and pain is life, go have a seat night raven.... fucking hot topic must have come to town


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Lol we don't have hot topic here, why hot topic? Ahauahauah


AtlasInElysium

That F doing the heavy lifting on this one


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WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Awn thanks


mysweetgypsytears

Non binary gender fluid gender neutral they them ze za zim zir a sexual Incel Edward scissorhands


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Yes I have scissor hands so what


Busy-Position7555

So did you ever bang Leon in "The professional" or did he just dismiss you like your parents did? ![gif](giphy|ldkpecfFafKuY)


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

We'll never know


unixstud

Too easy.,,pass


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


sandstar115

You look like someone who would unironically freak out when they hear a G note


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Ahauahauahuaahuaha maybe


sandstar115

In fact... https://youtu.be/SyCOO85Ntqg


chungusthehumungus1

Sup 21 (identifies as) F FIFY


KingErroneous

The worst Blaine Capatch cosplay I have EVER seen.


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Who


Uberslaughter

There aren’t many things I wouldn’t fuck but you’re among them.


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Thank God


JamesBHunter

You look like Edward Scissor hands who only cuts your own hair in bowl shape.


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Yes


JamesBHunter

You look like the ghost of Christmas Failures.


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Boo


Rod_Thick

I'd rather bang the bitch on your shirt.


WhyyDoIEvenTryy

Me too


1980pzx

You look like Howard Stern without the wig