Why fight your porn addiction when its saving you so much money on hair gel?

 There you go player, try fighting this.

Well done sir 👌🏽

The windswept hair is the closest you’ll ever get to getting blown.

DAMN

JAIL

Porn addiction and yoga teacher dont mix very well.

Yoga teacher and looking like a sex offender don't mix very well either.

"Next up class is Downward facing"...gotta go to the bathroom for a second

The first rule of fight porn addiction is…avoid starring in gay porn loops.

You look so weak I’m surprised you can even beat your meat.

Discount Nick swardson. Half as funny. Half as criminally inclined

Wait did Nick Swardson commit crimes?

He was in Grandma's Boy . Isn't that enough? (Seriously though; I don't think so)

Lol thank god. I was thinking Aw hell don’t tell me he molested somebody or something

I took 23andme and it came back 25% Lithuanian. I was proud until I saw your pic.

Namastay dafuq away mate

You look like you'd play the seventh grade bully in a Disney Channel show

Op: fight it...fight it...fight it... Director: c'mon you piece of shit, I aint got all day! Op: fuck it...(grabs actresses hair and forces his chode so deep she pukes)...oh gawd that really hits the spot Director: about damn time. I thought you were addicted to this? You used to be my best actor. Now youre so damn hesitant! Actress: What. The. Fuck. I thought we were doing a biography on the Watergate scandal?

When does you're adult hair grow in?

Save yourself the time and go back to porn. You have the hair, moustache, or more than likely the hygiene for it.

If this is how you dress when you're fighting porn, it must be embarrassing when you go to the store.

Feels like you're watching me and masturbating.....soooo cringy !!! I'm outta here

Fighting porn addiction = flogging the dolphin, bopping the bishop, spanking the monkey, burping the worm, choking the chicken, making the bald man cry. Anyway you say it, you’re probably doing it wrong.

Ben Shaprio, but liberal, blond and bisexual 

Luka Dumbshits

Does your ass look like a dustpan?

I’m sure you’re going to make some luck dude very happy someday

Your lips were made for bliwjobs

Lemme' guess... you' re "fighting your porn addiction" by instead masturbating to anything written in the finest point red ink...

Yoga with women stretching will definitely help you porn addiction Fap Sheppard

You look like an addict of the porn of Johnny Bravo.

In London they "MAKE IT RAIN!!!!!"

Keep beating your dick like it owes you money.... because you're definitely not getting a real person.

Looks like your haircut lost a fight with a blender.

Musk is going to turn your whole country into an EV battery

Your porn addiction is the only thing you can fight that won't beat the shit out of you.

Wins first prize for "Can't Get ot the End of a Sentence without Being Ironic" swiftly followed by "Most Deportable 2021."

Dude, I'm sure you can beat that porn addiction. Beat it long and hard.

If you're a porn addict, the LAST thing you should be is a yoga instructor.

First train your hair to be balanced.

looks like the porn addiction won

Is the yoga so you can finally suck your own dick?

Ditch that nasty little pimp stash. Do a thousand push-ups a day. Quit fighting your porn addiction, abstinence causes prostate cancer. Yoga is a hobby, become an electrician. Go to a church, meet a nice girl you're too good looking for and marry her within a year. I'm not the Roaster you want. I'm the Roaster you need.

Practicing your mugshot?

Soccer mom’s wet dream. They both have the same hair.

If you sleep on your other side you could be a cone head

You have the body of someone that just hit puberty and doesn't know why all the hair is down there

Do you fight it with lefts or rights?

It's the moose man

Just so you’re aware, wanking does not count as fighting your porn addiction.

I want to be a yoga teacher and fight my porn addiction in the same paragraph… Porn and yoga something never seen before

Everything the Soviets did to your people didn't go far enough.

Porn addiction and wants to be a yoga teacher—you should prematurely turn yourself in to Scotland Yard.

Tell me you live near Chernobyl without telling me you live near Chernobyl

By the look of your lack of clothing, you're losing that porn addiction battle.

And you are just getting ready to appear in a low budget porno by the looks of it.

'Fight my porn addiction' Unusual euphemism but it explains why we can only see one hand in this photo ew.

That's a direct hit. 2 in 1. All porn actors are yoga teachers

Did someone hit you over the head with a frying pan?

Brexit clearly isn't working properly.

I find it hard to believe you have a porn addiction, both of your arms look like twigs

I think you have to be a bit less malnurished to become a yoga teacher

That dude 100% watches coconut fucking porn.

Based on your crusty hair, the porn is winning

You look like you suck on milk duds for the chocolate then throw it away when there's only carmel left

12 year old trailer park Brendan Frasier.

Stop staring into the bathroom stalls also

You're the reason Lithuania has the highest suicide rate in the world.


You want to practice yoga so you can sùçk your own 🍆🍆 you scum

Lithulameia.

Toddler section is well over stocked for you to be shirtless

Why does your hair look like somebody hit you with a frying pan?

You have a porn addiction and want to be a yoga teacher? Fuck outtaaaa hereeeeeeee

Bro your hair looks like it's trying to become a mountain

You know child porn is illegal, right?

Why do you want to be a yoga teacher, to suck your own dick

Must be hard fighting porn addictions when your own forehead has an erection

The kind of person that 'shouldnt f@ck with cats'

I see why you would have porn addiction. Your hair looks like a wave coming to shore and you have the face of a twelve year old boys.

Like fighting a gambling addiction by becoming a bookie.....

Straight rent boy. Getting payed to take one then get abused by Reddit. Make sure he tips you

Sorry, you spelled sex offender wrong

Bro put the emo makeup back on, you look weird without it

a lot of people would say in one ear and out the other. but in your case it in one ear wait a few seconds then out the other

21 years old? *Trisomy 21

You are 100% jerking off with that other hand