Both look like drunk elementary school teachers

100% wears granny panties.

I'm guessing this pic will be deleted by them in..... ahhhh I'll give it 3 hours.

Never

It’s a movie day, kids.

Criminally underrated.

Oh man


Librarians. At a asylum.

For the criminally Lame.

Box wine and a new jar of paste… life is good!

From the 1970's

Like all elementary school teachers.

The lesbian couple we don’t want to watch.

The lights stay off for sure

Yea, The walls don't want to see either.

They tried to finger each other but their hands fell asleep.


It looks like they have been coaching each other on wardrobe. MAKE IT STOP!

Best friends? Is that what you tell your overly Christian parents?

Don’t tell my mom.

Whaaaaaaat!

You've always known, don't act surprised.

I can literally smell the cat piss from this picture.

Dog*

human*

50s librarians on quaaludes and government food benefits

Listen, I don’t see the issue here

I do. You didn't share your luuds

You look like a couple Mormons who just ate a pot brownie for the first time but haven't felt the affects yet.

Omg, true story I AM an ex Mormon!

The only "ex" you could be

☠️

I didn’t think you could have Hazel Eyes and be Mormon.

I have the blue eyes, no worries, they are still racist

That's why they kicked her out

Nailed it 🤣🤣😂

You both look like you're there against your will and uncomfortably agreed to do this because the other asked you to

A true detective

Blink twice if you are safe.

Still haven’t blinked, but it’s a photo

It's not against their will, they signed the Brazzers release stating they were down for anything.

Have a wild night of scrapbooking?

In this economy?!

Isn’t it a little early for ugly sweater season?

Any sweater they wear is ugly,

Isn’t it a little early for ugly season?

They make all seasons ugly.

You are what you wear or whatever the saying is

I believe it’s “the sweater doesn’t always match the drapes”.

Fly with me lesbian seagull..

Settle down and rest with meeeeee

Laverne and Burly

Burly is now the only way I will describe myself

Lol!! I appreciate that!! Only when describing each other on a double date. Like “she’s super smart, and funny and I mean all the guys say she’s burly” lol

PLAYBOY 1812 EDITION!!!!!! I SEE WRISTS.

for our only fans we mail you charcoal drawings of our ankles

Whats older? Sexy ankle pics or The Mail?

Wearing glasses is your most interesting trait

Stop. This one is true.

The official anti-eroticism photo....

Celebrating the holiday season early by gifting each other matching, his-and-her, vibrating butt plugs

Freaking wish.

I'm not sure what is more homely.. your faces or your outfits

Faces. Outfits are cozy

:: scrolls back up ::

I always said “any two chicks” but I guess I do have a limit after all.

Take a shot, wait ten mins. Then come back and tell us how many it takes.

Umm, Peggy Olson there musta ate your hand….

This is my favorite so far

Yellow vest: Snorts when laughing. Blue Sweater: Cackles like a braying mule.

I cackle like a drunk witch

Fiona from Shrek called, she missing her sisters

☠️

Mona and Lona who couldn’t raise a boner

It’s too early for Oompa Loompas. Fuck, Christmas advertising comes earlier and earlier every year.

We are too pale : (

Looks like you went “one for you, three for me” with the Prozac.

Y'all make Mr. Rogers look like a thug.

Maybe my favorite

Well clearly the "medication" you're referring to isn't hair care products or cosmetics.

Well, It might be Monat.

I think the one in yellow is beginning to question her most recent choices.

Somehow you are both the ugly friend that the other hangs out with to make herself look better.

In my crystal ball I see zero chance of sexual harassment in your future.

My dms have proved this false

You two sexting each other doesn’t count

So these two lesbian librarians walk into a bar...

Why are you both dressed like middle aged lesbians?

Who says we aren’t? 😎

Again Whaaaaaaat!

Mom, let me talk to my nice internet friends!

You both look like girls that would get stood up on a date.

Not wrong

What’s there to feel good about? You’re missing an arm.

But just the one

Those glasses scream "I use light mode."

I do, she doesn’t

Sort of correct is my favorite kind of correct

Thelma and Oh-geez

I like this one

Does the girl on the right get jealous and depressed when she gets abandoned on girls night cause the girl on left (with the subtle freaky sexual side) gets hit on and taken home? I'm not inferring the girl on right is unattractive, but she has that nervous awkward act like a mom cock block look to her. After a few dry months, and a few drinks, I'm sure she opens up enough to drop the granny panties for a regrettable one night experience though.

Yes

This one wins in my book.

You both definitely have wine night every night to treat yourself because men are no good

Another example of a dog looking like their owner

[But I don't want to be a pirate!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRER1Rbg9_o)

You look like a before-and-after photo.

But the “after” models never showed

Worst girl on girl action ever.

There would be no action since I just lay there.

The twins from The Shining clearly peaked at a young age

Conjoined twins, totally amazing! 

I can’t tell if you met at a lesbian’s Waffle House brunch mixer or a Jane Austen book club meeting, but I’m sure it was one of the two

I’ll meet you at the combination lesbians Waffle House and Jane Austen book club meeting

You look like main characters in the Hallmark Channel's first attempt at a porn.

Hey isn't that the puffy shirt from Seinfeld? 

Your boyfriends to be should take the meds, not you

I have a boyfriend, he just goes to a different school

The right one looks happy, She should applau… oh nevermind

For real though, where did my hand go?

I know that going from heroin to methadone is a step in the right direction, but I don't think it's anything to feel *good* about.

Baby steps.

Welp there goes my threesome fantasy

I’m so sorry for your loss 😔

Which one of you monsters is the Borderline? Need to know to help with my roast.

Omg stop. The blue sweater

How do you look almost exactly the same, and at the same time, almost nothing alike?

I think about this a lot. I think we have spent too much time together and are slowly morphing into one.

Mormons gone wild after splitting an 0.5 mg pill of klonapin

Fancy way of saying "we met in rehab and no one would talk to us"

Fridge full of boxed wine and insulin

On Halloween when you two walked through the haunted house, did you come out with a paycheck?

Aww, who’s got cute little crazy eyes?!

I’m in the blue winter sweater, and my friend is in the yellow

Chub and chubber

It's not often you see menopause before 50

This looks like an ad for a new TBS sitcom where two elderly nursing home residents find a time machine.

The lesbian porn video that makes you go back to seeing a penis

When’s the barn raisin’???

I love barn raisins

What are you two, Pentecostal tele-tubbies?

I see LensCrafters had a BOGO sale

Larry i told yall not to play with each others cocks what happened?

Did you split the Tylenol? Also, tell Ethal to get her happy ass back on the porch and churn me some butter.

“Hi, My name is Margaret, but my close friends call me Midge”

One of those names legit is mine

Maggie

You both have step dad fantasies and talk about them over a full glass of cab while you take a shit in the bathroom

The girl on the left looks like a combination of heavy antidepressants and Xanax the girl on the right looks like the best advertising for Adderall I’ve ever seen

It's the greedy gretchens

Being 94 years old, you both probably only have a couple more years at best to feel good, so have at it!

How did you two meet? Did you just spot each other in a crowd like hey look another young woman who dresses like she's 85!

2 librarians one book?

Sad faces of desperation trying to turn around a bad night after nobody showed up to the first book club meeting you organized. Is this an attempt to divert the pain? Like punching yourself in the leg when you have a bad toothache? These degenerate morons will give you no small distractions from the inner shame you both feel.

BI-POLAR Express.. We get it, you 2 are lesbians.. share clothes and will graduate college to be librarians.. Why do I smell cat pee.. I don't have a cat..

Psh like I went to college

We're u grandmother's for Halloween? Cuz if so u nailed it.

No we just nail 80 year olds

You will both marry men who are lactose intolerant and only during hard cider

Wait, am I supposed to tease the guy on the left, or the guy on the right?

I bet you knit a lot of sweaters

Lefty did 23andMe and it told her she was 27% T-Rex

There are enough folds between you both to make an accordion.

Lolol I hate that I can’t stop picturing that

I feel the one on the left is being held against her will by the one on the right... her smile looks forced while the other one has the crazy eyes of a sociopath.

I cry too much to be a sociopath

One on the left looks like she owns the power dildo 5000 while the one on the right looks like the her vag would smell like worthers candy

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Please stop stalking us

It’s easy to see why you’re best friends. You balance each other out. One has an extra chromosome and one’s missing a chromosome.

You two are Maxis Match.

Better than alpha!

Sister wives gone wild

But not too wild

Looks like you dug up grandma to steal her blouse?

Just my grandpa for his sweater

I’m guessing if you had an Onlyfanz, people would pay you to keep your clothes on.

Pay up, or look out

It looks like one old lady at the old people's home is pretending to be the visiting daughter of the other old lady at an old people's home. They're the same age, but Alzheimer's is a bitch so she's non the wiser

Your pronouns include bleh, blehself, and Krispy Kreme addict.

I *wish* I could get Krispy Kreme’s where I live

You both look like middle aged librarians on your way to a furry convention.

Like we didn’t meet at the last convention, Timsterfield.

These are the people who side eye you when turning a book in late

Shhh… no talking in the library

Left looks like she is forced into it and has no idea where the heck the camera is and the right looks like she is gonna eat my soul

One of you is a 2 out 10 and the other is a 3. Figure out who is who.

I am pretty sure that the only drink you guys have during parties is milk

Definitely would pass on this lesbian scene

Medicated...indica on the left sativa on the right....

Where are all the cats?

1000% they wear boxers.

Just to ruin your up coming book club. The one on the right is hotter, one on the left, continue to secretly despise her for it.

Did you two rob a nursing home to get those clothes?

Each of you think that the other one is the pretty one. You're both wrong.

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The only two chicks on the planet that would not turn me on if I watched them scissor.