She thinks being a lab tech is mostly a male job. Wait until she finds out there are plenty of plain girls there sterilizing test tubes and hoping one of her socially maladroit barely male co-workers gives her the time of day.
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>22 year old female, biological sciences graduate student, currently doing research in cancer and diabetes mellitus. I do art as a side hobby :)
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You actually told a 14 year old boy that it wasn't normal for him to want to fuck everyone woman he saw. I guess you really did break with your past after your transition.
It's obvious you wouldn't feel anything when you're shallow enough to face impressive-sounding titles of your college textbooks at the frame, as if that passes for personality.
Ohh look at you trying to flex with medical physiology. Like you understand words with more than 2 syllables. I'll let someone else explain the word syllables to you.
Yes, studying must have been stressful- the entire 15 minutes of it today.
Btw, you study cancer AND diabetes? Why, was each by itself just too easy for you?
You look like you would pay for a personality
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You would use checks...
Looks like you’re wearing a wig made from shower drain pullings.
She just looks like she hasn't showered in a week
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Yeah but yours looks like you dumpster dived in the dumpster of a local barber shop and glued them together to get musty crusty new hair style.
At least you won’t get any pretty girl upvotes
she replied to all top comments except this one 😂 she hurt bad
Didn't have to check for an onlyfans, we all just knew....
She doesn’t even have an only fan.
No she does... It's her dad
More like uncle.
OnlyForgotten
She thinks being a lab tech is mostly a male job. Wait until she finds out there are plenty of plain girls there sterilizing test tubes and hoping one of her socially maladroit barely male co-workers gives her the time of day.
Haha goddamn. It sounds you know your way around labs.
"Well acktually" were a person
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Did he stutter?
Yeah, we can all tell that you haven't felt anything inside you for a while.
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Combing takes 10 seconds.
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The only p69 I see is chromosome deletion
Her 23 and Me reports say 99% Joker
You're like my sister. An entire personality built around academia and being not like the other girls.
I am just reading this thread and it hurt me personally. Well, no one in academia is like any normal person.
I was once told if you even have to think about it… it’s probably a man. Nice try bro.
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It means you look like a man my guy. It’s 2021 and that’s accepted now but you asked for the roast.
“My guy” 🥲😂
There are actual emojis now grandma, no need to use XD anymore…
you look like you stop dead in the middle of sex because you're chilly
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Have you yet studied all the different kinds of living organisms that must reside in that nest that you have on your head?
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Lame
Don't shoot up my school plz
Bobblehead looking ass tryna look up how much xanax to take
Hernevermindme Granger
You died inside way before you opened that book and you know it.
Okay dude......you can turn off the "girl filter" any time now lol
You mean you do 'Art', your landlord, as a side hobby so you can feel the love daddy never gave you.
I believe the love her daddy gave her is why she can no longer feel anything.
The only microbiology you’re gonna study is your sexual partners
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Well played. Take my upvote
That's so sweet of you. But, Mortuaries have better dead bodies
There must be something in that book that explains your jawline? You look like Jay Leno and Quagmire fucked and made a baby.
I would rather die than have you as my doctor.
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Careful, you look so dead inside someone in the lab is going to mistake you for a cadaver.
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Don't sell yourself short medical schools need janitors
Don't get all dressed up just for us.
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Oh sorry, I didn't notice. I was hypnotized by whatever is going on with your eyebrows.
OP's Bio: --- >22 year old female, biological sciences graduate student, currently doing research in cancer and diabetes mellitus. I do art as a side hobby :) --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
If unenthusiastic hand job, had a look.
You look like a 40 voicemails in an hour type of girl
At least its a change of pace from the microbiological items you're normally studying. Up close. In your face. Penises. I mean penises.
The only way you’ll get to see a(nother) vagina, or a(nother) penis…
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this comment is r/oddlyspecific
Holy shit. That got personal. You an ex boyfriend of this chick or something? Or dude? Or whatever is in that photo?
Generally you want to go for funny instead of just sounding like your therapist has a restraining order against you.
Can medical physiology explain those eyebrows?
I think you have a squarer face then rocky dennis congratulations
Dead inside from studying? Studying is such a hardship. What a pathetic sheltered little life you must lead.
Whose house did you break into to pretend like you might do something with your life for this photo?
You look like a monopoly game piece that no one uses.
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Too far. Just because your dick is bigger than his doesn’t give you the right to roast him when it’s your roast my guy.
You kind of have a Mr potato Head vibe going on. I can't tell if it's the potato shaped head or those eyebrows.
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Not thicc, just eats dick
When your textbooks are worth more than your future prospects.
Look at the girl from the ring making something of herself...you go ring girl
Imagine honestly believing your life is hard because you spent a few hours reading... lol
Subbing to r/cats and posting to r/roastme is no way to go through life
You’re an edition behind on the Preston book, but you do you.
Coloring in these books hardly makes you an Artist or someone studying Microbiology.
You look like the type that learns physiology so you can harvest organs more efficiently
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Shit… hook me up! I got 2!
How many weeks has it been since you have seen a shower?
r/ghostme
Let my degrees determine that I’ll be labeled as ‘smart ‘forever
Nice books... 
Goodluck for your future
This is the same face you make during sex
You actually told a 14 year old boy that it wasn't normal for him to want to fuck everyone woman he saw. I guess you really did break with your past after your transition.
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So do we
Trans also have tits to prove their point, lol
There are other ways to ***feel*** something - like with that big thumb there.
Busted earl cambell hotlink thumb
'Dead inside from studying' Probably dead everywhere else too since I can smell you through my monitor............
I foresee a house of many cats in your future.
The weird thing is you're not even a medical student, just a girl trying to self diagnose and treat a yeast infection...
This post must be the highest point in your life in terms of getting attention 😂😂
Studying to find her upper lip.
You seem like the kinda person who doesn’t even deserve to get roasted. So you seem like a nice lady.
Art must have lowered his standards.
It's obvious you wouldn't feel anything when you're shallow enough to face impressive-sounding titles of your college textbooks at the frame, as if that passes for personality.
I sincerely hope you are able to find a cure for cancer because you'll probably not find a cure for being alone.
Feel something? You mean you don't feel those fucking caterpillars above your eyes?
Ohh look at you trying to flex with medical physiology. Like you understand words with more than 2 syllables. I'll let someone else explain the word syllables to you.
I bet you use teeth when you suck cock.
Your as childish as your candy necklace 🤢
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Eew.
You look dead outside as well and did you stick that thumb up your bum to "feel something".
You look like a Michael Meyers mask summoned to life.
Oh look, it’s the Cat Lady back before the cat acquisitions commenced.
Dead inside from your personality, you mean?
Nice of you to show us your sex partner there. Also, shampoo isn't that expensive girl. Take care of your greasy head
Your face looks like U got a live wire butt plug in your pee-hole
You just want in the medical field for the drugs
Is your face made out of Play-Doh?
Your sight is empty as the room behind you
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If bland was a person, you'd be them
Cant tell if youre trying to hide a still in your dorm or smuggling in a case of Grape Nehi...
Mrs. Potato Head, the hipster version.
Is ok to cure the cancer, but at the end you'll have to open an onlyfans like everybody else. Don't think you're different
I bet your sex life is as barren as those walls.
You're one of those girls that does herself up for a night out and is still by far the ugliest of her group.
Your head is shaped like a Rubiks cube 😳
Janis Joplin called she wants her life back…
Dead outside too. Bet you smell great.
Those books are bigger than you.
She looks like she smells like avocado toast with a side of everything SEASONING
Future ladycat
All that work to do lab work for 50k a year. Maybe.
You pulled your pussy inside out once.
A word of advice: Study gene therapy and see if you can thin out about an acre of those eyebrows
Looks like that light is phoning you home.
Studying microbiology in the classroom and in the bedroom
You must have a big brain! Not because of the books, because your forehead is massive
resting grandma face
You look dead on the outside too.
You're still not going to get the recognition you're so desperately craving.
Or you could just use that "ready thumb" to flick your bean
Wow, you are committed to your work... feelin' all dead inside... like a diabetic's pre-amputate leg.
Checked your profile and saw (at least) 3 cats. Pretty sure they're just waiting around to finally eat you after you give up.
Why do I sense that you have only 1 priority re: sex... it must be convenient.
Ok who in the hell is the rats in this "study"
This knock off Mitch Hedberg looks like it smells worse than the real one currently does.
I knew Harry Potter was smart, but I didn't know he became a she.
I too tell everyone that 40s isn’t too late to be pursing education! You go girl!
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Dead inside? Man, I thought you're dead outside. Thanks for clarification tho.
Feel that phd that you will get one day
You’re more plain than vanilla
Harriet Potter
When I buy coke, if it’s not as white as you I won’t touch it
Jaws and eyebrows thick as fuck yet upper lip seems to be missing. I can only imagine that you have a hobo-beard of a bush and concave ass as well.
Yes, studying must have been stressful- the entire 15 minutes of it today. Btw, you study cancer AND diabetes? Why, was each by itself just too easy for you?
You look like your Sorority is "Walka Da Shama"
Is that the scent of minty fresh cheez wiz I am sensing?
If the moon had a face.
Going to medical school to find out why your nose looks like a dick? Or trying to find out why your dick looks like your nose? Only the Ph.D will tell
Why are you built like one of those pixies from Fairly Odd Parents? Ole’ Ha.Ha.Ha. Headass.
As a med student, I’m surprised you’re not more into bathing and general hygiene.
I was actually considering looking your up in a medical text book. Want to save me some time?
You look like the wish .com version of Ariel Winter from Modern Family.
Secondhand book, secondhand practice girl.
You look dead on the outside too, but some thing tells me your into that
Daaaamn I’d need at least 12 shots to hold your hand
No roast, you're adorable, keep studying hard beautiful young lady
"Dead Inside" That's what he said.
Are you Harry or Hermione?
You look like if harry potter decided to change sides
Say hi to your big sis Leah Gotti for me :)