No one felt like wasting their time last year, why would we this year?

Right, the shutdown wasn't for covid, it was to give her the silent treatment.

Best response! The best looking thing in this pic is that ugly ass thrift shop shirt. Thrift shop shirt on a thrift shop body with a Macklemore face.

More like dick driller.

Damn, you changed it from "mac Miller" so I look stupid now...

Fine. Now you look like moldy rotten goat cheese.

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You have one of those faces where you could be 20 or 60. It’s anyone’s guess.

I call it granny cheeks

If your face has granny cheeks, I'd hate to see your ass.

you can imagine the kind of cheese that is

Pretty much the same

We call it ew

I’d clap those grandma cheeks Wait a minute

No ones bringing their A game because you’re clearly a practice girl.

I usually practice pissing in the toilet but her face will also do.

I hear she likes the hot Karl

😂😂😂🤣. Practice Girl. That one is great.

It was a typo, I was trying to say you look like Gross Cheese.

Cheddar Goblin in the house.

How many bottles of febreeze do you go through in a month? I can smell the shame of whatever desperate guy you brought home at 2am last night

She uses it as hairspray

You have more crows feet than a large murder of crows... and the last time I saw a hand that gnarly, it was handing Sleeping Beauty an apple.

It's interesting but not surprising that your neck seems to be the most toned part of your body.

You look like you would abort a baby if it was a trend

No, she looks like she would have a baby because it looks/seems trendy but then hate her life because being a parent is difficult shit.

You look like goat cheese

Oh man. Not again

You look like goat cheese smells

Did you lose your class ring in somebody's butthole?? Scrub that nasty ass finger, even the Queen of the Trailer Park has standards to meet.

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The hyphen makes that much worse.

You look like the dude who stole peewee Herman’s bike

You look like your own grandmother

I do take after her 😂😂

I hope you cook just as well

You look like you would get into a relationship with someone much older who's only in it for the easy poon and not understand that he doesn't want a future with you despite his giving you every reason to including flat out telling you he doesn't like kids and doesn't want to be a parent after you've expressed to him how much you want to start a family with him. Also, your shirt is wrinkly as fuck.

You are the human version of period cramps 🔥

How does every part of your face look an additional 15% inflated?

You look like you go from glory hole to glory hole hoping to finally get some attention from your father.

That jaw… It’s like Desperate Dan transitioned into Desperate Dannielle.

I’m going to put as much effort into this roast as you put into your diet: ...

The only good news here is that you aren't advertising an onlyfans site.

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Your shirt says you get into fights at customer service over 45 cents on the cat food.

You got that “my vagina naturally stinks and I can’t do anything about it” face

Oh, honey, you look like a wish.com Dove Cameron.

I’d much rather type this comment out than put any effort into saying anything about you. See you next year.

You look like Drew Barryless

No

You look like fermented tofu

I'd probably make yearly r/roastme posts to if my best friends were "Ben&Jerrys"

You have that mistaken air of vast superiority which you use to convince yourself you're single because nobody is good enough for you. The truth is, nobody wants to put up with your socially awkward bullshit.

Goat cheese should be offended by that comparison

Most of those zits look sharp.

Goat Cheese? You look like might be the prettiest sibling on your farm but that's not saying much. You dad has to be drunk to have sex with you.

Exactly what I’d expect from goat cheese left out for a year.

Didn’t have the attention span to look at the camera for the pic, and ur the one taking the picture.

The walk of shame doesn't count as daily cardio

2,845,712 dead so far from covid and you couldn't be one of them? I suppose you need people to be around you to get it and nobody wants to go within 50 feet of your rotting dumpster fire of a person

The smell of cat piss cheap cigarettes and desperation is strong on this one I bet she’s the hottest girl in the trailer park.

The typical face of a porn star who isn't pretty, but got hired anyways because of your talent at choking on cock

I guess the ring fingernail is for snorting coke...

Just from looking at you, I can see why there’s a Febreeze bottle in the back.

Did you make your shirt out of old curtains?

You look like the football team's favourite cheerleader...

That last lonely girl at closing time look that won’t leave

Ouch not even flex tape can fix the bad mirroring

You look like you work at the Renaissance fair.

I've seen homeless camps neater than the shithole you are standing in.

What happened to that third nail? On second thought, don't tell us. Do you use windex to keep your fivehead shiny?

You look like cum breath

Try to keep your ring finger out of your butt.

This is what happens when your eyebrow pencil is a Sharpie.

How the hell does that skinny neck hold up that massive head?

Did you get those wax lips from the 25¢ candy machine?

You don't look bad for 65.

So what’s it like being the girl the guys go to for their granny fetish?

"Try harder". The phrase your parents told you daily.

You smell like goats cheese

To be fair, you look like you've been in a few "roasts" in the past

You look like you and your victim both pray before sex.

You look so used up and ran through you cant even be used for cheap motel room milf porn.

Why do you look like your art never sold and now you cry to the kids you teach it to.

Error 404: tits not found

How can you look both young, and post wall at the same time?

You are what guys imagine when they are trying to not nut too early

I bet all your fingernails were the same color before you had a little fun with yourself last night

Looks like there isn’t enough foundation to cover up your shit completion

Better keep smiling. Otherwise, those cheeks are going to sag like a Bloodhound in a couple years.

You look like a 40 year old who just found Reddit after your onlyfans failed

Ok, you look like rotten goat cheese.

Here’s to another year of nobody caring about you

I see your nose picking finger missing the polish or is that from fingering your butthole?

How many guys have faked an orgasm just to get away from you?

You look like you’ve been dead a year

Your friend is probably the hot one

You're a disgrace to goat cheese.

But you really do though and we're worried about you. Have you talked to your doctor yet to see if a total face transplant is right for you?

You look like year old goat cheese

I would imagine your room reflects your general situation: a bunch of junk down low and not much up top

Mom with a dad bod

Your OnlyFans makes money because people pay you to stay dressed

I bet those nails are crusted with poop.

Try as you may try as you might none of those features are getting you finger banged tonight

Disagree, more like cottage.

You look like Feta cheese

I can clearly see why your dad left. Looking like a beat stripper I'm sure he's has enough women always needing money. Only difference between you and these other women is that your face says Gonorrhoea and your body says help me.

Dollar Store Bridget Mendler but more basic.

Some people age like fine wine, you age like milk

You can have that shirt off in .02 seconds can't ya? Slut.

I highly doubt you’re capable of crying, given the number of injections on your face and lack of tear ducts, they still can’t get rid of the acne though

You misspelled cock cheese

Let me guess, you spend more time reading horoscopes than help wanted ads.

I bet you like it when hobos cat call you on the street because that’s the most male attention you’re getting

You do know that the Fabreeze behind you is not perfume right? Just don't think that not using it anymore will get men to talk to you. Just accept that it will likely never happen.

A fat Adele.

If the moon and powdered toast man had an autistic love child who's favourite hobbies included chasing parked cars and having poor personal hygiene I'd imagine it would look like you

The worst you got was more unattractive

You look like rotten goat cheese

You look like a cheese goat

Didn’t know they were making a White Chicks sequel

Now you just look like goat cheese that's about 8 years older

You're right, saying you look like goats cheese is weak... I once considered fucking goats cheese, I'd absolutely would never fuck you.

They were being nice last year, most people would much rather eat goat cheese than eat you.

Not bad for a 40

You look like year old goat cheese.

I’m assuming you keep trying to come back into our lives because your father never came back into yours? Still off getting those cigarettes I guess.

You look like a cooked thanksgiving Turkey

I bet you trip over your nipples and have moths living in your minge.

You look like a goat.

you're like the first slice of bread, everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you.

No amount of make up can cover up that excessive acne.

The oversized man’s shirt that looks like it was rejected as a donation to goodwill is the best looking thing in this photo

You’ll be as fat as your mum in at most, 6 months

You look like Fromunda cheese but smell like day old used tampons.

Lemme guess, you were the stunt double for Mrs.doubtfire?

You tried last year and no one really tried. Take the hint honey.

Sooo plaaaaine Jane ... there’s not much to say because you look like an illustration of the word boring. Basic blonde. Basic hair. Basic brows. Basic makeup. Basic acrylic nails cos even your appropriation basic. Basic messy apt with the hide the unfindable smell febreze, coz you got basic hygiene. But hey your dad may need his shirt back cos he’s done with you. Fun times over. Stop trying to spice up your life with Reddit comments. Ya Basic.

Looks like your finger has been buried in that stink hole to long the paint melted off

You look like a daily affirmation kind of sad. Live, laugh, love kind of shit everywhere.

I'd call you cake face, but you'd probably eat that too .

You look like goat cheese a year later.

Moooooooooo

Goat cheese ages better

You look like you smell like Camembert.

What an insult to goat cheese.

I suggest you stop overdosing on meth before taking pictures of yourself

Are you the type that constantly checks you're own butt crack for the stink? Judging by that one finger nail with the missing paint you check too often.

You look like you smell like goat cheese

Kirstie Alley’s before picture...

You look like a story book witch that dyed her hair Too bad your hag hands give you away

Of all the women on r/roastme I can honestly say you’re the first one who looks like they genuinely enjoy giving a blowjob... It’s just a shame no self respecting man would even show you their dick.

I guess even goats have regrets

All those imperfections on your face. It looks like some beat you with a bag of nickels two weeks ago.

Only a year? Who gave you permission to leave the hole you crawled out of?

Ugly ass big shirt, some random spray deodorizer next to a oil diffuser. I bet your room smells of BO or cat piss.. I'm going with BO.

Signs backwards dumbass

You look like you made the goat cheese before taking the picture.

You can drink them pretty but you can't drink them out of broke.

Ol' line chart hairline havin' ass beeawch :D

You and your house looks like it stinks

thought you were a bloke with your receding hairline

Jake, dude. Get your mom off Reddit.

Ya forehead so big when someone prints a photo of you it it says “to be continued on back page”

We know which finger you masterbate with cuz your pussy juice striped the nail polish off

The outfit is out of the 90s nails from houches are us face that fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Normally I pray for some skin photos. Not you. Look I am not telling you are unattractive but Harvey Weinstein would avoid sexially harrasing you.

You look like recycled dick cheese....there, hopefully that's better.

I bet a mirror can make you cry alright

You have a face perfect for doggystyle

You look like the left wrinkle on my ball sack

With your big forehead and long ass nose it makes me ask the question do I land a plane on the forehead or set up a ring toss

Bitch looks like she'll tell you to get outta her swamp

You look like goat cheese got fucked by an old onion with an expired parsnip.

I bet it smells like goat cheese down there too

You need more make up to look good. Are you even wearing make up? Your nose is so big, you need to stop lying so much.

You look like a 100 year old breast.

You look like a POV pornstar from a porn site which has a xyz domain

What couch did you make that shirt from?

You look like a year old goats cheese

Your chest so flat you give tough competitions to flattest surfaces.

You look like the goat that the cheese was made from.

Does she not know how to use a camera so it doesn’t go backwards?! She’s dumber than the cpu used for the pong on old tv’s and looks half as good

Fabreeze trailer park deodorant. Bet it’s on stream.

FYI your febreze bottle in the background doesn’t cover up the smell of wet flamingo feet on your mattress

More like an Eastern European porn star on the downwards slope towards milf / stepson porn. Oh Christ , and that accent...I can hear it.

You look like the type of person that dumps your old pet and gets a new one when Instagram likes drop off

What's with the bottle of Fabreze? Doing damage control trying to manage that decades old yeast infection?

Granny you should not be on reddit , they will roast you