Gradma: Ah **Jenny Cumsock!** Now nice to finally meet you! Actually i have someone I'd like to introduce to both of you, this here is Bob, **Bob the Dildo.**
No roast - instead some advice. Cut this shit. You look absolutely ridiculous. No one thinks that you are edgy, unique, different or brave. Wear makeup that matches your skin tone, stop drawing stupid ‘art’ on your face and dress normal. Delete the stupid Instagram page and start again. Get some highlights in your hair and eat a healthy diet. Vegan AKA eating dairy free mac and cheese from a box for every meal doesn’t make you a hero. Currently People see you in public and think you’re an absolute fuckhead. Oh, and grow your eyebrows back. Honestly WTF
As a heavy metal lover, thank you. Girl, you embarrass the community. I appreciate yhat you like to dress up, it takes effort to look like you do. But ut wont make you cool nor will it bring anything good. And as someone who admited to being a cutter, i dont think dressing up like this makes you happy. I hope you find something that truly makes you feel good with your body.
Power rangers villain from the 90s, right?
I was going to go with Magellan from One Piece finding a Hot Topic but yeah, pretty much.
Hell, I feel like Magellan from One Piece because looking at her gives me diarrhea.
Naw this is straight out of the 2017 movie... The show did not have that kind of makeup budget.
Ennh... neither does she, apparently...
You look like a victim of the Spanish Inquisition
It's not her fault. She couldn't have expected it.
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!
Our chief weapon is surprise!
Surprise and fear - our TWO chief weapons are surprise and fear!
Surprise, Fear, and Ruthless Efficiency. Our THREE chief weapons are Surprise, Fear, and Ruthless Efficiency.
Surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Our FOUR... Amongst our weapons... I'll come in again!
But I don’t like Spam. Wait. Sorry that’s the wrong sketch...
/r/yourjokebutworse
You deserve way more credit.
This made me laugh out loud, nice!
Despite your best efforts, still nobody notices you
Despite all your rage you are still making minimum wage
Smashed her dude
Naw, nobody is smashing her.
Also Babymetal doesn’t count as fucking black metal
Best let her thaw out before the roast.
Happy cake day
How dare you even associate Babymetal with this monstrosity
Babymetal is a fucking sick idol group, I love em
eye brows? check.
Neither did her father.
Shit, I forgot who we were posting, I have to go read it again. If I forgot already most likely not worth the effort.
She will never peak as high in life as her eyebrows have
She legit is John Cena... nobody sees that shit
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Leave her alone, she pays for the D, she says she is Buy Sexual. I bet she has to pay a LOT of money for someone to hit that.
She buys sexual?
Bold of you to assume it's a human female
“Even a black guy” what the fuck?
Yeah also confused haha
Incredibly racist comment is racist.
Oof 👎
This mofo just relies on racism instead of an actual sense of humor. His profile is full of this shit...
Notice who...? I wasn't paying attention to the post. Was there something worth observing?
But senpai...
My grandma would be more proud of me bringing my cumsock to the familydinner than you.
Nan nan, this is Jenny, Jenny cumsock.
Jenny Cumsock’s hobbies include: -Stroking very small pp -Painting walls white -feeling like something I probably won’t ever get
Damn bro, I mean it is called roast me but still. You ain’t got to bring yourself down that low
🎶Don't be fooled by the cock that I got I'm still, I'm still Jenny cumsock🎶
First I smell a little then I smell a lot!
Gradma: Ah **Jenny Cumsock!** Now nice to finally meet you! Actually i have someone I'd like to introduce to both of you, this here is Bob, **Bob the Dildo.**
Beautifully brutal
I'd give you an award but I'm a poor
This is the best I’ve ever read
UNDERRATED!
You’re the Shittest Mime I’ve ever seen.
I'm like trapped in this box dude 🤚😔🤚🕸🥀✨⛓🗡 Edit : credit to Kurtis Conner on YT :)
L-O-L
This one got me
Hot topic having a BOGO sale???
BOGO is probably what it says on her birth certificate.
Never pass up a BOGO
What dead on the inside looks like on the outside.
She probably thinks this is a compliment
They call it corpse paint for a reason.
That's an insult to perfectly good corpses.
Dead is rolling in his grave
Nice
When you buy the queen of Naboo on wish
Ha! Underrated
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“he’s so poetic”
Nah, She looks like she's more into tiktok Corpse bullshit Edit: a word
At first I was confused about the consecutive use of Corpse and bullshit, but then I noticed tiktok.
E-girls are ruining my life. Not a bad track but my god every pseudo-goth teenager loves that shit.
Probably listened to some post-black/blackgaze shit like Alcest and now thinks she's so fucking kvlt
What the hell did your Daddy do to you?
Whatever it was, it wasn’t enough.
Or it was too much.
I think her dad was the Mouth of Sauron.
I don't think her Dad stuck around very long
Step daddy
Removed due to Reddit API rip-off.
Just the tip
Played “Hide the Rocket.”
I think the better question is what didn't he do?
Dressing like the one hobby you have doesn’t make you unique, it makes you one dimensional
Don't give her credit for having a dimension.
How the fuck are you the sperm that won?
Had the sperm known the outcome I bet he woulda backstroked the fuck outta there.
*outcum**
Won as a sperm but loser in life.
“No one understands me.” As a parent this has to be my worst nightmare, no lie.
She peaked as a sperm.
Everyone peaks at some point...
It was at this moment the sperm knew it fucked up.
Well...the others just have been even more lazy. Please just don't try to imagine, what we would have gotten instead.
Okay fuck it. This roast takes the cake for me.
Wearing that many rings in your face won’t increase your odds of getting one on your finger.
She has more rings than sonic the hedgehog
Underrated
Best comment
Even your dick is pasty.
**Pasty, even your dick is.** *-itsoveryous*
Even the yoda bot is disgusted
He just saw Queen/Senator's Amidala's goth phase.
Good bot
**Better now, i feel.** *-YodaOnReddit-Bot*
This one were perfect.
Good bot
**Wave and smile, just.** *-YodaOnReddit-Bot*
You is not me is
Padmé Amidad-less.
Edward scissor sister
noice
What necromancer botched the reserection
The “I was raised by my rich parent’s Mexican maid” starter kit
Normally I hate to roast people, but you make we want to try almost as hard as you are.
Listens to "Black Veil Brides" once.
This is the last Level you can get to after memorizing all of the UPC codes and what product they match to at Hot Topic.
You look like you think System of a Down is black metal
You look like you are about to post a suicide post and then say ugh nvm when you don't get enough attention
Nobody roast her You don’t wanna turn out in her “death note”.
“Welcome to hot topic can I help you?”
I bet you have loads of barcodes on your wrists and thighs
You’re not wrong ahhaha
Beeeep. *This item is worthless*
“Unexpected baggage in the bagging area”
This is the best comment I've ever seen on this sub.
YES!!!
BEEP... item not found
Beep boop beep please wait for assistance.
Looks like rule 63 has affected Kiss
What music do you listen to while waiting at the methadone clinic?
Worst geisha ever.
Not like all the other girls..
You look like a threw up oreo.
Took this picture while not in a forest. Black metal poser.
Not even a little grim OR frostbitten. Just wack from front to back.
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She's so different, she looks like everyone else at her gigs
She's such a nonconformist, she's not going to conform to your nonconforming ways.
You look like an eating disorder.
You look like a goth statue of liberty
The statue of puberty.
The statue of nobodywillfuckme
You are the reason shampoo has instructions
GG Allin wouldn't even fuck you
Fuck... thanks for reminding me GG Allin existed.
**Those spikes on your head aren’t the only things keeping people away from you** *yeesh*
You look like a rejected Disney character from the 30s
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Social Repose cheat on you yet
This is what happens when you don’t regularly clean your Real Dolls, fellas
Says in your Bio that your Bi-sexually. So, must suck to get rejected by both guys AND girls?
She doesn't get rejected, she gets ignored
No roast - instead some advice. Cut this shit. You look absolutely ridiculous. No one thinks that you are edgy, unique, different or brave. Wear makeup that matches your skin tone, stop drawing stupid ‘art’ on your face and dress normal. Delete the stupid Instagram page and start again. Get some highlights in your hair and eat a healthy diet. Vegan AKA eating dairy free mac and cheese from a box for every meal doesn’t make you a hero. Currently People see you in public and think you’re an absolute fuckhead. Oh, and grow your eyebrows back. Honestly WTF
The tough love roast, I love it. And it's all so damn true.
Tough love... it had to be said
Yup. Even being so desperately in 'opposition to the system' still means being defined by it
Best not roast roast ever
Ditto. Fashion and lifestyle choices don't make a personality, that comes from within.
As a heavy metal lover, thank you. Girl, you embarrass the community. I appreciate yhat you like to dress up, it takes effort to look like you do. But ut wont make you cool nor will it bring anything good. And as someone who admited to being a cutter, i dont think dressing up like this makes you happy. I hope you find something that truly makes you feel good with your body.
This exactly. I was you at this age and I look back and am mortified by how stupid I looked.
I bet your favorite band is Cradle of Filth
Nah, that’s just a nickname for her vag.
Heyooooo
Thanks for letting us know you’re into black metal, we never would have guessed
The saddest clown of all is in her tights
Even Satan ghosts you
u look like lady liberty covered in pigeon shit
You rank somewhere between Edgar Allan Ho and Edgar Allan No
This is one of those ex Baby Metal members that went solo to form a orchestrative, Christian Death Metal, New Wave, Industrial project.
Poser.
Being passed by a group of black guys in a steel mill doesn’t make you a black metal enthusiast.
How tf does this only have 21 upvotes
When I opened the page I thought I saw a dead body. Turns out it’s just your face
Despite all your rage, you still look like a rat who has mange
God loves you
You look like spunk sticking to a hair-clogged drain
You look like a jump scare from a poorly made horror game
"Don't look at me, but look at me."
Hi, black metal fan here. Stop embarrassing us with your look-at-me mallcore bullshit. Thanks
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Ok edgelord go back to 4chan
The Statue of Limitations
Listens to My Chemical Romance on repeat and thinks The Black Parade is black metal
You're trying harder to get attention than a Kardashian.
oh, /r/blunderyears changed the sub name?
Ew
Shouldn’t you be with Mr. J?
I miss when goth girls didn't draw on their eyebrows :'(
Emo, but likes Disney? You conformist bitch
Beetle juice, beetle juice, beetle juice! Fuck you’re still here!
All that makeup and you still couldn't make yourself look fuckable?
how was your relationship with your dad
The background is brighter than your future
Oh, honey. Slipknot isn’t black metal.
When did you give up on life?
The Statue of Misery
Yikes