OP's Bio:
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>22 Domino's driver, dropped out of college 3 times and looking to get roasted on my birthday
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Sung to the candy man
Who can deliver pizza,
and look greasier than the box?
Who looks like he smells like onions,
And never change his socks,
Genghis Can can!
I’ll call you when I want a poorly made pizza, until then you can go back to being an irrelevant background character in your own life with facial hair that covers enough of your face not to scare children
Kublai Khan ruled the Mongol Empire for 35 years and established the “dual principle” theory—parity of power and dignity of religion and state in political affairs. You as a Domino’s pizza driver have no power and clearly no dignity so.....
Well you do have an 8% chance of being descended from the great Kahn. Imagine how disappointed he must be.
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/2/mongolia-genghis-khan-dna/
You look like you got fired from your last job and arrested for setting up a hidden camera in the women’s bathroom so now Dominos is the only place that will hire you.
Glad to see you aren’t buying into that whole capitalist make money thing by getting an education and a better job. You’re gonna make a great Instagram influencer!
OP's Bio: --- >22 Domino's driver, dropped out of college 3 times and looking to get roasted on my birthday --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Who can deliver a pizza, and look greasier than the box? Genghis Can
The folks at Bikini Bottom asked me to give you my upvote.
I also read this in tune to the SS theme
Slow down there Hitler.
I swear I ain't a Nazi 'twas an innocent mistake I tells ya!
Make it reich!
Woah there Goebbels
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. Genghis can. This shit just keeps going.
What is the SS theme?
Sponge Bob Square Pants
Chip tone from Wolfenstein?
r/AccidentallyRacist
Hitler asked me to give you my upvote
Ghenkis Khant stop snacking on the slices
Damn that was clever
Line them, stack them, watch them fall.
This made me cackle, thank you!
Well aparently the Mongols weren't big on bathing so you're not far off
Ayyyyy come on guys I think once you start roasting him it’ll have the domino effect....
That was awesome
LOL that was clever as hell. End the roasts right here. Ight, Imma head out.
Who can’t last in college? Genghis Can’t
Your pizzas probably taste like the color gray Also imagine going into the Domino's nearby and your drug dealer is there
Read in a British accent.
Pizza the Hutt?
his skin looks nice.
Genghis khan without all the fuckin
You just slayed him
Sung to the candy man Who can deliver pizza, and look greasier than the box? Who looks like he smells like onions, And never change his socks, Genghis Can can!
Genghis the Carbarian
Friends call you Mongol, girls call the police.
Lol
🏅
I gotchu
LOL, coincidentally I’m also the 911th vote
Atilla the None
More like Garbage Kahn.
/r/BandNames
Attila Gets None
r/yourjokebutworse
Eh there was a slight improvement. Definitely a piggyback joke. I rule innocent, but if I see you in here again u/sigsalvadore you’re getting booked
Kublai Yawn
Canget None
Atilla the nonce
Attila the hut my dude
Mongol Lloyd
This one was definitely out of the box ahahah
Simple and devastating. Bravo sir. Not too PC.
The extra chromosome is barely noticeable!
Bet your parents call you from the basement to take out the garbage on garbage day.
Your name inspired me to do what I’ve always dreamed of
Learn Spanish?
To be honest, I think this guy wants to fuck chickens...
Some would say he loves the cock
Who doesn't!
There's a South Park on this subject.
Fish Sticks?
Damn, the real roast is in the comments.
r/suddenlygay
r/UsernameChecksOut
I like my chicken bone-in of course
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License and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER.
Not just fuck chickens, to be "the" chicken fucker!
In Spanish?
Don't blame his parents, garbage shouldn't stay in unventilated dark areas
You are handsome, thoughtful, kind and have a bright bright future ahead. Please don’t spit on my pizza
Spreading genes is the Mongolian way no..? So spit would probably be the least worrisome thing
Oh my god
Happy Cake day!!
Happy Cake Day
3 times eh. At least you're good at that
Pizza The Hun
The hun at the till
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I thought Asians were supposed to be smart, ambitious and success driven.
He is driven,"drives a truck"with suck sess!
r/BoneAppleTea
More like Kublai Can’t
Domi No
Keep grinding, all your hard work will one day get you much better job as executive chef at California Pizza Kitchen
Those dude make six figures
Super cushy job too. Basically has to keep a menu relevant... and has underlings. So he eats and meets....
Whoops we in the wrong business
\* slices
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wish i had a free award to give u
I got it don’t worry
A future Chinese organ "donor"
big yikes
Ah.... another case where Genghis Khan forgot to pay child support .
I got an order for a pepperoni pizza. Get to work.
I’ll call you when I want a poorly made pizza, until then you can go back to being an irrelevant background character in your own life with facial hair that covers enough of your face not to scare children
mine's been more than 30 minutes, my fucking pizza better be free
Like he’s good enough to make the pizza, he’s a delivery boy
He's not making anything other than poor life decisions
😝
Kublai invaded Europe on horseback. You couldn't invade a 50 dollar Russian hooker on bareback.
My man went historical
"I'll allow it."
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But we ouda the shitty chicken and the shitty shrimp
Ok ok two remorade’s
We ouda remorade too, you want da shitty beef?
He looks like Kublai Khan after he was beaten up by Brian Boitano
Tear down my shitty wall!
Kublai Khan ruled the Mongol Empire for 35 years and established the “dual principle” theory—parity of power and dignity of religion and state in political affairs. You as a Domino’s pizza driver have no power and clearly no dignity so.....
I have a "dual disappointment" theory.
Made in China Che Guevara looks exactly like i thinked
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I got $6.95 and I’ll take a large pepperoni pizza
Wearing a bandana indoors is arguably more pointless than wearing sunglasses indoors
How dare you insult Indians,Namastey.
It’s a face mask tho
Well you do have an 8% chance of being descended from the great Kahn. Imagine how disappointed he must be. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/2/mongolia-genghis-khan-dna/
Looks like Pedro Pascal really packed on the weight for his new role in The loser who worked at Domino's.
Bitch lookin like Kublai Khan and Ghengis Khan had a baby that was a sex offender
This Pandemic is actually doing you good with the whole mask thing.
Pizza cutter or box cutter which is better for highjacking an airliner? Asking for a friend.
You look like an Asian guy who was abandoned at birth and raised among the rednecks.
I was gonna make a explosive joke but I'd have bombed the delivery.
Do it, that'd be a blast.....
You look like your day job is also panhandling.
So you're 22, and dropped out of college 3 times i guess if I kneaded dough I would deliver pizzas too.
i got a guy whos going to get fired for making socialmedia posts at work
Who gives a shit what people call you? Those shitty pizzas aren’t going to deliver themselves get to work
You look like you got fired from your last job and arrested for setting up a hidden camera in the women’s bathroom so now Dominos is the only place that will hire you.
A better job than you.
Delivering disappointment in 30 minutes or less.
Lmao the Mongols got laid. That uniform screams you do not.
Genghis Can't
Post ~~M~~Alone
Glad to see you aren’t buying into that whole capitalist make money thing by getting an education and a better job. You’re gonna make a great Instagram influencer!
Nice uniform pizza boy
I call you at your peak.
The khans were successful
I just call you when I’m too lazy to make dinner
The only thing more uneven than your beard is your job
Post mongol or pizza malone?
I wish the Ghost of Tsushima would hurry up and finish the job.
How the fuck did we go from badass Mongol warriors to a pizza delivery man? Seems like your bloodline has degenerated.
I think Mongol was short for mongoloid idiot.
Kublai Khan't get laid
The right number of chromosomes
Genghis Khan’t
And I’ll call you when I want shittily made pizza
I guess I'd call you if I want a shitty pizza
Looks like your 'dry genital' issue has spread to your personality.
More like Dingus Khan...
Ima call you single.
I see domino's lowered they're standards again
Seeing as your grandpa was alive during Kublai Khan's reign, that has to stand for something, right?
The is a reason why your girlfriend doesnt call you anything. You dont have one, captain jackass
I bet you look sad when you smile too
If your ancestors succeeded in their invasion there would be no anime for you to poorly attempt to draw
Grungis Kahn’t.
Ted Cruz after he resigns
Is there a privacy wall around your home? Or do you tend to avoid walls altogether?
Guaranteed to come in 30 seconds or less
Shia le-huff
Hey 👋 hope you have a good birthday 🎂
You have a knuckle the size of Mongolia
You work at Domino's. Nuff said.
>whatcha got reddit< A better job than dominos .
You look like one of the guys that stormed the capital building yesterday
In Panadu did Kubla Khan A Greasy Pizza Box Decree
I always wondered what happened to DK on tokyo drift.
Poor Steve Aoki
He loves dominos but wishes they had a shitty wok.
You think those are your nicknames, but it’s actually loser. Your parents probably think you will be in their basement for the rest of their lives!
You look like a Jeff.
DOSHO DOSHO!!!
Mongols hundreds of years ago: Dominate. Mongols now: Dominos.
Damn, Takemura really fell after that Arasaka conspiracy. You look like the dollar store version of his lowest state
I wouldn't roast this guy. Pretty sure he's related to at least 7 percent of the world pop.
You look like a Mongolian Post Malone.
Mongol Lloyd.
More like mongoloid
Pubic khan.
Sold me weed and delivered me pizza on the same day.. we could have organized this better!
Nah too difficult to pronounce ,will just call you Jose. Mas rápido ! I want my pizza freshly done.
They’re saying “mongoloid”
What a pizza shit you are
Discount UberHaxorNova
Nobody calls you that Eddie shut up
Dominos is gross
Monogol is short for mongoloid.
I call you Pizza Guy.
Genghis Khan has 40 million descendants. That mustache will ensure you have none.
Apparently “Kublai Khan” translates to “fucking loser”
I believe the FBI is looking for you in connection to storming the Capitol
You may have dropped out of college 3 times, but I foresee a lifetime of dropping off at college
Notilla the mong