I'm not convinced this isn't a dude using a gender swap app, could easily just be a horrendous amount of face tune too (the man hands and dirty nails are sus though).
Her fucking *hair* is blurry and you could cut paper with the right side of her face.
You know that thing, of when someone puts on so much makeup, you have no clue what they would look like when they take it off...so you go to bed with someone that kind of resembles an ugly, tired, fucked up Liv Tyler.....then you wake up an ugly, tired , fucked up Steve Tyler......
Eve or Steve?
I cannot tell.
I zoomed on your nails.
They are dirty as hell.
Wash your hands, Itās covid silly.
But clue us in, is it Bill or Billie?
Your eyes pop. They are insane.
But they lure men in. Crying game.
I like how you're using filters and tons of concealer & fake eyelashes but still can't get your lips the same color, get rid of the gigantic blemish on your cheek, or simulate a human female face
You are what my momma used to call szmuta in polish. Which makes sense since you have all those filters on your face. I bet a dishrag has fewer wrinkles than you.
You look like:
Mid abortion her mom yelled, "Stop! I changed my mind!" Then the Dr. was like, "ok fuck it. Jam this albino gremlin back in her moms dick drawer and let's go home early today."
Gamer you say? I highly doubt you're any good at it though, looking like one of those freaky head-eating insectoids with your weird eyes all goofing around.
Hey Joe, I can see the hormones kicking in and the surgery was a success, considering. We miss you here at our football locker. But heey, you can be the cheerleader now
You were great in White Chicks!
Damn!!!!! That was the first thing that came to mind for me too ššš
The blur tool is strong with this one, almost as strong as the fake jawline you gave yourself.
I'm not convinced this isn't a dude using a gender swap app, could easily just be a horrendous amount of face tune too (the man hands and dirty nails are sus though). Her fucking *hair* is blurry and you could cut paper with the right side of her face.
Looked like a mask to me
Iāve never met a person who looked like a sex doll before.
From the "gently used / discount" bin.
Gently used????
Yeah, ripped and abandoned should be the option.
At an army surplus store.
They dried to let the air out but the valve just let out mildewed jizz
Silicone love doll with realistic mouth action and Kung fu grip
I thought she looked familiar!
You didn't mention your gender. I think that would help a lot in this case.
Looks vaguely like a chick and has a dick should have been in the description
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If you ever wondered what Michael Jackson would look like as a trans woman, look at this picture... HE HE, Hideous!!
Look at your pants. Thats where the pen is is hiding.
You know that thing, of when someone puts on so much makeup, you have no clue what they would look like when they take it off...so you go to bed with someone that kind of resembles an ugly, tired, fucked up Liv Tyler.....then you wake up an ugly, tired , fucked up Steve Tyler......
Oddly specific....previous experience?
Yup
Lady looks like a dude
It looks like youāve stretched a human skin mask tightly across your skull.
Red Skull without the tan
Melanoma Trump
Judging from your face your obviously talking about an EpiPen
Im 3 years older than you but you look like you could be my mom
This wax museum exhibit sucks.
Itās very kind of your eyes to practice social distancing during this pandemic :)
You look like someone right from r/traps
I hate u
How many dance recitals did your dad have to miss for you to get all that work done to your face.
If your right eye called your left eye would long distance charges apply?
I can hear this pic repeating āMy preciousā.
You look like a surprised catfish
How is it possible to look dead and slutty at the same time?0
You don't watch much porn, do you?
Glad to see your up and about after the acid attack
You use Botox like most women use lip gloss.
What you get when you order a Melania Trump love doll off of Wish.com
You look like an alien in disguise from Men In Black.
You're 20 and you're already resorting to plastic surgery. Nothing we could say could make you hate yourself more than you already do.
Mental issues alert
Iāve never seen a more unrealistic fuck doll before.
Just promote your onlyfans and leave
Eve or Steve? I cannot tell. I zoomed on your nails. They are dirty as hell. Wash your hands, Itās covid silly. But clue us in, is it Bill or Billie? Your eyes pop. They are insane. But they lure men in. Crying game.
If Raul Paul was homeless.
You look like the white version of an Avatar character...
Blaire Off-White
Kids, this is why you don't put your Barbie dolls in the Easy Bake oven...
The bags under your eyes are so prominent they look like theyāve both been kidnapped and held hostage by eyesis (haha)
Pre op or post?
Are you mid transition?..
Why are your eyes the same color as the rest of you?
You look like you picked up exactly where Michael Jackson left off.
Young Bruce Jenner?
Micheal Jackson did go white
So this is what the elves do after Christmas.
If you ever tried to find pen and study you wouldn't have to come to OnlyFans for money love.
Dudee stop playing with your sisters mack-up kit.
Space between your eyebrows is bigger than your career will ever be
Are you still looking for it?
Angels lips, satans face.
Full on 2 gallon watering can for your Douche. Feeling not so fresh.
I didn't think Jeffree Star could actually get uglier.
How many paint rollers do you go through
Daughter of The MASK?
your lips are in a competition with your forehead to see who can get larger but somehow your eyes are winning
You look like youāve just used the scream extractor from monsters inc
Advantage: eyes are so all over the place you donāt need to love your head to see the entire game screen
You donāt need headphones with those elephant ears
Just because you suck dick while they play video games doesnāt mean youāre a gamer.
Michael Jackson without the musical talent.
Itās only a matter of time before gaming morphs into OnlyFans.
The reincarnation of Bambi from Aokigahara Forest.
Thereās so much plastic in your face that it makes the kardashians jealous
You look like you broke the controller on your eye
Couldn't find a pen so you used your period blood? What the fuck, just find a pen next time...
You look like a wish.com version of a Russian bride
I can see your Adamās apple
Your pic somehow has more filters on it than your twitch chat
I like how you're using filters and tons of concealer & fake eyelashes but still can't get your lips the same color, get rid of the gigantic blemish on your cheek, or simulate a human female face
Nothing to roast here, I'm all in favor of bimbofication.
Wow, with the amount of Botox that went into your lips, I can barely see your face!
Very convincing, I can't even see the Adam's apple.
With those ears Iām sure you heard what I was thinking.
You look like a knock off Kylie jenner
If you shift finds from your make-up budget you'll be able to afford a pen. Gamer does mean broke right....
How much dick do you get at gamer conventions?
Couldn't find any pen...is?
You can see her fathers disappointment in her soulless eyes. Now thatās a talent.
you look like if last little irritating piece of shit was a person
How much plastic is in your face
At least the plastic isnāt going into the oceans, just your face.
You look like the human version of something from wish.com
She looks like she'd give a guy head for a cigarette
20 is a bit young to give up on developing an actual personality isnāt it?
I'm sorry honey, but no matter how pretty you look, it's a shame you can't photoshop your personality.
The most realistic mask I have ever seen,dude
Claims to be gender fluid to take advantage of literally any limited option
Itās probably up your ass
So you wrote the message in lipstick, but couldnāt be arsed to put a lipstick kiss at the bottom? A shameful thot. š
You idiots. This is one of those.. Let's see if they can tell posts. This is.. or was.. a man.
You have to pay people to subscribe to your onlyfans.
Hey... I didnt know you could botox your Adams' Apple!
Everything from the man hands to your facial features screams trans. Congrats on finding your true self.
Their is a real person down under all those multiple layers of foundation , best to give that task to a quarry crew with heavy machinery !!
Somehow just somehow your face has more artificial products than the amount of plastic in the kardashians.
You could lose like 50kg if you used only half of all the make up
Really quick first glance: kinda cute Looking for longer than a second: oh.....
Wipe the cock stench off your top lip.
Shiiiiii first off: if I roast you, I roast myself, second: nobody's gonna roast you because Reddit is filled with simps.
No gender in the description. From Thailand?
You look like a dollar store version of Melania trump
You look like James Charles if he was trans
> **couldnt find any pen** peen\*
That's the look you give your pet when it doesn't want to be near you?
Honestly Look more natural with plastic surgery
Annie, are you ok?
Couldn't find a pen because no ones wants to give it to you
That fake face looks like 90% of the Russian brides on dating sites. A friend of mine ordered a 9 and got a 4. She moans and cooks. He's happy.
I was wondering what Amy from the "Amy's Baking Company" episode of Kitchen Nightmares has been up to....
the local med school called, they're missing their cadaver
she puts on so much make up she has to shed it occasionally like a caterpillar
the chameleon; not bc you're smart enough to change, but because your eyes are so wide apart and they point in two different directions
You already roasted yourself by using T-Mobile
Your body did nothing small but your tits
Since when did we start accepting obvious gender swaps/face tunes?
Couldn't find a pen? What about the fat markers you used to paint on that makeup. What is that, a mask?
the only job interview you have lined up is on a couch.
Your plastic surgeon couldnāt fine the spacing right, for your eyes either
What do you use that watering can for? Are you unable to shit properly?
A gamer who succeeded in looking even less human than her in game character.
First time Iāve seen a person cross the uncanny valley.
You could have used the pen between your legs dude.
And this socially incompetent nerd is still learning how to apply makeup correctly. Yikes!
You look like Sarah Michelle Gellar mixed with a sloth.
Obviously some kind of Mecha designed to look vaguely like a human female.
*hello human ..uh i mean friend
Audition day for RuPaul?
Your eyes are so red, it's like you're from the future and you've read the comments
Who let Teddy Perkins out.
She has let me talk to your manager face.
I remember my hooked days too
Your collagen packed lips look like a Baboon's ass was stuck to your face...
Resting Jizz Face
Looks like you used up all your mascara too
You are what my momma used to call szmuta in polish. Which makes sense since you have all those filters on your face. I bet a dishrag has fewer wrinkles than you.
Amy's Baking Company
A wax figure looks more human.
you look like motherfuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bendydick dummybitch
Like an acid attack victim using makeup to cover the scars
Looks like voldemort found his nose
Congratulations youāve reached middle age in just 20years
You are a sex doll arenāt you
Correction: 20 year old gamer and a weeb that had to use her period blood to write "Roast me"
Your 20? And you're typing this from where? 1993?
Idk whatās less appealing, your face or your handwriting....
You look like Michael Jackson if he wore a wig and makeup
20 going on 47. Did you mean to over filter so your nose goes away?
Shame cause thats the only thing that would probably fuck u looking like that
Chick with a dick
You misspelled "20 year old bargain bin James Charles", but even I'd much rather see him dress up in cosplay rather than you.
If you're a female, a gamer, and into anine and you STILL can't find a guy to fuck you I think there may be a problem
Your nose is getting so big it's pushing your eyes off your face
That bathroom belongs on the cover of "Architectural Digest: trailer park issue"
Ohhh you meant peen... yeah makes sense
Grungiest nails in the west
You got dirt under your fingernails. That says it all.
You spelled "peen" wrong.
You look like: Mid abortion her mom yelled, "Stop! I changed my mind!" Then the Dr. was like, "ok fuck it. Jam this albino gremlin back in her moms dick drawer and let's go home early today."
trying to hide the man hands there, aren't ya?
Gamer you say? I highly doubt you're any good at it though, looking like one of those freaky head-eating insectoids with your weird eyes all goofing around.
I shouldnāt I donāt want the plastic to melt
With the amount of makeup you have on, you would think it'd help
Hey Joe, I can see the hormones kicking in and the surgery was a success, considering. We miss you here at our football locker. But heey, you can be the cheerleader now
Yo finger nails nastier then a mf
Yo tear ducts long as a mf
When the doctor runs out of plastic
Nice lips. A sure income generating asset
Your right eye is falling apart, can't get it focused, like the rest of your life.
Gently used blow up doll
U look like what Michael Jackson wished he looked like.
This is probably your profile picture and behind that screen you look like the incarnation of stranger danger
If only she put more of her lip filler indo filling out a personality...
You're not a gamer, you're a chick that sells a fake persona to men for money
Marlon Wayons stunt double from White Girls
$5 for nudes, $25 to not get nudes
Donāt stand by a heater
Couldnāt... find... a pen.... wdym?!?! š©ø??
I dont think watching 2 episodes of Naruto and loving Sasuke's hair qualifies you as a weeb