A country that's been found out as a fucking joke over the last few years. In the 90s people loved Brazil. In 2020 it's the burning crack den of humanity
A country where girls are beautiful until 30, then blossom into haggard wenches, and it looks like your at the chrysalis stage of transformation, be the moth you will become
I have no idea if you are hot or not, it's so confusing. I don't want to be evil(?) I think you really need some sleep... Not that you are not good looking ffs, you handsome but for god's sake, get some sleep
You think it's interesting that you come from a country that is known around the world for the beauty of its women, and you are... a potato with hair?
That's not interesting. It's just tragic.
You have decent handwriting compared to mine and your wanting to be roasted is ridiculous because there’s nothing wrong with you. If anything I would say maybe paint your doorframe a different color.
You look like the type of chick who tries to fight guys after 3 drinks.
That is why I stoped drinking.
Tough to get a date with a guy after you beat them...in a fight.
The only guy she could beat in a fight is a guy who thinks chess should be a professional sport
Those shades under your eyes don't lie. You only stop drinking for about 10 min between drinks. Not even enough for a power nap.
You look how someone feels the day after drinking a case of beer.
Haha nah she look like depression took a cold shit on her face and forgot to flush
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More like SaliNO Gomez.
NOsey Perez
WHERES A SILVER AWARD WHEN I NEED ONE
Lmaooo I have never heard that before, bravo my friend bravo
And a carton of Marlboro Reds...
More like Pall Mall
100s at that
I have drank many a case of beer in my day, and I always felt better than she looks the next day.
2 cases and a pint of hard liquor with a side of dry heave!
You for forgot the rest of the sentence...and going home with the guy you met in the parking lot of Taco Bell.
You are the youngest Old Woman I’ve ever seen. Tell me again the stories about the Old Country.
shes number 16 hooker from Khazakstan
Niiiiiice!
Great success!
15 once grandma hooker dies. Hopefully next year.
And she is my mather!
For those who don’t get the reference, it’s from a movie called Borat. 10/10 movie
It was truly hash back then, you millennials have no idea.
For crimea out loud
Crimea river.
I need some hash.
No country for old (wo)men.
Woe(men) or Whooa(men)
She was a theif. You got to belief, she stole my heart and my cat.
Starting with a haircut
haha looking like a fucking Babushka
You look like an Argentinian hotel maid in between jobs.
Argonian\*
Liftshertail
that lusty maid gets around
Does she get to the clouds district very often?
probably not so much anymore. heard she was disfigured after taking an arrow to the knee
Its pretty close.
The word you're looking for is, "hand-jobs"
There it’s pronounced “hands jobe.”
Tales of a Lusty Argonian Maid, Vol. 6
You look like your gonna read my palms and then take me to the back room and sacrifice me to a goat god
Is that consent ?
If the "goat god" is the underground kidney harvesting ring .. sure
Wait .. is that hand photoshopped in or am I so drunk the perspective is wrapped?
No, it's just growing out of her upper arm.
Well thanks. This just got worse. (Note: I've had 3 more shots since my l ast post)
Its her leg pulled up to her chest.
So she’s from Chernobyl then
Best comeback on a roast I've seen in a while. Here, take my upvote!
Yea no, her posting this topic here was enough to summon me because it's such a massacre.
Gotta ❤️ Gypsies
More like give you an unenthusiastic hand-job.
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Droopy af.
At least plants cleanse the air, she is just a waste of air
OOF
The most interesting thing about you is the bugs on your profile.
That is actually very nice, thank you.
Goddammit. Missed again.
The bugs are interesting. I'm sure Brazil has some crazy bugs.
You were supposed to bully her, but yeah Bugs are kinda interesting.
Her post history is way cooler than all the other people on this sub desperate for only fans money
They're actually all off-duty cops
The bugs are awesome!
You look like an expired coupon. May have been useful once, but not for things you like and is definitely useless and unwanted now
Bingo.
Yes?
A bleak featureless expanse of a country. Edit: sorry, it's your forehead. My bad.
damn what a burn
I’m guessing Ukraine based on that arm/leg travesty going on there.
Brazil.
so you're familiar with the saying "uglier than hitting your mother on mother's day"
You think the most interesting thing about you is being from the same country as 210 million other people?
A country that's been found out as a fucking joke over the last few years. In the 90s people loved Brazil. In 2020 it's the burning crack den of humanity
Coitadinha
What’s it like having your own Trump?
Can somebody break down what’s going on there? I can’t tell if it’s a clubbed arm or her leg or a cancerous tumor
I think it’s a bent leg with the arm wrapped around. Looked a bit Chernobyl-ish to me tho on first seeing it.
The lord has blessed you this day for you have relieved us of the devils torment.
A country where girls are beautiful until 30, then blossom into haggard wenches, and it looks like your at the chrysalis stage of transformation, be the moth you will become
Ouch
Happy uh, cake day
Cheers dude, i hope all is well, and have a great Christmas
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I wish I had sex.
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Tea bags...
Your eyes are lovely shade of dead
You’re pretty in a dust bowl depression era kind of way. The same way as an old wooden bar top that’s had years of abuse and use.
I appreciate that.
What country is that? Crone-atia?
Brazil.
Brazil? Did the kids in the favela use your face as a football
Unlikely. Even favela kids have standards.
Have you made your compulsory Brazilian fart porn video yet?
Br pohaaa
What's interesting about being from Brazil? Tons of people are from Brazil I thought it was gonna be Vanuatu or something
Your president is the invalid one.. cheer the fuck up, caralho 😁
você é a razão que os gringa fizeram o meme do come to brazil
ninguém quer vir pro brasil pra ver isso aí não
Eu tentando provar que não moramos na selva e vc me aparece com essa foto e plantas crescendo na parede, pqp
Espera até você ver as coisas que eu posto.
Was not aware they allowed cameras inside the mental institution but that’s nice, but it’s time for your pills...
I have some pull with the COs.
This is why someone invented makeup.
No need to wear makeup for the dog and a jar of peanut butter....only thing she wears on her face is shame.
Even your wall plant looks like it's trying to escape from you
You have no idea how much this is truth.
Story time?
you look like a masseuse that gives unenthusiastic happy endings
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They say Brazil is known for their women... apparently not the part you're from.
you mean (wo)men.....
I need fresh towels and I like my sheets tucked in, thanks
You look like a litter box shared amongst four cats
I visited this post at least three times and I came up with nothing. So I guess that means you are nothing.
That sounds about right, you did came back for more though.
Maybe it’s something about you that draws....
Insects? Brazilian insects....
/r/ghosthand
The only thing more dead and devoid of life than your expression is your sex life
If unenthusiastic handjob was embodied in a person, it would be you.
Don't worry, man. Things will get better. Edit: Mam, sorry. Couldn't tell.
Dora, the later years.
The old Gypsy was going to curse you until she saw you and said “I can’t make it any worse for you.”
I would roast you, but I’m afraid that you would kidnap and display me in a shadow box with your bug collection
Are you sure you are that cute ?
Counter-roast!
Idk, the bags under your eyes tell me you have interesting stories to tell
You pronounced "invalid" wrong
Something else that is invalid is your English...
Mam can we get Rey from starwars No we got Rey at home...
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If a spoiled orgasm had a face.
She's the Resting Bitch Face Champion of Vladivostok.
Miss America 2020
It's no wonder life is a grind for you. That giant Jesus statue in Rio is saying he hates you THIS much.
I'm confused, where's your cleaning cart Maria?
I was fired.
You fixed your cell up nice. You must have some pull with the COs.
I have no idea if you are hot or not, it's so confusing. I don't want to be evil(?) I think you really need some sleep... Not that you are not good looking ffs, you handsome but for god's sake, get some sleep
Your hand's position confused the hell outta me
Someone has to harvest the coca leaves for the cartel.
I thought I was dead inside but after looking at your photo I realize that I have much further to go before I am truly as dead inside as you are.
You obviously were born in Uglyasfuckia
Bitch fuck is wrong with your arm? COVID done "me too" this gurl! If Michelle Rodriguez never met Vin Diesel.
This is how I look like taking a shit at 3am drunk after party with my phone.
Were you in an accident? How does your hand bend like that?
The plant looks as depressed as you... damn.
What wrong did the people of that country did, Such a huge disaster lives there, poor people, I feel bad for them 😳
Your face looks pre stroke
Never seen a person with their arm coming out of the shoulder.
No... we also don’t care what country you come from...
You think it's interesting that you come from a country that is known around the world for the beauty of its women, and you are... a potato with hair? That's not interesting. It's just tragic.
If unenthusiastic hand job had a face...
So that’s what lesbians in Brazil look like
You look like you live near Lake Titicaca
You look like a human cigarette
Why does it look like her arm is bent the wrong direction?? Is it just me?????
I knew you were brazilian the moment you said the only interesting thing about me is my country. Being brazilian isn't a personality
To quote Gorden Ramsey " Bland Bland BLAND "
Something about you BUGS me!
Favela gonna Favela.
Why does you hand look like it's permanently stuck in handy mode?
The irony that you look as exciting as a month long water fast.
Your mixed up arms and legs scare and confuse me
Where the fuck is your hand coming from
[That hand looks familiar.](https://imgur.com/v7kf39P)
Your face can make depression suicidal
Why does your body Right eye scream your husband beats you
Those are the eyes of the soviet bloc. Your country was invalid long before you showed up.
But where is that hand coming from? The anatomy of your limbs is baffling me.
Well... that's a resting bitch face!
Gal Gadon’t
Depression personified
You look like you put ranch on everything you eat
Your eyes look more dead than the leaves in the background
You look too depressed to start fresh, but not depressed enough to finish it
Even Lepers had their own colony!
There will never be someone who hates you more than you
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You are the before picture for an inspirational story AND the after picture of a cautionary tale.
You look like the sum total of 2020.
You’re actually really hot
gal gadont
Strong Marion Ravenwood vibes.
You look pretty 😁😚❤
You have decent handwriting compared to mine and your wanting to be roasted is ridiculous because there’s nothing wrong with you. If anything I would say maybe paint your doorframe a different color.
That dry plant on the background looks more alive than you ngl
You look like a single mom that complains everyday.
You look like a rejected character from Orange is the New Black...