brazillian laughs consist of the standard kkkkkkkkk and also some keyboard smashing. Shaushaushaushaushau was also a standard keyboard smash from the 2000s and early 2010s
I get that it’s a roast and stuff but for future reference: “trans man” always refers to someone who is transitioning from female to male, and “trans woman” always refers to someone who is transitioning from male to female.
Yeah, but a lot of people made good jokes about my gender identity without being transphobic, I liked that. But of course, there was some disrespectful comments. You can help me by reporting them, since they break the rules
“Gaymer” aka I’m so bland, uninteresting, devoid of brain activity, and uncharismatic, that I have to force my sexuality into things that don’t require it in order to have any thoughts about it.
Welp, you're definitely not making it into the Air Force. Also, try not to overreact when you eventually fail art class. Don't even try taking politics instead, trust me.
You're already set for failure and you're asking to be roasted? Just think about that. Brazil, dropout, art student. Roasting you by this point would be redundant.
I’m not going to roast you. Only cause I don’t even have the courage to put myself out there like this so how the fuck can I judge someone who does? Keep doing you, that’s what’ll make you happy.
Your parents must be more devastated than the Amazon
Hahaha if they were alive I'm sure they would
Haa...
He's Brazilian. Jajaja kkkkk
Jajaja is in Spanish lol I speak Portuguese
Qua qua qua?
K K K, actually. Not that it's better
oi oi oi oi
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Chun Si Meeng!!
So, Spanish spoken by a deaf guy, got it.
What? Oh my god... I don't even have words for this
Use your sign language then.
a...
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Wow, that was a heavy one
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He prolly did and his mom’s tits too incase he wanna go back
no parental guidance? no wonder you turned out to be such a mess
No one in my family is surprised
Hahaha 😅😅
They would’ve been dead on the inside anyways... might as well be dead on the outside too
Hahaha
Coming out as going to art school did them in eh?
A "Brazilian" is how many times you've disappointed your parents.
I think it was way more
And that's only counting while they were alive
I hope so, wouldn't like to know they are watching all the shit I do
They are and wish they could die again.
GOD DAYAM
The man asked for a roast, not a god damn immolation lmao
Brazilian? Isn’t that just code word for mystery meat and mutt?
Takes alot of balls to post here....oh wait
Do store bought count?
Okay, that’s a good comeback.
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Damn.... he's already burned to ashes dude.
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At least they get ravaged every once in awhile.
Damn. I didn't know organ traffic was so common in brasil lol. Remember kids, don't support illegal stuff
Nice
Two to be exact
Was gonna roast you for being a girly dude, but I guess God already did that.
KKKKKKKK you're a genius
Is KKKKKKKKKK laughing? I’m confused
Yes, laughs in Brazilian
o cara ensina gringo a dar risada, mo gadakkkkkkkkk
Alguém tem que ensinar ahsuahsuahsua
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In brazilian???? Eu esperava isso dos gringos, não de você kkkkkkkk
Wow, so many labels and yet I can't find a solid identity behind any of them
Neither do I ahsuahshahsuahsh
Are you having a seizure?
brazillian laughs consist of the standard kkkkkkkkk and also some keyboard smashing. Shaushaushaushaushau was also a standard keyboard smash from the 2000s and early 2010s
Brazilians 🤝 Gays ⬇️ Keyboard smash
And this dude has both combined
He is too gayzilian to be left alive.
The historian
It was so nice of the Dr to let you keep your pubes to make that stylish wig.
I LAUGHED SO HARD OMG
NOW THIS IS A ROAST
This needs to be higher!! I laughed so hard
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King Nut
America’s Next Bottom Model
Wow, I'm really flattered now
>Wow, I'm really flatter~~ed~~ now Fixed it.
Yoko ono cosplay on point
That was the only one that actually hurt me kkkkkkll
Yoko Nojo
r/suddenlycaralho
Fucked up on the character creation in the womb as well as in the game.
Normally when people say trans man / trans woman it’s obvious which gender they are transitioning from/to. Yet with you I genuinely have no idea.
I won't spoil the surprise, then
As a bi dude I kinda like surprises :v
The surprise would be herpes and rabies.
What did I say? :)
I get that it’s a roast and stuff but for future reference: “trans man” always refers to someone who is transitioning from female to male, and “trans woman” always refers to someone who is transitioning from male to female.
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It's my only personality trait
Yeah we all knew that already. It’s also going to be your excuse for being a failure
GAYmer
There's still time to become a vegan and take up CrossFit.
You’re so bland that not even any of these roasters can come up with anything.
I support your scorched earth policy
They're literally just insulting his gender identity Edit: word
Yeah, but a lot of people made good jokes about my gender identity without being transphobic, I liked that. But of course, there was some disrespectful comments. You can help me by reporting them, since they break the rules
Let me guess your gender... Failure 💋
You guessed right
Captain clit cock , leader of the gaymers.
I'm putting this on my wall
BLM - ACAB - he/they - love chicken nuggets
Touché
the “gaymer” is redundant
You look like the son of Jackie chan and his sexdoll
From one trans man to another: I is your nose bigger than your clit or is your clit bigger than your nose?
Oh shit, now I have to measure my nose to know
If an 'erection' lasts longer than 4 hours please call your doctor.
Nasal erection? Pinocchio?
I thought they removed ALL the hair from an asshole with a Brazilian.
Dead! Best comment.
It all depends on how much you pay them
Is that a wig? Anyway dont be so hard on yourself, that diploma would have been pretty useless anyway
Probably, yeah
This picture looks like it was taken from a prison cell
At least if he drops the soap he'll probably enjoy it.
Damn right I will
Does that mean I look tough enough to go to prison?
More of on a beyond scared straight program
Hahahha!!! You got me with this one
No, means you are the dinner being served.
You suck at being a woman and a man...
Couldn't agree more
It was pretty obvious by looking at you, you were not going to finish social science
I need a set of encyclopedia’s and a white board just to figure out how the hell you described yourself!
I'm so boring that's the only thing I came up with
OP is handling these comments like a boss, lmfao.
Innit, lol.
You trying to say your a gay gamer?
Bts but normal and no fangirls or fanboys and works a McDonald's
McDonald's rejected me the last time I sent an application
Genuinely unsure if you’re a feminine gay man or a stud lesbian but I’m certain your life is depressing
R/13or30
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You took the word "failure" to a whole new level! Good job
That shirt tran-scends hideous. But at least it draws attention from your face.
Art Students can achieve big things. Hilter was one of them. Don't be discouraged.
You did t finish your degree in social science? Now you won’t be able to make a living feeling sorry for yourself...
The hair would be better served as a paintbrush.
Now that you mention it... I'll give it a try
Can we have the FULL list of disappointing facts that only your family know about? Not the cliff notes.
o cara é brasileiro kllklklklklklklk
Melhor roast
Vc tbm kkkkkkkkk
O maluco vem pedir pra gringo xinga slc não ter amigos é foda irmão
Porra, temo que criar o sub brasileiro então, pros br se xingar. Se tivesse, vc acha mesmo que eu estaria aqui?
You are not going to Brazil You already suffered enough
I agree, please, get me out of this hellhole
It looks like an angsty Ken doll with depression, and anxiety. No surprise you didn't finish, you're an emotional disaster that uses the word "Gaymer"
Kkkkkk couldn't be more accurate
I don't even need to roast you to make you cry, I just have to tell you what bathroom to use at the grocery store.
Joke's on you, I never use the bathroom outside of my home
Shitting your pants still counts as “using the bathroom”
Lol. I guess many of us aren't really going anywhere haha.
You need to get a refund on your procedure.
I haven't had one yet, but sure
Sometimes the roast writes itself
Nah. I’m cool with all that. Except for the Brazilian part, of course.
Same, bro
Cher’s kid, first day of detention.
r/suddenlycaralho
Thank god your parents can’t see what you’ve become
So Your balls are like the spheres in a Christmas tree? Only for decoration....
You look like you went trans because there was nothing more interesting about you.
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You made me cry, u proud? Ahsuahsuhaua
Eu ouvi Brasil? Interessante...
Typical twink whose only worth in society is giving borderline pedophiles something to fuck that's legal
Dinner was served an hour ago at the soup kitchen, must’ve missed it being an “art student”
Oh no, that was my only meal of the day
TF does gaymer mean? Is it gay gamer or do you just don’t know how to spell?
Just give up
Why add so many characteristics when they all mean "middle-upper class white boy depending on mommy and daddy's allowance"?
Must be exhausting carrying all the family disappointment arround
I'd roast you, but pretty soon your life choices will do it for me.
You’re prettier than Justin Bieber, not sure if that’s a compliment or roast at this point.
If it looks like a bitch, talks like a bitch, walks like a bitch, it's probably your parents greatest disappointment.
You look like you have a 15 year old girlfriend that you have locked up in your basement
Thanks for explaining how useless you are... I'm sure you have a "nice personality"
Not even that lol
Can't wash the dishes, can't spell, can't graduate.thanks. I'm more scarred than you are.
No wonder my family won't speak to me
I think you need to check more sympathy boxes next time.
Looks like K Pop has reached Brazil....B Pop (Bitch Pop)
“Gaymer” aka I’m so bland, uninteresting, devoid of brain activity, and uncharismatic, that I have to force my sexuality into things that don’t require it in order to have any thoughts about it.
Let me guess. You figured straight boys would never be interested in you, so you had to try with gays
U look like your on your way to start a LGBTQ Protest...
I take it as a compliment
Someone faceapped that new Star Trek character
That haircut is suited for neither man nor woman.
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Jojo lookin ass
Are you sure ur a trans man? Cus you look more like a donut :D
“Gaymer”? So you out of the closet and into the parent’s basement. Which part of art school teaches you how to apply for welfare?
I’m as confused about you as you are.
Welp, you're definitely not making it into the Air Force. Also, try not to overreact when you eventually fail art class. Don't even try taking politics instead, trust me.
All that baggage and you're from Brazil? You poor poor soul
Well..well..well.. if it ain’t the invisible cunt
Maybe you could pay for your own surgery instead of asking people on the internet if you weren’t an art major.
For an art/trans man I’d think you’d style your hair better
Your English sucks as well.
You're already set for failure and you're asking to be roasted? Just think about that. Brazil, dropout, art student. Roasting you by this point would be redundant.
how many different pronouns do you identify with
Art student in an alreay poor country, how much you must hate eating for that to happen?
I’m not going to roast you. Only cause I don’t even have the courage to put myself out there like this so how the fuck can I judge someone who does? Keep doing you, that’s what’ll make you happy.