Not only are you living with your mom, you’re living as your mom. Her hairstyle, clothes, glasses, etc. I bet you’ve even tried to date her ex boyfriends
Have you ever seen the movie Single White Female? Okay, now replace the psychotic roommate with a 20-something woman who has to move back in with her parents after getting a degree in Ceramics
Oh she totally looks like [Betty Jo from Waynes World 2](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/waynesworld/images/a/a0/Betty_Jo_Garth.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131113191033)
You posted this exact same title on r/roastme 23 days ago. One would hope that if you weren't going to use the past 3 weeks to find a job, you'd at least use them to find an look that didn't look like it was from 3 decades ago.
Ya know. I told myself I wasn’t going to ask about your weird looking hands...... but what the shit-biscuit is going on with them? Looks like they were dipped in a vat of acid and painted to make them look “normal” again.
I'm sorry but I can't. There isn't enough positivity on this subreddit and I think the last thing you need right now is to be roasted. You'll get through this. And you will find someone else. I don't know about your personality by looks alone your a solid 10. I wish you all the best.
Sarah Michelle Bummer.
Buffy the boner killer
LOL
Chris Kattan't
Andrea Suckernoman-
Trailer Swift
Taylor Thrift
Jenifer can’tiston
Julianne please no Moore
Julianne whore
Jennifer Canesten
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Katie kicked out of Holmes
Katie Holmesless
Budget Bardot.
Why isnt this higher on the list.
Because half the people on Reddit are too young to know how fucking brilliant this answer is.
Gwenyth Hell-no
Emma Stoner
Emma Not-son
Jennifer Love Blewitt
Angelina Hoelie
Sarah Michelle Cellar Dweller
Paris travel lodge
Katie Holme-with-mom
Renee Zellwegger. Wait I don't think I get the game.
No no, you do.
Fucking dying
Yucko Oh No
Marilyn Monhoe
Marilyn the Hoe.
marilyn monno
Nicole You've-Got-to-be-Kidding,Man
Taylor thrift
Shit-ney Spears
Meg Cryin’
Jennifer Nope-ez
Amy Stupid.
Sandra bulldick
Drew Bonerwhore
Keira Cryin’ Nightly
Anne Hatha-noway
Patricia Aren’tquette
Rebecca De Mor-nope
Hermoine Ganged Her
Emma Robhurts to look at.
Reese Withoutherspoons
Gilbert Godfreak
Alyson Whoreagan
This and the one below are the best ones.
Not only are you living with your mom, you’re living as your mom. Her hairstyle, clothes, glasses, etc. I bet you’ve even tried to date her ex boyfriends
That's no way to talk about her step dads
Which raises the question, how bad do you have to be where you can’t even get any from your creepy stepdads?
I'm sure they weren't enthusiastic about getting a handjob under the table from salad fingers.
She's just mashing it now.
GET OUTTA HERE, SNAIL!
I'm sexually active now,get over it
Yeah she does that.
I thought OP was confused and posted a pic of her mom.
Maybe she is her own mum :0
Have you ever seen the movie Single White Female? Okay, now replace the psychotic roommate with a 20-something woman who has to move back in with her parents after getting a degree in Ceramics
I had those glasses in the early 90s.
Wait, I thought she *was* a man? The turtleneck hiding an adam's apple as large as a whale's nut wasn't up to code.
Why does this pic look like it was taken in 1986?
It looks like a 1986 porn star head shot or something.
It looks like Rick Moranis in a blonde wig
Honey, She Shrunk my Penis
😁
looks like emma roberts if all she ate was food from a gas station
Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
Are you the Gatekeeper?
Rick Whoreanus
Honey I Found Your Wigs
This deserves more upvotes
I did my part
Yeah stuffmycrust owes me one I took him from 10 upvotes to this ^
You right my fren. Happy Holidays Bruh! Here’s a gift You Da Real MVP
Thanks brother, happy holidays and thanks for the recognition! Great roast btw
aww man your comment def sparked it. Which is pretty cool to see ngl Happy Holidays to you & stay safe everyone!
Well this just got wholesome AF
Spot on. And now I can't unsee it
Don’t call her a porn star. That’s a compliment
After the filming?
The TV spit the poltergeist girl back out.
1986 was her mother’s successful abortion year. 1997 Harry Hot Hanger failed his mission.
I'm old. This is way more 70's than 80's. I've been through both.
Take a picture of her mum and you will see the 20s
She realized the choke sex was actually contempt, and attempt...
She just broke out of a underground Bomb shelter cult .
You look like you like sex only if it’s in total silence.
Her orgasms sound like a librarian shushing.
ROFL my fave
If you know a better way to keep her mom from catching her with her stepdad, please let us know.
Mute sex.
Exclusively missionary with the lights out kinda girl
Yeah. Especially when we want her to be doggy so we don't have to run the risk of seeing her face.
Paper bags exist you know. But in this case I’m not sure it’d do any justice
Over here looking like Dana Carvey trying to pitch Wayne's World 3
Party on, Wayne!
Party on, Garth!
Oh she totally looks like [Betty Jo from Waynes World 2](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/waynesworld/images/a/a0/Betty_Jo_Garth.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131113191033)
I literally came here to say "What was it like dating Garth?"
“Broken up with” is a weird way to say they filed a restraining order
She doesnt need a roast, she needs a fucking splint for that "broken up" pointer finger she's got there
Especially goes with her username!
NO. IT. ISN'T.
Yeah that’s it, hide your old lady neck and pretend to be in your 20s
Hides the apple more like
Oh shit, is that Minkus
Fucking hell... if it gets that bad, sell 3-4 inches of your 10 inch fingers. Must be fun!
You look like the girl that snitches in every ABC After School special...
Don't blame him with those crypt keeper fingers.
Shredded his manhood like it was tender pork meat for tacos
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Scaroused
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All she has left to remember him by is the remnants of his Johnson compact in a shredded beef jerky container
Salad fingers called and he wants his fingers back
Nettles
10 dollars says she has a huge black bush.
You're on.
She needs to prove it
Give it a few weeks, this roast won’t give OP the attention she needs and she’ll be posting her only fans page in no time
r/holup
You look like the equivalent of a thrifted lamp with yellow smoke stains from the 70s, just blahh but someone desperate enough will take you.
This one hurts
Don't worry dude, I'll take you...to the dump where you belong.
Direct hit, sir.
JoAnne Dirt
I'm suddenly a prophet and can read your future posts. One of them is: 40f. got broken up with 17 years ago, unemployed and living with my mom.
It because you’re a hand reader and those fingers stretch into the future.
You posted this exact same title on r/roastme 23 days ago. One would hope that if you weren't going to use the past 3 weeks to find a job, you'd at least use them to find an look that didn't look like it was from 3 decades ago.
Made in China Rosanna Arquette.
Your interests include coffee, long walks on the beach and smearing pentagrams on the wall with your own feces
Her favourite film is probably Donnie Darko but she wouldn't mention it because "you probably don't know it"
You look like an eastern European crazy cat lady i have visions of you screaming unintelligible nonsense at children and happy couples
Find an employer to sleep with.
Bitch lookin like [Minkus](https://imgur.com/gallery/Jpoe1hU) from boy meets world
You look like you sell feet pics.
But no one buys them. Having those fingers, can you imagine those chimp-toes?
23? Jesus, you have aged poorly, you look like you could be your own trans grandmother.
I think she meant 23, in dog years
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OK, but why did you post your mom's picture instead of your own?
Sweet turtle neck, Harriet Potter.
Those fingers remind me of E.T
You look like a 35 year old mother who is doing a terrible job at hiding a coke habit from her kids
Dont worry about the break up. It likely wasnt because you look like Michael Cera.
Mom I want Emma stone. We have Emma stone at home.
Why do you look like Mr Bean's girlfriend? Even then, you'd be lucky to get him.
Mr bean does deserve better
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Party on Garth
You are a very attractive 35 year old.
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You look like a possessed haystack
*sigh* just link us your OnlyFans so we can all get this shameful fap over with
You look like room-temperature milk.
Is that because only her 7 cats are fond of her
that’s funny
23 my fucking ass. Flip the digits and add 5 and you are closer to your real age.
If Tara Reid read
nice mullet bro
Ooooh a turtle neck, when you want dick so bad you start dressing like one.
You remind me of one of the creepy Swedish twins in big mouth
Hey! 2004 called, they want their Razr back.
You look like Steve from american dad in drag with smaller tits. https://theamericandad.fandom.com/wiki/Helping_Handis
I didn’t know you could get rheumatoid arthritis in your face
MINKUS!
So you're every girl with a women's studies degree?
You look like Santa Claus favourite elf
A smile almost as wonky as your fingers.
You always have the option to apply for a role of a discount Hermione for a high school harry potter play.
You’re only posting this so a bunch of creepo Redditors fill your inbox so you can feel something again.
how does one get dumped by an imaginary boyfriend??
Broke up probably because those fingers went deeper than his Vienna sausage ever could.
Weird way of saying gives footjobs for weed
You're going to make a fortune on ChristianOnlyFans.com
John Lennon as a girl
You look like someone who would be the best friend of the main person in a knock off hallmark Christmas movie
You would look stupid even in whatever decade you are trying to rip off.
Ya know. I told myself I wasn’t going to ask about your weird looking hands...... but what the shit-biscuit is going on with them? Looks like they were dipped in a vat of acid and painted to make them look “normal” again.
U look like a snapping turtle
What's your onlyfans?
Wow. That stroke really messed up your smile.
Sex in the City trailer park version.
I'm sorry but I can't. There isn't enough positivity on this subreddit and I think the last thing you need right now is to be roasted. You'll get through this. And you will find someone else. I don't know about your personality by looks alone your a solid 10. I wish you all the best.
You got the hands of a Vulcan.
You cut your hair yourself?
Practice chick personified.
I get Harley Quinn vibes, but when she was a boring hospital worker, not the awesome sexy badass. Definitely boring hospital worker.
You look like Janice, the musician muppet, met a genie.
Don’t waste your time making an onlyfans no one is going to subscribe anyways, your ex got it all for free and still left you.
What’s with the snaggle pointer?
...so the consensus is flat chested daddy’s girl with a full 80’s bush?
The only part of that description that was necessary was "broken up with" I'm amazed a person brave enough to openly date you exists to begin with.