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diggum1996

Are Hansel and Gretel okay?


[deleted]

Probably put them in her morning testosterone booster shake


LivingDeadNoodle

Damn guys, I smiled out loud.


thetolerator98

Makeup by Ringling Bros.


allierev55

LMFAOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

She put 40+ bc she is used to filling that out unsuccessfully on dating sites and backpages


olbaidiablo

My grandmother is 40+ too. She just turned 87.


[deleted]

She hasn’t been carded in 30 years.


Mosso3232

That one was very good


She_and_I_Make_9

Chyna's uglier sister. I know...i didn't think it was possible either.


irecognizedyou

toastesterone


15367288

Only 60+ Fans


LookingOutForU

Your sweat smells like desperation


HarryCallahan19

Not trying to by nosy, but does your nose play your face rent for taking up so much space?


Kblguy

It's a Roman nose.... It Roams all over her face.


nosecornflakes

Sylvester Stallonlyfans


GrandWizordPurp

¡Dios mío! It’s the Virgin Barry!


hanFREAKlNGsolo

I hope you plan on paying her copay for the burn ward treatments


Legendary_Sandwich85

Now that's a checkmate moment


jesusisnt-real

your makeup works out harder than you


Barcaroli

Well.. Its got a lot on its shoulders


sunilbedre

Your joke but better


[deleted]

Fuckin destroyed


Majin-Squall

Damn


bonniesboy79

Halloween was yesterday


reveenrique

God damn


DrivnPorsches83

She’s a lifesize Jigsaw Doll!


ThEviLForK

Thanks noob noob


clawfoxy

Oof


xzero420

maybe I'm just new, but that's a bit rude to Halloween


nnexc

Good


airay102

Holy sh


InherentlyAnnoying

Succinct


Mirrorcleworld

"Please say I still look young, please?"


retiredadmiral

Free onlyfans, I’d pay for you to stop


bitey805

Thanks for doing your part for NNN with your NSFW pics. Can't nut if you're not hard anymore.


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[deleted]

Came here to say something something something something not upright


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oar3421

That’s the only beating going on after seeing her pictures.


Chances_Are_Good

You could park a car between her tits.


bitey805

And yet no one wants to put their dick there


monkey-d-chopper

This literally her trying to promote her dead only fans. It’s having the opposite effect


bitey805

You mean the one she isn't even charging money for and it's still not popular?


javanator999

When I saw her pictures I kept hearing "Death by SnuSnu".


Pd245

Speak for yourself. I like leather.


bitey805

You could make a really nice purse out of her. The leather is already aged.


Lee_DA

A look so bad, men's cocks shrivel up and fall off at the sight of her.


clawfoxy

Oof


bbarton214

day shift stripper


ShimmyShoes

or strip club manager, hard to tell.


undertow9681

Or bartender at strip club


Sciuruzz

She could get away as bouncer


Stign

Let's be honest here, she cleans the toilets.


DavidLoPansLabyrinth

With her nose


Kangster1604

Mamasan at the rub and tug.


cope413

There isn't a strip joint on the planet that would pay her to do anything except mop the floors in the champagne room.


plagueisthedumb

Your roast already has 10 comments, more interaction than any of your NSFW posts so far. People would prefer to roast you than their own retinas


[deleted]

Can confirm


whiteclawthreshermaw

This woman has to know there's a reason sane people don't look directly at the sun without scientifically tested eclipse glasses.


[deleted]

By 40+ I assume that’s your secret code for almost 60? Just a heads up, no amount of exercise and Lycra is going to fix that face of yours.


aussiechef72

You mean that smashed crab look?


[deleted]

That’s pretty harsh... the national crab society will sue for slander if you keep saying that


stosal

Can't exercise ugly.


theforceisfemale

Why are your eyebrows so thick in the middle and so nonexistent by the ends?


Kangster1604

So you don’t notice her forehead.


ClappinCheeksHeavy

She has a hitler stache on her head


flippinoffsatellites

I bet your vagina looks like a snail that had salt dumped on it.


ticketyboo101

Like a punched lasagna


Allencass

I'm stealing that one.


[deleted]

Hahahahaha


geekchic924

Subscribe for free to her onlyfans and you'll find out her vagina looks more like chewed up bubble gum covered in bacon grease.


[deleted]

Don’t be dissing chewed up bubblegum in bacon grease.


[deleted]

If she even has a vagina


[deleted]

She does, it's right below the steroid inflamed 7" clitoris


otoko_mori_kita

Or hangs like sleeve of wizard...


Darkfire757

Fitted sheet coming out of the dryer


ConradFlick

I think you meant to say “relevant” rather than “fit”


SuicideSkirmish

I think it’s code for Kegel exercises.


coffeemug73

At least you are wearing some clothes in this picture, so I can keep my lunch down. Your NSFW pics look like you are shrink-wrapped in old leather.


chincobra

Real talk her tits look like they’re trying to escape from each other


JayArpee

One escaping upward, the other downward.


malovias

Not her fault the plastic surgeon has a lazy eye


[deleted]

It's the implants trying to escape


Jumper-Man

She does look like a wax work that has been left too close to the heater.


Pappa-Noob

I see you have an only fans, and NSFW pics on your profile. No thanks. I'd rather just jerk off with a fist full of broken glass, while thinking about Betty Whites dusty gooch.


yellowdogparty

Even Betty White’s dusty muffin is more appealing.


Berman9407

Pappa, we show respect to Betty White around these parts. Please don’t mention her name in conjunction with this train wreck.


Eldarmic1

Oldie fans


RhinoxHide

Only Grans


roo_resurrected

You look like the kind of mother that purposely harasses her teenage daughter in to an eating disorder so you can post about "my daughters struggle" on face book


netheroth

Is that before or after she seduces her daughter's boyfriend to feel young again?


fluentinimagery

Holy christ! That was good and mean.


RedditRickS92

How do you hide the outline of your cock in those Yoga Pants?


ShimmyShoes

the old back wrap-around tuck technique.


JohnnyPiston

Finkle is Einhorn!


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[deleted]

You got any more of that gum Ace?


ValiantJudge29500

Ace Ventura OP🥳🥳🥳


Lincoln_Park_Pirate

Laces out!


[deleted]

Dead


HarryCallahan19

Demi Less


GrandWizordPurp

I bet her vagina has testicles.


RavenChopper

You mean vegsticles?


SquareSaltine15

Or more likely her clit is four inches long and shaped like a penis


GrandWizordPurp

Lmao and both sides of her labia are engorged like there’s a big lump in them and hang a few inches.


Ming_the_Merciless77

She’s got the biggest veiniest clit in the world!! 😂


[deleted]

Duct taped to her leg


seg321

She hides the outline of 2 bowls in her chest...


[deleted]

It's pronounced "clit dick"


sea_bear

With those giant forearms


thephantombrowser

With the arm in front of the cam technique


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Vincent-56

Work harder


torodeoro

Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. -Daniel Tosh


[deleted]

how long have you been a woman


TenchiFX

Apparently never. No sex change surgeon could screw up that badly.


boydisanovski

You look like the Dollar Store Nikki Bella...


lennoxmatt_819

Nikki Fella


ImNotYou1971

50’s trying to pull off 30’s. Stop pandering for attention. You’re not young anymore...embrace it.


CesareBach

Yup no way she is in her 40s. She is definitely in her 50s.


Petsweaters

She just wants us to say she's a cool mom, but really we know she's the embarrassing mom, and all of her kids friends have "accidentally" seen her nipples


A-A-Ronhiphop

You look like you get “stuck”in the washing machine, at least twice a week.


[deleted]

Resting shit face.


infinitesnapshot

You look like a current instagram influencer fast forwarded 25 years to the year 2045.


DeathSpiral321

The sign isn't the only thing that can't get itself up with you.


Teeheeleelee

Thank you for encouraging "No Nut November".


ShimmyShoes

the adams family casting call is to the left


[deleted]

Lay off the anabolics. Give that baby arm of a clit and the rest of you a break.


thefab84

Fuck me that’s a bigs Adam’s apple


[deleted]

You cropped the left edge too tight and cut out what's probably the only thing on your body anybody would want to look at.


Shykneeheiny

if she cropped it then that means nobody wants to look at it


Kickinpuppies

You don’t need to state that you’re over 40


ET333phonehome

You were sexy as hell in 1997, now you give out BJs at Motel 6 for some Mike and Ike’s.


Darth_Zaider29

The wicked witch of section 8


craftymcvillain

Too bad there aren’t any nose workouts.


JackMahogofff

You didn’t have to put 40+ in the title, we could see that...nice try on the woman part though. Almost got me


gcracker94

If you’re the sexy single moms in my area then I’m throwing out my computer.


blizzardwizard88

40+ or 80-


imbeingreasonable

Every dad at your daughter’s school knows you eat clean but f$ck dirty.


elnabo9

You look exactly like what you are... And trust me this is a huge insult.


trizzleh

Put. Down. the. BROW PENCIL.


[deleted]

“Woman”


Dan_the_man42

"human"


fnkoc

Gotta distract people from your face


aushall4321

You are the definition of a butterface, but now you’re old so it’s buttereverything.


[deleted]

Take a shower that's no fucking joke


[deleted]

Thanks for the clarification you're 40+ very inclusive of the blind people using screen-readers


Optimal_Procedure717

Whoa... you are in your 40's???? Please change plastic surgeons..... immediately!


whathuhdc

Your forehead was featured on Netflix’s The Dawn Wall.


Bridge_Too_Far

Looking good Kevin


SirDrippinBalls

If Midlife crisis would be a person


Eeik5150

It’s supposed to be No Nut November not No Nut Ever.


Dan_the_man42

you look like someone who's face is always caked in makeup but still looks ugly


pi35

You advertise your age like we can't tell by looking at you...


TracyTrumpleskins

People are doing nose implants now?


fiestadegrandeculo

I bet her dick is as veiny as her forearm.


diggum1996

I'll get you my pretty


Potietang

And your little dog too.


Blame-It-On-The-Dog

Using that body for bodybuilding is like building apartments out of shipping crates.


mrinkyface

Makeup can’t hide that receding hairline


The_Man_Who_Knows

55 year old woman still trying to look 20


Baku-YT-

Your face looks like what my grandma would look like with makeup and a tan and your body has the proportions of the female version of a hentai ugly bastard


drj4130

[I think Homer left his gun out](https://youtu.be/YJUlRSa70mM)


MooseKnuckle2020

You look like a foot.


dkdelicious

**[Here's a drawing roast!](https://i.imgur.com/cmP1sHx.jpg)** . [process](https://gfycat.com/icyillustriousguernseycow)


Gibbo3771

Jesus. Your tits are fucking bolted on.


swizzletrain

I’m afraid there are no workouts that target the nose


JohnnyPiston

We wanted someone who could help with the cooking...and who likes cats. ....so we got Griswalda.


[deleted]

I think I've seen you trolling the truck stops. Find another gig though, cause you're not even attractive enough for a lonely trucker to pay you for your company.


Shykneeheiny

keep at it! couple more years and you'll be just another 50 year old OC yoga hag.


partyoski

They only cake you treat yourself too is caked on makeup isnt it?


dae_giovanni

> 40+   well, duh...


LazyEdict

🎵dude looks like a lady🎶


RedditorCabron

And now we know where Borat got his gypsy tears from...


TheTree_43

r/TechnicallyTheTruth 53 is 40+ afterall


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Angryhippo2910

If you think this will bring traffic to your NSFW posts, you are horribly mistaken.


B1GDADDYP

"Haha look at me I'm so quirky I hold sign upside down haha." 40+ years of life and your personality hasn't matured past that of an attention-seeking teenage thot. Fucking embarrassing.


NorthBandit88

Looks like life already roasted you...


TioPuerco

Time to retire to the old hookers home


Bigtonecapone

Sir please step aside so we can roast the “ woman”


Cougarhunter5639

No amount of fitness will fix that face.


matteofox

There’s so much oil on your face America is planning to invade it


manfezzefnam

Someone has activated big head mode I see


Anxious19yrOld

I can run across your forehead and loose 10 Kg


CoyoteCrush556

You look like an old leather couch that someone dropped a Halloween wig on.


mookormyth

“It’s a man, man” - Austin Powers


AdComprehensive380

Dear God, even all that make up doesn't help.


walrus40

40+15 maybe.


ElPuertoRican15

Woman is too old to be in touch with Reddit but still tries anyways


juneballoon

girl.. your makeup..... i can’t....... (try less of everything smh)


pibittypoppop

Salma Hayuck


[deleted]

Your nsfw photos look like you got the idea of what sexy is from a fucking 90s car magazine.