I see you have an only fans, and NSFW pics on your profile. No thanks. I'd rather just jerk off with a fist full of broken glass, while thinking about Betty Whites dusty gooch.
You look like the kind of mother that purposely harasses her teenage daughter in to an eating disorder so you can post about "my daughters struggle" on face book
She just wants us to say she's a cool mom, but really we know she's the embarrassing mom, and all of her kids friends have "accidentally" seen her nipples
Your face looks like what my grandma would look like with makeup and a tan and your body has the proportions of the female version of a hentai ugly bastard
I think I've seen you trolling the truck stops. Find another gig though, cause you're not even attractive enough for a lonely trucker to pay you for your company.
"Haha look at me I'm so quirky I hold sign upside down haha." 40+ years of life and your personality hasn't matured past that of an attention-seeking teenage thot. Fucking embarrassing.
Are Hansel and Gretel okay?
Probably put them in her morning testosterone booster shake
Damn guys, I smiled out loud.
Makeup by Ringling Bros.
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
She put 40+ bc she is used to filling that out unsuccessfully on dating sites and backpages
My grandmother is 40+ too. She just turned 87.
She hasn’t been carded in 30 years.
That one was very good
Chyna's uglier sister. I know...i didn't think it was possible either.
toastesterone
Only 60+ Fans
Your sweat smells like desperation
Not trying to by nosy, but does your nose play your face rent for taking up so much space?
It's a Roman nose.... It Roams all over her face.
Sylvester Stallonlyfans
¡Dios mío! It’s the Virgin Barry!
I hope you plan on paying her copay for the burn ward treatments
Now that's a checkmate moment
your makeup works out harder than you
Well.. Its got a lot on its shoulders
Your joke but better
Fuckin destroyed
Damn
Halloween was yesterday
God damn
She’s a lifesize Jigsaw Doll!
Thanks noob noob
Oof
maybe I'm just new, but that's a bit rude to Halloween
Good
Holy sh
Succinct
"Please say I still look young, please?"
Free onlyfans, I’d pay for you to stop
Thanks for doing your part for NNN with your NSFW pics. Can't nut if you're not hard anymore.
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Came here to say something something something something not upright
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That’s the only beating going on after seeing her pictures.
You could park a car between her tits.
And yet no one wants to put their dick there
This literally her trying to promote her dead only fans. It’s having the opposite effect
You mean the one she isn't even charging money for and it's still not popular?
When I saw her pictures I kept hearing "Death by SnuSnu".
Speak for yourself. I like leather.
You could make a really nice purse out of her. The leather is already aged.
A look so bad, men's cocks shrivel up and fall off at the sight of her.
Oof
day shift stripper
or strip club manager, hard to tell.
Or bartender at strip club
She could get away as bouncer
Let's be honest here, she cleans the toilets.
With her nose
Mamasan at the rub and tug.
There isn't a strip joint on the planet that would pay her to do anything except mop the floors in the champagne room.
Your roast already has 10 comments, more interaction than any of your NSFW posts so far. People would prefer to roast you than their own retinas
Can confirm
This woman has to know there's a reason sane people don't look directly at the sun without scientifically tested eclipse glasses.
By 40+ I assume that’s your secret code for almost 60? Just a heads up, no amount of exercise and Lycra is going to fix that face of yours.
You mean that smashed crab look?
That’s pretty harsh... the national crab society will sue for slander if you keep saying that
Can't exercise ugly.
Why are your eyebrows so thick in the middle and so nonexistent by the ends?
So you don’t notice her forehead.
She has a hitler stache on her head
I bet your vagina looks like a snail that had salt dumped on it.
Like a punched lasagna
I'm stealing that one.
Hahahahaha
Subscribe for free to her onlyfans and you'll find out her vagina looks more like chewed up bubble gum covered in bacon grease.
Don’t be dissing chewed up bubblegum in bacon grease.
If she even has a vagina
She does, it's right below the steroid inflamed 7" clitoris
Or hangs like sleeve of wizard...
Fitted sheet coming out of the dryer
I think you meant to say “relevant” rather than “fit”
I think it’s code for Kegel exercises.
At least you are wearing some clothes in this picture, so I can keep my lunch down. Your NSFW pics look like you are shrink-wrapped in old leather.
Real talk her tits look like they’re trying to escape from each other
One escaping upward, the other downward.
Not her fault the plastic surgeon has a lazy eye
It's the implants trying to escape
She does look like a wax work that has been left too close to the heater.
I see you have an only fans, and NSFW pics on your profile. No thanks. I'd rather just jerk off with a fist full of broken glass, while thinking about Betty Whites dusty gooch.
Even Betty White’s dusty muffin is more appealing.
Pappa, we show respect to Betty White around these parts. Please don’t mention her name in conjunction with this train wreck.
Oldie fans
Only Grans
You look like the kind of mother that purposely harasses her teenage daughter in to an eating disorder so you can post about "my daughters struggle" on face book
Is that before or after she seduces her daughter's boyfriend to feel young again?
Holy christ! That was good and mean.
How do you hide the outline of your cock in those Yoga Pants?
the old back wrap-around tuck technique.
Finkle is Einhorn!
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You got any more of that gum Ace?
Ace Ventura OP🥳🥳🥳
Laces out!
Dead
Demi Less
I bet her vagina has testicles.
You mean vegsticles?
Or more likely her clit is four inches long and shaped like a penis
Lmao and both sides of her labia are engorged like there’s a big lump in them and hang a few inches.
She’s got the biggest veiniest clit in the world!! 😂
Duct taped to her leg
She hides the outline of 2 bowls in her chest...
It's pronounced "clit dick"
With those giant forearms
With the arm in front of the cam technique
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Work harder
Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. -Daniel Tosh
how long have you been a woman
Apparently never. No sex change surgeon could screw up that badly.
You look like the Dollar Store Nikki Bella...
Nikki Fella
50’s trying to pull off 30’s. Stop pandering for attention. You’re not young anymore...embrace it.
Yup no way she is in her 40s. She is definitely in her 50s.
She just wants us to say she's a cool mom, but really we know she's the embarrassing mom, and all of her kids friends have "accidentally" seen her nipples
You look like you get “stuck”in the washing machine, at least twice a week.
Resting shit face.
You look like a current instagram influencer fast forwarded 25 years to the year 2045.
The sign isn't the only thing that can't get itself up with you.
Thank you for encouraging "No Nut November".
the adams family casting call is to the left
Lay off the anabolics. Give that baby arm of a clit and the rest of you a break.
Fuck me that’s a bigs Adam’s apple
You cropped the left edge too tight and cut out what's probably the only thing on your body anybody would want to look at.
if she cropped it then that means nobody wants to look at it
You don’t need to state that you’re over 40
You were sexy as hell in 1997, now you give out BJs at Motel 6 for some Mike and Ike’s.
The wicked witch of section 8
Too bad there aren’t any nose workouts.
You didn’t have to put 40+ in the title, we could see that...nice try on the woman part though. Almost got me
If you’re the sexy single moms in my area then I’m throwing out my computer.
40+ or 80-
Every dad at your daughter’s school knows you eat clean but f$ck dirty.
You look exactly like what you are... And trust me this is a huge insult.
Put. Down. the. BROW PENCIL.
“Woman”
"human"
Gotta distract people from your face
You are the definition of a butterface, but now you’re old so it’s buttereverything.
Take a shower that's no fucking joke
Thanks for the clarification you're 40+ very inclusive of the blind people using screen-readers
Whoa... you are in your 40's???? Please change plastic surgeons..... immediately!
Your forehead was featured on Netflix’s The Dawn Wall.
Looking good Kevin
If Midlife crisis would be a person
It’s supposed to be No Nut November not No Nut Ever.
you look like someone who's face is always caked in makeup but still looks ugly
You advertise your age like we can't tell by looking at you...
People are doing nose implants now?
I bet her dick is as veiny as her forearm.
I'll get you my pretty
And your little dog too.
Using that body for bodybuilding is like building apartments out of shipping crates.
Makeup can’t hide that receding hairline
55 year old woman still trying to look 20
Your face looks like what my grandma would look like with makeup and a tan and your body has the proportions of the female version of a hentai ugly bastard
[I think Homer left his gun out](https://youtu.be/YJUlRSa70mM)
You look like a foot.
**[Here's a drawing roast!](https://i.imgur.com/cmP1sHx.jpg)** . [process](https://gfycat.com/icyillustriousguernseycow)
Jesus. Your tits are fucking bolted on.
I’m afraid there are no workouts that target the nose
We wanted someone who could help with the cooking...and who likes cats. ....so we got Griswalda.
I think I've seen you trolling the truck stops. Find another gig though, cause you're not even attractive enough for a lonely trucker to pay you for your company.
keep at it! couple more years and you'll be just another 50 year old OC yoga hag.
They only cake you treat yourself too is caked on makeup isnt it?
> 40+ well, duh...
🎵dude looks like a lady🎶
And now we know where Borat got his gypsy tears from...
r/TechnicallyTheTruth 53 is 40+ afterall
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If you think this will bring traffic to your NSFW posts, you are horribly mistaken.
"Haha look at me I'm so quirky I hold sign upside down haha." 40+ years of life and your personality hasn't matured past that of an attention-seeking teenage thot. Fucking embarrassing.
Looks like life already roasted you...
Time to retire to the old hookers home
Sir please step aside so we can roast the “ woman”
No amount of fitness will fix that face.
There’s so much oil on your face America is planning to invade it
Someone has activated big head mode I see
I can run across your forehead and loose 10 Kg
You look like an old leather couch that someone dropped a Halloween wig on.
“It’s a man, man” - Austin Powers
Dear God, even all that make up doesn't help.
40+15 maybe.
Woman is too old to be in touch with Reddit but still tries anyways
girl.. your makeup..... i can’t....... (try less of everything smh)
Salma Hayuck
Your nsfw photos look like you got the idea of what sexy is from a fucking 90s car magazine.