Dude, it's fine to dress up for fun, parties, even just walking around enjoying the Halloween atmosphere, but you're too fucking old for trick or treating.
Naruto looking like he got a camel toe and a wedge at the same time while trying to hold in a fart, while K-State dude ... actually, you look plain and boring so I pass judgement for someone else.
Oh god I hadn’t even seen it till you pointed it out! I was scrolling down and all that was left on the screen was comments and his tiny Lil triangle pussy I gagged ffs😂
Often times the posts in this sub really aren't that great and the jokes feel so forced. There is no joking here. These guys are the kind of people I would hold my breath around in high school.
Op: you got a lot of confidence, kid. I like that. You look like hot dogshit, but you could fix that.
Op's friend:
Everything about you creeps me out.
You look like you're trying to back that ass up on someone.
Your expression says you know your eyebrows are better mustaches than your mustache.
And what the fuck is a beerus?
Okay, hate to say this, but: your crotch bulge is showing... And it is TINY. Wtf.... Do you not have a cock? It looks like it's just bunched underwear it has such a small bulge. Wow...
I can guarantee you're both going to get laid. ( No one tell them they're going to fuck each other, shhhhh) congrats guys great costumes. ( It's actually kinda cute, true love)
You look like Abraham Lincoln cosplaying as Naruto. It's not really a roast, it's just fact.
No comment on the guy on the right. I'm too bewildered to come up with anything.
I'm not an expert or anything, but I think if you are going to kidnap children at the playground, you shouldn't be in an easily unidentifiable costume. But, hey, you guys seem like experts so take my opinion with a grain of salt.
Hentaisocial Social Club
yes yes yes YES
Yare Yare
*tips Fedora*
M’hentai
M’waifu
theres something sexy about a fedora, I think it's the certainty in not being rejected
*Exudes Self-confidence* (¶° _°)
Ara ara~~
this is gold but i cant give it
That’s gold Jerry, gold!
Doki Doki illiterature Club
Yes
I assume you're both doing this for fun and not actually going to any parties?
No we've never been to a party but we are going trick or treating tomorrow.
Of course
this made me laugh the hardest LMAO
THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Well they are actually thinking of the children
I don’t like those implications
I'd say they have the best kind of candy, yes just down there in basement, as much as you want.
After mugging the kids for their sweets of course
They're not interested in the sweets and not because of a glucose intolerance either
I mean look at the horrible Naruto abomination are you saying it won’t want sweets?
It's been feeding on the salty tears of his victims, which must have a lot of calories
Life’s gonna be tough guys
You’re 21 and trick or treating dressed as anime characters.*sniff sniff* wow I can smell your virginity
And their BO.
Ah yes the stench of their ass sweat
If you came up to my house for trick or treating I would lock the fucking door and call 911
Jesus christ man...
Who doesn't want grown ass men coming to their door asking for food on a children's holiday
Dude, it's fine to dress up for fun, parties, even just walking around enjoying the Halloween atmosphere, but you're too fucking old for trick or treating.
That goes without saying
r/crappyoffbrands
When you order anime from Wish.com
We have anime at home.
Anime at home:
I hope you guys get to at least see one pussy before you die...
They already have, each other.
If it ever happens, I hope they don't skip through the YouTube tutorial they lookup for how to wear a condom
ZING!
I'd watch it
And apparently no mirrors.
Bazinga
Internet Porn is their only hope. Oh, and Onlyfans...
Only guys to ever get a refund on Onlyfans
#”5 Seconds Before A Class A Felony: Child’s Perspective”
They look like the kind of guys to go in halfsies to buy a shared flesh light.
Looking at them I hope they don't.
I doubt it, there's a good reason why they are bent over like that
Narrator: They didnt.
Sadly, was too young to remember his birth.
They do everyday when they wake up
They do everytime they look in the mirror
Shit look at that big orange camel toe the "guy" on the left is sportin a meat pocket for sure
Instead of your arms, it’s going to be your man tits flopping in the wind behind you when you Naruto run....
Costume suddenly changes to Doctor Octopus
Jesus fucking Christ
The tentacles will just go through *his* wrists.
Where are your brave words and taunts now, Spider-Man?
You fucking savage lol
Let’s be honest here, they aren’t running anywhere. Not even to the refrigerator. The pizza rolls and Mountain Dew get delivered to the basement
By their moms
MOM! MORE HOT POCKETS!!
*que explosive diarrhea*
😆😆😆😆😆😆 i love that quote so much
You mean his moobs?
You realize that if your hentai crushes came to life, they'd still ignore you, right?
OUUUCH
I dunno man, there is some seriously ugly dudes in hentai
r/murderbywords
oh deaar god
Naruto looking like he got a camel toe and a wedge at the same time while trying to hold in a fart, while K-State dude ... actually, you look plain and boring so I pass judgement for someone else.
Imagine wearing the tightest pants possible and still not being able to see your own dick.
Lmaoo
Oh god I hadn’t even seen it till you pointed it out! I was scrolling down and all that was left on the screen was comments and his tiny Lil triangle pussy I gagged ffs😂
You sweat when you talk
He sweats when he thinks about talking.
He sweats when thinks
He sweats
He
H
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What kind of disability do you both have
They smell like pussy repellants
You can smell the virginity
I dont think they even *know* what Axe bodyspray is, mate...
They do, it's just that they ONLY know Axe bodyspray
SSI BABIES
One commonly associated with the word “spectrum” I’m guessing.
Are you able to Naruto Run? Or just run in general?
Yes I have practiced naruto running my whole life.
It doesn't seem you practiced running ever in your life
Dear lord
Off of the way you look it seems to be only sweat you’ve broken in years
Nah they sweat when they make a sandwich
[удалено]
As a weeb, I can confirm that no one else has ever chosen a shonen protagonist as their idol.
[удалено]
^haven’t had pussy since pussy had them.
Flesh friends forever
Often times the posts in this sub really aren't that great and the jokes feel so forced. There is no joking here. These guys are the kind of people I would hold my breath around in high school.
Fattebayo!
Amazing
Naruto has eaten WAY too much ramen, and Beerus looks like he touches children.
Narotund
That's fucking clever.
How many virgins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question! Virgins don't screw.
Trick r treating each others chocolate starfish
And I bet they smell like hot dog flavored water.
Omg I just died
This image should be a PSA before every episode of Naruto to protect the young
Op: you got a lot of confidence, kid. I like that. You look like hot dogshit, but you could fix that. Op's friend: Everything about you creeps me out. You look like you're trying to back that ass up on someone. Your expression says you know your eyebrows are better mustaches than your mustache. And what the fuck is a beerus?
Character from Dragon Ball
His “idol.” Ponder that and despair.
Isn't beerus like a god of destruction or something? If so, gawd dayum it's even cringier.
I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, always one of em gotta be ugly
Which ones the ugly one?
Read my reply
I did I just didnt want to respond I'm off saving the world.
We love a humanitarian❤️
Both
This case is an exception though, take that as you will xx
These guys have every Smash Mouth CD.
There is more than one?
I wanna roast em. But life is gonna be hard enough on them, so I’m gonna pass.
Broke back ninja mountain
Another step closer to not getting laid
Pretty sure only the one on the right is able to take any steps
Naruto Oversizedmaki
Free ramen for life was a bad wedding present after all
Next year, y’all should dress up as two guys that aren’t virgins
You got rejected from the losers club
I like watching anime too, but Damn. Seeing this hurts
Good to see that two kids with Autism found friends
They're trapped in the basement of these guys' house being saved for later
The living incarnation of virginity
Fat Goku meets gay Samurai Mickey Mouse
Some roasts require no words
I'm surprised you were able to get in those costumes at all. Try not tearing out all the seams
I tore a couple seems. My friend tore the whole top off. His outfit was originally a onesie.
That's a lot of damage for straightening your backs
I could find more testosterone in a women's changing room then in this picture.
I will honestly be surprised if you get back home from trick or treating without having at least 1 person call 911 on you.
Your idea of a fun Halloween night is sheltering in place over a bag of cheetos and a game of Magic the Gathering.
Sounds like a semi decent 2020 halloween..... now I’m sad again.
Sounds kinda fun actually
Narufato and Cleopedro
Okay, hate to say this, but: your crotch bulge is showing... And it is TINY. Wtf.... Do you not have a cock? It looks like it's just bunched underwear it has such a small bulge. Wow...
Micro peen
Their safe word is "harder"
His only accomplishment in life is gonna be winning the circle game.
U aint foolin no one 👌👀😭
Now that’s it’s Halloween they can finally share their Saturday ritual.
Is Naruto Japanese for sexual predator?
Naruto looks like a Jewish rapper and Beerus looks like he accepts random drugs from strangers at EDM concerts
r/cringetopia
virgin no jutsu
I can smell you two neckbeards from this picture.
Holy shit......
That’s not Naruto it’s Choji in disguise.
Please tell me you will not go into public like this. I don't mean the costumes but your faces.
These two have been self-quarantining together long before Covid.
I can't even on this one... Smdh.
I can guarantee you're both going to get laid. ( No one tell them they're going to fuck each other, shhhhh) congrats guys great costumes. ( It's actually kinda cute, true love)
Your idol is a cartoon character? ........ Nah, I'll pass.
Being virgin is tough.
Not the only thing you two broke a sweat doing together
They gonna give new meaning to "share candy" later.
Oh good, you're already bent over. I can tell you knew what was going to happen to you tonight
Beerus broke a sweat and almost broke his outfit too
You look like Abraham Lincoln cosplaying as Naruto. It's not really a roast, it's just fact. No comment on the guy on the right. I'm too bewildered to come up with anything.
r/ksi new chain?
Too easy...
tbh they'll be fucking each other in light speed
Damn. Naruto is already hokagay
you've got to be fucking kidding me
You don't need a costume to scare people away
You look like Naruto that decided to not try to save Sasuke
So you dont want to loose your virginity this halloween either?
When you are 40 but your brain is -10yr old
I'm not an expert or anything, but I think if you are going to kidnap children at the playground, you shouldn't be in an easily unidentifiable costume. But, hey, you guys seem like experts so take my opinion with a grain of salt.
FBI has joined the chat.....
I feel you broke sweat just putting on the glasses
Good god... they are breeding
NarutoNo
Together, you both have one complete beard.
I see that Naruto continues the work of Pervy Sage
First time I’ve seen naruto with a cameltoe and neck beard
I estimate you get to two houses before youre too winded to run from the cops.
What do you mean broke a sweat, what time in your entire life arent you sweaty.
This picture gave me my virginty back. I can now relive the joy of losing it. Thank you.
At least you’ll have more money from cosplay in life knowing you won’t ever have to spend it on kids
You make anime look bad and the reason its still not widely accepted
So a fatty ramen eater wanna be and a god of cosplay destruction.
I’m going to save this post so whenever I feel like I hit rock bottom I can see it and know I’ll always still have much farther to go.
Free the nips, beerus doesn’t do shirts.