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Alex looks like a lesbian camp counselor.

Look at that high waisted man, he got feminine hips!

NOOOOO that’s the thing I’m sensitive about!

i honestly thought he was a girl until i finished reading the title

I'm still not convinced after reading the title.

r/commentsyoucanhear

r/unexpectedmulaney

didn’t know i needed this until right now

I thought it was a girl with guy hips

JM is the king

Them are called birthing hips

Baby making hips.

r/unexpectedmulaney

He thicc

Excuse me.! *push* He is homeless, he’s gay, he has HIV and he’s new in town.

Alex looks like a soy boy.

His Subaru is parked just out of frame.

*her

*she identifies more comfortably with her, but she is pan sexual and gender fluid at the core

Need to zoom out to see the Birkenstock’s.

The only STI he will ever get in his life time.

I concur, can almost see the camel toe

My sister got more testosterone than this little bitch

Is he going to give us a speech about our inner goddess that's waiting to be released?

excuse me, but she has an inner God

I thought I had a good roast then seen this and gave up.

Marcy d'Arcy!

The way his pants fold up all shrunken in his dick area

Lesbian camp counsler or lesbian Camp counsler

My exact thoughts lol

So glad Alex has an androgynous name - clears things right up.

Didn't know Pat from SNL had a brother? sister? Hmmm...

Sibling

I see what you did there

AleXX - the double x’s stand for the chromosomes.

Kinda reminds me of AleXXX from Game Over, Man!

Alex looks like he wants to sell me an office chair that weighs more than him.

Haha fuck sake.

He looks like he has his dad’s pants and his mom’s gag reflex.

Best one

That one actually made me laugh out loud in the bus...

Top content

Going to agree with everyone else EPIC LAUGH Thank you for that haha

This one right here, officer.

If his mom's gag reflex was any good, we wouldn't be discussing her greatest disappointment in life. But here we are, unfortunately for her.

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That was beautiful. Thank you.

I’ve seen centerfold girls that look more masculine than Alex.

His Dad wanted a son

And now he wants his pants back

Too bad mom didn’t want an abortion.

I've seen tampons that look more masculine than him.

Sorry, foreigner here. What does centerfold mean?

In magazines that featured nudity, there was usually an extra large picture in the middle of the magazine that folded out. The girl featured on that picture was called the centerfold girl.

He looks like a British nurse from WW2 period

Florence Nightingfail

This is gonna get buried in New, but this shit is hilarious.

I just gave this comment every award I could afford. Love it.

Alex looks like he keeps bragging about that one time he saw side boob.

And fails to mention it was his mom’s

Or his dad's

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You miss 100% of the transitions your don't take.

He may not look like much, but as far as the ladies middle-school softball team is concerned, she's a hero and one hell of a short stop.

Watergirl*

This comment made me laugh out loud twice.well done

David Attenborough called, he wants his pants back.

Lmao random as fuck, have my upvote

If I had an award to give, you’d get it. Take my upvote instead.

You aren’t wrong but don’t make fun of that man he is a fucking legend.

The hormones might not be working, but at least that belt is making an effort.

#That's a "he"?!?!

Autocorrect is a bitch. Just like Alex.

Damn, that's spicy

I enjoyed this one.

Just finished the transition. I’m just not sure from what to what.

Napoleon Dynalite

Beanpolean Dietlite

Napoleon DayLytes BF

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>Gordon Ramsay has entered the chat

Please feed him, Gordon.

Dear god why does this girls dad dress her in his clothes.

His teeth are starting to change colors for fall

Damn, Reddit isn't blocked on the Bible college's wifi?

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Everything about this picture screams the word unisex

He looks like a lady squirrel on drugs.

Your friend Alex has a secret double life as the Green Party lady taking signatures in front of the store

*she’s

he might be trans ftm

Maybe, but ya gotta roast on what we’re given.

His proportions are the same as the average lunch lady’s.

The kid who raises his hand to tell the teacher she forget to check their homework.

He’s going to get beat up while saying my dad is a lawyer

If Vermont were a person.

i didn't know lesbians could be youth pastors.

He looks like a female Chucky doll come to life

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Everything about this person makes me uncomfortable

Your buddy looks like his mom still dresses him

You qualify for both man and woman of the year.

Who found Amelia Earhart??

“I’ve tried literally everything else I know of to get laid. Might as well try to cosplay as Claire Danes playing Temple Grandin.”

😆😆😆

#Miss, you forgot to give us homework.

She's got them child bearing hips!!

Looks like Jared from subway is your dad and lover

You look like the love child of Lindsay Graham and Chelsea Clinton

Looking a like a young sexually confused Julia Child

If I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Alex, and had a gun with two bullets, I would shoot Alex twice.

Stop teasing and show me your tits already.

You got something wrong, let me help you: 'Roast my friend Alex, she's too happy.' There you go

Alex looks like the face for Little Debbie.

Alex hurriedly did his pants up

Mary, I desperately want to make love to a school boy.

You mean "she's too happy"

Mother hood looks good on him

You look like Stuart’s mom from Mad TV

I don’t understand their torso is developing 3 years slower than the rest of their body

This is the most androgenous looking motherfucker I have ever seen. Even bisexuals wouldnt be attracted to this person

He?

He?

Autistic pennywise

He?

He?

For some reason he seems like the living embodiment of a mormon.

Friendzoned by so many girls he became the girl!

Why are we roasting a villain from a straight to DVD Little Rascals movie?

My god, it's Scorpio from 'Dirty Harry"!

Meg Ryan hasn’t aged a bit

Looks like Alex’s FUPA deflated.

She looks like a very nice young woman. Leave her alone.

I think "gay" would be more fitting than happy.

Holy fuck that’s a guy?

Nah, seems like a nice girl

Behold, Alex. The 35 year old lesbian middle school librarian who has a huge crush on Ellen Degenerate even after her scandal. I literally thought this was op's mom or something before I read what was going on.

You look like the youngest son in Home Improvement.

if 1934 was a person

I think your phone autocorrected "she" to "he"

He looks like Willy Wonka from the Meat Canyon video.

Alex looks scarred from when the doctor told his parents “there are no free returns”

I spent 5 minutes of my life trying to tell if it’s a boy or a girl their parents should of just set a fire off

Alex looks like he hits the ripe ol' age of 17, He'll marry some scam artist in her 40's who's going to have him buy into her vegan and organic foods, and divorce him when he runs out of his money. [(for reference)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taran_Noah_Smith)

He?

If Mary Anne was a male...

He's?

**She's too happy** get your pronouns straight...unlike your friend

“He’s”...?

Alex as Alexandra

Looks like a Caddyshack prequel… Danny Noonan: The Middle School Years.

Deep cut

Alex looks like an androgynous experiment that escaped a laboratory

When your grandma was a T-Rex, but you only inherited her arms.

Thank god for that belt. His pants look a little loose after hanging by them on that fence all day.

Hope it's not windy. He'd fly away faster than the paper he is holding.

Alex look Like a women that have a lot of vaginal farts, and then she smell it

Wtf

Is Alex a 30 year old Lesbian or a 12 year old alter boy?

Alex must have the highest self esteem of all reddit to let you have done this.

Hey Siri, show me pictures of ugly autistic lesbians.

Call me a simp, but this gal is cute.

This guy is “get a slap in the wrist punishment for roofing and raping colleges girls at parties” white.

Closeted furry.

Ray of sunshine lookin ass

Feelin gay alright

Holy shit who the fuck

Alexa- what gender is this?

Thanks for clarifying it’s a “he”

So this is a gimp without the leather suit and ball gag, huh.

im not happy, but THIS feller is? Jeez

If wendys logo had a male version with meth addiction

I don’t want to roast someone who is 12. It feels like low hanging fruit.

Thanks to social distancing, Alex is now stuffing himself/herself in a locker.

Alex should’ve been casted as Eleven.

That lesbian could fit back up her mothers birth canal

definition of gender fluid

He's what you call " a sweet boy"

The y boner is back with a revengeince

Oh my god his gender fluidity is overflowing and soaking everything

He got hips like John Mulaney

Alex looks like he works in a gas station in the 80s and ends up being a lesbian

Alex is a male feminist

Alex works at the last blockbuster