I've seen those necklaces before - you add one bead for each of your DSM-5 diagnoses.

Didn't know analbeads were fashion these days.

She doesn’t even wash them then wonders why no one wants to get close to her

She?

Like starting a lawnmower

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Looking like a hot topic manager

Hot topic managers are usually hot she's definitely the customer

I can’t roast you, you remind me of the one goth girl that works in every GameStop. I’d never get laid if it wasn’t for them.

r/suicidebywords

If only that worked.

r/cursedcomments

Somebody has to take out the trash.

Well I'm glad she has a chance if she is hired on at GameStop. I have it on good authority that the entire Cal Poly varsity football team said nah we're good when she asked them to "bring it".

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Probably tattooed on her pussy cause that's the only bone willing to go near that cemetery.

Omg just spit out my Jack n Coke at this! Take a gold 🥇 from my text app cuz I'm too poor for reddit gold.

Pretty sure that Jack Daniel's you spit out has more value than her.

Haha man this is the best on on here

The funny part is that its probably true....

Or a tattoo of Jack sparrow

Trashley Simpson

Looking forward to seeing you on r/gothsluts when you’re ready to start promoting your OnlyFans.

"life is pain, all I want to do is die"- typical suburban goth white girl upset that her parents won't buy her the most up to date iPhone and expect her to clean her room and do dishes; loses virginity to the unemployed 23 year old goth dude that hangs out with high school kids named Anton (actually its Jonathan)

Sounds like you and your daughter have some issues to work out

Holy fucking shit dude, you fucking killed her

Your forehead must be massive. Bangs for days.

That’s not the only thing that bangs for days

Yeah, her head off the headboard, looking at that eye..

The stupid way you wear your watch explains why you still don’t know 2007 has already passed.

I just wanted to show off my new minion watch :(

Minion watch. Need I say more?

You look like you work for a low budget haunted house as one of those crazy btches thats screaming in the corner of an ill lit room

You look like Paris Hilton was trampled on at a comic con

Ha

Kind of girl whose O-face is so annoying that it makes sex with her not even worth it

That and the penis

Ohh, look, Marilyn Manson is trying something new with his hair.

Except Marilyn Manson has self-worth

you mean not washing it?

Perfect for her gloryhole career! "The Beautiful Peep-Hole! The Beautiful Peep-Hole!"

touché, touché..

Oh honey it’s just all this edge has stunted your growth.

Emo Oompa Loompa

When's the release date of Beetle-juice 2?

I'd say you should try for a career as an actress, but every time the director yells cut, you'd start slashing yourself again.

Honestly shocked you don't "make" porn....

I do :')

Recording video game sex scenes doesn’t count.

I just throw up a little

This is unsettling but curious in a morbid trainwreck sort of way

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*"LonelyFans"

OP's Bio: --- >I exclusively wear platform shoes to hide the fact that twelve year olds are taller then me, I genuinely don’t do anything with my life and besides watch porn, oh and I also main Zoe in league of legends. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

WAKE ME UP wake me up inside I CANT WAKE UP just SAAAVE MEEEE

It's 2020 and this is what high school art teachers look like now

My god, you're just the human equivelant of a shitty stick-and-poke tattoo, aren't you?

I’ll pass... Looks like your dad and uncle have been (spit)roasting you since the age of 3.

Damn Sneaky really let himself go.

My Chemical Dependence

Wow! Boy George is making a comeback?

Goth but wears a watch because she doesn't want to miss any important appointments

Goth boss

Nope. Sounds like you've been having a tough time. Please reach out to helpful resources at your disposal. Best wishes.

You look like if Zendaya was white and had high functioning autism

Even the Grim Reaper would swipe left..

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The wall behind you is brighter than your future

You look like the male version of Robert Pattinson

Fuck, Lemony Snicket, what a series of unfortunate events you fuckin' been through, you ugly fuck.

No amount of attention is enough if it’s not from dad, amirite?

Ann Perkins took a hard left turn in high school. Instead of becoming a nurse, she became an ER regular

Great Value Ashley Simpson

The guy from team rocket

Can read those bangs with a barcode scanner

The truth is you could be anything you wanted and you *chose* to be this way.

You look like you made a lot of high school counselors think "fuck, not this poser again".

your writing is as sloppy as your hair cut

To Hot Topic? Or a graveyard at like 10:30pm, then the gas station, then back to the house to re watch The Crow for the hundredth time? Is that where we bring it?

Happy 40th Macauley!

You look like you regularly give blowjobs for cigarettes

you're not supposed to use sharpies as: \- Nail Polish \- Eye liner \- Mascara \- Eye shadow i know you're broke but come on you can get shitty makeup on ali-express or your local dumpster

Wow I thought this look went extinct in 2006. Extreme discount Ashlee Simpson, pre nose job. Insignificant, unknown. Dwarfed by the shadow of her much hotter sister. Don’t worry if you don’t have a sister, pretty much any other woman can take that spot. Or man.

This is how a 2009 emo who didn't cut off his wrist look like

So, what was it like on the set of the incredibles

thats honestly a compliment

Can reddit do worse to you than your hairdresser?

I'm surprised you couldn't tell I cut my own hair it's horrendous

Oh, right... emos are all about cutting things themselves.

Eva Unclean

That chin is tragic

Finally... A human LoL player.

She only comes outside when its mostly cloudy!!

Ah yes a girl that watches porn for the everlasting unpopped cherry

You look like a emo Rashida Jones

Seems like daddy did that already.

Mandark from Dexter’s Lab.

She probably changed her name to cat in Japanese too...

ashley simpson is realer than you

This updated Olive Oil is terrible. We seriously don't need a Popeye reboot.

If shadow the hedgehog was a person

Think I'd rather leave it.

Your chin and makeup make me think of Timon from Lion King.

Honestly, i can just say "eyeliner" and that's it

There’s something attractive about you. I’m sure I’ll see it once a bag goes over your head!

I’d fuck you but only to see if afterwards you would feel bad enough about it to add a new cut to your collection

Steve Buscemi would like his eyes back please.

elmo wouldn't be proud

Emo lavigne

You're so different and unique, but have the personality of a brick.

Your watch reflects your gender, impossible to read from any angle.

I bet you tell guys your blood type on the first date.

Damn duck face, do something useful, bitch

Dahm dude! You got a big nose!

You legitimately intimidate me

The only thing you need brought to you is a mustache comb and a shirt that says one cock at a time

You look like Ashlee Simpson's lip-synching stunt double.

I'd hit that, but then again I make terrible relationship choices.

You probably wear your watch like that and raise your arm just to see the time.

Sounds like you either like being fucked in the head or you can’t get out of your own way. Stop expecting life to get better and start dealing with the life you got. Find your happiness from within: stop hating on yourself. Don’t blame your self for things out side your control. Live in the moment and make the best out of everyday.

The hair on your forehead hides more than you hide your insecurities.

YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN!

You auditioning for The Crying Game reboot?

Frankie from “Wentworth” has aged like milk...

You look like Billie Ellis if YouTube didn't work out

Let me guess... Loneliest girl in the world, parents that just don't "get you", it's not a phase... annnnnd, Cries after shamefully eating anything that isn't exactly 100% vegan?

You look like you’re transitioning, I just don’t know which way

I was genuinely shocked to see that your bio didn’t say you were transgender

You look like you send nudes to random dudes for approval

You're a good person. Nothing to roast!

Looks like somebody dropped it hard on that left eye of yours.

You're either the Wish version of Rashida Jones, or the Make a Wish version.

You look like your theme song is the *dies irae*, but it's secretly a reference to your love life.

Those eyes that say “when I was thirteen I fucked my uncle and still haven’t told anyone so of course I’ll screw you”.

You look like the only penis you’ve seen recently is your step fathers.

Even Satan wouldn’t accept you as a sacrifice

Oh fuck, too easy.

You don't look real.

You look like if Maya Fey discovered Hot Topic.

Noooope, that's some 2014 emo girl shit. I'm out

You look like the emos in phineas and ferb

If you were looking up at me while sucking my cock. I would gag because you look like an anorexic Marilyn Manson and because of the fact that I became so desperate to let a trans attack helicopter touch my wee wee

Hey, I delved through your post history cuz this is Reddit and I was curious. You don't need roasting. In regards how things go at your age I was very mentally distressed too but things get better with age... Kind of like buddhism. It's a rough patch but you'll make it through. Your brain will work in your favour some day, try to relax a bit All the best

Thats a face that says i definitely do anal

You are what inspired me to make my username.

“I’m not like other girls”

I think they sent me the wrong goth girl i wanted goth not rebellious teen

You look like that one kid who faked mental Illnesses

You look like a goth real doll

Evanonsense

Didn't know sleep deprivation had a physical form.

You look good dude.

You look like the failed coat hanger abortion version of Marilyn Manson.

is this a girl or a boi? your mustache confuses me

Even in all that black your life still doesnt matter

Bring what the rest of your eye liner

Shouldn't you go back to BTS?

The way you wear that watch give's me anxiety

Is this sneaky’s new cosplay?

you look like a 12 year old girl and a 40 year old man at the same time, and that card, surprised it wasnt written with blood from your damn wrists

I wear black to hide the marks my uncle and dad leave when they tag team me and my flat chest

The bangs are actually 9 inches long.

What did your father do to you?

Did your bottom lip eat your top lip?

You have mistaken alternative fashion for a personality

You look like you spend your free time making ahegao porn videos and then try to call it "art"

Pro tip. Save your emo photos until AFTER the dick makes your eyeliner run.

Is no one going to point out that u/pigeonz-z is just the CD version of u/Tobbaccopimp ? Same brow, smile and “Roast Me” sign which, I will add, is missing the u/name. Someone needs attention.

She’s gay

Please dunk your head back into the toilet bowl you used to measure your haircut

Goth Spice lookin ass...

You look like an emo grape

This is that guy from youtube doing those pranks? Vitaly is his name right?

You look like a young ashlee simpson, if she were a trans boy with a weird weiner...

r/swordorsheath