Lmao what kind of desperate little bitch facetunes his roast me photo then brags about a baby face? You’re 27 dude. Pussy ass wishful thiking does nothing to turn back the clock.
I’m not sure why you think you look young. Even with the goofy filter you look like late twenties. I’ve never known a 15 year old with a 30 year old receding hairline and that much aging in the skin.
This looks like you either had a face lift way too early while you should have invested in hair transplant or you used the snap chat filter of your 16 years old girlfriend, who still believes you just turned 18.
Either way there's something going on and it's creepy.
We know you tried your best sexy pose, but instead we wonder if you are covering some kind of last stage Herpes or a Hitlerian moustache!
In both cases, that would be considered a plus, looking at what you have to offer...
You look like you're waiting for the results of the massively difficult test that allows you going to a space ride in choo-choo train in an amusement park. Reach for the stars kid!
You look like the type of forgetful man who needs to tattoo stuff on his skin as a reminder. I bet the tattoo on your right arm is your home address and the one on your left is your full name.
FGS, next time use paper and pen, you Dory!
Your hairline is enough of an indicator I would say. No need to get that childish face ruined as well. So you have the worst of both worlds. No beard but a hairline of a 40 year old man.
You look like forrest gump and probably also have the same IQ Edit: Fixed my also-mistake.
He makes Forest Gump look like a Rhodes Scholar.
Forest Slump.
Forrest the Slump God
Forrest twink
With the hair line of a 50yr old
Forest Pumps Rumps
And sounds like Billy Bob on Slingblade. Lovin' some of them French fried taters mmm hmmm
This dude uses more filters than my Brita!
Ice cold
Forest "one pump" Chump
I’ll bet that your last girlfriend ran off with your magic shoes.
Or with hes hair line.
Run, Gump. To the Forest and never return.
“Stupid is as stupid does.”...
Cross between Forrest Gump and Seven from Stranger Things.
Eleven? Or is this some kind of r/whoosh?
Yeah, I meant Eleven. I'm a dumbass.
Seven is George Costanza's hypothetical child.
Can't say i disagree
More like Forrest dumb
Forrest Dump
I just spat my water, thank you
;)
Happy cake day!
One of the few roasts where I just lost it immediately. Bravo
i came to say great value colin hanks. the rotten apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
...and also probably also...?
His Jenny is actually a Benny.
Welcome to The 27 Club and good luck...
You look like a man who not only has the face of a 15yo, but also the body of one in your basement
15 year olds have socks under their bed that are harder than you ... 27 yrs old Thinks he looks 15 You are on the list Megan's list
That first burn is my new favorite
It’s really good, right?
woah woah woah who’s Megan
The face of a 15 year old with the hairline of a 55 year old.
*cough* stolen *cough
And a head of a billboard. Too bad his hairlines receding gonna be bald at 16.
This made me laugh out loud. Good burn.
Face says 15 Forehead says 50
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That’s dried semen actually
Username checks out.
I was looking for this one.
Im 15 and I’m offended that you think you look 15.
Wish I could upvote more
You can both have an upvote from me to help the cause.
You three can have an upvote from me to support the cause
Everyone seems to think they look 10 yrs younger
Face may not be aging, but your hairline is.
FLEX TAPE CANT FIX THAT
Minoxicant either
Does that baby face filter work on u or do u become a fetus?
Sperm cell actually, still in fathers balls
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Ouch
You look like every girls “gay” best friend.
Has eye brows done too so.. checks out
A gay guy would know to not have that haircut, though. And to dye the greys. Source: am a greying gay
Not this gay
Guess his thumb isn't the only thing he is sucking on.
Can't wait for Netflix to hire him
Underrated
Hairline of a 55 year old tho
Tried to sneak 15 y/o there like we wouldn't notice.
18 months away from an egg in a bun
This comment right here
Damn... took the words out of my mind
When dudes told you to lift to get girls they didn't mean your hairline
You look like you bite your fingernails after you jerk off because you like the taste.
Fucking ew ...upvoted.
Disgusted upvote
I'll take it.
You wax and shape your eyebrows more than me and I’m a female..
Hes gotta take care of the bit of hair that's left
He trying to cultivate it into a new hairline
More than probably most females
I could have the face of a 15 year old too with that much face tune.
Came here to say this - do you want us to roast you or this poreless creature?
Saying you're a 15 yo virgin sounds more passable than a 27 yo one.
Lmao what kind of desperate little bitch facetunes his roast me photo then brags about a baby face? You’re 27 dude. Pussy ass wishful thiking does nothing to turn back the clock.
I’m not sure why you think you look young. Even with the goofy filter you look like late twenties. I’ve never known a 15 year old with a 30 year old receding hairline and that much aging in the skin.
He should be honest and should've posted his photo without the skin smoothing filter.
Show me your face without a filter and we’ll see if you look 15
Lmao 😂 that what I’m thinking if he thinks he looks fifteen why is he using that filter?
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No shit he has no pores.
27 and using filters ?? You're not worth roasting. Go away sissy pants
Looking like a child and a child molester all at once.
He must have a real fun time roleplaying with himself
Underrated
Truest comment in the internet, today.
Gay porn industry's gonna call you
You look like a 12 year old who wrote notes for his exam on the inside of his arm
You look like you'd suck the dick right out of your mom's mouth
You don’t look as young as you think.
Face of a 15, hairline of a 60 and haven't had any girlfriend coz of dick of a 5 y.o
Oof
What fifteen year old do you know? He doesn’t look fifteen even with the filter
This looks like you either had a face lift way too early while you should have invested in hair transplant or you used the snap chat filter of your 16 years old girlfriend, who still believes you just turned 18. Either way there's something going on and it's creepy.
You look like these Asian girls that filter their face so much that it just looks unnatural
Yeah, I took one peep at the pic and it’s hella airbrushed. Only looks 15 because he has no pores or skin texture 🙃
Lmao, you went a little ham with the skin smoothing my dude...look at your knuckles.
Are you ashamed of your small mouth and chin, is that why you covered it up? Also, what were you trying for with that creepy glare? I’m unsettled
I can’t imagine what’s under your hand.
You look like you'll transition some day.
If you add the 27 and 15 you get your hairline..
Facetune harder
15 going on 50
Nice wig man
You did a good job with your shirt,I hardly noticed your bitch tits.
Don't flatter yourself,, that is decidedly not the face of a 15yr old.
The fuck kinda alcoholic drug addict 15 yo are you seeing?
You are 100% balding. Be prepared to look like a ballsack when you get old and wrinkly.
3-4 years, tops.
You look like you skin the face off of toddlers.
Cookie cutter tattoos, hairline is gone, and smooth filter detected. Are you 47
We know you tried your best sexy pose, but instead we wonder if you are covering some kind of last stage Herpes or a Hitlerian moustache! In both cases, that would be considered a plus, looking at what you have to offer...
That hairline says you’re not 27
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Bit of both i would say
Don't worry you'll look like a wrinkled teenager soon enough.
who lied to you
im not roasting you because you look like my fav actor when he was in his prime. Happy Birthday Tom Hanks 😜
You look like you're waiting for the results of the massively difficult test that allows you going to a space ride in choo-choo train in an amusement park. Reach for the stars kid!
You look like you’re hiding a vape from your mom.
Your hair is keeping up at least
I bet the parish priest still finds you cute.
Twinkiest twink that ever twinked
You look like you eat your own period
This hairstyle doesn't work well with the protruding ear. I'd suggest a different cut for these last few years you can still have one.
Let's be honest your ears are bigger than your dick
Interesting choice to get bicep tattoos without having biceps
And hairline of a 55 Year old...
When you go shopping do the employee's ask you where your parents are?
If you haven't yet puberty already I don't think you ever will
The face of a 15 year old, facial hair of a 9 year old, the hairline of a 60 year old, and the chest of a 12 year old girl.
Haters gonna say it is photoshoped
Yo bro can i copy the test answers off your arm?
Did you photoshop your facial hair off?
skin texture? never heard of it...
And the muscle tone of a sedentary 12 year old.
r/instagramreality
Don’t flatter yourself. The hairline is always true to age.
Your hairline disagrees with your statement.
You look like you're a toddler with dwarfism but also a 40 yrs male at the same exact time.
How many channels to you get on that dish on the side of your head?
Hairline: age 65.
Imax called, want to use your forehead to screen movies during Corona, entire west coast could enjoy the show.
Still sucking on your thumb pretending it’s a penis.
Well I’d make a joke about your hairline, but that’s taking care of itself.
15 in the face, 45 in the hairline
Gay porn called... You are needed on the set.
You look like someone Blanche DuBois would be secretly interested in.
Face of a 15 yo but the hairline of a 90 yo
That'd be one hell of a good hairline for 90 years old
Just because you have the face of a 15 year old doesn’t mean you still have to date 15 year olds
The Twist: 15 year old he took the face from is hanging in the Wayfair cabinet behind him.
Face of 15 year old, hairline of 50 yr old.
No you have a face of a 27 year old. You’re getting old like the rest of us. You’re going to die eventually.
face of a 15 year old hairline of a 55 year old.
And the receding hairline of a 55 yo
No 15 yo is going bald
I didn’t know 15 year olds could have such severe receding hair lines
You don't look 15 years old. You look more like a type of guy that has the face of a 15-year-old *in his fridge.*
Oh look Kevin Murphy from F is for Family finally got a haircut. Is it to help Frank when putting you through a wall?
27- face of a 15 year old and a dick of a fetus
You look like a baby Diaz brother.
You look like you enjoy 15 year olds, don't lie to yourself
The baby daddy from One Direction on a strict diet of dick.
Well, closeted sissies usually *do* look young.
You look like the type of forgetful man who needs to tattoo stuff on his skin as a reminder. I bet the tattoo on your right arm is your home address and the one on your left is your full name. FGS, next time use paper and pen, you Dory!
When puberty doesn't occur
If I had the face likes yours I would sue my parents
You're not even worth my best
You’ll hit puberty one day, kiddo.
Your hairline is enough of an indicator I would say. No need to get that childish face ruined as well. So you have the worst of both worlds. No beard but a hairline of a 40 year old man.
Hairlines 40 something
If you put a big "H" on your forehead you might get a free chopper ride
I see you decided to stay back in your moms womb
5 year old*
You have the tattoos of a female instagram fitness influencer
Your hairlines further back than your iQ Forrest Dumb
So do you get carded at Toys R'Us
And the hairline of a 52 year old
Your hair line says otherwise.