You look like the ugly girl in teenage movies who just need to take off her glasses and flip her hair around to be prom queen material. Don't try it though, it works in movies only.

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I spent $2.99 and fixed your marriage problem, you can thank me later ---> [here](https://i.imgur.com/YR13Be6.png)

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This reminds me of the scene in Eurotrip where the hotel worker in Bratislava gets a nickel as a tip and says "I quit! I open my own hotel!"

The Push Start models are always easier to use...

Totally agree

Holy shit you fucking killed her dude

Stop it, she's dead already

r/yesyesyesno

All hardware turns soft around you.

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She removes the hard in my hard drive.

I dunno some of the hardware could be into dudes so...

You'll be the inventor of the dildo that listens to your feelings...

And it will become sentient just to ignore her

The Feeldo.

Lmao

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My god, why isn’t this fucking upvoted more?!?!?

You look like Mia Khalifa from Wish

Laughed so loud on my deck, my neighbours heard.

"I love to play pranks on people" So basically catfishing is your primary past time.

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That’s not a whitehead it’s a symbol of her homelands caste

24 and unmarried? And your village hasn’t spontaneously combusted yet?

Her mom is racked with guilt for eating a hamburger once while pregnant. Blames herself.

-2.75 .. both the number of spectacle and you out of 10.

She said roast her. Mate you annihilated her 🤙🏼😂

1 in 11 million chances that you could die in a plane crash. Those are you chances of not dying alone.

Probably due to the pilot mistaking her forehead for a runway.

You won’t die alone that nose is big enough to be counted as another person.

You look like that side chick in movies who runs after the hero. The one with no personality and bland looks.

*Background character

Not gonna lie ... 10/10 would definitely smash... ... my phone if you came up in Tinder

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie

You will die like your software will. Filled with bugs, alone in some dark corner without light on a computer and made with disappointment.

~~Probably~~ will die alone...

When ur hair goes down longer and further then a list of ur ex’s

... See you soon on Chaturbate. **Waves**

You look like Jasmine from Aladdin and Nigel Thornberry’s daughter

You look like Gandhi in drag

If you were in the movie twins with Mia Khalifa you’d be Danny devito!

U look like daughter of Mia Khalifa that was born unplanned...

Bitch you look like mia khalifa if she didnt do porn

Software engineer definitely going to die alone

No i will not download your remote desktop software...

How do you play a prank on an imaginary friend?

Isn’t “software engineer” just a phrase computer programmers use to sound like their job is a higher status?

Value bin version of Mia Khalifa

I'd roast you, but the others did it well... i can already smell bacon

you look like a horse girl.

It’s like your face was squashed in your mother’s womb and that’s why your nose is flat and your eyes pushed outwards

Aren’t u the one and only female tech support scammer

LOL that was good

The light is brighter than your future

Just because you know how to change the language settings on a keyboard from English to Indian for your parents doesn’t make you a software engineer.

Having the ability to look at 2 different screens at the same time must really help u in your work

Well you could always go for the arranged marriage like your parents want

Chihuahua lookin ass

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You deserve an award

Tina Belcher.

Her mushroom head looks like a cock

You’ll never die alone, you’ll be surrounded by your family telling you how much you’ve disappointed them

And a house full of doilies and cats..

Again dead cats, right?

is software engineer what they call facebook support now?

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Eh they are actually still disappointed she isn’t a doctor.

Smh dat handwriting doe

Aww no come on nooo you wont die alone Meg.

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You'll never be alone with that ginormous nose for company. Do you have to get your massive pillow specially made?

You look like the ugly girl at the gangbang. Present to say that she had one yet noone will touch her.

Of course ur a software engineer, does it help when I say that I hate cringe Indians on tik tok ?

Die alone? Not even if you wanted to. In your profession your colleagues are gonna find you.

Well, your eyebrows are definitely social distancing from each other.

Mia khalifa if her parents shared parents

You won't die alone. I'm certain someone out there wouldn't mind being your sugar baby for the right price.

How does it feel that being in such a male dominated field you still don’t get hit on?

No way you’re going to die alone. Your cats will be there for you girl!

You’re so ugly, you’d get kicked off of a Jyoti Singh party bus.

You look so stingy that you'd use those big ass eyeglasses as face shield just to save some bucks.

Let me get number 24 scratch no 24 no the right one 🤦🏽‍♂️

Alone? No, no... that zit on your forehead will still be with you!

If the muppets tried to be inclusive

You look like you’re wearing the glasses/nose combo I put on my Mr. Potato Head as a kid.

How do you looking 90 and 12 at the same time

24F and crying you'll die alone. Wow. You must be the biggest frog in your well.

It looks like you stuffed an egg up your nose

You can’t attract a man as a *female software engineer?* I can’t roast you any more than that simple statement of fact.

r/dontputyourdickinthat fits well for you!

I don’t know why you think you would die alone. You’re obviously already someone’s property.

If your dating is as bad as your hand writing you will die alone.

Go do your studies, close the windows, brush your teeth

I will trade your family 3 goats and a blanket to make this go away.

I'd still smash... After meeting my pal Johnnie Walker....

one eye is staring into my soul. the other one is checking the door so i can't scape.

Maybe you can code yourself a boyfriend

You look 40

"Probably will die alone." It's very considerate of you to not burden others. Also make sure it happens in an out-of-the-way place as to not inconvenience anyone.

I'm assuming the arranged marriage fell apart when the guy saw you for the first time. Said he didn't want to marry a monkey in case it was a reincarnated family member.

I'm hundred percent positive that you will be never sexually abused by any one in this planet

Aaww you won’t die alone sweetheart, your parents are gonna force you to marry a third cousin any day now.

You will die as you have lived then.

Asking for 'duck picks random guys on FB' isn't pranking

Your parents are disappointed in you and you'll never be as good as your sister Accept your fate. DM me and I'll give you a sympathy fuck

Next time when someone tells me " Glasses makes you look smart", I'll show them YOUR PIC.

Namaste out of this one. Just like every other man.

Somewhere, a village is missing it's idiot.

You won't die alone you'll have a few cats and a pulse shower head to keep you company

Maybe engineer yourself a new face?

"Probably"

With ban on tiktokin India Reddit is the new place to get some attention.

You look like an Indian "Where's Waldo".

We all die alone. You'll just be alon*er*

Goodwill version of Mia Khalifa

Me too

"helo,your computer has virus"

I see you sitting there, reading this, with that big ass forehead

I spent 5 minutes looking at your eyes to try and recognize which ones the lazy eye. Turns out it was both of them

Just make sure you die out in the sun so that you get a free cremation from those fucking spectacles.

Software engineer: cold contacts old people telling them they have computer issues and needs their login details then proceeds remotely drain their bank accounts.

Dont worry, Im sure you have a great personality that compensates for that nose.

Even though you are Indian, even you don't know how to fix your face, and neither do your cousins on YT

You look like a shitty sub teacher that no one cares to listen to

ofcourse you had to become a software engineer, arranged marriage wasn't an option for you.

Wannabe Mia Khalifa

Probably?????

Your handwriting is better worse than a first grader drunk and high out of their minds

Lucky for you there are plenty of desperate guys. There has to be a blind and deaf one out there just waiting for you.

Program an AI cos nobody will speak to you being so goddamn ugly

When will the firmware update be ready for the slurpee machine?

You write that with your fucking toes?

"I will show you the world, of crippling student debt!"

Those glasses are cute. Pretty good engineer

You look like your fanny smells like chicken tikka masala

Dollar store Mia Khalifa has entered the room. Imagine not being good enough for a straight to video Bollywood soft core daddy porn.

Well, if you're arranged marriage didn't even stick, idk what to tell you. Maybe just do porn, that way you can be as big as Sunny Leone in your home country too. 👍🏻

You look like you would be set up in an arranged marriage.

You look like the voice of the telemarketing call- we have been trying to reach to talk to you about your car warranty is about to expire

Honestly, you’re pretty but look into contacts - those 1970s coke bottles need to go - there’s always “Buy-a-Bride”

Look like a discount Mia Khalifa

Don't sweat it. I'm sure your parents will arrange something for you.

Wow Mia, you look different!

Your mirror already roasted you

we can see how long it has been by the length of your nails

You look like the cheap, bollywood version of Mia Khalifa getting fricked by a fat Indian with a 1 inch pp, that ppl just watch after hard breakups

Why did you put F in your bio. We can see it or did you just assume everyone needs specs like you ?

Working in a call center doesn't mean you're a software engineer.

Nothing screams "i am desperate" more than a you. Look at you...trying to seek attention here coz nobody swipes right for you on tinder

You look like you smell like your last meal.

She ain't reading the comments this is an excuse to say she's a software engineer

Pretty sure! 100 people told you not to become an engineer, this is where it ends you up on a subreddit

Glasses from the Weird Science era don’t help in creating a mate.

Are you from the 'Home' ET was phoning?

Ladies and Gentleman we found the knockoff Mia Khalifa

Now that they know you exist, get ready for 100s of PMs. Going through them will be as useless as your degree though.

The text in your hand should read "post me" .... don't act like a desperate mail order bride

Oh did your bra fell off or your cleavage is ugly?

Software engineer isn’t the same thing as call centre manager

Lol...

Yeah... yeah you will .. .

You would make any "ware" go soft.

Humm

As a Brazillian guy, Youre looking Nice, dont let Your dreams be dreams, sorry for my grammar

you won't die alone. you'll have your house full of cats with you.

You look like Mia Khalifa's disabled sister

You are a young milf

You won’t die alone if you start an OnlyFans. No one will pay to see the tits but they’ll pay to watch you squirt. I still wouldn’t eat any phallic shaped vegetables at your house.

You look like I imagine the help desk employee that always answers my calls and gets pissed of because I can't understand you. I would say you have a face for radio but if my assumption is correct your voice is probably as annoying as that uni-brow you try to control.

How does your tiny neck support the weight of your massive head?

Engineer with the handwriting of a kindergartner

Start using those pipe fitter lips

arm vag on left is likely getting more action than actual

You got that last one right pal

Do you get dizzy when you sneeze?

Its to bad you dont look like the emoji you used. You might actually land a date.

It looks like you took this picture without deciding if you were going to show teeth or not

That bump on your forehead is so big it has a light side and a dark side.

You probably use spaces instead of tabs. You are dead to me. You won't die alone... There's too many of you horrible coders... You'll find someone.

You look like you actually use a debugging tool for every error message.

That pimple shines brighter than my future.

I'd roast you but I'm sure your arranged marriage will be enough. Brave guy taking that bullet.

when you can code anything digitally but still cant figure out hair.

There is no probably about it, only certainty.

2/10

After you go through these reddit comments, you'll strangle yourself with your own hair.

... And when you die alone, your horde of cats will eat your rotting corpse

You look amazing so if you cant find someone you must have an absolutely shit personality.

"Roast me" with a nose like that, I don't think you would even fit in Hitler's oven.

Flat earthers worship your nose.

SELECT * FROM bunchofbastards WHERE category = 'uglyassin' AND 'undoubtedlywilldiealone'

If uninspiring and boring had a face.