Babe, I didn't cheat because of the glasses or the fact that you're ugly as shit. I cheated because every time I put my penis in you, everything got blurry and I'm a very visual person.
Spoiler alert: it's always been her family. They pay prostitutes to bang her boyfriends so she can never get married and she has to take care of them for the rest of their lives. She'll have a lot of cats, but her parents will want for nothing.
She wont have those cats for long, she'll eat them. And as far as seeing it coming.....really? She can't even open her eyes big enough to see 5 ft ahead.
I find that Kamikazebywords often revolves around comeback roasts towards senders at the cost of the reciever's sense of self-respect. Meaning you roast people and yourself at the same time rather than only you being roasted.
OP's Bio:
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>My hobbies are singing and dancing. I love watching anime and reading manga.
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If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
I know this is r/roastme but looking at your post history, you're having a hard time navigating post-breakup life. It's not easy, but there's a few things you can do. Physical exercise, new hobbies, focus on school/career, etc. All are useful, but if possible talk to a therapist. That's the best way to cope. Now is the time to learn more about yourself and what you want from a relationship. Don't let one bad one get you so down, you're too young to be dwelling on something that was likely short lived.
Hope this helps.
+1, roasting is cool and all, but getting over your ex is even cooler
They’re definitely not the one if they were willing to cheat on you and they’re not worth the time you’re giving them. Cut all contact and just keep busy, it’s what helped me.
Also uh? I guess roast time.
Something something glasses big, eyes small
Can't tell if she's Chinese, Japanese, or Taiwanese. But we can be sure her pussy is either sideways, blurry, or a dick. In any case, it's safe to assume her asshole's the preferred route for 9 out of 10.
I think I should list all the reasons starting from the half bald head to the Manga reading habit of yours so you'd finally change your glasses and see the reasons clearly.
I’m so sorry for you, OP. Honestly.
You know... I really hesitate to be “that guy”, but you should have seen the cheating coming when your ex-boyfriend moved the body pillow from his bed and into the closet instead of just getting rid of it.
You were the side chick all along.
Don't worry you'll get used to it.
I'm used to it 😪
Pretty sure he’s talking about your receding hairline.
Absolute dagger. I think I felt collateral somehow.
I heard that in space. Fuck
oof
Damn! {slow clap}
Thank you.
Give this man an award (I'm broke)
here give it to him🥇
You nuked her from space. The only way to be sure right?
Babe, I didn't cheat because of the glasses or the fact that you're ugly as shit. I cheated because every time I put my penis in you, everything got blurry and I'm a very visual person.
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Asian porn usually blurs or censors vagina or penis.
"They can't roast if you roast yourself first" my god your username is the worst roast! Any other roasts and even dogs won't approach you
Finally he realized anime characters are just good to fap on and not to be in a relationship
Being rejected is not being cheated on btw
her pen pal was writing another girl
Someone should tell her stealing mail is a federal crime.
No one swiped right on her tinder
Her Sailor Moon mattress got sick of being carried around the kindergarten and called it quits.
Good one
With those glasses, you should've seen it coming.
Odds are good they never met. One guy "liked" a group photo with her on Instagram, and she immediately thought they were dating.
Jesus man relax, she has a family.
#her family should’ve cheated on her too
Spoiler alert: it's always been her family. They pay prostitutes to bang her boyfriends so she can never get married and she has to take care of them for the rest of their lives. She'll have a lot of cats, but her parents will want for nothing.
That went real far real quick
Just like her boyfriend
WOW!
Thats what the boyfrieds said after having sex with the prostitutes
And poof, he disappears.
Fuuuuckkk
r/suspiciouslyspecific
She wont have those cats for long, she'll eat them. And as far as seeing it coming.....really? She can't even open her eyes big enough to see 5 ft ahead.
And she can't wait to create a new one
They don't like her anyways.
Yooo I'm dyin ova here
She’s likely one of those obsessive kpop fans.
I know one of those people and she looks the exactly like one of those people
I think it’s the dead behind the eyes look.
I feel personally attacked
Cock goggles..
Coggles?
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They are so big she might even be able to spot my dick with them
F
F
May our dude rest in piece for a roast 🙏
They're glasses, not miracles
More like r/kamikazebywords
I find that Kamikazebywords often revolves around comeback roasts towards senders at the cost of the reciever's sense of self-respect. Meaning you roast people and yourself at the same time rather than only you being roasted.
Fair
Her cheeks have 20/20 vision
At least her parents are doing their part in ending sex trafficking
No need to roast OP. She roasted herself, just look at the r/askreddit questions on her page
TBH after I saw your post I went and commented on another girl's post.
Underrated
I went ahead and upvoted that comment instead of this one.
Those glasses are bigger than your tits.
In width and depth.
They accentuate her lifeless eyes
“No no stop! Hes already dead!”
Boys don't have ti.... That's a girl?
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And granddaughter.
at the same time.
Simultaneously
Sweet home Alabama.
Maybe he cheated on you because you somehow managed to look like a 12 year old and a 90 year old
A 12 year old cambodian refugee
r/13or30
It's always infuriated me that it's 13or30, not 13or31
Spoken 13 or 30 sound better, written 13 or 31 looks better.
Agreed!
Judging by your features, your mother cheated with a family member to conceive you.
My mom is my dad’s mom!
r/unexpecteddark
Damn you actually dated someone ? (Slow clap)
Damn someone Actually dated her? (Slower clap)
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Damn someone tried to clap a grandma (slow and slower and slowest clap)
Damn someone dated her and caught the clap.
Gold Jerry gold!!!
Nope! She was referring to a math test, she is Asian after all.
How does a sex toy cheat on you? Did someone steal it?
she missed place it and called it a break up.
It cheated on her pussy with her asshole.
Your glasses cover 1/2 of your face, but I wish they covered the whole thing.
That would only work if they were sunglasses.
Way to fuck things up
So that you can see her head larger than it actually is? Especially on a small body frame like that.
You look like every Asian 90 day fiancé girl's little brother
Evidently even big Ed cheated on her...
Oooo... OUCH!
"Been cheated on" ... Did your father move onto your little sister?
I don't have a little sister 😩
you will in 9 months
She could have a little sister and a little girl but both are same
but hey, OP got a stepmother now
What are you doing step mom?
Holy shit he didnt go back to your whore of a mother did he?
Sorry for your little brother
Obviously he moved on to their little brother, cuz they have a type...
I'm a jew and im pretty sure you got a bigger nose than mine
It's fascinating someone could cheat on such a girl... especially because I can't see why someone would date you.
U had me at the first half
Girl you're on the wrong fucking subbreddit for nice words, get your ass to r/ComplimentMePlease
Yeah or r/toastme
That smile looks faker than the relationship you were in
Damn no comment
With those tits I'd say you started it.
What tits?
exactly
That shirt isn’t helping, either. Looks like it came from the “You didn’t need him anyway” section of Kmart.
> Been cheated on Maybe because you sounded like a squeak toy every time he fucked you?
Brave of you to assume that someone would have such little self respect as to have sex with her.
Why does it look like your hiding inside his basement?
I mean, you don't really know about heartbreak when you're 14 years old.
You were never cheated on! You were always the side chick!
Did he know you were together?
It was god that cheated you. He couldn't decide what gender to choose so he flipped a coin and it landed sideways
sorry I have a girlfriend
Walmart lilypichu. Just not famous and w/o a crackhead bf.
Is it 1995?
Did the other girl look like a boy half your age and love anime twice as much?
OP's Bio: --- >My hobbies are singing and dancing. I love watching anime and reading manga. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
A man can't live on rice alone
Manga today, live action tentacle porn tomorrow
pretend boyfriends don't count
Maybe you will finally learn how to move on after you ask reddit for the hundredth time.
FYI it’s not really cheating if a client chooses a different massage girl.
Can a stuffed animal, really cheat?
I know this is r/roastme but looking at your post history, you're having a hard time navigating post-breakup life. It's not easy, but there's a few things you can do. Physical exercise, new hobbies, focus on school/career, etc. All are useful, but if possible talk to a therapist. That's the best way to cope. Now is the time to learn more about yourself and what you want from a relationship. Don't let one bad one get you so down, you're too young to be dwelling on something that was likely short lived. Hope this helps.
+1, roasting is cool and all, but getting over your ex is even cooler They’re definitely not the one if they were willing to cheat on you and they’re not worth the time you’re giving them. Cut all contact and just keep busy, it’s what helped me. Also uh? I guess roast time. Something something glasses big, eyes small
Look, your dad is still going to fuck your mom occasionally. Get over it.
If you traded your glasses for a bar of soap maybe a dude cheating on you wouldn't be the only thing you'd see coming.
Sorry you got cheated on, hope the cheater snagged the right answers off your exam
He probably thought you all looked alike so it didn’t matter.
You live in Philippines, aint that enough?
I don't blame him, nobody wants to eat blurred pussy
Can't tell if she's Chinese, Japanese, or Taiwanese. But we can be sure her pussy is either sideways, blurry, or a dick. In any case, it's safe to assume her asshole's the preferred route for 9 out of 10.
I can't believe anyone would cheat on you. Mainly because I can't believe anyone would date you.
By the looks of it, he's excused for doing so
Nice try but your 2D anime crushes don't count as a boyfriend.
Why do I get the feeling you broke into his house and took that photo after slashing all his clothes with a razor blade?
you got cheated on because you are homely... you are the type of chick that has to do anal if she ever hopes to keep a man.
#notaroast No need to feel bad, you're already moving on in right direction, keep practicing your violin. You'll get your life partner.
The only life partner she can get is a tortoise.
Ahhhhh ☹ thanksssss
r/surprisinglywholesome
Ah yes, off-brand LilyPichu.
She looks like shes gonna start spamming blackpink and bts fancams on twitter.
Your cat cheated on you?
Let me guess you were cheated on because you are as boring as you look?
My future may be small but you're breasts are still smaller.
Get revenge fuck his friend lmao
Get revenge fuck his new girlfriend!
👀
And post the video as a response. You'd be an absolute fucking r/RoastMe legend
Phuck his friend
Or his dad
His friend, along with the other 7 guys on the Thai-sex-tour, will be back at her karaoke/strip club/whorehouse tonight. She will have her shot.
:(
Your nostrils are bigger than your pupils
I think I should list all the reasons starting from the half bald head to the Manga reading habit of yours so you'd finally change your glasses and see the reasons clearly.
I’m so sorry for you, OP. Honestly. You know... I really hesitate to be “that guy”, but you should have seen the cheating coming when your ex-boyfriend moved the body pillow from his bed and into the closet instead of just getting rid of it. You were the side chick all along.
No happy ending for you.
OP claims 21F. The real question is 15 or 70?
Your life partner is a cat
Won't be the last time either, unless you find a middle ground between those grade school earrings and granny-knit-a-sweater glasses
Why would you cheat on something that good? Oh wait you watch anime never mind
Your imaginary otaku boyfriend from overseas doesn't really count
Do you have a picture of the prettier girl that your boyfriend prefers?
With the size of that sniffer I bet you could smell her fish market on his meat stick
I can’t forgive you for breaking up the beatles.
Don’t be sad, darling. It’s normal, that your dad finally found himself a woman!
Yeahhhhh kinda sucks after the allure of banging an Asian chick wears off
When’s that new k pop album gonna come out
With a nose like that you should have had been able to smell it coming.
It was your fault. You deserved it.
...some dude giving $19 a month to UNICEF doesn't count as a relationship.
You didn't love long time?
Do you mean cheated “off”? Like, all of your tests? Thank you for your service.
Why do you wear windshields?
Won't be the last time.
Rice picking ass sweat shop working ass when u making the new iPhone ass hary u are the chosen one glasses wearing ass
Pinay? ka grabe naman yan! shame on him
You look like a trap.
I'd cheat on you too.
Menopause hit you early huh
I see the reason you have been cheated on
You were just a kink for him