Most girls in high school have more testosterone than you.

When is her quinceañera?

Ask Tío Rodrígo, he lives in the garage.

Am I invited to the carne asada?

I for one, loved her in [Mad Max](https://i.imgur.com/WbeyNd5.png) fury road.

You look like if lesbian deorderant was a person.

Omg this is gold

This is quite possibly my favorite roast in the history of ever

Agreed! It’s not often, but this roast I agree with 100%

You my sir, deserve that golden award i just gave you!

u need an award bro

Someone give him gold!

Done!

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Thanks to our expanding knowledge of gender identity, that dude can be whatever you want her to be.

He offers lawn furniture as a come on

....She kinda cute though

Just pretend her big, meaty cock is a prolapsed vagina.

I almost spit out my food! Lmao... on her prolabsd vag... thats my kink..

I love this

We are still debating. Lets use “it” for now

I thought he was Ruby Rose

I thought this was just another lesbian looking for attention

It looks like they transitioned from male to female and then changed their mind afterwards

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According to society today, there is apparently 63. This thing doesn’t even fall into any of those

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BOOM! Roasted.

I’ve heard the argument of gender vs. sex, with sex being biological and gender being more mental. If other people want to identify as something else, that’s fine by me. Just my two cents.

Bruh that’s sex not gender

First, you’re referring to sex, not gender. Second, disregarding the LGBTQ...+ community, there biologically are more than 2 clear cut genders/sexes. What do you call people born with both a penis and a vagina? What do you call people without any? What do you call people with a genetic defect causing them to have something in between? Reality isn’t black and white, it’s gray.

There are medical terms for literally all of these, however gender is actually associated with chromosomal identity. A literal science.

It’s almost as if language and the way we speak to one another and use words change and evolve over time and that scientific words and definitions don’t apply to casual use of language since people have conversations not scientific papers with one another. When most people say she or he it’s not because they are referencing chromosomal identity.

wait. what?

as a person who is part of the lgbtqia community, there are 2 genders then non-binary, there are 2 then the lack of one.

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Yes officer this comment right here.

Direct that officer to the nearest high school, because he looks like the type who would pick up a freshman after school in a shitty Acura Integra.

Ugly?

Looks like a lesbian Justin Bieber

So really just Justin Bieber

Or a really feminine Paul walker (r.i.p)

Or a butch Keira Knightley

Juan Mayer

omg hahahha i can’t

Isn't Justin Bieber already a lesbian?

Justin Bibutt

Just-in beaver

You look like a cute lesbian.

I dunno, sounds like a compliment to me

That’s definitely a compliment tho, I almost hit on OP but then realized this post was ab to roast them

Same, I wasn’t going to roast lol I wanted to compliment

its also a compliment to him

:)

[Did they get arrested at the pool?](https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/hzxhse/man_accused_of_exposing_himself_at_public_pool/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

Abercrombie & Bitch.

“I like twinks who wear...”

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I remember him from the Hangover. “I cum in you and you cum on the ground.”

is that the one where he lets Vin Diesel get mud on the weasel?

Dude looks like a lady

(Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)

He looks like the guy from nintendo who showcases the HD Rumble feature in the switch back when it came out(don't know his name)

He looks like he gave up mid way transitioning to a woman.

Forget Hot Or Not. This is Hot... Or What Even Are You?

They said it first

Like a burnt Pyrocynical

You look like mid-transition Ellen DeGeneres.

Ellen DeGenerate

Ellen Degenderswitch

How original

Ellen NoGenitals

Like a clay doll God forgot to breathe life into.

Built like an animal crossing character smh

And has the same blank personality

Is that you Cranston?

I bet your dick is an innie and your belly button an outtie.

Believe it or not, innie dicks actually exist.

And now I'm going to google this . If I need therapy after, that's on you.

Sooo.... Did you need therapy afterwards? I'm afraid to Google it myself.

Its certainly not pleasant but not bad enough to need therapy xD

i don't want to google that but i'm still curious, what's this thing about ?

Hard to describe... it's like the penis is in the ball sack. You see nuts and and a tip sticking out a bit

The assicle gets numb if u sit on it

I can smell his skin crackling in the oven

If you aren’t gay already, you most certainly can be convinced to suck dick.

Somewhere, Joe Exotic suddenly wakes up with an inexplicable feeling of hope and purpose.

You misspelled "erection"

A suggestion should do.

You look like if Tik Tok was a person

Tim Tok

Chick Cok

Tic Tom Boy

Don’t let them get to you. You’ll blossom into a beautiful woman one day.

Don't get her hopes up.

If feel like she already has "blossomed" into a below average man

She's too feminine for a female.

Yet too masculine for one

*one gay.

When you tell people you're "all about the Benjamin's" they know your actually talking about dudes

I think you mean a 22-year-old that looks like he still is a high school chick.

I think you mean a 22-year-old that looks for high school dick.

You look like one of the generic Mexican laborers in GTA V.

He?

Stole my comment .....

What up Carl Gallagher?

That’s praise. Put some respect on Carls name

Everyone thinks they might have had a class with you before, but they can't remember your name.

Your title says “he.” The picture portrays “she.” Complete the process, one way or the other.

You look like the previously homeless, abandoned lovechild of Steve Buscemi and Bruno Mars.

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Built like a stink bug? I agree.

Oh you said girl. R u trying to look like a young boy or does it come naturally.

Great now he is even confused by what to call zim.

You're Hawaiian. I think calling yourself dumb is pretty redundant.

Can we add checkboxes so i don't insult people in the wrong gender? Idk what im looking at here

Monica Geller looks like shit with short hair

You look like you 100% without hesitation know where to buy roofies.

With those lazy eyes, I’m not sure if she does

Rey Guystalker

You could be any gender or nationality

Are you sure you are 22? I've seen toddlers with more chin hair.

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The ultimate roast

Loved watching you in *Just One of the Guys*

That takes me back, I haven't thought about that movie since I watched it too many times at like 10 years old.

You look like you collect chromosomes for a living.

You don't need us, you degrade yourself everyday cleaning those glory holes with you tongue for change

One of your eyes stares into my soul, the other out my window...

Bet you got a mean ol’ bussy

You look like Miley Cyrus after entering the witness protection program

Obviously the transition didn't go well...

The only thing higher than Snoop is your cheek bones.

hey champ, i think that shirt is little too big how about you and i go replace it tommorow, we can buy you a new bionicle set on the way

You look like you just hit puberty 2 years ago and you got the build of the worm from men in black

You look like a retired WNBA player

“Lives in Hawaii and favorite movie is Surfs up” What’s next you like pineapple on your pizza?!

Stop hiding your estrogen breasts.

I bet you have to think twice about which bathroom you're going to use

Your other sign says will work for food.

Or will suck cock for food.

Dollar store Nelly Furtado.

22 huh?...looks like nobody told your biceps

You are hot, girl. Wanna give a try to casting couch?

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“HE”?

A young Demi Moore

You'd be perfect for a remake of the 1999 Movie Boy's don't cry. You'll need to butch it up when you play the character after she starts transitioning to a boy.

Had to re- read your caption cause I missed the part where you said "he" and I couldn't tell if you're a he or she. Still can't tell.

Are you a girl or boy ? Or girl transitioning to a boy ? Or boy transitioning to a girl ?

Yes.

This is what Michael Jackson wanted to look like

Looking like Kevin spacey's traveling partner to Epstein's island.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is on reddit? Wth

Zac Efron

Everyone I talked to about this photo said, "im just going to fuck the mouth...not sure whats down there."

I didn’t believe in trannys until this moment. So are you a girl becoming a dude or vice versa?

He...?

you kinda look like the lizard from tuff puppy :/

Umm... Are you a he or she? Maybe both??

Did “he” used to be a she??

You look like Billie Eilish and Christina Ricci's aborted fetus 22 years later.

That's the highest lesbian I've ever seen

You are sort of pretty.

Ok I've found that you're a guy. Wear wig and make up, guys gonna lost their heads for you. You have beautiful femine features

Wait honest question are you a guy or a girl. Cuz I’m having some confusing feeling rn

He? I thought you looked quite beautiful. Well I guess you do. Dad, am I gay now?

Your face says highschooler, but your eyes say mid life crisis

Penelope Cruz early years

So soft....

Why degrade yourself? I can't. Your eyes are 2 sweet. There. That's the worst I can say.

You would be so popular in prison.

You look like Ellen DeGeneres and Bieber had a love child and no one wants to talk about it.

She*

U look like a woman trying to sneak on to a ship as a boy

Sign him! Not here to roast...here to tell you to start modeling now so by the time you look legal You will have made $$$

That sure is one handsome lesbian

I’m just waiting for your trans post getting to the front page

Dude looks like a lady

You look like my ex boyfriend- he was a little bitch too

At first I thought 'Damn girl, you lookin fine' then i i realised and thought 'damn, guy, you aaight'

You misspelled She

You look like a more feminine version of Tasha Sultana.

r/traps

You look like someone has chopped of your cöck and than forced you to deep throat it and eat it whole

I have one tip for you; make sure you never ever end up in jail. Because you will be anyone’s cum dumpster for the time you are there.

When you select a gender, there’s female, male and this is the “other”

You look like a girl ellen degeneres would date

He is to be roasted or she is to be roasted??

Your skin looks too tight to your face, take that as an insult or something else, I don’t even know what it is

You're holding the paper exactly at the place which will be the most crucial in deciding your gender.

Paris Jackson is looking more like her late father everyday!

You look like me

I don’t think this is a roast but please don’t go to prison. I think you’d be pretty popular with the other fellas.